Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]Any other arrests you want to report? Can't figure out if you are from the Christian right here to save us or just another idiot cop wasting the taxpayers money.

My bet is idiot cop. How about spending time arresting real criminals -- you know like ones with guns, a few extra cars that they have stolen or a few extra drugs they are trying to sell.[/QUOTE]

I realize that you're the self-appointed Police police, but give it a rest. Every time someone posts information that you question, you accuse that person of being a cop. The truth is that you don't have a fucking clue if it's a cop or not. Hell, you admit that you can't figure it out. Even if he is, so what?

It's a tired routine.

I thought you just didn't like me. But I guess its anyone. With how you police the board and the way people decide to comment or who they decide to comment on. Here goes ole silver fish (Sponge) yappin to people about what they do or don't know.

How about this, PM them if you think their a piece of shit. I thought you had agreed to end all the drama anyway.

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]I realize that you're the self-appointed Police police, but give it a rest. Every time someone posts information that you question, you accuse that person of being a cop. The truth is that you don't have a fucking clue if it's a cop or not. Hell, you admit that you can't figure it out. Even if he is, so what?

It's a tired routine.[/QUOTE]

Come on guys, lets talk about AMPs, not about each other.

[QUOTE=Savional1]I thought you just didn't like me. But I guess its anyone. With how you police the board and the way people decide to comment or who they decide to comment on. Here goes ole silver fish (Sponge) yappin to people about what they do or don't know.

How about this, PM them if you think their a piece of shit. I thought you had agreed to end all the drama anyway.[/QUOTE]

I can't believe I'm being berated by a guy who doesn't know the difference between there, their, and they're.

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]I can't believe I'm being berated by a guy who doesn't know the difference between there, their, and they're.[/QUOTE]

What are you the English Police now too?

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]What are you the English Police now too?[/QUOTE]

You just see cops everywhere, don't you?

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]You just see cops everywhere, don't you?[/QUOTE]

I do not see them in Pine Hills, nor doing anything about real crime. However, when I happen to be on OBT I see about 20 of them hanging out like high school punks. And, should there be a small fender bender, you can guarantee that 10 will show up and stand around for 2-3 hours. I also see them handing out traffic tickets from time to time.

Real police who actually help people and actually fight crime I see in countries like Germany, not the US.

Now, would you give it a rest.

Back at Lotus, with another K on the scoreboard. I have been going to Lotus for over 6 months, and used to see Liz (Elizabeth) exclusively. She always worked out, no matter the visit, and I was sad to see her go.

Since then I have seen Jayden almost every time, and have yet to see any extra results. She gives a great massage, but based on her whole demeanor, plus what I have read on here, I have not given up, as I thought she just needed to see me a few times.

That does not seem to be the case now, as I made as bold of an attempt as I could the other day, and still got nothing out of it. We started some light touching, but she would not move in for the kill. Before I knew it, we were in the shower. I asked her about if my touching made her uncomfortable, and she simply stated that she doesn't need any trouble. I asked her what type of trouble she thought she would get from me, and she just mentioned that LEO has been pretty busy lately. I don't think she meant me personally, but that there was just a lot of heat right now, and she didn't want to take any risks. I can respect that, but I am just not sure what to make of the fact that others seem to be getting through to her, but just not me.

Pretty sad for me I guess. I would be curious to see what others have been seeing at Lotus and other places lately. Pretty grim days we're living in. Certainly not the same as previous years.

[QUOTE=Auntie Annie]Back at Lotus, with another K on the scoreboard. I have been going to Lotus for over 6 months, and used to see Liz (Elizabeth) exclusively. She always worked out, no matter the visit, and I was sad to see her go.

Since then I have seen Jayden almost every time, and have yet to see any extra results. She gives a great massage, but based on her whole demeanor, plus what I have read on here, I have not given up, as I thought she just needed to see me a few times.

That does not seem to be the case now, as I made as bold of an attempt as I could the other day, and still got nothing out of it. We started some light touching, but she would not move in for the kill. Before I knew it, we were in the shower. I asked her about if my touching made her uncomfortable, and she simply stated that she doesn't need any trouble. I asked her what type of trouble she thought she would get from me, and she just mentioned that LEO has been pretty busy lately. I don't think she meant me personally, but that there was just a lot of heat right now, and she didn't want to take any risks. I can respect that, but I am just not sure what to make of the fact that others seem to be getting through to her, but just not me.

Pretty sad for me I guess. I would be curious to see what others have been seeing at Lotus and other places lately. Pretty grim days we're living in. Certainly not the same as previous years.[/QUOTE]

Lotus used to be my favorite. But I heard that my usual superior service is not being offered. If others have had better luck, I would welcome updated input.

Now gentlemen, I think that I have to ask that the negativity to simmer down a bit. The purpose of this forum is to share experiences, ideas, and suggestions in a courteous way.

I seem to recall suggesting to newbies to treat your provider with respect. I must interject that we hobbyists must treat each other with respect.

I, personally, do not care who has been to Bangkok, Amsterdam, or BFE.

What readers want to read, is good advice, such as:
1. How to be safe.
2. How to get great service.
3. How to avoid LE troubles.
4. Ratings on providers and locations
5. Etc.

If I wanted to read about 2 Senior Members duking it out, I would go to the Who Gives a Shit blog.

Can't we all just get along?

Be safe and let's try to learn to play well together.

I almost hate to tell you guys this one. The selfish side of me says to shut my trap, but this is just too good to be true. As some of you know I tend to find something I like and stick with it. For me that has been Ginza. Because of work it's been a month since I've bone gone. Maybe a little longer. Imagine my surprise to come in and find an absolutely stunning new girl working there. Her name is Joy, or something that sounds a lot like that. I'm not too good with accents. She just stated last week she said.

Here's the best part...she gives an INCREDIBLE massage!!! I'm talking as good as Mae and Lilly have ever given. She was so great that I left feeling on top of the world.

One other perk... as I was leaving Lilly came out to say goodbye. Wow! Obviously she's doing well with someone there helping her. She looked rested, happy, and stunning. Two beautiful gals who both give amazing massages all in one place. What more could a guy want??? Well...besides that.

Go, and then come back and thank me.

[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker]I almost hate to tell you guys this one. The selfish side of me says to shut my trap, but this is just too good to be true. As some of you know I tend to find something I like and stick with it. For me that has been Ginza. Because of work it's been a month since I've bone gone. Maybe a little longer. Imagine my surprise to come in and find an absolutely stunning new girl working there. Her name is Joy, or something that sounds a lot like that. I'm not too good with accents. She just stated last week she said.

Here's the best part...she gives an INCREDIBLE massage!!! I'm talking as good as Mae and Lilly have ever given. She was so great that I left feeling on top of the world.

One other perk... as I was leaving Lilly came out to say goodbye. Wow! Obviously she's doing well with someone there helping her. She looked rested, happy, and stunning. Two beautiful gals who both give amazing massages all in one place. What more could a guy want??? Well...besides that.

Go, and then come back and thank me.[/QUOTE]

This is the kind of report we all like to hear. Not some LE coming on here claiming all the AMPs have been arrested. And, certainly not another poster defending them. Makes me (and I am sure others) wonder.

First all the accent you heard was hispanic not oriental. This lady is by far stunning, she's like 60 years old with a hunch back (totally like George lopez's mom. No extras (I was not up for it-literally speaking) and pretty spaced out lady. Have to admit she does give a good massage. Should'nt be riding your bike under the moonlight-go get your eyes checked out man.

Hey ET! Look up in sky! I's a bird ,it's a plane.Oh no it's Super Cop.

[QUOTE=Joesjohn]Hey ET! Look up in sky! I's a bird ,it's a plane.Oh no it's Super Cop.[/QUOTE]

Super Cops were the guys who risked their lives saving others in NYC on 9/11. MBI, lazy ass cops who hang out on OBT and those who spread false information here are far from super. They are just stupid and most of all naïve.

BTW, did you see the thread on dash mounted cameras. We are watching you. We have regular communications on how to take you down should you do the smallest stupid thing (not hard because most of you have an IQ of less than 100). So, go ahead. Make my day.