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[QUOTE=ThisDude1;4764351]Looked her up on pornhub it said no results.[/QUOTE]Well that's a shocker something he reported is inaccurite.

[QUOTE=Kjh28;4764367]Looks like she stepped out of retirement for you.

[URL]http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/msjada-is-back/986401784017[/URL][/QUOTE]I was hoping to see the gal I once met. I am astonished at what I saw. I got in touch with her. Agreed on business. I got to her place near 60 and Hampton. She came to the door. I was about to cry. Her mouth looked bloody. I do not know if she still has front teeth. Her speech slurred. She looked higher than a kite. Smelled bad as bad as the house she was in. I told her I needed to get something from my car. I gave her my lunch and left.

[QUOTE=Kjh28;4764367]Looks like she stepped out of retirement for you.

[URL]http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/msjada-is-back/986401784017[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for the update. I've been trying to contact her for a while. I now see that she has a new number.

WTF! I thought I had hit rock bottom getting sucked off by a knife wielding trannie, but it appears I have a ways to go before I hit the theoretical lower limits.

We all have done some weird shit, but you, my friend, have set the bar.

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;4764593]Luckily I started seeing my 50 yr old mt at her condo in Feb. Twas cheaper and we cud b as loud as we want! We've been dating about 6 weeks w / o paying except 4 dates. A few says ago I nock on her door and waited few minutes. She answers the door disheveled and a partially open robe with her nipples fully hard. Now I know the only time her nips get that hard is when she's having sex. She says I caught her masturbating. I know she packed her vibby away once we started dating. Backed away as I leaned in 4 a kiss. Breath smelled like sperm. She limped away to the bedroom. I said, " Wait! You fucked the yardstick" She turned to me and said, "Ruler"! I'm sure you guys can figure it out. I grabbed an ice pack and held it on her vagina as she laid on bed. "Honey, you know most men wud be pissed off and run from me. I fuck some guy and you nurse me back to health. I. I. I. am very fond of you"! I let out a sigh of relief because I thawt she was going to say the "L" word! "Baby, I need a favor from you". She removed the ice pack to reveal her exposed clit standing proudly from her hood! "I need you to lick me down there so I can relax". Her extended nipples confirmed her frenzied state. Fifteen minutes later she splurts in my mouth. She tastes different though. I come to realize I just swallowed the old man's cum. I spit it out on her bed and yelled, " Shit! You let the old man fuck you raw" She told me we used up the last large condom and since he's 74 and his only client she figured it'd be OK! She ddnt expect him to cum inside her, but also wondered why he shot such a small load in her mouth. She noticed I was hard, but was too paralyzed to help. She asked me if I wanted to cum on her face or tits? I told her you choose? Within minutes I filled her awaiting mouth!

The point of all this is the AMPs are opening. You just have 2 b diligent in investigating.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigMilwaukee;4765724]WTF! I thought I had hit rock bottom getting sucked off by a knife wielding trannie, but it appears I have a ways to go before I hit the theoretical lower limits.

We all have done some weird shit, but you, my friend, have set the bar.[/QUOTE]You get sucked off by some nasty ass tranny that I would never do! I accidentally swallow some old man's jizz (who BTW happens 2 b a man of distinction). I in turn will fuck the hell out of my lovely Korean MILF and you're stuck having to get blown by AA trannies!

You tell me who's got the better options?

LMFAO!

[QUOTE=Ps1999;4764993]Well that's a shocker something he reported is inaccurite.[/QUOTE]You should know, you're used to "shockers", so you're saying she doesn't have videos?

[QUOTE=Ps1999;4764993]Well that's a shocker something he reported is inaccurite.[/QUOTE]Inaccurate like your spelling of the word inaccurate? You're really a clown, how come you never post of any encounters? Just dumb rude comments, how about the moderators let this get posted so he can answer and quit trolling me.

[QUOTE=Jc2490;4765538]Thanks for the update. I've been trying to contact her for a while. I now see that she has a new number.[/QUOTE]I hope you read the post prior to yours!!

It is true that after gargling out the pint of ancient man goo, you were able to plow the senior citizen Asian, where as I did not have the luxury of even getting to provide my salty protein drink to said nasty trannie.

I guess it is all a matter of prospective.

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;4765801]You get sucked off by some nasty ass tranny that I would never do! I accidentally swallow some old man's jizz (who BTW happens 2 b a man of distinction). I in turn will fuck the hell out of my lovely Korean MILF and you're stuck having to get blown by AA trannies!

You tell me who's got the better options?

LMFAO![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GioX68;4765816]Inaccurate like your spelling of the word inaccurate? You're really a clown, how come you never post of any encounters? Just dumb rude comments, how about the moderators let this get posted so he can answer and quit trolling me.[/QUOTE]If only I knew how to start a new thread I would do it just for you. It could be Pornhub video reviews since that's the only thing of substance and accurate* (sorry no spell check) that you have posted in your 160 plus posts. At least that way you would have something to hang your hat on besides the Lava Lamp you have in the back of your (non) stabbing cabin Astro van. I would call you a Troll but I think that would only get you excited. Asshat.

[QUOTE=BigMilwaukee;4766779]It is true that after gargling out the pint of ancient man goo, you were able to plow the senior citizen Asian, where as I did not have the luxury of even getting to provide my salty protein drink to said nasty trannie.

I guess it is all a matter of prospective.[/QUOTE]You saw this (your words) NASTY tranny and still approached him / her!! LMAO!! I on the other hand have a desirable 50 yr old Asian LADY that digs me!! You're right!! It is a matter of PERSPECTIVE!! If you're going to have a debate, at least use proper terminology!! SMDH!!

[QUOTE=BigMilwaukee;4765724]WTF! I thought I had hit rock bottom getting sucked off by a knife wielding trannie, but it appears I have a ways to go before I hit the theoretical lower limits.

We all have done some weird shit, but you, my friend, have set the bar.[/QUOTE]No judgement man, but can you lay out in general terms how this happened? I assume the tranny misrepresented his / her / itself as a real woman? And then held you at knifepoint?

Damn. Fucked up. Just so none of us ever repeat the steps that landed you there.

I told this story not to long ago under one of the what is your nastiest / most horrible experience, but I can indulge again. So this was years ago when I was very new to the mongering. I responded to an add for a girl not to far from me. I did not know the tells regarding trannies yet. I pull up and call. The voice sounded kinda off, but I was horney, so I disreguarded my concerns. She did not meet me, but had me come into her place. It was dimly lit, and the first thing I noticed was knives everywhere. I finally looked at my girl, and immedately noticed that it was not a girl, but a guy. Being the horney fuck I am, I figured, what the hell and went for the blowjob. Naturally, shim did not finish, and after 10 min, wanted more money to continue. When I said I didn't have anymore, shim started getting dressed to come with me to the atm. I bolted like a jackrabbit when it started packing up some knives as well. Soon after, I started learning the art of staying away from trannies.

These are a few of the tells I have noticed. They also spill over to scams as well.

1. fake picks. Look at the description of the girl vs the pics. If they don't line up, demand extra.

2. Odly many will use real pics. So look att facial structure, torso, arms, legs. A guy looks different than a girl structurally speaking.

3. wordiing in the add. I will almost alwayss ignnore an add if they use the term sloppy toppy. For me it has always been associated with trannies, if they oonly offerr head or anal is another nono.

4. bacck to the description in adds. If they say they are 5'8 or above, I stay away. I have only met a handful of 6 footers that were real (2 were mother and daughter, and that was indeed an interesting experience).

5. if you are still on the fence, call them. Listen to the voice. No matter how feminine they try to sound, you can always hear the guy in the voice.

These are just a couple of the rules I use when looking through adds. I am sure there are many more that others use. If anyone would like to share, please do.

[QUOTE=Singularity007;4767072]No judgement man, but can you lay out in general terms how this happened? I assume the tranny misrepresented his / her / itself as a real woman? And then held you at knifepoint?

Damn. Fucked up. Just so none of us ever repeat the steps that landed you there.[/QUOTE]

Calm down for Pete's sake. You are going to curdle the ancient man squiglies. Since you are obviously not catching on to the fact that I am teasing you, I will spell it out for you. I am teasing you. Hell I threw in some self deprocation to emphasize the lightheartedness of everying. Good gosh, take the stick out of the anus everyone (and no, that is a bridge to far, for me atliest).

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;4766961]You saw this (your words) NASTY tranny and still approached him / her!! LMAO!! I on the other hand have a desirable 50 yr old Asian LADY that digs me!! You're right!! It is a matter of PERSPECTIVE!! If you're going to have a debate, at least use proper terminology!! SMDH!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GioX68;4802371]I saw the hairy white whale that's supposedly missing, on national with her bull dyke looking mother, the daughter looks older than her pics and has bloated red legs and a uni brow, she is rather unattractive, both just trashy and dirty looking, the mother was strutting around angry about something, in it for drugs, I wouldn't pic up either.[/QUOTE]Your last actual review I can find was 12-1-19 posts since then explaining why you're not going to see someone.