Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Paulnova2;1424538]You are so right! Many years ago, a bartender told me that "90 percent of the money made by the girls on the block stays on the block"[/QUOTE]At about all but 2 clubs at the Block, the women don't get anything except what they make on the side (other than a very small percentage, like about 15% of the prorated amount of drinks, dances, bottles purchased by the customer, assuming that the dancer made her quota). I have had dancers tell me "just pay for the bar, and I will be free" simply because they want to meet their quota. There are two clubs that the dancers usually take matters into their own "hands" and give complete services without giving a cut to the bar, but you will still have to buy a drink: Circus and the club around the corner at the edge of the Block. When I say complete, I mean "full" and complete service.

All of the dancers just want to make money, so the trick is to find the price that they will make for the service in the club, and use that as a starting point for take out services. Most clubs are different and they have different payment structures. The best thing to do is to find someone in the club that you are not interested in (so no little head influence) , buy her a drink, and she will probably tell you how things work in that club. Bartenders are iffy, unless you know the bartender, because they often skim a cut for themselves and will inflate the figures to their benefit. Once you have the info, find the one that you want and see where her head is at. All girls at the clubs "engage" in activities, particularly those at the lower end clubs.

They know that laying on their back is easier than hustling for drinks.

Ok here it goes, my wife wants to get me a stripper for my birthday (I know I'm a lucky man) and if extra things were to happen durring the time she was to dance, my wife said she would be cool with that, however, the problem is finding this stripper who will come out and perform for us, I've been looking all over, mabey just not in the right place. The bigger agencies like Touch to much I know there is slim to no chances for extras, and most agencies won't come out for just 2 people. Also I can't just find an escort, because my wife, who is awsome for saying I can do this, is not cool with just an escort coming out, it would have to be a dancer. Any suggestions are greatly appreciated, thanks for reading.

[QUOTE=TullerJohn;1430518]Ok here it goes, my wife wants to get me a stripper for my birthday (I know I'm a lucky man) and if extra things were to happen durring the time she was to dance, my wife said she would be cool with that, however, the problem is finding this stripper who will come out and perform for us, I've been looking all over, mabey just not in the right place. The bigger agencies like Touch to much I know there is slim to no chances for extras, and most agencies won't come out for just 2 people. Also I can't just find an escort, because my wife, who is awsome for saying I can do this, is not cool with just an escort coming out, it would have to be a dancer. Any suggestions are greatly appreciated, thanks for reading.[/QUOTE]OK; great question. You're a lucky dude.

I think the problem though is a stripper with extras is pretty much an escort and there is likely overlapping with advertising as well. That said, check the BP ads. You will find a section for strippers. There is also a BP section here so you can find a good deal of reviews and info.

Many guys here have no trouble getting "take out" from strip clubs but that requires going and some investment in time. Probably not your best option in this situation.

There are also other boards though it's bad form to mention them here; but they also have sections for strippers and escorts. Again, you will have to decide how comfortable you are with each individual provider and her advertising and services.

You could just go to a club. Lap dances and, at least basic, extras are almost always available. I like sleeze myself but the Hustler and Scores are pretty civilized; the sleezier clubs on the Block will almost definitely have what you're looking for but in a package not likely palatable for you and your (very understanding) wife.

Lastly while it may not be the best for this project, check out the local swingers club. You'll find people who might just help you out for fun. I have seen that a number of times: wife1 want to play stripper, wife2 knows wife1 is safe and lets her give a lapdance to hubby. There's a level at which some of the dancing and show is better than a club.

I know that's not too much help but it may get you close. Good luck. Let us all know how it turns out.

[QUOTE=TullerJohn;1430518]Ok here it goes, my wife wants to get me a stripper for my birthday (I know I'm a lucky man) and if extra things were to happen durring the time she was to dance, my wife said she would be cool with that, however, the problem is finding this stripper who will come out and perform for us, I've been looking all over, mabey just not in the right place. The bigger agencies like Touch to much I know there is slim to no chances for extras, and most agencies won't come out for just 2 people. Also I can't just find an escort, because my wife, who is awsome for saying I can do this, is not cool with just an escort coming out, it would have to be a dancer. Any suggestions are greatly appreciated, thanks for reading.[/QUOTE]You could also put up your own ad on CL. You may try casual encounters or misc romance. I had a project a while back that was greatly aided by a CL post. Good luck.

If you were in a fraternity in college, go to the closest chapter with a case of beer and bring it up with the social chair. I used to do that frequently until my local house not only lost its charter and ot banned from campus but also lost its house off campus.

Strip clubs are your best bet, or hell, even the midway. As long as your wife isn't part of the interview or selection process, any "performer" is going to follow whatever script you give her far as your wife is concerned. Just make sure she's not all marked up and jonesing every 30 minutes.

I don't believe in marriage as a concept, but if you have to do it, your setup sounds pretty damn nice. Congrats.

[QUOTE=TullerJohn;1430518]Ok here it goes, my wife wants to get me a stripper for my birthday (I know I'm a lucky man) and if extra things were to happen durring the time she was to dance, my wife said she would be cool with that, however, the problem is finding this stripper who will come out and perform for us, I've been looking all over, mabey just not in the right place. The bigger agencies like Touch to much I know there is slim to no chances for extras, and most agencies won't come out for just 2 people. Also I can't just find an escort, because my wife, who is awsome for saying I can do this, is not cool with just an escort coming out, it would have to be a dancer. Any suggestions are greatly appreciated, thanks for reading.[/QUOTE]

TullerJohn you may want to ask a dancer named Dillon over at the Millstream Inn to help with your project.

Anyhow stopped by on the way home for a quick beer and discovered that it was 2 for 1 day. IMHO whoever is cooking there is doing a great job and the food frankly is better than Looneys in Maple Lawn and Rathskeller in Savage Mill. I enjoyed Dillon's D cups up close and saw 2 other dancers who were covered in ink making them look like true "lounge lizards". I would like to know which one was the nursing student working at Howard County General Hosp. Her car was parked right in front of the door for all to see.

[QUOTE=TullerJohn;1430518]Ok here it goes, my wife wants to get me a stripper for my birthday (I know I'm a lucky man) and if extra things were to happen durring the time she was to dance, my wife said she would be cool with that, however, the problem is finding this stripper who will come out and perform for us, I've been looking all over, mabey just not in the right place. The bigger agencies like Touch to much I know there is slim to no chances for extras, and most agencies won't come out for just 2 people. Also I can't just find an escort, because my wife, who is awsome for saying I can do this, is not cool with just an escort coming out, it would have to be a dancer. Any suggestions are greatly appreciated, thanks for reading.[/QUOTE]You have options:

Option 1: Go to a strip club and buy a drink for a girl and ask her who she would recommend for the task. If she says that she does not know, simply ask the bartender to introduce you to somebody that would be good for a private show with you and your wife. The bartender will give you the info as long as he / she feels that you are not LE and will probably come back to the club at some point.

CONS: There is no guarantee that the person will show up when scheduled. This is because you will just be one of 20 other guys that night that tried to arrange take out.

Option 2: Go to a strip club and build a relationship with a girl in the club. This will take time. However, you can be assured that she will arrive when scheduled and she will treat you and your wife well.

CONS: It will take some time and be costly.

Option 3: Place an ad on craigslist and backpage. Be explicit with what you want. Also, tell her that you will pay her for a preview / audition. You must do the preview, because BP and Craigslist "providers" often use fake pics.

CONS: You will need to schedule 2 appointments to make sure that the person is legit and clean.

I would just go to the Block during the day shift and negotiate.

[QUOTE=Photonx; 1431104]. The Millstream Inn.

The food frankly is better than Looneys in Maple Lawn and Rathskeller in Savage Mill.[/QUOTE]I couldn't figure out why anyone would compare those three places. And then it hit me, so I googled.

Can anyone tell me why for all these years I thought they were on the *other* side of the city?

If my wife wanted to get me a stripper for my birthday with extras afterwards I am sure she would take pictures and video tape it. Those would be exhibit a and exhibit be in the divorce trial or her murder trial.

Hit my usual spots. Circus is starting to renovate: new carpet, mirrors, sound system. Same girls, nothing of interest. JB: one new lovely. First day and I don't want to be a first customer. Diamond: Vegas is there with some of the Flamingo girls, no interest. RR: usuals, but no serious conversation. Flamingo: starting renovations for back bar, fish tanks gone. Two girls, one I liked but specifics were not to my liking. Said all of the drink prices went to the girls without a cut to the bar (found that hard to believe) Also said for a large drink $.5, tipping was unnecessary. An interesting concept, but how will the bar pay the rent? Came home with problem.

Those that responded, thanks for the info, I'll try a few of those sugestions, if it works out I'll be sure to post here and let you know.

[QUOTE=TullerJohn;1433040]Those that responded, thanks for the info, I'll try a few of those sugestions, if it works out I'll be sure to post here and let you know.[/QUOTE]Just be sure to pst a link to the video.

[QUOTE=Photonx;1431104]TullerJohn you may want to ask a dancer named Dillon over at the Millstream Inn to help with your project.[/QUOTE]Mmmm, mmm Dillan.

Perfect body, at least to my eye, an ass I could eat for hours and a lot of fun to talk to. You may get her to do the dance gig, but you won't get any extra's. I've tried, Lord knows I've tried.

She'd have a good chance of a spousal stamp of approval though.

Good luck and Godspeed.

Good and bad from our beloved Block.

Into the Pussycat. Miss Kathy behind the bar and almost ZERO talent to be able to finish a beer.

Chez Joey. The black girls shooting the shit and no one dancing. Thicker white girl picking out songs on the jukebox. Sorry I bought the beer since once she got under the lights I wished I was anywhere else.

Down the steps at the Diamond and yes, Vegas is tending bar with some of her Flamingo girls. None worth spending money on.

Sucked it up and paid the 10 dollar cover for Two Dollar Tuesday. Figured I could atleast drink cheaper once the 10 was gone. To my surprise HOT HEATHER (She is built like a gymnast / cheerleader solid and pretty) was working. Also a bigger brunette who says she used to live in Hawaii. Pretty face, BIG tits and fat pussy lips (I like these for some reason).

Did a few 2 dances for 20, was rode naked and full grouping and Jim left the Block a happy boy.

Guys, I love me some dark haired Chica's with an accent. If you do too, hit this place around 7:00 on a Wednesday. If I hadn't left my ATM card in the pants pocket of my Tuesday whoring on the block, I might be broke right now. Karina, Bella, Ellie. OMG! Tall, short, GREAT asses, mixed cup sizes. Mmmmmmm.

LIFE IS GOOD TODAY!

Be careful out there boys!