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Man. This was a crazy experience for me LOL. I wasn't planning on seeing anybody for awhile after hitting #100 the other day. But I had some work to do in the OC and I thought what the heck let me see who's around. Check my fav's list on PD and found BeBunny in the area. Really skinny blonde spinner with an open menu. I still search the area to find a few more for back up. I look at HX and find MsTurner. I've been fucking alot of thicker girls lately and was wanting to go back to fucking spinners but dude. The tits on this girl! My god they were probably the biggest natural knockers I've ever seen. I've been craving some Russian lately too so I hit her up. She responds and sends me a menu that was just as open as the other girl's but for way less in price. So I cancel on my spinner and go for the titties!

I get off work a little early and hit her up and she sends me her address. I'm there in 30 min and she lets me right in as she was getting in the shower. She's a chatter and very hyper. She talks so fast that I miss alot of what she's saying but mostly because I keep staring at her huge F juggs. She's a little thick but actually not really fat. Just really huge tits and the smallest body frame that would reasonably fit it. After she gets out of the shower I rinse of a little as well then she invites me to relax on the bed while she gave me a massage. One thing she advertised in her menu and held true during our visit was that she likes to take charge. I felt like she was man handling me around they way she moved me during the massage. She was using this stuff from this jar that turned out to be coconut oil. Looked kind of weird at first because it was all solid and she would use generous amounts of it all over me. Then here's where the crazy adventure begins.

Without warning she completely swallows my dick with her mouth and starts going hardcore with the deepthroating, spitting, and gagging. Then she tells me to pull her hair. I pull it a little and she says no harder! I pull a little hard and she says it's not hard enough and calls me a pussy. She tells me to grab as much hair possible with both hands and pull as hard as I can. I do it and she starts sucking again. The harder I pull the crazier she gets with the deep throating. Then she tells me to slap her. Maaaann. I don't do that rough stuff LOL. I give her a slap but definitely held back. She says "WTF? Harder". I do it harder. "Seriously? No harder". I go harder. She says "that's some weak shit. Like this. " then slaps me hard. I'm still pulling this girl's hair during all this so I go pretty hard on the next slap. Totally not comfortable with this at all but it's turning her on so what the hell LOL. Then she tells me to spit in her face. Ummm fuck. Ok. My mouth is kinda dry so I make a pathetic attempt to spit and fail. She spits at me. I get a little mad and spit a big one back at her then she goes back to town on me with the deep throat fucking. I'm starting to realize the rougher I get, the better the head! Except she doesn't like when you push down on her head. Hmmm. Guess she likes staying in control?

After a bit of hard face fucking she then tells me to jerk off hard while she has her mouth on me and not to worry about hurting her face. I do that then she surprises me by going under and starts rimming the shit out of me. Like going to town on my ass. I start slowing down on the jerking off because with all of these new sensations I felt like I was about to bust my nut already. She starts wanting to try some other stuff and show me some other new weird ways which she can deep throat me. Like I said, she likes to take control, so she was moving my legs around and getting me into crazy positions where one leg was wrapped around her back and the other around her ass while she was titty fucking me and sucking my dick. It was like a crazy wrestling match lmao. She wanted to do some stuff on the lazy boy that was in the room but it was right next to the A / C and it was cold AF so we bail and get back on the bed. I lay down again and she spits on my dick then throws a huge glob of white coconut oil all over me and starts stroking the shit out of me hard before going back into the violent deep throating. Again she starts demanding me to pull her hair as hard as I can with both hands. I'm literally pulling as hard as I can and she's looking at me like "really? That's all you got?" man I felt like a weak *****. Even though I can deadlift 500 lbs I couldn't keep up with this girl!

Oh and she had some interesting dirty talk. Like I said she's kinda hyper and talks kinda fast. It's hard to explain her dirty talk but she would say alot things really fast in one breath without tripping over her words. It was impressive. Something like "call me a fucking cum **** ***** dirty white ***** cum dump and stick me in a shed at Home Depot while you fuck my ass and creampie all my holes". That's all I caught but there was a lot more too that haha. Next she says she's ready for some Russian which was exactly what I came there for. She gets on her back while I straddle her and as she pushed her massive tits together I watch my dick disappear into them. I'm pumping away like a happy camper and then. She tells me to choke her. Grabs my hand and puts it on her throat and tells me to just use her throat as a support. I'm like a 200 lbs dude. She says 'choke me harder!' as she's barely breathing air and getting the words out. Again. I'm not used to this shit at all. Not really my cup of tea but whatever I'll try most things once. She taps out after almost a minute of this. I'm worried that she might pass out or something but not going to lie I was kinda getting turned on by all of it. I let go and with my hands now free I take over on squeezing her melons together while I keep fucking them. She's going back to her long incoherent dirty talk which was also turning me on. At one point she said something about taking her home and letting all my friends bareback her and creampie her pussy and face. LOL what? Weird though the only thing though she does not allow is CIM. She actually warned me at the beginning of the BJ Session that if I did she would bite my dick off. I believed her LOL. Didn't matter to me I was still going to give her a facial at least. When I was ready to blow I began to aim, and even though I blew a big one the other day with Fiji I still had a ton left and blew a huge one all over her face and tits. But I guess she was really serious about not liking it in her mouth as she covered her mouth with her hand while I painted the rest of her.

After that insane session we chatted for a bit longer. Watched some YouTube videos and I got her whole life story pretty much. I had to get going because I still had a long drive back to SD. Definitely was an awesome experience for the $$. 4 I paid. I actually paid extra for video too and brought my GoPro but the session was so crazy that I didn't even remember to use it. She let me keep the money on the upgrade thankfully and said maybe next time we can record. As I got home I'm still thinking about how insane the experience was. A little out of my comfort zone but can't say it wasn't anything I've ever fantasized about. I definitely had a good time and would probably do it again if she ever made a trip down here. Before writing this report I thought man this girl had to have done porn at some point. Did some searching and it didn't take long to find some of her old work from her porn days as Paige Turner. She looked alot bigger then. Must've lost some weight but thankfully nothing lost from her huge tits. Also, 6th porn star I've boned this year! Woot!

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MsTurner[/URL]

This was hilarious! First thing that came to mind was the scene of Ben Stiller in the scene where he was getting dominated and being told what to do!

[QUOTE=DeadAzz;6213394]Man. This was a crazy experience for me LOL. I wasn't planning on seeing anybody for awhile after hitting #100 the other day. But I had some work to do in the OC and I thought what the heck let me see who's around. Check my fav's list on PD and found BeBunny in the area. Really skinny blonde spinner with an open menu. I still search the area to find a few more for back up. I look at HX and find MsTurner. I've been fucking alot of thicker girls lately and was wanting to go back to fucking spinners but dude. The tits on this girl! My god they were probably the biggest natural knockers I've ever seen. I've been craving some Russian lately too so I hit her up. She responds and sends me a menu that was just as open as the other girl's but for way less in price. So I cancel on my spinner and go for the titties!

I get off work a little early and hit her up and she sends me her address. I'm there in 30 min and she lets me right in as she was getting in the shower. She's a chatter and very hyper. She talks so fast that I miss alot of what she's saying but mostly because I keep staring at her huge F juggs. She's a little thick but actually not really fat. Just really huge tits and the smallest body frame that would reasonably fit it. After she gets out of the shower I rinse of a little as well then she invites me to relax on the bed while she gave me a massage. One thing she advertised in her menu and held true during our visit was that she likes to take charge. I felt like she was man handling me around they way she moved me during the massage. She was using this stuff from this jar that turned out to be coconut oil. Looked kind of weird at first because it was all solid and she would use generous amounts of it all over me. Then here's where the crazy adventure begins.

Without warning she completely swallows my dick with her mouth and starts going hardcore with the deepthroating, spitting, and gagging. Then she tells me to pull her hair. I pull it a little and she says no harder! I pull a little hard and she says it's not hard enough and calls me a pussy. She tells me to grab as much hair possible with both hands and pull as hard as I can. I do it and she starts sucking again. The harder I pull the crazier she gets with the deep throating. Then she tells me to slap her. Maaaann. I don't do that rough stuff LOL. I give her a slap but definitely held back. She says "WTF? Harder". I do it harder. "Seriously? No harder". I go harder. She says "that's some weak shit. Like this. " then slaps me hard. I'm still pulling this girl's hair during all this so I go pretty hard on the next slap. Totally not comfortable with this at all but it's turning her on so what the hell LOL. Then she tells me to spit in her face. Ummm fuck. Ok. My mouth is kinda dry so I make a pathetic attempt to spit and fail. She spits at me. I get a little mad and spit a big one back at her then she goes back to town on me with the deep throat fucking. I'm starting to realize the rougher I get, the better the head! Except she doesn't like when you push down on her head. Hmmm. Guess she likes staying in control?

After a bit of hard face fucking she then tells me to jerk off hard while she has her mouth on me and not to worry about hurting her face. I do that then she surprises me by going under and starts rimming the shit out of me. Like going to town on my ass. I start slowing down on the jerking off because with all of these new sensations I felt like I was about to bust my nut already. She starts wanting to try some other stuff and show me some other new weird ways which she can deep throat me. Like I said, she likes to take control, so she was moving my legs around and getting me into crazy positions where one leg was wrapped around her back and the other around her ass while she was titty fucking me and sucking my dick. It was like a crazy wrestling match lmao. She wanted to do some stuff on the lazy boy that was in the room but it was right next to the A / C and it was cold AF so we bail and get back on the bed. I lay down again and she spits on my dick then throws a huge glob of white coconut oil all over me and starts stroking the shit out of me hard before going back into the violent deep throating. Again she starts demanding me to pull her hair as hard as I can with both hands. I'm literally pulling as hard as I can and she's looking at me like "really? That's all you got?" man I felt like a weak *****. Even though I can deadlift 500 lbs I couldn't keep up with this girl!

Oh and she had some interesting dirty talk. Like I said she's kinda hyper and talks kinda fast. It's hard to explain her dirty talk but she would say alot things really fast in one breath without tripping over her words. It was impressive. Something like "call me a fucking cum **** ***** dirty white ***** cum dump and stick me in a shed at Home Depot while you fuck my ass and creampie all my holes". That's all I caught but there was a lot more too that haha. Next she says she's ready for some Russian which was exactly what I came there for. She gets on her back while I straddle her and as she pushed her massive tits together I watch my dick disappear into them. I'm pumping away like a happy camper and then. She tells me to choke her. Grabs my hand and puts it on her throat and tells me to just use her throat as a support. I'm like a 200 lbs dude. She says 'choke me harder!' as she's barely breathing air and getting the words out. Again. I'm not used to this shit at all. Not really my cup of tea but whatever I'll try most things once. She taps out after almost a minute of this. I'm worried that she might pass out or something but not going to lie I was kinda getting turned on by all of it. I let go and with my hands now free I take over on squeezing her melons together while I keep fucking them. She's going back to her long incoherent dirty talk which was also turning me on. At one point she said something about taking her home and letting all my friends bareback her and creampie her pussy and face. LOL what? Weird though the only thing though she does not allow is CIM. She actually warned me at the beginning of the BJ Session that if I did she would bite my dick off. I believed her LOL. Didn't matter to me I was still going to give her a facial at least. When I was ready to blow I began to aim, and even though I blew a big one the other day with Fiji I still had a ton left and blew a huge one all over her face and tits. But I guess she was really serious about not liking it in her mouth as she covered her mouth with her hand while I painted the rest of her.

After that insane session we chatted for a bit longer. Watched some YouTube videos and I got her whole life story pretty much. I had to get going because I still had a long drive back to SD. Definitely was an awesome experience for the $$. 4 I paid. I actually paid extra for video too and brought my GoPro but the session was so crazy that I didn't even remember to use it. She let me keep the money on the upgrade thankfully and said maybe next time we can record. As I got home I'm still thinking about how insane the experience was. A little out of my comfort zone but can't say it wasn't anything I've ever fantasized about. I definitely had a good time and would probably do it again if she ever made a trip down here. Before writing this report I thought man this girl had to have done porn at some point. Did some searching and it didn't take long to find some of her old work from her porn days as Paige Turner. She looked alot bigger then. Must've lost some weight but thankfully nothing lost from her huge tits. Also, 6th porn star I've boned this year! Woot!

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MsTurner[/URL][/QUOTE]

Deadazz, great story and I literally LOL'd at Paige Turner. Great porn name.

Was just wondering if anyone knew of some providers that catered to foot fetish? I had this one foot model I met up with from Twitter three times or so, but it seems like she isn't active anymore. It was so amazing being able to indulge in my fetish and I rly miss it.

[QUOTE=SheriffBart;6213759]Deadazz, great story and I literally LOL'd at Paige Turner. Great porn name.[/QUOTE]Yeah, good stuff man. Thanks for sharing that was interesting and funny as hell.

[QUOTE=DeadAzz;6213394] Also, 6th porn star I've boned this year! Woot!

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MsTurner[/URL][/QUOTE]Great report man, sounds like an amazing time. Make sure to get your pornstar reports in the pornstar thread! Also, I've been meaning to see Brooke Bunny (be bunny) for a while but the comms were so weird I never did.

Nice DeadAzz! I've been wanting to see her but she's never down in SD and I haven't gotten a chance to get away to OC.

[QUOTE=DeadAzz;6213394]Man. This was a crazy experience for me LOL. I wasn't planning on seeing anybody for awhile after hitting #100 the other day. But I had some work to do in the OC and I thought what the heck let me see who's around. Check my fav's list on PD and found BeBunny in the area. Really skinny blonde spinner with an open menu. I still search the area to find a few more for back up. I look at HX and find MsTurner. I've been fucking alot of thicker girls lately and was wanting to go back to fucking spinners but dude. The tits on this girl! My god they were probably the biggest natural knockers I've ever seen. I've been craving some Russian lately too so I hit her up. She responds and sends me a menu that was just as open as the other girl's but for way less in price. So I cancel on my spinner and go for the titties!

I get off work a little early and hit her up and she sends me her address. I'm there in 30 min and she lets me right in as she was getting in the shower. She's a chatter and very hyper. She talks so fast that I miss alot of what she's saying but mostly because I keep staring at her huge F juggs. She's a little thick but actually not really fat. Just really huge tits and the smallest body frame that would reasonably fit it. After she gets out of the shower I rinse of a little as well then she invites me to relax on the bed while she gave me a massage. One thing she advertised in her menu and held true during our visit was that she likes to take charge. I felt like she was man handling me around they way she moved me during the massage. She was using this stuff from this jar that turned out to be coconut oil. Looked kind of weird at first because it was all solid and she would use generous amounts of it all over me. Then here's where the crazy adventure begins.

Without warning she completely swallows my dick with her mouth and starts going hardcore with the deepthroating, spitting, and gagging. Then she tells me to pull her hair. I pull it a little and she says no harder! I pull a little hard and she says it's not hard enough and calls me a pussy. She tells me to grab as much hair possible with both hands and pull as hard as I can. I do it and she starts sucking again. The harder I pull the crazier she gets with the deep throating. Then she tells me to slap her. Maaaann. I don't do that rough stuff LOL. I give her a slap but definitely held back. She says "WTF? Harder". I do it harder. "Seriously? No harder". I go harder. She says "that's some weak shit. Like this. " then slaps me hard. I'm still pulling this girl's hair during all this so I go pretty hard on the next slap. Totally not comfortable with this at all but it's turning her on so what the hell LOL. Then she tells me to spit in her face. Ummm fuck. Ok. My mouth is kinda dry so I make a pathetic attempt to spit and fail. She spits at me. I get a little mad and spit a big one back at her then she goes back to town on me with the deep throat fucking. I'm starting to realize the rougher I get, the better the head! Except she doesn't like when you push down on her head. Hmmm. Guess she likes staying in control?

After a bit of hard face fucking she then tells me to jerk off hard while she has her mouth on me and not to worry about hurting her face. I do that then she surprises me by going under and starts rimming the shit out of me. Like going to town on my ass. I start slowing down on the jerking off because with all of these new sensations I felt like I was about to bust my nut already. She starts wanting to try some other stuff and show me some other new weird ways which she can deep throat me. Like I said, she likes to take control, so she was moving my legs around and getting me into crazy positions where one leg was wrapped around her back and the other around her ass while she was titty fucking me and sucking my dick. It was like a crazy wrestling match lmao. She wanted to do some stuff on the lazy boy that was in the room but it was right next to the A / C and it was cold AF so we bail and get back on the bed. I lay down again and she spits on my dick then throws a huge glob of white coconut oil all over me and starts stroking the shit out of me hard before going back into the violent deep throating. Again she starts demanding me to pull her hair as hard as I can with both hands. I'm literally pulling as hard as I can and she's looking at me like "really? That's all you got?" man I felt like a weak *****. Even though I can deadlift 500 lbs I couldn't keep up with this girl!

Oh and she had some interesting dirty talk. Like I said she's kinda hyper and talks kinda fast. It's hard to explain her dirty talk but she would say alot things really fast in one breath without tripping over her words. It was impressive. Something like "call me a fucking cum **** ***** dirty white ***** cum dump and stick me in a shed at Home Depot while you fuck my ass and creampie all my holes". That's all I caught but there was a lot more too that haha. Next she says she's ready for some Russian which was exactly what I came there for. She gets on her back while I straddle her and as she pushed her massive tits together I watch my dick disappear into them. I'm pumping away like a happy camper and then. She tells me to choke her. Grabs my hand and puts it on her throat and tells me to just use her throat as a support. I'm like a 200 lbs dude. She says 'choke me harder!' as she's barely breathing air and getting the words out. Again. I'm not used to this shit at all. Not really my cup of tea but whatever I'll try most things once. She taps out after almost a minute of this. I'm worried that she might pass out or something but not going to lie I was kinda getting turned on by all of it. I let go and with my hands now free I take over on squeezing her melons together while I keep fucking them. She's going back to her long incoherent dirty talk which was also turning me on. At one point she said something about taking her home and letting all my friends bareback her and creampie her pussy and face. LOL what? Weird though the only thing though she does not allow is CIM. She actually warned me at the beginning of the BJ Session that if I did she would bite my dick off. I believed her LOL. Didn't matter to me I was still going to give her a facial at least. When I was ready to blow I began to aim, and even though I blew a big one the other day with Fiji I still had a ton left and blew a huge one all over her face and tits. But I guess she was really serious about not liking it in her mouth as she covered her mouth with her hand while I painted the rest of her.

After that insane session we chatted for a bit longer. Watched some YouTube videos and I got her whole life story pretty much. I had to get going because I still had a long drive back to SD. Definitely was an awesome experience for the $$. 4 I paid. I actually paid extra for video too and brought my GoPro but the session was so crazy that I didn't even remember to use it. She let me keep the money on the upgrade thankfully and said maybe next time we can record. As I got home I'm still thinking about how insane the experience was. A little out of my comfort zone but can't say it wasn't anything I've ever fantasized about. I definitely had a good time and would probably do it again if she ever made a trip down here. Before writing this report I thought man this girl had to have done porn at some point. Did some searching and it didn't take long to find some of her old work from her porn days as Paige Turner. She looked alot bigger then. Must've lost some weight but thankfully nothing lost from her huge tits. Also, 6th porn star I've boned this year! Woot!

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MsTurner[/URL][/QUOTE]Are we talking about Paige Turnah? The British chick? Couldn't find Paige Turner. Epic review though haha. Sounds crazy.

Was just wondering if anyone knew of any providers that catered to foot fetish? I used to meet with this model from Twitter and had a blast every time, but she's kinda off the radar now. I'd love to find some more people to indulge in my fetish with.

[QUOTE=Snaxychax;6213960]Are we talking about Paige Turnah? The British chick? Couldn't find Paige Turner. Epic review though haha. Sounds crazy.[/QUOTE]Looks like the only work she's done was with Scoreland. Can't find it on any of the 'tube' streaming sites unfortunately.

SherriffBart. Can't believe I didn't catch that until I read your comment! Haha that's hilarious!

Got a window to have some fun tomorrow. Anyone know anything about this chick? She has an ad on PD as well.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/99588889/6193755667[/URL]

I'm not into rough stuff either, but I got to say I'm pretty jealous of your experience. And those tits! I was able to find some tube videos of her to share with the group.

[URL]https://www.bigporn.com/tag-paige%20turner/1.html[/URL]

[URL]https://www.theyarehuge.com/paige-turner.pornstar/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.melonstube.com/pornstar/paige-turner[/URL]

[QUOTE=DeadAzz;6214455]Looks like the only work she's done was with Scoreland. Can't find it on any of the 'tube' streaming sites unfortunately.[/QUOTE]

Anyone seen her before?

[URL]https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/6197146023[/URL]

[QUOTE=MrIliterate;6215947]Anyone seen her before?

[URL]https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/6197146023[/URL][/QUOTE]I was checking her ad out yesterday too. Looks legit. Two vague reviews, she's got post history in different cities over time. I would try her out but I'm in a mission for a spinner at the moment. Her tits look amazing if pics are accurate!

Man. That's some trippy azz $hit Holmes! LOL [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_fDVwVPoIU[/URL].

You really need to write a freaking book! 101 Whorematians- The Wonderful World of Whoremonging And How I Fucked Them All.

By (Under the pseudonym): Dead Azz.

You sure have transfixed this forum, with your amazing "Are you not entertained," Gladiator style experiences, Bro! Although like you stated, this most memorable #101 encounter with this sadomasochistic Ms. Turner control freak, that she was the only true Gladiator in the room during that wild, insanely crazy azz ride she took you on! I'm just glad that you made it out that SNAFU, alive. Because after reading this horror story. I have to doubt that this lady has a dungeon of horrors room already set up; ready to take her fantasies to the next level- Snuff XXX Videos! LOL.

[QUOTE=DeadAzz;6213394]Man. I look at HX and find MsTurner. I've been fucking alot of thicker girls latel Then here's where the crazy adventure begins.

Without warning she completely swallows my dick with her mouth and starts going hardcore with the deepthroating, spitting, and gagging. Then she tells me to pull her hair. I pull it a little and she says no harder! I pull a little hard and she says it's not hard enough and calls me a pussy. She tells me to grab as much hair possible with both hands and pull as hard as I can. I do it and she starts sucking again. The harder I pull the crazier she gets with the deep throating. Then she tells me to slap her. Maaaann. I don't do that rough stuff LOL. I give her a slap but definitely held back. She says "WTF? Harder". I do it harder. "Seriously? No harder". I go harder. She says "that's some weak shit. Like this. " then slaps me hard. I'm still pulling this girl's hair during all this so I go pretty hard on the next slap. Totally not comfortable with this at all but it's turning her on so what the hell LOL. Then she tells me to spit in her face. Ummm fuck. Ok. My mouth is kinda dry so I make a pathetic attempt to spit and fail. She spits at me. I get a little mad and spit a big one back at her then she goes back to town on me with the deep throat fucking. I'm starting to realize the rougher I get, the better the head! Except she doesn't like when you push down on her head. Hmmm. Guess she likes staying in control?

After a bit of hard face fucking she then tells me to jerk off hard while she has her mouth on me and not to worry about hurting her face. I do that then she surprises me by going under and starts rimming the shit out of me. Like going to town on my ass. I start slowing down on the jerking off because with all of these new sensations I felt like I was about to bust my nut already. She starts wanting to try some other stuff and show me some other new weird ways which she can deep throat me. Like I said, she likes to take control, so she was moving my legs around and getting me into crazy positions where one leg was wrapped around her back and the other around her ass while she was titty fucking me and sucking my dick. It was like a crazy wrestling match lmao. She wanted to do some stuff on the lazy boy that was in the room but it was right next to the A / C and it was cold AF so we bail and get back on the bed. I lay down again and she spits on my dick then throws a huge glob of white coconut oil all over me and starts stroking the shit out of me hard before going back into the violent deep throating. Again she starts demanding me to pull her hair as hard as I can with both hands. I'm literally pulling as hard as I can and she's looking at me like "really? That's all you got?" man I felt like a weak *****. Even though I can deadlift 500 lbs I couldn't keep up with this girl![/QUOTE]This has got to be, the #1 Review Of The Year, on the USASG, Internationally! LMFAO!

From Midgets, to high class Escorts in Italy, trashy streetwalker in the crime infested SE San Diego, HX with your James Bond spy glasses. PD, LC. You name it, you are most definitely, an "equal opportunity" whoremonger!

I can't wait to read what surprises your #102 has in store for you (us)! So much for taking that long hiatus away from this hobby you were preaching a month or so ago! LOL.

[QUOTE=PoonTangJohnny;6216766]Man. That's some trippy azz $hit Holmes! LOL [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_fDVwVPoIU[/URL].

You really need to write a freaking book! 101 Whorematians- The Wonderful World of Whoremonging And How I Fucked Them All.

By (Under the pseudonym): Dead Azz.

You sure have transfixed this forum, with your amazing "Are you not entertained," Gladiator style experiences, Bro! Although like you stated, this most memorable #101 encounter with this sadomasochistic Ms. Turner control freak, that she was the only true Gladiator in the room during that wild, insanely crazy azz ride she took you on! I'm just glad that you made it out that SNAFU, alive. Because after reading this horror story. I have to doubt that this lady has a dungeon of horrors room already set up; ready to take her fantasies to the next level- Snuff XXX Videos! LOL.

This has got to be, the #1 Review Of The Year, on the USASG, Internationally! LMFAO!

From Midgets, to high class Escorts in Italy, trashy streetwalker in the crime infested SE San Diego, HX with your James Bond spy glasses. PD, LC. You name it, you are most definitely, an "equal opportunity" whoremonger!

I can't wait to read what surprises your #102 has in store for you (us)! So much for taking that long hiatus away from this hobby you were preaching a month or so ago! LOL.[/QUOTE]LOL dead ass, I thought that same thing after this encounter. Like man I could write a book about this year of mongering. Can't believe I just joined this group in July and I'm already over 300 posts in LOL. Oh and the hiatus is still coming I swear! LOL.

How do I find ways if an escort that I'm interested in is legit and not a scammer? Or getting robbed upon meet up etc.

I have one that I'm interested in.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/sandiego/100001572[/URL]#.

[QUOTE=Ziqurs;6220445]How do I find ways if an escort that I'm interested in is legit and not a scammer? Or getting robbed upon meet up etc.

I have one that I'm interested in.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/sandiego/100001572[/URL]#.[/QUOTE]Read reviews, ask here, google her number, and reverse image search her pictures. The model you linked appears to be using pictures from two different girls. One has perky little a cups and the other has big natty cs or ds.

[QUOTE=Ziqurs;6220445]How do I find ways if an escort that I'm interested in is legit and not a scammer? Or getting robbed upon meet up etc.
I have one that I'm interested in.
[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/sandiego/100001572[/URL]#.[/QUOTE]Listcrawler has become mostly fake / scam ads. The first indication is no name, the second is an out-of-area phone number, the third is offering unbelievable services directly, and fourth, no location/city.

It is possible that the ad for which you gave a link is real, the phone number is local, but I would pass. No name, no location, and ad looks too good to be true. Also, if you click on "More Pics & Reviews" at the bottom, there are pictures of a few ladies. This suggests that one account is being used to post ads for more than one lady. Does not necessarily mean is is a fake or scam, but raises suspicion.

[QUOTE=Ziqurs;6220445]How do I find ways if an escort that I'm interested in is legit and not a scammer? Or getting robbed upon meet up etc.

I have one that I'm interested in.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/sandiego/100001572[/URL]#.[/QUOTE]1. If the pictures look like someone you'd fuck in a heart beat. It's a fake ad.

2. If the ad starts with "Hey dear" - it's a fake ad.

3. If the ad starts with an age or status - "I'm a divorced 40 year old woman" - Its a fake ad.

4. I know these ladies aren't PhD candidates, but if the spelling is really fucked up. It's a fake ad.

5. If the ad says you can have sex "Any style" of 'Your style" - it's a fake ad.

6. If the ad sats ebony beauty with a picture of a white girl. It's a fake ad.

7. If the ad has a string of words: obj oral cream pie anal greek bareback- it's a fake ad.

8. If the ad posts "available for hook up" - it' a fake ad.

9. If the opening to the ad states "No condom" "raw" - it's a fake ad.

10. If you decide to text the poster and their first response to you is either: "wya", "what city are you in?" - it's a deposit scam.

11. If you decide to text the poster and they ask for a deposit - 99.1% of the time it's a fake ad.

12. If you decide to text the poster and ask where they are and they say, "downtown" - likely it's a fake ad.

13. If you decide to text the poster and they give you an East Village Condo, downtown Hyatt or waterfront Hilton address, it's often a scam.

14. An ad with a 619 area code can be a fake ad.

15. An out of town area code isn't always a fake ad (LA, Riverside, Palm Springs, etc) but frequently is.

16. Price list with dollar signs, ESPECIALLY if they follow the number, example, 20 $ versus $20, if a red flag. It's likely a scam and could be a sting.

17. You text and they ask, "Do you need my service" or "So you still need my service" = it's a fake ad.

So if you're bored and desire to fuck with some scammers, when they say they're downtown, ask if they're near a part of town that doesn't exist - "Hey, are you close to battery heights?" (there is no battery heights in San Diego) and they say yes, they're a scammer, so fuck with them a while, ask for a selfie, ask if they're GFE, just waste their time as long as you can.

This should be a good start to help you sort out the 90% fake ads from the real ones.

Happy mongering.

I love this. Thank you. I've experienced all of this too. List crawler is just a waste of time in San Diego. Now in Detroit it is still worth the time. Yes scam ads are there too but not as many as her in SD. LIST CRAWLER became really bad in SD a few years ago, they cleaned it up but it is bad again, especially her in SD. I moved to PD with the GPS girls, and keeping the ones I know are legit.

[QUOTE=BotShoes;6220923]1. If the pictures look like someone you'd fuck in a heart beat. It's a fake ad.

2. If the ad starts with "Hey dear" - it's a fake ad.

3. If the ad starts with an age or status - "I'm a divorced 40 year old woman" - Its a fake ad.

4. I know these ladies aren't PhD candidates, but if the spelling is really fucked up. It's a fake ad.

5. If the ad says you can have sex "Any style" of 'Your style" - it's a fake ad.

6. If the ad sats ebony beauty with a picture of a white girl. It's a fake ad.

7. If the ad has a string of words: obj oral cream pie anal greek bareback- it's a fake ad.

8. If the ad posts "available for hook up" - it' a fake ad.

9. If the opening to the ad states "No condom" "raw" - it's a fake ad.

10. If you decide to text the poster and their first response to you is either: "wya", "what city are you in?" - it's a deposit scam.

11. If you decide to text the poster and they ask for a deposit - 99.1% of the time it's a fake ad.

12. If you decide to text the poster and ask where they are and they say, "downtown" - likely it's a fake ad.

13. If you decide to text the poster and they give you an East Village Condo, downtown Hyatt or waterfront Hilton address, it's often a scam.

14. An ad with a 619 area code can be a fake ad.

15. An out of town area code isn't always a fake ad (LA, Riverside, Palm Springs, etc) but frequently is.

16. Price list with dollar signs, ESPECIALLY if they follow the number, example, 20 $ versus $20, if a red flag. It's likely a scam and could be a sting.

17. You text and they ask, "Do you need my service" or "So you still need my service" = it's a fake ad.

So if you're bored and desire to fuck with some scammers, when they say they're downtown, ask if they're near a part of town that doesn't exist - "Hey, are you close to battery heights?" (there is no battery heights in San Diego) and they say yes, they're a scammer, so fuck with them a while, ask for a selfie, ask if they're GFE, just waste their time as long as you can.

This should be a good start to help you sort out the 90% fake ads from the real ones.

Happy mongering.[/QUOTE]

Anyone see her?

How was the experience?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/sandiego/100128066[/URL]

[QUOTE=Ziqurs;6220445]How do I find ways if an escort that I'm interested in is legit and not a scammer? Or getting robbed upon meet up etc.

I have one that I'm interested in.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/sandiego/100001572[/URL]#.[/QUOTE]What everybody else said. But not all the time is an out of area phone number a scam. A lot of these ladies come from out of town like Vegas, LA, or Inland Empire and don't bother to create a new burner number. Most of them use the TextNow app so even a local number can be a scam. Best COA is to Google the phone number and see if they post or have history on other escort sites. If nothing comes up then either they are really new to this but most of the time I won't fuck with it.

On LC I also look at locations. Most of the out of town scammers will post "San Diego" "All surrounding areas" or "Downtown". If they're area is more specific like "mission valley" "chula vista" "La Mesa" "National city" etc then could be more legit but of course there's still a chance it could be a scam. This morning I found a Mission Valley ad with no reviews, quoted me $100/ qv and asked for a deposit. 1st red flag was her rates were super low compared to her looks. Now if she was a little ugly / skanky looking then it would've been more believable. 2nd big red flag of course was asking for a deposit.

It's important to have a screening checklist and make sure they meet all or most of the boxes and not just one.

LC here is literally like scraping the bottom of the barrel and most of the girls especially the ones that look good if they are legit their service is usually basic or mechanical. That's why now I usually stick to PD or Humaniplex because the girls on there or more legit and service is often way better. Though I still comb through LC often to find the hidden gems before they wisen up and move to PD. That's how I found Sweetiee but she's now on PD only. Leah was another recent gem but I burned my bridge with her LOL.

[QUOTE=BotShoes;6220923]1. If the pictures look like someone you'd fuck in a heart beat. It's a fake ad.

2. If the ad starts with "Hey dear" - it's a fake ad.

3. If the ad starts with an age or status - "I'm a divorced 40 year old woman" - Its a fake ad.

4. I know these ladies aren't PhD candidates, but if the spelling is really fucked up. It's a fake ad.

5. If the ad says you can have sex "Any style" of 'Your style" - it's a fake ad.

6. If the ad sats ebony beauty with a picture of a white girl. It's a fake ad.

7. If the ad has a string of words: obj oral cream pie anal greek bareback- it's a fake ad.

8. If the ad posts "available for hook up" - it' a fake ad.

9. If the opening to the ad states "No condom" "raw" - it's a fake ad.

10. If you decide to text the poster and their first response to you is either: "wya", "what city are you in?" - it's a deposit scam.

11. If you decide to text the poster and they ask for a deposit - 99.1% of the time it's a fake ad.

12. If you decide to text the poster and ask where they are and they say, "downtown" - likely it's a fake ad.

13. If you decide to text the poster and they give you an East Village Condo, downtown Hyatt or waterfront Hilton address, it's often a scam.

14. An ad with a 619 area code can be a fake ad.

15. An out of town area code isn't always a fake ad (LA, Riverside, Palm Springs, etc) but frequently is.
[/QUOTE]#16 is so true. I 100% agree but I can't even explain why. Something about the $ symbol coming after the numerical value just instantly makes my brain think it's a scam.

I saw her two summers ago when her and her girlfriend moved her. She sucked me off well at the video booth on Clairemont mesa Blvd. I blew off in her mouth and she spit it out in the trash. Her tits we saggy, which I like alot. She was good but doesn't allow cim anymore.

She is pretty enough.

[QUOTE=Dtbj69;6221016]Anyone see her?

How was the experience?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/sandiego/100128066[/URL][/QUOTE]

Which websites you guys use to find escorts? Like which are more legit rather than a scam.

[QUOTE=Skajikhan;6221649]I saw her two summers ago when her and her girlfriend moved her. She sucked me off well at the video booth on Clairemont mesa Blvd. I blew off in her mouth and she spit it out in the trash. Her tits we saggy, which I like alot. She was good but doesn't allow cim anymore.

She is pretty enough.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info.

I'll check her out next week.

Gents,

Is there a list of K agencies or contact listed for SD area anywhere or in another forum section? It's been a few years since I last visited SD and my contacts are definitely out dated.

Thanks for the intel.

Can anyone recommend a black or Latina provider? Preferably younger, spinner body type, and offers BBJ but I'm also open to the thicker fake ass look as well. Looking to venture out of the AMP scene but am having difficulty finding a reliable provider. Most black providers I've contacted want a deposit, don't offer BBJ, or just seem like a set up (the way they text seems like a scam). Thanks in advance!!

[QUOTE=HoneyWell666;6224294]Can anyone recommend a black or Latina provider? Preferably younger, spinner body type, and offers BBJ but I'm also open to the thicker fake ass look as well. Looking to venture out of the AMP scene but am having difficulty finding a reliable provider. Most black providers I've contacted want a deposit, don't offer BBJ, or just seem like a set up (the way they text seems like a scam). Thanks in advance!![/QUOTE]IvyLee. She can be found on HX or PD and sometimes on LC. Back in July when I saw her it was 150/ hhr but everything was covered. I also never seen her 1-on-1. It was usually during a double with another girl name Zadaya who no longer is in the area. They used to be inseparable but I think they had a falling out.

Anyway, IvyLee is a black Cuban chick and with a very skinny petite spinner bod. Pussy is tight AF too. She's a little lazy when it comes to riding but I enjoyed her a lot in missionary and doggy. It was CBJ with her but who knows there's a chance she might've changed her tune since she's not around her friend anymore who was a complete germaphobe. I would still inquire especially now that she's on HX. I haven't met a girl yet on HX that didn't do a BBJ.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/TheIvyLee[/URL]

Good observation King. What crops are you currently harvesting? LOL.

[QUOTE=KingOfTheCrop;6221470]#16 is so true. I 100% agree but I can't even explain why. Something about the $ symbol coming after the numerical value just instantly makes my brain think it's a scam.[/QUOTE]

Anyone partake?

[URL]https://callescort.org/619-953-6569[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SalomeCute[/URL]

[QUOTE=DrPornDawger;6225811]Anyone partake?

[URL]https://callescort.org/619-953-6569[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SalomeCute[/URL][/QUOTE]I too am interested and reached out to her and got the following reply.

Salome I'm 25 years old, Mexican sweet and delicious!!

Details:

GFE very sweet.

Lfk.

Dfk.

CBJ.

BBBJ.

Dt.

Fiv DATY/ DATO.

Cfs.

Cob.

Cot.

No camel slides.

Msog (hour).

NO MORE Pics / video.

No outcalls.

CIM +50.

Donations special- (few days only).

-200/ qq.

-250/ hhr.

-400/ hr.

[QUOTE=DrPornDawger;6225811]Anyone partake?

[URL]https://callescort.org/619-953-6569[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SalomeCute[/URL][/QUOTE]She's typical Baja crew. Real pictures, nice modified tits and ass, very personable. Terrible BBBJ but otherwise a great performer. I repeated.

[QUOTE=DrPornDawger;6225811]Anyone partake?

[URL]https://callescort.org/619-953-6569[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SalomeCute[/URL][/QUOTE]I visited her last month but booker had her under a different name Ximena or something like that. Same pics and the girl I saw was the same girl too but she told me her name was Sophia. She's on PD as well.

Overall a good visit. BBJ included. Her body is bangin! Surgery scars on her tire but her best feature is that ass. Man definitely one of the nicest ones I've tapped. English is ok but not the best. We talked for awhile after but she was on her phone a lot too.

I would probably repeat with her again.

[QUOTE=DrPornDawger;6225811]Anyone partake?

[URL]https://callescort.org/619-953-6569[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SalomeCute[/URL][/QUOTE]She is smoking hot. I knew I saw her profile on PD: [URL]https://privatedelights.ch/USA/California/Irvine/CuteSalome[/URL] I'm actually surprised her rates aren't higher. She is currently in the OC.

Wow. This woman has sexual energy unlike anything I've seen. The hype is real in everything I read. But I think she met her match with me today.

Let's start from the beginning. I've heard a lot about her and kept her on my sites on HX. When her booker finally posted in San Diego I immediately reached out and booked my spot. Rates were surprisingly really good. I opted for a full hour. Guys if you haven't been with her yet let me warn you that before you go for an hour with this broad you're going to need to take a double dose of Viagra and some Red Bull! Dead ass!

I was a little worried at first because I wasn't sure what she looked like. When I Google her name I was pulling up profiles and reviews that matched but the pics were of a much older, 190 lbs red haired lady. Not fat but not the body type I preferred. But given the hype I was DTF anyways.

Surprise! The girl I saw was different than I had expected. Hotter even! Blond hair Latina. Petite and athletic. Nice man made boobs and a nice tight ass! The experience was incredible. Starting with the room which was set up like a sex club, low lit with moving lights and mirrors strategically placed. From the moment I walked in she was ripping my clothes off and we were sucking each others tongues and licking each other all over. Started off with an sloppy bbj with lots of deep throating, ball licking, and taint licking. She hopped on and slipped it in bare. She has so much energy and she's not one to stay in a position for more than two minutes. We tried so many positions and were all over the room. On the dresser, against the wall, picking her up and fucking while standing. From fucking to sucking back to fucking. I have a lot of energy and stamina too so I think she met her match with me LOL. After she came hard a few times she was like "fuck where have you been all this time?! I can't keep up with you!" LOL I was literally going to say the same thing about her!

Now I heard Greek was open with her but when I asked she said she wasn't ready for that today. In my experience when a girl says that you don't want to go in that way. Trust me (see my review on ItsWinter). She said next time she'll be ready. We went non-stop for nearly a full hour before it looked like she was ready to tap out. I was dripping with sweat. Usually I get self conscious and feel gross about it but she said she loved it and licked it all off my chest. It was time to get her back in my finishing position (doggy). I enjoyed fucking that tight petite ass hard until I was ready to blow. When I was ready to bust I told her I wanted to cum on her tits. She said ok but instead she grabbed my dick and made me cum in her mouth, took it all in to the throat, and kept sucking long after I was finished! Afterward she let me use her shower but not only that she joined me and enjoyed cleaning me up. Even helped me get dressed. Full fucking service above and beyond! Over 100 women I've been with this one is a unicorn. One of the best and at an incredible value for the performance and bare full service!

When I left I had forgotten my phone. I went back and an beautiful petite Asian girl answered the door. I got my phone back and said bye again to both of them. I'm guessing that the other girl is Jewel who was advertised in the available double with Ginger. I really wonder what that dynamic would be like.

Anyway, it was definitely one of the most memorable experiences I've had. Pretty much unicorn standard even though I know a lot of you had tried her already. I would definitely repeat a full hour with her in a heartbeat next time she's in town.

Link from HX.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/wowclub[/URL]

By the way, she asked me to leave her a review on TER but I can't find her anywhere on there. Anybody got the right link?

[QUOTE=DeadAzz;6226224]Wow. This woman has sexual energy unlike anything I've seen. The hype is real in everything I read. But I think she met her match with me today.

Let's start from the beginning. I've heard a lot about her and kept her on my sites on HX. When her booker finally posted in San Diego I immediately reached out and booked my spot. Rates were surprisingly really good. I opted for a full hour. Guys if you haven't been with her yet let me warn you that before you go for an hour with this broad you're going to need to take a double dose of Viagra and some Red Bull! Dead ass!

I was a little worried at first because I wasn't sure what she looked like. When I Google her name I was pulling up profiles and reviews that matched but the pics were of a much older, 190 lbs red haired lady. Not fat but not the body type I preferred. But given the hype I was DTF anyways.

Surprise! The girl I saw was different than I had expected. Hotter even! Blond hair Latina. Petite and athletic. Nice man made boobs and a nice tight ass! The experience was incredible. Starting with the room which was set up like a sex club, low lit with moving lights and mirrors strategically placed. From the moment I walked in she was ripping my clothes off and we were sucking each others tongues and licking each other all over. Started off with an sloppy bbj with lots of deep throating, ball licking, and taint licking. She hopped on and slipped it in bare. She has so much energy and she's not one to stay in a position for more than two minutes. We tried so many positions and were all over the room. On the dresser, against the wall, picking her up and fucking while standing. From fucking to sucking back to fucking. I have a lot of energy and stamina too so I think she met her match with me LOL. After she came hard a few times she was like "fuck where have you been all this time?! I can't keep up with you!" LOL I was literally going to say the same thing about her!

Now I heard Greek was open with her but when I asked she said she wasn't ready for that today. In my experience when a girl says that you don't want to go in that way. Trust me (see my review on ItsWinter). She said next time she'll be ready. We went non-stop for nearly a full hour before it looked like she was ready to tap out. I was dripping with sweat.[/QUOTE]Awesome review.

Thanks.

Does she look like her pics.

Here is ter. [URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/cuban-ginger---ginger-kylie-7189098839-294725[/URL].

Glad you got a chance to experience this horny machine! Not sure if you've experience the Asian version of her, Ash? She bounced back from OC to SD like Ginger. Ash doesn't do Greek but she's a firecracker as well. She goes by Yoji in OC.

[QUOTE=DeadAzz;6226224]Wow. This woman has sexual energy unlike anything I've seen. The hype is real in everything I read. But I think she met her match with me today.

Let's start from the beginning. I've heard a lot about her and kept her on my sites on HX. When her booker finally posted in San Diego I immediately reached out and booked my spot. Rates were surprisingly really good. I opted for a full hour. Guys if you haven't been with her yet let me warn you that before you go for an hour with this broad you're going to need to take a double dose of Viagra and some Red Bull! Dead ass!

I was a little worried at first because I wasn't sure what she looked like. When I Google her name I was pulling up profiles and reviews that matched but the pics were of a much older, 190 lbs red haired lady. Not fat but not the body type I preferred. But given the hype I was DTF anyways.

Surprise! The girl I saw was different than I had expected. Hotter even! Blond hair Latina. Petite and athletic. Nice man made boobs and a nice tight ass! The experience was incredible. Starting with the room which was set up like a sex club, low lit with moving lights and mirrors strategically placed. From the moment I walked in she was ripping my clothes off and we were sucking each others tongues and licking each other all over. Started off with an sloppy bbj with lots of deep throating, ball licking, and taint licking. She hopped on and slipped it in bare. She has so much energy and she's not one to stay in a position for more than two minutes. We tried so many positions and were all over the room. On the dresser, against the wall, picking her up and fucking while standing. From fucking to sucking back to fucking. I have a lot of energy and stamina too so I think she met her match with me LOL. After she came hard a few times she was like "fuck where have you been all this time?! I can't keep up with you!" LOL I was literally going to say the same thing about her!

Now I heard Greek was open with her but when I asked she said she wasn't ready for that today. In my experience when a girl says that you don't want to go in that way. Trust me (see my review on ItsWinter). She said next time she'll be ready. We went non-stop for nearly a full hour before it looked like she was ready to tap out. I was dripping with sweat. Usually I get self conscious and feel gross about it but she said she loved it and licked it all off my chest. It was time to get her back in my finishing position (doggy). I enjoyed fucking that tight petite ass hard until I was ready to blow. When I was ready to bust I told her I wanted to cum on her tits. She said ok but instead she grabbed my dick and made me cum in her mouth, took it all in to the throat, and kept sucking long after I was finished! Afterward she let me use her shower but not only that she joined me and enjoyed cleaning me up. Even helped me get dressed. Full fucking service above and beyond! Over 100 women I've been with this one is a unicorn. One of the best and at an incredible value for the performance and bare full service!

When I left I had forgotten my phone. I went back and an beautiful petite Asian girl answered the door. I got my phone back and said bye again to both of them. I'm guessing that the other girl is Jewel who was advertised in the available double with Ginger. I really wonder what that dynamic would be like.

Anyway, it was definitely one of the most memorable experiences I've had. Pretty much unicorn standard even though I know a lot of you had tried her already. I would definitely repeat a full hour with her in a heartbeat next time she's in town.

Link from HX.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/wowclub[/URL]

By the way, she asked me to leave her a review on TER but I can't find her anywhere on there. Anybody got the right link?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DRaj123;6226307]Awesome review.

Thanks.

Does she look like her pics.

Here is ter. [URL]https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/cuban-ginger---ginger-kylie-7189098839-294725[/URL].[/QUOTE]Yeah that's the one I saw before meeting her. Nothing like those pics at all. If it is the same girl then she lost a lot of weight and got more fit. She told me she used to body build hardcore for like 3 years but was getting to big and manly looking so she stopped for awhile so she can be more petite. She definitely is more on the petite side now. I mean I was picking her up and fucking her standing with her legs wrapped around me with ease. As felt really little as I had two hands covering each cheek as I was pounding her in doggy.