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I had a dream where I saw the Countess of DC. In the dream it didn't go very well. She was way over the top with her acting. If anyone remembers the Seinfeld episode where Kramer went to LA and that lady in the hallway was an actress. That reminded me of her. I dreamed to see her since she was proficient in pegging, but she rushed everything and hurt me. To make matters worse in my dream she let two escape while we were 69 ing. That pushed me to wake up from the dream. I would avoid.
[QUOTE=Getreal;3973493]I had a dream where I saw the Countess of DC. In the dream it didn't go very well. She was way over the top with her acting. If anyone remembers the Seinfeld episode where Kramer went to LA and that lady in the hallway was an actress. That reminded me of her. I dreamed to see her since she was proficient in pegging, but she rushed everything and hurt me. To make matters worse in my dream she let two escape while we were 69 ing. That pushed me to wake up from the dream. I would avoid.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear your dream turned into a rude awakening. Did the woman in your dream resemble this woman:
[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/the-countess-escort-district-of-columbia-245628[/URL]
[QUOTE=FreshlySnipes;3973761]Sorry to hear your dream turned into a rude awakening. Did the woman in your dream resemble this woman:
[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/the-countess-escort-district-of-columbia-245628[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes, correct.
It looks like Sila Star is going to be visiting up in the DC area next month. Has anyone here tested the waters with her? Is she worth it? What will she do, or not do?
[URL]https://www.silastar.com[/URL]
Ill be in from Chicago next Friday and was looking for something fun in the $2-300 range. Slender wirh large naturals would be awesome ir a BJ queen to soend an hour or two with. Help make my 1st time to DC / Baltimore area a great one. Thanks guys!
[QUOTE=AnothaOne;3933020]I did an hour with Kristen from DCGFE
Have heard really good things on this board about Kylie, however, so YMMV with this agency.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, Kylie has retired.
I know, who can complain with those rates?
Search "Columbia" under listcrawler.
[URL]https://escortalligator.com.dc.listcrawler.com/post/27199999/[/URL]
Chick that works with Brazilian Sara. They both seem to think they are the shit. Sara is worth a go for the novelty or if you are in a rut. Skip this one all together. The latinas in MoCo run a similar operation where they pretty much get you in, let you do your thing, then send you out. The diffrence, the MoCo girls are actually hot. This Columbia chick is busted. Face of an older overwieght white woman but the latina version. Big bull dog jowls and all. Handful of tits but they are fake. Ugly scars underneath. Chunky as hell. Wide hips but no ass considering how chunky she is. Total dead fish. And kept me waitin outside for damn near 20 min. Don't waste your time. Go up to MoCo if you are wanting one of these quick hit latinas.
Did escortalligator / listcrawler die today? Can't seem to get on. Anyone else having this issue?
I usually don't post on here but do post on EscortAlligator I tried to log on and redirects looks like they cancelled the site luckily adultsearch & cityxguide is still up mostly the same ones hope that will help you.
Checked out a couple of these last night from cityxguide all legit and very cheap rates but not at all what advertised in regards to GFE, no kissing at all from either 1st one was a 5 at best and older but atleast knew what she was doing, gave a nice BBJ for tip and 2nd one was absolutely gorgeous but might as well have been being touched by a robot. Did not enjoy it at all. If looking for quickie its worth it but it is not anything special like advertised. Anyone have any good providers for GFE or AMPs that do full service in the area please PM me in the right direction.
[QUOTE=BigHurt82;4020200]Checked out a couple of these last night from cityxguide all legit and very cheap rates but not at all what advertised in regards to GFE, no kissing at all from either 1st one was a 5 at best and older but atleast knew what she was doing, gave a nice BBJ for tip and 2nd one was absolutely gorgeous but might as well have been being touched by a robot. Did not enjoy it at all. If looking for quickie its worth it but it is not anything special like advertised. Anyone have any good providers for GFE or AMPs that do full service in the area please PM me in the right direction.[/QUOTE]Congratulations on your first report. Also, congratulations that your first report shares useful intelligence to the board rather than requesting information.
You might want to check out the Northern Virginia forum for more information on the Asian crapshoot providers in Centreville, Manassas, Springfield and other areas. Unfortunately, while some mongers have gotten lucky the majority have experienced mediocre service at best and the actual menu of services provided isn't consistent with the claims in the ads. I've experienced a couple of decent sessions and the rest have ranged from mediocre to downright awful.
I really really miss Angela brinx.
I wonder if she is really really retired.
Originally met this gal on SA 6 months ago. She apparently got booted off. Rockville based. We tried to meet up a few times but didn't work out. She recently reached out again (she's off SA). Feeling lonely for the holidays, I went for it.
She showed up on time. Very sweet. Looks sexy - 5'5, 25, white girl, thinnish, long brown hair and very attractive. Bonus points for her showing up in a tiny dress (it's freezing out). Unfortunately, I immediately sensed she had an itch that she was needing to scratch that kept her not completely in the room. Bummer because her demeanor is sweet. We had a drink and chatted. She was unable to relax (thanks to the candy itch) so I finally recommended we head to the bedroom. She was happy about that. The dress came off quickly. Really nice body. A little around the tummy but I like that. Started off with a solid BBBJ, lots of noise and fake porn enthusiasm. The cover came on and we went at it missionary with lots of kissing. I revealed some crazy kinky sh*t that I'm into earlier in the evening and she heroically dirty talked that sh*t back to me in the middle of the pounding (more bonus points). She even convinced me that I'm "huge". I'm not but thank you Kennedy. We took a breather and she let my fingers roam in all openings. Recharged, I opted for doggie and exploded into the bag quickly thanks to the nice view.
As soon as I was done, she was in the bathroom "cleaning up". My spidey sense says she was checking my medicine cabinet. The price you pay for inviting folks into your home. No proof though. The little dress went in the purse and the sweatpants came on (kind of awesome). Within 5 minutes she was out the door with pleasantries. I offered an Uber to her destination but she refused it.
So in short: sexy 25 yo that can hold a conversation, has a sweet demeanor, punctual and looks damn good but has some demons that might turn you off. I might repeat. $$$ damage.
Happy to share digits via DM.
A couple new nice ladies popped up on the scene. This phat bubble butt chick named Dymond. Fist time in the area but plans to be back. Has a lot of potential. Good prices and nice ass. Will keep tabs on her.
I am going to be visiting in January and would like some information about what is the best way to find a UTR or a non-pro in the DC area. If you have contact information or suggestions please send them.