Massage Parlor Reports

I had some time unexpectedly open up so I thought I give AI a try, Mistake! The comms were good. I set an appointment for right after they open and gave my name. When I walked in I gave my name. The lady running it asked if I called. I knew there was a problem. She started scrolling through her phone. I asked is there a problem? She showed me to a room and told me to get comfortable. I asked in the room is there a problem, and she kept scrolling thru her phone. I asked if there was anyone here to give a massage. She called a lady and showed me her on her phone. She was in bed. I told her I would try another time and walked to the door. I opened it, but she got in front of the door so I couldn't leave. Wow! I asked her to get out of the way. I opened the door and went to the common entrance of the 2 locations. She followed me and I tuned her out. No apology given. TOFTT.

[QUOTE=Bacardi1314;7340641]After speaking with Erin directly, the best I can say is I hope you can find another provider who suits your needs. Have a great weekend.[/QUOTE]Okay, thanks for the help! If you want to provide more context, check your inbox. Otherwise I'll count my losses! .

Thank you sir.

Dj.

[QUOTE=Tazz51;7339719]Does anyone know what's going on? I called to see if Ruby was back and all I get is a recording saying the party can't answer because there busy.[/QUOTE]Ruby is back at TLC. I saw her this afternoon.

[QUOTE=OldDutch;7342008]Ruby is back at TLC. I saw her this afternoon.[/QUOTE]Nice going to have to make an appointment. Thanks.

Been on a bit of an AMP kick the past few weeks.

Stopped by Asian Ivy a couple weekends ago and took the random draw. Nothing super standout about my masseuse, not gorgeous, but not ugly either. Average, cute enough asian face, a bit of a mom bod with a nice chest, maybe mid 30's-40's. As middle of the road as an appointment goes, but in a good way. Decent massage, decent HE with a pulled up top. Standard door fee and tip, nothing to complain about. Not a particularly remarkable visit, but if I were to repeat with the exact same outcome, I'd be happy.

Bookended that visit with essentially identical visits to Seven Day Spa the weekends before and after. Both times I drew one of my current favorites there named Apple, who actually remembered me despite the months long absence I took from there. Apple is very cute IMO, maybe a bit more of a squarish face than asian girls tend to have, but I think she's pretty damn good looking. Small sporty / petite build with a not big, but decent bust and a small but squeezable butt. The thing that draws me to her the most though is her personality. She has a playfully sassy nature and our banter tends to lean in a sarcastic way that I very much enjoy. Her massage style is just on the edge of being almost too deep tissue for me, but still enjoyable and I think many mongers would enjoy it because of that. The HE is on par with most every HE I've gotten at Seven Day to date. Really puts on a show, but doesn't feel overly dramatic. Girls out immediately and some UTC of the back side, but stops short of any real nether exploration. I can't say for certain and YMMV, but I'm getting the slight feeling that the menu can be expanded with more generous donations, to what degree, I cannot say. Standard Door fee and tip for what I've gotten so far, so may try my luck at a future visit and see what other fun can be had.

One potential Con for Apple is that she will probably be answering texts towards the last portions of your time. Not sure if it's personal or business, but she's done it every time I've been with her, but always after the HE is done and she's finishing out my time with a face massage. It personally doesn't bother me much, she seems to have a good grasp on multitasking so I haven't had to care, but I know it can be a major turn off for a lot of mongers that want completely undivided attention during their appointments.

I stopped at Lotus Flower for the first time a couple weeks ago and got a girl named Cici. She is probably the cutest massage girl I've ever seen. I never ask for anything on my first visit. Has anyone had any experiences with her?

Scheduled a same-day appt with Madisyn / Madison at Meditation Station. Overall the experience was dumb. I don't know why but that was the word in my head when I left. And I know some reports are positive about this location and its providers, so maybe I went on the wrong day. And credit where credit is due: comms were great. And I *think* Madisyn / Madison is pretty hot, but I can't say for sure, because she never took off the poofy, not-form-fitting dress she was wearing, which covered everything from her shoulders to above her knees. (Removing clothing would have cost $1.6 extra FYI.).

The massage was fine, almost no talking. Then the flip, when I learned that anything and everything beyond a simple release would cost a *lot* extra. I know good things cost money but I was surprised how much: even simple things that are often included by default with a massage. Again, could be me, maybe this is a new normal to itemize every aspect and price it to the max. (Admittedly I hate negotiations in the middle of things.) But maybe it works for them and they get lots of business, I don't know. I've tried a few spots this past year, but mostly, the experiences I've had just make me miss Milan.

Won't repeat but I wish them well.

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[QUOTE=TypicalDude;7342743]Scheduled a same-day appt with Madisyn / Madison at Meditation Station. Overall the experience was dumb. I don't know why but that was the word in my head when I left. And I know some reports are positive about this location and its providers, so maybe I went on the wrong day. And credit where credit is due: comms were great. And I *think* Madisyn / Madison is pretty hot, but I can't say for sure, because she never took off the poofy, not-form-fitting dress she was wearing, which covered everything from her shoulders to above her knees. (Removing clothing would have cost $1.6 extra FYI.).

The massage was fine, almost no talking. Then the flip, when I learned that anything and everything beyond a simple release would cost a *lot* extra. I know good things cost money but I was surprised how much: even simple things that are often included by default with a massage. Again, could be me, maybe this is a new normal to itemize every aspect and price it to the max. (Admittedly I hate negotiations in the middle of things.) But maybe it works for them and they get lots of business, I don't know. I've tried a few spots this past year, but mostly, the experiences I've had just make me miss Milan.

Won't repeat but I wish them well.

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[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/black_caribbean/madisyn/241339297751[/URL][/QUOTE]Far more bad reviews than good! Thanks for the review and reminder about this place. Lighting money on fire and watching it burn is more fun than putting up with their GPS!

[QUOTE=TypicalDude;7342743]Scheduled a same-day appt with Madisyn / Madison at Meditation Station. Overall the experience was dumb. I don't know why but that was the word in my head when I left. And I know some reports are positive about this location and its providers, so maybe I went on the wrong day. And credit where credit is due: comms were great. And I *think* Madisyn / Madison is pretty hot, but I can't say for sure, because she never took off the poofy, not-form-fitting dress she was wearing, which covered everything from her shoulders to above her knees. (Removing clothing would have cost $1.6 extra FYI.).

The massage was fine, almost no talking. Then the flip, when I learned that anything and everything beyond a simple release would cost a *lot* extra. I know good things cost money but I was surprised how much: even simple things that are often included by default with a massage. Again, could be me, maybe this is a new normal to itemize every aspect and price it to the max. (Admittedly I hate negotiations in the middle of things.) But maybe it works for them and they get lots of business, I don't know. I've tried a few spots this past year, but mostly, the experiences I've had just make me miss Milan.

Won't repeat but I wish them well.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/black_caribbean/madison--616-228-2217/498044588454[/URL]

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/black_caribbean/madisyn/241339297751[/URL][/QUOTE]I was there last summer. Drew a very attractive AA girl (she ran track in hs, mom lives in Houston, name escapes me) - but instead of tipping her $80, I accidentally gave her $180. So I called the next day and told her my mistake. To her eternal credit and character, she said, "Okay, you have a $100 credit, see you soon. " And she honored it the very next day. I only mention it because it's not all that difficult to ask these girls for consideration or even favors. I was fully prepared to hear, "Sorry you're so dumb with money, bye. " Everyone hear has their own experience and mine is rather limited due to work and family, but I'm guessing 2/3* of these girls will go the extra mile if you give them respect and show a personal interest in them. Well, maybe half of them.

* caveat: non-drug addicted. All bets off when they are chasing the dragon.

Well, gents, I earned my dumb card today. I have a thing for petites, and since I've been rather stressed lately, I needed a massage. I've had fabulous massage experiences with Milan, Berlin, and Britt. So when I saw this ad:

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_w/your-escape--relieve-all-your-/372973735131.[/URL]

What? Relieve all my stress? With a slender, petite blonde? Of course, one head knew this was too good to be true. But was he in control? Nooooo.

So, like a smart guy, I called and confirmed. Brittney was the girl in the photo? Yes, it's me.

So, I arrive in a weird industrial / construction / some kind of funky I'm in the boonies location off 28th. Walk in and a distracted, rolly polly of a girl greets me. When I met Brittney, well, she was kinda cute, but definitely not blonde or petite. But, remember, who was in control.

Massage wasn't bad and there was the standard release for a door fee tip. To remove the clothes, an additional photograph of Mr. Grant was required. Anything more was a significant increase and required me to travel with a selection of raincoats. All is all, I left slightly less stressed and feeling like I I wasted some precious time and hobby cash.

Is Natasha still back at Panacea? I have called a few times and she was not working.

[QUOTE=Sg1003;7343995]Is Natasha still back at Panacea? I have called a few times and she was not working.[/QUOTE]Yes, she's still there but only works days. Has anybody had a chance to see the newer girl Jehne yet?

Went to TNC called ahead to make sure I was seeing Ruby made the appointment got there walked in said I was there to see Ruby a lady lead me to the room I got ready for the table shower same lady came to get me back to room it was obvious I wasn't going to see Ruby. She gave a lack luster massage no teasing what so ever flipped asked what I wanted told her felt rushed the whole time. She said her name was CoCo I will definitely not see her again not sure if I'm going back at all.

[QUOTE=ChanceTa;7343280]Well, gents, I earned my dumb card today. I have a thing for petites, and since I've been rather stressed lately, I needed a massage. I've had fabulous massage experiences with Milan, Berlin, and Britt. So when I saw this ad:

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_w/your-escape--relieve-all-your-/372973735131.[/URL]

What? Relieve all my stress? With a slender, petite blonde? Of course, one head knew this was too good to be true. But was he in control? Nooooo.

So, like a smart guy, I called and confirmed. Brittney was the girl in the photo? Yes, it's me.

So, I arrive in a weird industrial / construction / some kind of funky I'm in the boonies location off 28th. Walk in and a distracted, rolly polly of a girl greets me. When I met Brittney, well, she was kinda cute, but definitely not blonde or petite. But, remember, who was in control.

Massage wasn't bad and there was the standard release for a door fee tip. To remove the clothes, an additional photograph of Mr. Grant was required. Anything more was a significant increase and required me to travel with a selection of raincoats. All is all, I left slightly less stressed and feeling like I I wasted some precious time and hobby cash.[/QUOTE]Thanks Chance. Spirited.

[QUOTE=StevesMilin;7344449]Thanks Chance. Spirited.[/QUOTE]It happens to all of us sooner than later. The little head usually wins out!