Negative Escort Reviews

Isn't she the same which vino and SYM had a reviews recently. They said that She is not GFE and no DATY. So no idea whether it's her or someone else.

NB1.

[QUOTE=BuckNastee;3856551]So let me start from the beginning of my venture for relief. I got digits for a chick out in Altamonte by the name of Cassie. Well reviewed, some ok reviews. Called her up and off I go to see her. I pulled up to this trailer that I thought was condemned. Called her to make sure this was the location and yup it was. I should have left but little head took over. Walk in and o my god the smell of animal feces and urine was over powering. She says come in from inside and there she was sitting on the sofa. Not a bad looking chick but looked like she just woke up and she was wearing boys clothes. I was like WTF, at least dress up or something. She's all inked up with random 20 dollar tats. I was committed then. So I placed the donation on the table and started getting ready then noticed all these needles by the TV stand and on the dresser. What the fuck did I get into. She undresses. I have to admit she has a nice body with small A cups. And now I'm really, really committed. So I assumed there might be a little assistance from her orally. Nope she says I don't do that even with a cover. Yes I know I should have got the fuck out. But continued on with this waste. I'm at full attention now ready to get some relief. Not even 5 minutes into she says she has another client coming soon. She lies there dead until I finish my deed. As I clean up I having full regret of wasting time and coinage to this dead fish. I will never repeat with this waste. I usually don't go into details about my visits. But this was really bad. And my reviews are to the point if she's legit or not. And worth seeing or not. She is legit. But why the fuck are some of you paying $ for garbage service like this and review that she is good. If this is the service you like then by all means go see this dead fish. Granted its your dime but come on this is a waste. The service will never get better if you keep going to see a girl that gives bad service. Total garbage service only thing she's got going is her bod. I would probably have a better time at the morgue. For $ coins and by some of the reviews. Should have been a better time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BuckNastee;3856551]So let me start from the beginning of my venture for relief. I got digits for a chick out in Altamonte by the name of Cassie. Well reviewed, some ok reviews. Called her up and off I go to see her. I pulled up to this trailer that I thought was condemned. Called her to make sure this was the location and yup it was. I should have left but little head took over. Walk in and o my god the smell of animal feces and urine was over powering. She says come in from inside and there she was sitting on the sofa. Not a bad looking chick but looked like she just woke up and she was wearing boys clothes. I was like WTF, at least dress up or something. She's all inked up with random 20 dollar tats. I was committed then. So I placed the donation on the table and started getting ready then noticed all these needles by the TV stand and on the dresser. What the fuck did I get into. She undresses. I have to admit she has a nice body with small A cups. And now I'm really, really committed. So I assumed there might be a little assistance from her orally. Nope she says I don't do that even with a cover. Yes I know I should have got the fuck out. But continued on with this waste. I'm at full attention now ready to get some relief. Not even 5 minutes into she says she has another client coming soon. She lies there dead until I finish my deed. As I clean up I having full regret of wasting time and coinage to this dead fish. I will never repeat with this waste. I usually don't go into details about my visits. But this was really bad. And my reviews are to the point if she's legit or not. And worth seeing or not. She is legit. But why the fuck are some of you paying $ for garbage service like this and review that she is good. If this is the service you like then by all means go see this dead fish. Granted its your dime but come on this is a waste. The service will never get better if you keep going to see a girl that gives bad service. Total garbage service only thing she's got going is her bod. I would probably have a better time at the morgue. For $ coins and by some of the reviews. Should have been a better time.[/QUOTE]Saw her over a year ago. I'm with that, WTF. I don't get it. Tried to up sell a cover removal. One and Done. Definitely not worth the time. She has a body and a decent demeanor for sure, but that's it. Big shanaze is a turn off for me. Better out there for less and now she is no utr.

[QUOTE=NaughtyBoy1;3858513]Isn't she the same which vino and SYM had a reviews recently. They said that She is not GFE and no DATY. So no idea whether it's her or someone else.

NB1.[/QUOTE]Yeah same chick. Some reviews said they had luck with other activities. I won't repeat. Look at post below yours.

I stayed away as she us not GFE. Will keep hunting.

[QUOTE=BuckNastee;3858542]Yeah same chick. Some reviews said they had luck with other activities. I won't repeat. Look at post below yours.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NaughtyBoy1;3858513]Isn't she the same which vino and SYM had a reviews recently. They said that She is not GFE and no DATY. So no idea whether it's her or someone else.

NB1.[/QUOTE]I never said no DATY. At least for me she allows it, see my repost of my very first review of her just below for example. However, I have said she's not GFE because she doesn't allow kissing on the lips for some reason, even though she'll let me kiss everywhere else including her pussy lips LOL. Ironically, even though she's not GFE, she's one of the very few providers I've ever actually taken out to dinner, movies, etc, as mentioned in my prior reports, and she didn't charge me for the time we spent out. But the jealous looks I got from other guys and the disapproving looks from old women I got when we went out was priceless!

[QUOTE=NaughtyBoy1;3858546]I stayed away as she us not GFE. Will keep hunting.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BuckNastee;3858542]Yeah same chick. Some reviews said they had luck with other activities. I won't repeat. Look at post below yours.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NaughtyBoy1;3858513]Isn't she the same which vino and SYM had a reviews recently. They said that She is not GFE and no DATY. So no idea whether it's her or someone else.

NB1.[/QUOTE]Definitely the same lame ass chick fellas. What I want to know is who the fuck pay's 100 or more dollar's to a chick in a filthy trailer park with no AC, probably no running water, chick dressed in boy's clothes, chick who refuses to kiss, chick who refused to give any kind of blowjob, and who rushed my friend Buck out the door in 5 minutes.

This is definitely a NEGATIVE review chick. For all you other guy's who is will to put up with her bullshit and take her out to dinner and the movie's, have at it! LMAO.

C5.

I didn't mean in a negative way SYM. It's just that no GFE means huge turn off for me. You, vino and others might have been lucky. I hear ya, She is hot and can turn on a guys look.

NB1.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;3858564]I never said no DATY. At least for me she allows it, see my repost of my very first review of her just below for example. However, I have said she's not GFE because she doesn't allow kissing on the lips for some reason, even though she'll let me kiss everywhere else including her pussy lips LOL. Ironically, even though she's not GFE, she's one of the very few providers I've ever actually taken out to dinner, movies, etc, as mentioned in my prior reports, and she didn't charge me for the time we spent out. But the jealous looks I got from other guys and the disapproving looks from old women I got when we went out was priceless![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;3858564]I never said no DATY. At least for me she allows it, see my repost of my very first review of her just below for example. However, I have said she's not GFE because she doesn't allow kissing on the lips for some reason, even though she'll let me kiss everywhere else including her pussy lips LOL. Ironically, even though she's not GFE, she's one of the very few providers I've ever actually taken out to dinner, movies, etc, as mentioned in my prior reports, and she didn't charge me for the time we spent out. But the jealous looks I got from other guys and the disapproving looks from old women I got when we went out was priceless![/QUOTE]I've seen her many times and SYM is correct she's not into kissing but enjoys everything else I've always had a good time with her. Cool girl but yes her place has a little to be desired LOL she always comes to my place so its not a issue.

[QUOTE=SlimShady96;3857264]Pretty sure it was 7 YMitch that said he went over to the trailer and brought donuts, then put it on his dick, so after reading a couple pos reviews I decided to turn up at the ole trailer and stacked all 13 (bakers doz) on my cock where just the head was hanging out, she sucked it real good BB and took direction for my boys after putting the donuts back in the box. She even let me play dirty ole trailer neighbor while we got high and had a beer (her treat), she stood in front of me and I pulled her panties off and we both fingered her to a nice wetness and I stroked my boner and asked her to kiss it, she dropped to her knees and sucked it like a good little hot trailer ****, then we fucked and it was good. I rang her up about 2 weeks ago and she was all game but then warned me she did not have AC and it was hot as balls, I asked her if she wanted to give me some car head instead and she more or less said no but the AC would be back on soon. Sorry that your visit was not up to par with mine but it's your fault that you didn't bring donuts, LOL! Naw man I can see how that place could go south and it's a shame because she could have been a legend with some more time, my first visit was just better than OK and my second was HOLY F. SS96.[/QUOTE]You put your cock through 13 donuts all at once and still managed to have the head sticking out the top? Is your last name Steele by any chance, as in Lexington Steele? Actually, I doubt even he could manage to accomplish that. Reminds me of the song "Dick Almighty" by 2 Live Crew with the line that goes "15 inches long 8 inches thick last name almighty first name is Dick". You should change your handle from SlimShady to Dick Almighty.

[QUOTE=Pinoboy;3858801]You put your cock through 13 donuts all at once and still managed to have the head sticking out the top? Is your last name Steele by any chance, as in Lexington Steele? Actually, I doubt even he could manage to accomplish that. Reminds me of the song "Dick Almighty" by 2 Live Crew with the line that goes "15 inches long 8 inches thick last name almighty first name is Dick". You should change your handle from SlimShady to Dick Almighty.[/QUOTE]LMAO Pinoboy! I'm pretty sure he was just joking or perhaps using a bit of "artistic license" as some of us tend to do in our reports. I don't think I could get 13 onion rings on my cock much less 13 donuts! Hmmm...now I have another idea - I'll see if I can get Cassie to go to Steak n Shake! LOL

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Found this one on STG. Her ad was so verbose I decided to give her a shot.

T minus 24 hours: Me: saw your ad online. Would like to make an appointment. Are you available tomorrow?

Her: Sure, we can make that work.

Me: Two things. Your ad mentions your Twitter, but you never supply your handle. Also, your ad doesn't specify your donations, and I need to know what to bring.

T minus 23:30: Her: Yeah, I no longer use Twitter and I don't post my donations because "guys would never get to talk to me and find out how cool I am".

{CRAP. She's one of those $300 or $400 an hour chicks, right? I'll hit her up in the morning and wiggle my way out of this. CRAP. }.

T minus 10:30: Me: Morning. Well I need to know what to bring and I do have budget constraints, so let me down gently, ok?

Her: Hour donation is $180.

Me: That's not going to scare me away. So we are good for one hour incall at {TIME}?

Her: Sounds great. By the way, I am at {hotel on I Drive}.

{Well shit, that wasn't so bad. What could go wrong?

T minus 120 minutes: Me: Hey, I know we talked a lot today, but I like to check in and make sure everything is good to go. Also, can you confirm your location?

SILENCE.

T minus 60 minutes: Me: OK, I'm heading out now.

SILENCE.

{NO! Don't grab the keys. Don't get on the road without confirmation the date is still on. Have you learned nothing? Fuck, we are in the car now? Bail. What are you doing? Oh, we are just hitting the ATM? That's cool. But then we are going back home to wait for the go ahead right? Right? This. . . This doesn't look like the way home. No this is the way to the freeway! Goddamnit. Asshole. }.

T minus 20 minutes: Her: Hey! I am here. Can you give me a few minutes?

{Dude. You lucked out. I was sure you were getting ghosted. But don't be such an asshole in the future. Now focus on the diving. }.

T minus 15 minutes: Me: I am here. So our appointment isn't for 15 minutes. Are you asking for more time than that?

Her: Yes. I need a little more time.

Me: What time are you suggesting?

Her: I just need to grab something to eat. I haven't eaten since last night.

{Thats not an answer. Also, you had ALL DAY to manage your food intake. How hard is it to keep an appointment you made TWENTY FOUR HOURS AGO!

Me: Understood. What time are you suggesting? {T plus 30}? {T plus 60}?

Her: {T plus 60} would be FANTASTIC!

Me: Sorry, I am not going to sit in my car for an hour waiting for you. Want to reschedule for tomorrow?

{What the fuck, asshole? Are you really going to reschedule? Oh, you arent? You are just checking to see if she is really willing to punt on the entire appointment? I guess that's cool. You better NOT fucking reschedule, asshole}.

Her: That would be great! What time tomorrow?

Me: SILENCE.

So here is where I usually encourage you to learn from my fail. I'm not sure there is anything to learn here. I have this whole check in policy and then just completely ignored it. I have only myself to blame. My god I fucking suck at this.

[QUOTE=Altamonte407;3859404][URL]http://orlando.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/latin/have-you-ever/345091368542[/URL]

Found this one on STG. Her ad was so verbose I decided to give her a shot.

T minus 24 hours: Me: saw your ad online. Would like to make an appointment. Are you available tomorrow?

Her: Sure, we can make that work.

Me: Two things. Your ad mentions your Twitter, but you never supply your handle. Also, your ad doesn't specify your donations, and I need to know what to bring.

T minus 23:30: Her: Yeah, I no longer use Twitter and I don't post my donations because "guys would never get to talk to me and find out how cool I am".

{CRAP. She's one of those $300 or $400 an hour chicks, right? I'll hit her up in the morning and wiggle my way out of this. CRAP. }.

T minus 10:30: Me: Morning. Well I need to know what to bring and I do have budget constraints, so let me down gently, ok?

Her: Hour donation is $180.

Me: That's not going to scare me away. So we are good for one hour incall at {TIME}?

Her: Sounds great. By the way, I am at {hotel on I Drive}.

{Well shit, that wasn't so bad. What could go wrong?

T minus 120 minutes: Me: Hey, I know we talked a lot today, but I like to check in and make sure everything is good to go. Also, can you confirm your location?

SILENCE.

T minus 60 minutes: Me: OK, I'm heading out now.

SILENCE.

{NO! Don't grab the keys. Don't get on the road without confirmation the date is still on. Have you learned nothing? Fuck, we are in the car now? Bail. What are you doing? Oh, we are just hitting the ATM? That's cool. But then we are going back home to wait for the go ahead right? Right? This. . . This doesn't look like the way home. No this is the way to the freeway! Goddamnit. Asshole. }.

T minus 20 minutes: Her: Hey! I am here. Can you give me a few minutes?

{Dude. You lucked out. I was sure you were getting ghosted. But don't be such an asshole in the future. Now focus on the diving. }.

T minus 15 minutes: Me: I am here. So our appointment isn't for 15 minutes. Are you asking for more time than that?

Her: Yes. I need a little more time.

Me: What time are you suggesting?

Her: I just need to grab something to eat. I haven't eaten since last night.

{Thats not an answer. Also, you had ALL DAY to manage your food intake. How hard is it to keep an appointment you made TWENTY FOUR HOURS AGO!

Me: Understood. What time are you suggesting? {T plus 30}? {T plus 60}?

Her: {T plus 60} would be FANTASTIC!

Me: Sorry, I am not going to sit in my car for an hour waiting for you. Want to reschedule for tomorrow?

{What the fuck, asshole? Are you really going to reschedule? Oh, you arent? You are just checking to see if she is really willing to punt on the entire appointment? I guess that's cool. You better NOT fucking reschedule, asshole}.

Her: That would be great! What time tomorrow?

Me: SILENCE.

So here is where I usually encourage you to learn from my fail. I'm not sure there is anything to learn here. I have this whole check in policy and then just completely ignored it. I have only myself to blame. My god I fucking suck at this.[/QUOTE]And done that. LOL. Experience is a great teacher.

[QUOTE=Pinoboy;3858801]You put your cock through 13 donuts all at once and still managed to have the head sticking out the top? Is your last name Steele by any chance, as in Lexington Steele? Actually, I doubt even he could manage to accomplish that. Reminds me of the song "Dick Almighty" by 2 Live Crew with the line that goes "15 inches long 8 inches thick last name almighty first name is Dick". You should change your handle from SlimShady to Dick Almighty.[/QUOTE]They call me tall boy, 16 oz of love and pain, SS96.

That has to be the best negative review narration I have ever read.

[QUOTE=Altamonte407;3859404][URL]http://orlando.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/latin/have-you-ever/345091368542[/URL]

Found this one on STG. Her ad was so verbose I decided to give her a shot.

T minus 24 hours: Me: saw your ad online. Would like to make an appointment. Are you available tomorrow?

Her: Sure, we can make that work.

Me: Two things. Your ad mentions your Twitter, but you never supply your handle. Also, your ad doesn't specify your donations, and I need to know what to bring.

T minus 23:30: Her: Yeah, I no longer use Twitter and I don't post my donations because "guys would never get to talk to me and find out how cool I am".

{CRAP. She's one of those $300 or $400 an hour chicks, right? I'll hit her up in the morning and wiggle my way out of this. CRAP. }.

T minus 10:30: Me: Morning. Well I need to know what to bring and I do have budget constraints, so let me down gently, ok?

Her: Hour donation is $180.

Me: That's not going to scare me away. So we are good for one hour incall at {TIME}?

Her: Sounds great. By the way, I am at {hotel on I Drive}.

{Well shit, that wasn't so bad. What could go wrong?

T minus 120 minutes: Me: Hey, I know we talked a lot today, but I like to check in and make sure everything is good to go. Also, can you confirm your location?

SILENCE.

T minus 60 minutes: Me: OK, I'm heading out now.

SILENCE.

{NO! Don't grab the keys. Don't get on the road without confirmation the date is still on. Have you learned nothing? Fuck, we are in the car now? Bail. What are you doing? Oh, we are just hitting the ATM? That's cool. But then we are going back home to wait for the go ahead right? Right? This. . . This doesn't look like the way home. No this is the way to the freeway! Goddamnit. Asshole. }.

T minus 20 minutes: Her: Hey! I am here. Can you give me a few minutes?

{Dude. You lucked out. I was sure you were getting ghosted. But don't be such an asshole in the future. Now focus on the diving. }.

T minus 15 minutes: Me: I am here. So our appointment isn't for 15 minutes. Are you asking for more time than that?

Her: Yes. I need a little more time.

Me: What time are you suggesting?

Her: I just need to grab something to eat. I haven't eaten since last night.

{Thats not an answer. Also, you had ALL DAY to manage your food intake. How hard is it to keep an appointment you made TWENTY FOUR HOURS AGO!

Me: Understood. What time are you suggesting? {T plus 30}? {T plus 60}?

Her: {T plus 60} would be FANTASTIC!

Me: Sorry, I am not going to sit in my car for an hour waiting for you. Want to reschedule for tomorrow?

{What the fuck, asshole? Are you really going to reschedule? Oh, you arent? You are just checking to see if she is really willing to punt on the entire appointment? I guess that's cool. You better NOT fucking reschedule, asshole}.

Her: That would be great! What time tomorrow?

Me: SILENCE.

So here is where I usually encourage you to learn from my fail. I'm not sure there is anything to learn here. I have this whole check in policy and then just completely ignored it. I have only myself to blame. My god I fucking suck at this.[/QUOTE]

Had a dream about latinas and cane upon this one. Don't waste your time. Decent body and figure but very mechanical and down to business. No kissing caressing and straight to average CBJ, did the deed and took off. $ hh would not repeat.

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