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Just so you know I'm not picking sides here, I have had PM's from both Montes and Chris for full disclosure purposes. I'm relatively new to this Rat Trap thing. I don't really know anyone involved I just know that this.
To idiots teaming up to figure out how to counter me.
Is never a good idea, never call someone an idiot when you have an idiotic spelling error in the statement.
[QUOTE=TeenLover;2600468]Just so you know I'm not picking sides here, I have had PM's from both Montes and Chris for full disclosure purposes. I'm relatively new to this Rat Trap thing. I don't really know anyone involved I just know that this.
To idiots teaming up to figure out how to counter me.
Is never a good idea, never call someone an idiot when you have an idiotic spelling error in the statement.[/QUOTE]
OH NO, HERE COME THE 'HE CAN'T SPELL POSTS' FROM THE 2 IMBECILES!
NOW WHAT DO I DO???? HELP !!!
Yep i admit that's me and I am prone to it.
Listen no one here is accusing me of being a genius (that would be reserved for my son) yet I still manage to wipe the floor with these 'TO' bitches all day/all KNIGHT up and down the Rat Trap court, which ironically makes it all the more hilarious!
But it's really about the content nit the grammatical errors
I used to crush it on my college papers but yet they were riddled with red!!
And there is a reason.
I make plenty of errors that I find late and then it's 'TWO' late for editing.
I have apologized 'FOUR' it in the past.
Because of your concern I (P mutha fuqn G) will make commitment from this day on to keep a closer 'I' on this.
Hold up, hold up now, heyyyy don't I 'NO' you.
I will be damned, I thought it was u !!!
Guys, this is my college English professor!!
I just "NEW' you were one of us!
You 'SUN' of a gun, you always were a spelling Nazi!
But I forgot to tell you I also suffer from mild dyslexia and I never 'WHERE' my glasses.
But shhhh lets keep that on the DL!
Let me offically Welcome you to the Trap!
We need to catch back up on all that Bukowski poetry and Ethan Frome damage.
Cheers!
P Mutha F'uqn G.
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2600279]You know PM's weddings My GF wanting to. Buzzards circling.
Swags.[/QUOTE]We do not want him to pile on Mon'tease for his incoherent dribble.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2600535]We do not want him to pile on Mon'tease for his incoherent dribble.[/QUOTE]Hey, I make mistakes all the time especially when using a phone that thinks it knows what I meant to write. I'm just saying if I'm going to call someone an idiot, I will make damned sure I don't look like an idiot while doing it.
That's all.
[QUOTE=TeenLover;2600575]Hey, I make mistakes all the time especially when using a phone that thinks it knows what I meant to write. I'm just saying if I'm going to call someone an idiot, I will make damned sure I don't look like an idiot while doing it.
That's all.[/QUOTE]
So uuuuuuuu don't understand what dyslexia is??? Then do not reply with a stupid response if u do not.
Listen son, aside from that
Majority of my friends and family are top lawyers and doctors. U should see some of their grammer.
-SO-
No-one thinks I look like an idiot.
Except
An idiot
Run along now I 'HERE' your mommy calling
A little (sp) for the road just 4 u my friend!!
P Fuqn G.
Keep your trash in the rat trap. Stuff like this puts a bad light on our imaginary story telling club. Last thing we need is a Ashley Madison situation. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/usasg-c5-the-macho-pansy-on-the-board-and-kennythecockroach-trying-out-his-pimp-hand-lol/13407480[/URL].
[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2599959]I know you're far to educated to respond "YES" to this creeper but if you must, bring a Double Dose of Penicillin-G to the party, anyone who would have sex with this creeper will "Fo sure" be in need of Strong Antibiotics and also check his hep-see viral load. I wish I was joking. VS.[/QUOTE]For 2 reasons.
The first reason is strictly selfish.
The second is for him.
I wanted to head over to see first hand his Garden Patio Oasis. Strictly, because I wanted some tips on some koi pond ideas. So I will only settle for the best. Therefore, where better to get the full plastic patio garden variety experience than to Montes Magical Mystery Land of Muse!
The second reason (like I said, is for him) is that my wife is an infectious disease physician soooooo.
Yeah, I guess it's kinda of a secret but I'm sure you can probablyyyyyy-OK I'll tell you!! Most likely she will be dropping off a few Harvoni brochures. We will leave them prominently displayed on the 'Let's Get Down 2 the Sounds of Bobby Brown' bed.
Makes for some great 'Pre-Fun' reading!
I'll let you all know how it goes. As you can see from my post, I'm excited.
It's hard to reel in all the emotion right now.
Stay tuned.
P 2 the G.
[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2599926]
You have some sort of delusional personality that makes you think you are in some way superior to the other members. WOW. We are MOCKING you, you stupid fool. Laughing at you, Pharma is destroying your image, the image that you are self creating and constantly lying about, we are all catching your lies, which in a perverted way is providing amusement to us all. The harder you try to impress us the stupider you appear. I'm starting to feel sorry for you, the harder you try the worse it gets, the bigger the hole you dig to wallow in.[/QUOTE]What image?
No sir I am just feeding the rats.
I guess it's just the animal lover in me sir.
What can I say? I just adore my pets!!
And I found 2 that I have fallen in love with!
Enjoying your posts.
PG.
Hello everyone,
I want to start by saying I am confused. What happened in the year and a half I have been gone. ?? So many of the wonderful gentleman are gone, so many of the top shelf providers are gone or on dope?? WTF?? How can anyone provide quality service when all you want is your next fix? I was around with Joytoy, JustJenna, Froggy, both savanahs and several other high end girls who knew how to take care of your needs.
Now we have cash and dash, we have no call no show. We have both guys and girls standing people up! It's sad. This was a respectable board at one time, everyone treated everyone with respect and common decency.
Guess what I am not on dope, I am not on pills, I smoke pot big deal but NOTHING ELSE. I see everything, I remember things, I make appointments and I keep them, and if something does happen I give plenty of notice so you may find someone else. I miss the days when it was all grown ups clean and sober. A little fun had by all. I won't be around long but while I am here I would love for my old friends to say hi. I hope we can get this board back to the way it was with quality providers and gentlemen who showed up to scheduled appointments.
Play safe everyone.
Dope is for dopes!
Why is the Trap so quiet? TH.
The meeting between Chris and Montes at the love shack will be epic. First some chilling in the hot tub with some wine. Bring some large chlorine tablets Chris you know what's in that water. Later they try to decide who gets top. Will they resort to rock paper scissors or maybe a sword fight. After seeing Chris, s love letters to swaggs you have to admit he's pretty smooth. They both have close to a 100 % success rate with SW. You have to suspect that Montes will not give up the booty easily.
[QUOTE=TheGater;2603490]Hello everyone,
I want to start by saying I am confused. What happened in the year and a half I have been gone. ?? So many of the wonderful gentleman are gone, so many of the top shelf providers are gone or on dope?? WTF?? How can anyone provide quality service when all you want is your next fix? I was around with Joytoy, JustJenna, Froggy, both savanahs and several other high end girls who knew how to take care of your needs.
Now we have cash and dash, we have no call no show. We have both guys and girls standing people up! It's sad. This was a respectable board at one time, everyone treated everyone with respect and common decency.
Guess what I am not on dope, I am not on pills, I smoke pot big deal but NOTHING ELSE. I see everything, I remember things, I make appointments and I keep them, and if something does happen I give plenty of notice so you may find someone else. I miss the days when it was all grown ups clean and sober. A little fun had by all. I won't be around long but while I am here I would love for my old friends to say hi. I hope we can get this board back to the way it was with quality providers and gentlemen who showed up to scheduled appointments.
Play safe everyone.
Dope is for dopes![/QUOTE]IMHO weed is dope and I'm just sayin' TH.
This was quiet little club once upon a time and unfortunately I was never able to meet up with this well known "gater" but do remember all positive along with the ones mentioned. Now we still have some gems like Dahlia that would fit right into that mold IMHO. Once I get done traveling this month I will see if the notorious gater will have a date with me.
[QUOTE=TheGater;2603490]Hello everyone,
I want to start by saying I am confused. What happened in the year and a half I have been gone. ?? So many of the wonderful gentleman are gone, so many of the top shelf providers are gone or on dope?? WTF?? How can anyone provide quality service when all you want is your next fix? I was around with Joytoy, JustJenna, Froggy, both savanahs and several other high end girls who knew how to take care of your needs.
Now we have cash and dash, we have no call no show. We have both guys and girls standing people up! It's sad. This was a respectable board at one time, everyone treated everyone with respect and common decency.
Guess what I am not on dope, I am not on pills, I smoke pot big deal but NOTHING ELSE. I see everything, I remember things, I make appointments and I keep them, and if something does happen I give plenty of notice so you may find someone else. I miss the days when it was all grown ups clean and sober. A little fun had by all. I won't be around long but while I am here I would love for my old friends to say hi. I hope we can get this board back to the way it was with quality providers and gentlemen who showed up to scheduled appointments.
Play safe everyone.
Dope is for dopes![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2603979]IMHO weed is dope and I'm just sayin' TH.[/QUOTE]Maybe you should do a little research on the positives, which far outweigh the negatives.
Gator sweetie, you are correct. It's not the same. This use to be about friends getting together, helping each other and meeting actual nice people. Your service has always been top shelf, genuine person etc. Don't change. Your regulars will have you booked again in no time. The newbies can look from the outside. There are a few exceptions on here that have great service also. However, the relationship part is gone.
World.
[QUOTE=WorldFlyBoy;2604235]Gator sweetie, you are correct. It's not the same. This use to be about friends getting together, helping each other and meeting actual nice people. Your service has always been top shelf, genuine person etc. Don't change. Your regulars will have you booked again in no time. The newbies can look from the outside. There are a few exceptions on here that have great service also. However, the relationship part is gone.
World.[/QUOTE]I don't understand you guys that say this thread is too mean. Put the mean fuckers on your ignore list and the problem is solved. The ONLY people you have to interact with on this forum is the ones you choose to. You can absolutely tailor your experience here to be exactly what you want it to be.
If you aren't clicking on the ignore list then you are participating by choice.
A2.
A2,
Sorry for the misunderstanding. I wasn't referring to rat trap, but to the quality of the members and advertisers. Some are still good, but I was here a while ago when it was a just different vibe. We all know once the pay site is up, the good ones will still be here but too many of the girls here in Orlando are not what it use to be. Just my opinion. The guys use to help each other out all the time. It just seems thing have changed. It's not you at all.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2604331]I don't understand you guys that say this thread is too mean. Put the mean fuckers on your ignore list and the problem is solved. The ONLY people you have to interact with on this forum is the ones you choose to. You can absolutely tailor your experience here to be exactly what you want it to be.
If you aren't clicking on the ignore list then you are participating by choice.
A2.[/QUOTE]
I look at it this way it just has just added another channel to the network of choices. Depends on what your in the mood for. Click on playboy channel, that's what you get, flip over to Pse network that's what you get, flip over to the bundy channel and that's where you find? Well we all know who we will find there. Any guess' who would be starring on that channel? A good chance there might be a van and a mustang in the driveway.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2604331]I don't understand you guys that say this thread is too mean. Put the mean fuckers on your ignore list and the problem is solved. The ONLY people you have to interact with on this forum is the ones you choose to. You can absolutely tailor your experience here to be exactly what you want it to be.
If you aren't clicking on the ignore list then you are participating by choice.
A2.[/QUOTE]
Things change constantly, when this board was new there were times it didn't work well, one time it was down for quite some time. The computers and software 10-15 years ago were no where close to as good as they are now.
Jackson was more interested in the clarity of your english and syntax than what you were saying.
Jackson had a place where you could contribute to orphans but the site as it is now free.
We would fight and get pissed off in the threads, until a "disagreement" thread was created.
Guys would come and go but there didn't seen to be a zillion multiple names, if you had the balls to say something, you just said it.
Guys didn't chime in to build their post count as much as now. Posts like " I want to see her to" or " Yeah she looks hot I'll have to call her sometime" so guys with less than a year on here have 800-1000 posts most of them useless, one chump from Tampa who was posting on this board has over 2000 posts, most either bitching or useless.
Texting didn't exist. I-phones and "smart" phones didn't exist, you had to call a girl and actually talk to her—AMAZING!
So change while sometimes frustrating is constant.
I think the next big change is less than a month away when on October 1St prostitution is a 'FELONY" in Florida.
That Change is worthy of great thought and new strategies!
VS.
[QUOTE=WorldFlyBoy;2604560]A2,
Sorry for the misunderstanding. I wasn't referring to rat trap, but to the quality of the members and advertisers. Some are still good, but I was here a while ago when it was a just different vibe. We all know once the pay site is up, the good ones will still be here but too many of the girls here in Orlando are not what it use to be. Just my opinion. The guys use to help each other out all the time. It just seems thing have changed. It's not you at all.[/QUOTE]There are still guys helping each other out most just do it through PM's, email, etc. We don't always communicate our info to every Tom, Dick & Harry that comes along. If you have not been on here in a long time then that is probably why you feel so lonely. Sorry, but maybe you need to give it some time and get to know people again before you start complaining.
[QUOTE=TheGater;2603490]Hello everyone,
I want to start by saying I am confused. What happened in the year and a half I have been gone. ?? So many of the wonderful gentleman are gone, so many of the top shelf providers are gone or on dope?? WTF?? How can anyone provide quality service when all you want is your next fix? I was around with Joytoy, JustJenna, Froggy, both savanahs and several other high end girls who knew how to take care of your needs.
Now we have cash and dash, we have no call no show. We have both guys and girls standing people up! It's sad. This was a respectable board at one time, everyone treated everyone with respect and common decency.
Guess what I am not on dope, I am not on pills, I smoke pot big deal but NOTHING ELSE. I see everything, I remember things, I make appointments and I keep them, and if something does happen I give plenty of notice so you may find someone else. I miss the days when it was all grown ups clean and sober. A little fun had by all. I won't be around long but while I am here I would love for my old friends to say hi. I hope we can get this board back to the way it was with quality providers and gentlemen who showed up to scheduled appointments.
Play safe everyone.
Dope is for dopes![/QUOTE]You say you have been gone from the forum for a year and a half and now your back on the forum for a few weeks and making evaluations about how bad it is. Now that does not seem very fair at all. I was here way before you came along the first time and I'm still here to tell you that there are more quality mongers and providers here then there has ever been. Just because many of your old buddy's may not be around does not mean things have gone down hill. Cash & Dash has been happening for years it is nothing new. No Call no show has also been happening for ever nothing new. There has also always been providers & mongers who do drugs not new. Not sure why you thought this was not happening before when you were on the forum but this is your wake up call. You really know how to make friends basically saying there are not any quality providers and mongers on this forum. If your going to have that kind of attitude I say you take your gator ass on to another forum! We don't need you.
[QUOTE=Jazak;2605142]You say you have been gone from the forum for a year and a half and now your back on the forum for a few weeks and making evaluations about how bad it is. Now that does not seem very fair at all. I was here way before you came along the first time and I'm still here to tell you that there are more quality mongers and providers here then there has ever been. Just because many of your old buddy's may not be around does not mean things have gone down hill. Cash & Dash has been happening for years it is nothing new. No Call no show has also been happening for ever nothing new. There has also always been providers & mongers who do drugs not new. Not sure why you thought this was not happening before when you were on the forum but this is your wake up call. You really know how to make friends basically saying there are not any quality providers and mongers on this forum. If your going to have that kind of attitude I say you take your gator ass on to another forum! We don't need you.[/QUOTE]It's the "Rat Trap" relax she can say what she wants.
[QUOTE=Dvrein;2605169]It's the "Rat Trap" relax she can say what she wants.[/QUOTE]Your right about one thing it is the rat trap but that does not mean you can say anything you want. It is up to Admin2 discretion as to what you can say. The best thing you can do with only 10 post to your name is set back relax read and learn before you open your mouth and make a idiot out of yourself. Anyone that comes on this forum for a week or so and states that there are no quality providers or mongers gets no respect from me and I don't care if she can suck a good hard hot dog or not. Another bit of advice for the green horn, try posting a few reviews of providers before you open your mouth. For all we know you could be LEO you have zero reviews.
[QUOTE=Jazak;2605203]Your right about one thing it is the rat trap but that does not mean you can say anything you want. It is up to Admin2 discretion as to what you can say. The best thing you can do with only 10 post to your name is set back relax read and learn before you open your mouth and make a idiot out of yourself. Anyone that comes on this forum for a week or so and states that there are no quality providers or mongers gets no respect from me and I don't care if she can suck a good hard hot dog or not.[/QUOTE]My low post count is due to a speech impediment I've suffered with since childhood. Try to be more tolerant. Been here since 2010.
[QUOTE=Jazak;2605203]Your right about one thing it is the rat trap but that does not mean you can say anything you want. It is up to Admin2 discretion as to what you can say. The best thing you can do with only 10 post to your name is set back relax read and learn before you open your mouth and make a idiot out of yourself. Anyone that comes on this forum for a week or so and states that there are no quality providers or mongers gets no respect from me and I don't care if she can suck a good hard hot dog or not. Another bit of advice for the green horn, try posting a few reviews of providers before you open your mouth. For all we know you could be LEO you have zero reviews.[/QUOTE]Maybe someday I can become a senior member just like you. I sure hope so, Life would be complete. Try to smile dipshit.
[QUOTE=TheGater;2603490]Hello everyone,
I want to start by saying I am confused. What happened in the year and a half I have been gone. ?? So many of the wonderful gentleman are gone, so many of the top shelf providers are gone or on dope?? WTF?? How can anyone provide quality service when all you want is your next fix? I was around with Joytoy, JustJenna, Froggy, both savanahs and several other high end girls who knew how to take care of your needs.
Now we have cash and dash, we have no call no show. We have both guys and girls standing people up! It's sad. This was a respectable board at one time, everyone treated everyone with respect and common decency.
Guess what I am not on dope, I am not on pills, I smoke pot big deal but NOTHING ELSE. I see everything, I remember things, I make appointments and I keep them, and if something does happen I give plenty of notice so you may find someone else. I miss the days when it was all grown ups clean and sober. A little fun had by all. I won't be around long but while I am here I would love for my old friends to say hi. I hope we can get this board back to the way it was with quality providers and gentlemen who showed up to scheduled appointments.
Play safe everyone.
Dope is for dopes![/QUOTE]If I stand a young lady up at the last minute, the next time I see her I reimburse her for her time. I had one young lady that has been well reviewed on here stand me up at her door and then contact me today and say that her phone broke and been seeing her on a weekly basis. I am actually new to the Orlando area and new to USAA but not to other boards. Different parts of the country use other board then this one. To me you should say what you mean and mean what you say in everything but I guess that from years of military service that made me that way. If you don't want to see someone for any reason you should contact them and say so. Another thing that I have notice is that the guys around here are cheap. I had never paid below & 5 for a hour even for the newbies. Hope you have fun while you are here and we may meet sometime, (if you are interested).
[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2604813]
I think the next big change is less than a month away when on October 1St prostitution is a 'FELONY" in Florida.
[/QUOTE]Whoa, this true? Does it apply to SP, monger, or both? Any place we can read somethin more 'official' about this?
[QUOTE=Dvrein;2605209]My low post count is due to a speech impediment I've suffered with since childhood. Try to be more tolerant. Been here since 2010.[/QUOTE]What does a speech impediment have to do with typing a review about your experience with a provider? Unless of coarse you are not getting any and if that is the case then I'm not sure if the forum will work for you.
[QUOTE=Jazak;2605142]You say you have been gone from the forum for a year and a half and now your back on the forum for a few weeks and making evaluations about how bad it is. Now that does not seem very fair at all. I was here way before you came along the first time and I'm still here to tell you that there are more quality mongers and providers here then there has ever been. Just because many of your old buddy's may not be around does not mean things have gone down hill. Cash & Dash has been happening for years it is nothing new. No Call no show has also been happening for ever nothing new. There has also always been providers & mongers who do drugs not new. Not sure why you thought this was not happening before when you were on the forum but this is your wake up call. You really know how to make friends basically saying there are not any quality providers and mongers on this forum. If your going to have that kind of attitude I say you take your gator ass on to another forum! We don't need you.[/QUOTE]I wasn't putting down any of the long time gentlemen or saying there weren't any anymore. Or providers for that matter, only that from reading postings I see a lot more negative than positive feedback. I for one know there are still plenty of good ladies I see them on here. But there are also those that have fallen, and far at that. I did not say anything that was not true, so so many have taken to dope now that were not then. I have talked to plenty of my old friends and hear stories. It's OK to admit things have changed WITHOUT taking offence to it. Yea sure it has all been around for centuries I get it, but tell me it is not happening more now and I will try and believe that. No one who provides quality service should have been offended, no one who is an outstanding monger should have been offended. Those boys and girls who did get offended should wonder why. I wasn't attacking I was just expressing what I was seeing. It is sad, we should not treat each other with disrespect, this is after all a hospitality business. It is our job as providers to offer the best services possible. If you disagree it is OK. That is your right.
Gater.
[QUOTE=Dvrein;2605209]My low post count is due to a speech impediment I've suffered with since childhood. Try to be more tolerant. Been here since 2010.[/QUOTE]That's funny, and even funnier, it went over his head.
Need a little help. I am new in Orlando and I was wondering if any one can send me a PM about a shorty (5'0" or less) young looking hotty that is providing GFE / PSE. Doesn't matter if she is UTR or not.
[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2605364]That's funny, and even funnier, it went over his head.[/QUOTE]Yep, Life can be a struggle.
[QUOTE=JustJenna;2604208]Maybe you should do a little research on the positives, which far outweigh the negatives.[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.trueactivist.com/still-believe-nature-got-it-wrong-top-10-health-benefits-of-marijuana/[/URL]
Read this get informed.