You took the words right out of my mouth.
[QUOTE=Horsetrader;1100621]That is her way of saying "I want your ass out of here quickly." I usually respond with something like "Hard on my back but medium on my hamstrings." That is my way of saying "I want my. 7 massage before the $ extras are considered." Over the years I've learned that presenting the tip too early often leads to a very short massage. Seldom do they come back to the massage after the main event.[/QUOTE]I said the exact same thing on another board. I forgot where just now. Check my history if interested. It was not long ago. As many times as I have been to an AMP I still do not know always when it is best to tip. Different schools of thought on that. Take care all.
M street 2nd floor= Jasmine Therapy?
[QUOTE=Nice 499;1112352]Stopped by this morning to get out of the cold for a while. When I asked my provider what her name was, I thought I heard her say "Voo Doo." I asked her again and she repeated,"Voo Doo." I'm sure I really understood her clearly. Anyway,"Voo Doo" is a rather tall K-girl with a beautiful face and a nice ass but not much of a rack. Table shower and massage was adequate with a standard DC finish after the flip. All-in-all, the experience was mediocre so I'm not sure if I will return.[/QUOTE]Ok, I'm assuming I went to the wrong place. Called Jasmine Therapy on M street? If it is the wrong place, please PM me with the correct address. Jasmine is definitely not somewhere I would repeat.
Dee dee on the 2nd floor.
I did not really feel like going, but the curiosity was too much as I haven't been since they were called *. If the provider was not to my liking I would only tip. 4.
Rang bell and went up, door opened.
Provider - We are closed (lie).
Me - REALLY? When do you open.
Provider - Afternoon around 3 o'clock (lie).
Me - I just came by last week (lie) at this time.
Provider - Really, who take care of you.
Me - I don't remember her name (lie).
Provider - Ok, come in.
Too strange, I could not tell if she did not like me or was afraid. Asked me if I saw tall or short girl, I said short (lie).
Made the mistake of pulling money from ATM and bringing only 20s. Meant I gave her .8 for the house (of course they never come back with change). During the table shower I told her to keep the change as tip, no need to waste valuable time.
From here things improve radically. Table shower is magnificent.
LARS™ Rating
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Age: 27 (what she told me, maybe a lie).
Height: 5'2.
Cup: C / D 100% natural and soft perfect tear drop.
Recent location: Flushing, Queens.
English: good.
Personality: good.
Looks: 7 1/2 face. 8 1/2 body.
Waist: mild curve.
Massage: average.
She said she wanted to open later because she just arrived yesterday, and was wearing no makeup, and the shop was not yet ready (maybe a lie).
The reality is that she was smoking hot and will be here till Feb. so HURRY.
House: .7
Tip up front: .1
Tip in between: $
Tip after: .2
In the end I wound up massaging her for about 15min until exit.
She was very demanding in a good way. It felt like she was expecting satisfaction as well.
I have only been in this hobby for a few years but can honestly say I have never seen things as good as they have been for the last few months.
Warning for the young'ins.
Welcome Dcoffee,
Nice post, I hope you stick around to offer more.
I have a warning for all board members in their 20's.
You will find that many of the women in this hobby are very attractive and good at what they do.
The problem is that many women in your normal life will be unable to compete.
We are spoiled men, enjoying quality levels way above what we deserve.
Women in your life will wonder why you no longer look at them with lust in your eyes, or go out of your way to impress them. The answer will be that you will be fully sexually satisfied by women far more desirable.
Men who are sexually satisfied deal with women in an entirely different capacity. You might start expecting them to have nice personalities and be generally useful. Unfortunately most American women are not trained to be either.
I have no advice for the young'ins of this board only a warning, few people ever leave this game (in other words membership is PERMANENT).
[QUOTE=Dcoffee; 1118605]This is my first ever visit and review. So be light on me. I went to Mist. As it's been covered nicely here, and I was confident it would be a good experience. I got a girl who said her name was "Kay" but she hesitated giving it so I wouldn't ask for her by that name. TS was nice, if half hearted, she got all of good bits.
The TS was followed by a crappy "massage" which consisted of her doing something between a Heimlich maneuver and just touching my back. She then asked what I wanted, to which I replied "everything" she told me it would be $.2 and I told her I only brought $. She said it was fine because I looked so young (in my early 20's) and then she told me she would come back.
I won't go into details, but if you want more send me a PM. It'll have to suffice that it ended prematurely due to my nervousness being my 1st time and the fact that she was good at what she did.
Coffee[/QUOTE]