Massage Parlor Reports

Had a bit of an uneventful week so I decided that it was a good time to visit an AMP. I've visited Mia at Labella's and her BBBJ skills are on fucking point. Tiny hands so your cock looks huge in them.

Aussie posted That she was over at M&M. Took the trip on over there and boy was I surprised. She remembered me when I visited her at the old shop. Greeted me with a good hug and held my head and let me back to the room. I told her I wanted to shower and this is where things get kind of interesting. She gave me a good wash and, like Aussie, focused on a particular spot. As she was drying me off she gave a quick peck and lick on Junior and back to the room and went. Her massages are pretty terrible but she knows what she's there for. Gave her $.40 and asked for boom boom but couldn't because aunt flow was here. Next week she says! Gave me some BLS and gooood deep throat with constant eye contact. Now, I'm a bigger-ish guy and this little woman asserted all dominance on me. She flipped my ass over like we were competing in the x-games and proceeded to give me the super-Sunday-sphincter-special but on a Friday. She went full tongue punching on my starfish and I was so stunned yet couldn't say no. She came back up from her muff dive and gne of the best blowjobs I've ever gotten. With junior in her mouth she could feel I was ready to go and said "cum in my mouth" and boy did I. Filled her up to where she spit it on the floor as more came. Whoops LOL.

Will be repeating!

[QUOTE=Kinkaid69;6129514]There are a few artidtic liberties in that review. For one thing, she has C cups, not D. She doesn't greet you with DFK, she's a bit demure until the rub starts. Her massage style is hard and fast, with moderate oil.

Maybe for 500 she has a different menue, but she doesn't do greek or bbj. She is the second best girl put there right now, there's no need to exagerate.[/QUOTE]Was hoping it was a real review, I trust the forums here more than RMs but still need to make my there this week, since the mongers here mentioned she's great and perfect.

[QUOTE=Kinkaid69;6129514]There are a few artidtic liberties in that review. For one thing, she has C cups, not D. She doesn't greet you with DFK, she's a bit demure until the rub starts. Her massage style is hard and fast, with moderate oil.

Maybe for 500 she has a different menue, but she doesn't do greek or bbj. She is the second best girl put there right now, there's no need to exagerate.[/QUOTE]Agreed. Between myself, you, and Aussie, I think all three of us are pretty consistent in our reviews of YuYu. Unless 500 roses drastically changes her demeanor. Her greeting was exactly like you said. "demure". Very friendly by taking my pants off for me with her face staring right at my cock.

One other detail I forgot to mention. When I was doing doggie on her, I started playing with her ass and slipped the tip of my thumb in her ass and being the gentleman I am, I asked if that was ok. She said "no" so I stopped. Perhaps I was a few hundred roses short of getting that. Who knows but I thought at least she would have asked for more or maybe it was my size that she didn't want to fool with in her ass.

[QUOTE=CamCamMan;6129756]I started playing with her ass and slipped the tip of my thumb in her ass and being the gentleman I am, I asked if that was ok. She said "no" so I stopped.[/QUOTE]I tried the same thing and got the same response. She is consistantly sweet and firm in her boundries in a way that makes me think she likes what she likes and has no need for upselling.

This is how girls like her get ruined (or at least burned out with a location). Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

[QUOTE=Kinkaid69;6129514]There are a few artidtic liberties in that review. For one thing, she has C cups, not D. She doesn't greet you with DFK, she's a bit demure until the rub starts. Her massage style is hard and fast, with moderate oil.

Maybe for 500 she has a different menue, but she doesn't do greek or bbj. She is the second best girl put there right now, there's no need to exagerate.[/QUOTE]Seemed that way to me. It just screamed fake to me. Not sure what they get out of it. It just screws over other mongers who expect a similar menu.

[QUOTE=Kinkaid69;6130045]I tried the same thing and got the same response. She is consistantly sweet and firm in her boundries in a way that makes me think she likes what she likes and has no need for upselling.

This is how girls like her get ruined (or at least burned out with a location). Oh well, it was good while it lasted.[/QUOTE]I have been to Pinee 3 times. The first time in June. Duo session with Emma and (the other girl was very short and said her name was Emmy. But Emma said her name was Mia). I ran into her in the hall at Lotus after a session with Keiko. But I digress. Everything was covered with Emma and Emmy. However, I saw Emma last week and she did do BBBJ and LFK. Today I saw Yu-Yu (agree C cups) and she did do LFK at greeting. And BBBJ with BLS. I did NOT spend $500. But I was not there 2 hours either. Maybe it's a YMMV thing or maybe the service there has evolved? I didn't try anal. Not really my thing. I really like those 2 ladies and don't want to get them burnt out. But I did want to at least add my experience to the board.

Has anyone else noticed that almost every place has expanded its menu lately? I am not sure if it is the economy or the competition, but places that have always been non-sexual are all of a sudden offering DIY or HE. Places that used to only do HE are now offering FS. And places that used to offer only CFS are now offering BBBJ and more.

In the last two weeks I have experienced this twice. I had time to kill one night while waiting for an event to be over. I was on Meridian in Puyallup, so I figured I would go for a quality massage, with NO extras. I went to the AA massage near the Arco. Despite going there off and on for years, I have never gotten more than a great massage. This time, however, was different from the start. I had placed a towel over my backside, but it was quickly removed and my assed slapped. The very attractive auntie, who has been there forever, rubbed me down, but quickly switched her focus to massaging my balls from the back. I was surprised, but on the flip, she began playing with my nipples, making my little friend not so little. She removed the small towel she had placed over me and began dumping oil all over my member. She then tried to get me to accept a DIY, but I refused and just let my stuff sway without touch it. She started to massage my balls and eventually move up into a sensual HJ. It was quite the nice surprise.

Then today, I went Asian Massage on 72nd. Again, never more than some suggestive teasing there normally. But today, on the flip, she asked me if I wanted boom boom. I was surprised, but fortunately had cash on me, but just 100. She was pleasantly surprised by that amount, as though it was way more than she expected.

This MT was much older, and wore a mask, Her body looked a lot better in clothes than she did naked. She had sagging, c-cups. One nip was long and thick. The other was inverted. She had a flat ass and bit of a belly. Her Bush was neatly trimmed. Once her clothes were off, I started to pass, but I didn't want to be rude and I figured WTF. Bad call. She did a CBJ that used way too much teeth and even with the condom on, stopped periodically to spit into a towel. I had her get on to ride, which took her a while to get into the rhythm. She complained about me being too big, but I think she was just too tired to keep riding. I got up and into mish, but she kept looking up and grabbing at my dick to make sure the cover was still on. Her kitty felt like absolutely nothing, so I tried to flip her into doggy, but she didn't seem to know what I wanted. I was losing stiffness, so I said fuck it and laid back to finish with an HJ. Finally, something that felt good, but just as I was about to finish, she grabbed the tip and squeezed it tight to block it from. Well coming out. Ouch! I tried to tell her to never do that to another customer again.

What my two experiences showed me is that there are lot of women doing new things for the first time. Some are figuring it out, and some are disastrous. I am not sure all these shops expanding their menus is a good thing. The resulting quality is a crap shoot, and it stinks getting a ruined orgasm rather than the quality massage with no extras I expected. So on the plus side: if there is a place you had written off before, it might be worth revisiting. But beware, the quality may be subpar.

[QUOTE=SeattleDoctor;6130456]I have been to Pinee 3 times. The first time in June. Duo session with Emma and (the other girl was very short and said her name was Emmy. But Emma said her name was Mia). I ran into her in the hall at Lotus after a session with Keiko. But I digress. Everything was covered with Emma and Emmy. However, I saw Emma last week and she did do BBBJ and LFK. Today I saw Yu-Yu (agree C cups) and she did do LFK at greeting. And BBBJ with BLS. I did NOT spend $500. But I was not there 2 hours either. Maybe it's a YMMV thing or maybe the service there has evolved? I didn't try anal. Not really my thing. I really like those 2 ladies and don't want to get them burnt out. But I did want to at least add my experience to the board.[/QUOTE]Do you mean that they were kissing your face during greeting and session? Never done LFK with a provider. I wouldn't want to presume without them saying so haha.

[QUOTE=CamCamMan;6129756]Agreed. Between myself, you, and Aussie, I think all three of us are pretty consistent in our reviews of YuYu. Unless 500 roses drastically changes her demeanor. Her greeting was exactly like you said. "demure". Very friendly by taking my pants off for me with her face staring right at my cock.

One other detail I forgot to mention. When I was doing doggie on her, I started playing with her ass and slipped the tip of my thumb in her ass and being the gentleman I am, I asked if that was ok. She said "no" so I stopped. Perhaps I was a few hundred roses short of getting that. Who knows but I thought at least she would have asked for more or maybe it was my size that she didn't want to fool with in her ass.[/QUOTE]Usually I'm used to them saying get comfortable then coming back. Instead she led you in and undressed you herself? Did she just start doing it no questions asked? I could get used to that.

[QUOTE=Cwasalt3;6130195]Seemed that way to me. It just screamed fake to me. Not sure what they get out of it. It just screws over other mongers who expect a similar menu.[/QUOTE]Lots about the service that is embellished / fake. But the dual shower detail is laughable. One person barely fits in that shower. It couldn't fit both girls together, let alone a grown dude.

[QUOTE=Cwasalt3;6131023]Usually I'm used to them saying get comfortable then coming back. Instead she led you in and undressed you herself? Did she just start doing it no questions asked? I could get used to that.[/QUOTE]IIRC, I was taking off my shirt and she stepped in front of me, got on her knees, and started unbuckling my belt and removed my pants and underwear. I nice little treat / touch. So maybe take your time getting undressed and see if she comes over. If not, maybe a little cue will do the trick.

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Then today, I went Asian Massage on 72nd.[/QUOTE]Did you get the auntie, or the grannie? The auntie has always given me exactly nothing. While receiving nothing, I can always hear another person scurrying around doing whatever, so I ask to see her, and it's a grannie compared to the first one. However, I've received good bbbjs from her both times. However, she really has a thing for manipulating pressure points on my face which is a bit painful.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6131267]Lots about the service that is embellished / fake. But the dual shower detail is laughable. One person barely fits in that shower. It couldn't fit both girls together, let alone a grown dude.[/QUOTE]My theory is that it's some kind of fetish. That or it's a way for an aspiring sexual fanfic to get more readers. That's what they'd LIKE to have done with Yuyu, but that wasn't actually their experience with her. Either way it's just really strange and annoying because then other mongers think that's what they're going to get. IIRC RM is really bad at deleting fake reviews too. Whereas on here people will probably call you out. That's why I trust the forum more than I just RM.

[QUOTE=Cwasalt3;6131574]My theory is that it's some kind of fetish. That or it's a way for an aspiring sexual fanfic to get more readers. That's what they'd LIKE to have done with Yuyu, but that wasn't actually their experience with her. Either way it's just really strange and annoying because then other mongers think that's what they're going to get. IIRC RM is really bad at deleting fake reviews too. Whereas on here people will probably call you out. That's why I trust the forum more than I just RM.[/QUOTE]In the comments I'll see a lot of the forum members post "fake review" or "owner written review. " I have seen them post "fake" on reviews that mirrored my own experience. Based on the nonsense that gets posted there, I imagine most of them are the kinds of mongers the AMP girls would prefer not to have to deal with, and, consequently, don't get a high level of service. Especially if they call "fake" to a review where someone had a better experience than they did. The forum "personalities" are certainly much different from here to there. I think hone stone would fit in over there.

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