Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Msog1;5939204]Better off just going to SDAG. Why bother? You should know AAMPs are the best. You had Vietnamese Lindsey before like I have. You will feel cleaner with a shower before and after and treated like a king. Some places will never understand that time is valuable. Why not just text and ask if she was available for action? Doesn't sound like they value repeat customers or are so paranoid that they think you are LE even though you may have pumped over 8 of their girls. LOL.[/QUOTE]My bad if my last one had some argumentative stuff, but what I wanted to get at was that, yes, text them or call. Walk ins are great but to get that next level service is to let them know ahead so they prepare for you. Sometimes mix ups happen too but rarely from my side. If it did I was fine and just either waited or took it to the next day. Or another one of the providers haha. After doing that, some places have now prioritized my request if someone asked for the same time within the same hour of text / call.

I have done some AAMPs but felt it's great for both sides to build that rapport. I think if you are a newcomer then they would check you out a bit but with everyone's previous post on Yoona / Yuna, it completely makes sense as to why she's putting off work for a bit. Can't wait though. Need to say it again, literally looks like those Korean beauties you only see in Korean dramas haha!

Cheers to all though, communication is key! Sometimes I have a translator if my words are confusing to the MMS / provider.

Yesterday, went to 7 spa around 1930 for some much needed entertainment. Ended up with Wendy, and after waiting 10 minutes or so, she finally comes back in to see me sitting down on the chair fully erect. She asks if we should just skip the massage, and I opt out cause I was hoping for a good one. Get a half-decent massage, during which, I asked if I could touch her. Kept playing with her ass and poking at her kitty making her giggle. She finally ends up standing at the head of the table to work on my back, and I noted that she wasn't wearing any panties, to which she laughed and said "I forgot ". Kept trying to tease her a bit more. Finally I reach up and grab her big-for-her-size titties and boy did they feel great. She laughed and said, "Ok flip over now". We only got into 5 minutes of the massage but it kinda sucked anyway so I flipped over. Who goes to these massage parlors for legitimate massages anyway? She grabs my donation, and comes back after 2 minutes of me being still fully erect on the table laying on my back. She comes back in and starts flattering me and she disrobes. She grabs her little spray bottle, and makes her way to my jr and starts spraying, and holy shit I swear to god they use pesticide or some bug-b-gone formula cause my balls started hurting like crazy. I know they like using alcohol wipes and based sprays, but the sprays themselves are usually diluted to the point where at most I get a slight tinge. She apologizes and hands me some wet wipes to wipe off the insect repellent and she makes her way on the table. We then spend a minute or two talking about our ethnicity, her being Southern Chinese, and me being mixed with Filipino / Japanese / Mexican. She then asks me to sing cause she notes that Filipinos have fantastic singing voices, and I tell her that I inherited the Japanese style of singing, which is not so great. At this point I'm losing my erection, but getting that nice, warm, comfortable feeling in my heart. But I didn't come for that feeling, I came to tame the piping hot lumpia in my pants and get some strange. So I start playing with her tits, and using my leg to rub her crotch. She then comes crawling over my body, giving me some pseudo massage with her lovely tits. She then proceeds to give me a tit-job which would've been super enjoyable if it weren't for the irritants I had sprayed on my ballsack and the fact that the thermostat was cranked up to a dry 75. Still nice though. I tell her her tits are fantastic, and she becomes noticeably confused. She asks, "What is 'Tits? I tell her that it's another word for boobs. Wendy. Exe has stopped responding. So I give her an English lesson, by pointing out slang, what slang is, what nicknames are, what alternative names are, point out that dicks are also called penises, and balls are also testicles, and that boobs are also tits, and vagina is also pussy or ****. She looks at me with these puppy doll eyes that is wrought with pure confusion after about 3-4 minutes of this lesson, so I gave up, and told her "Just forget it LOL. Boobs, dicks, pussy, all you need to know. " She repeated that and I had a giggle. So she gets me back up, tells me that normally she'd give me a BBBJ but she had a pain in the throat so she wanted to play it safe. Gave me a great CBJ, dt'd me and let me control her head. A bit toothy but all good. Pulled her up, and sucked on her beautiful boobs and rubbed her kitty a bit. We then start kissing after getting some mouthwash and I lay her down on the bed. Start with a faster rhythm and she asks for me to go slower, cause I was crushing her cervix. I wasn't going that fast, but I decide to go with a slower, more fluid rhythm instead, and she starts the typical flattering. Move a bit faster every now and then and she proceeds to ask if I was going to cum every 30 seconds or so. I last long, so this was a bit annoying, but her pussy felt great. Kept going and going, and finally she starts saying she came and whatever, and she asks when I was going to cum. I tell her I wasn't even close, and she asks if we can just end it with a HJ instead. At this point, I was like, "alright, need to grab dinner and some drinks anyway. " So I laid down on the bed, she started jerking me off while I sucked on her tits and played with her ass, and finally she I reached climax. Ended up shooting all over my face and my shoulder which sucked, but she cleaned me and the room up pretty well (Sorry to you guys who got stuck in that room without a couch).

Overall, a 6/10 experience. The fucking was pretty good, her tits were great, her ass was a bit lacking like most Asian asses, her personality was fantastic, but I could've done without the undiluted alcohol on my ballsack and my shaft, the hot room, and her asking to end things in a HJ. I still hope Michelle comes back one day. Fellas, if she ever does, I think I might just pop the question and ask for her phone number. God she was fantastic. But fellas, go see Wendy. I recommend her!

[QUOTE=ZyDawg;5939692]I still hope Michelle comes back one day. Fellas, if she ever does, I think I might just pop the question and ask for her phone number. God she was fantastic. [/QUOTE]There has been lots of hotties coming through San Diego since last October. Michelle was definitely in the top 3 of my favorites from the FS AMPs scene. I love her natural beauty and for ME her service was out of this world.

I received a text from an ATF letting me know she's back at 7 Spa and has a kiss waiting for me. You all knows what happened after that! I love getting invites from the hot ladies. I know there are lots of Sophia's fans here so I won't bore you with all the details. She is sexy, has great boobs, loves to kiss, loves DATY, gives an amazing BBBJ and the sex is fantastic. She is only here until Tuesday before heading north. I will be seeing her again at least once more before she leaves, that is if all you horny guys don't take my time slot.

First off, I hope the Mod's here, don't mind with me cross posting this very valuable (the Art of Cunnilingus), info posted by DrPornDawger, in General Reports, here in the AMP thread as well. In case any of you may have missed this, here it is, and FWIW, this served me very well, just last evening.

Sometimes we hobbyists get all caught up in the hot passion of the moment & just dive right in. In lieu of the actually taking the time to practice the art of pleasuring a woman, "O"rally.

Last night I honestly think I had 1 of the best DATY experiences of my life, with 1 of my ATF's at one of the well reviewed, very popular AMP spas. I'm not claiming to be a "DATY King," like some of the other maestro's here LOL. But last night was something special, & this post below, played a big role in making this experience so incredibly memorable & hot.

After a lengthy DFK / BBBJ /69 sesh, I picked her up and laid her down on the sofa and spread her legs out wide and began (I'm guessing) about 15 minutes focusing on just her, and she responded by giving me 1 of the most intense multiple "O" DATY experiences I've ever witnessed. This cum machine freak came so many times, that we both lost count. You know when you're hitting it just right when that frozen pea sized bump on her clit suddenly pops out and gets really hard and she's withering in ecstasy. But the best part was, after I finished, she got off the sofa and stood up next to me and grabbed my hand and started giving me direction to rub her clit, very fast and very aggressively. Within about 2 minutes, she exploded with a squirting water works show with her hot juices flowing, one that I won't ever forget! I think this is what Winnie the Pooh, must of felt like when he was feasting in Honey Heaven. LOL.

Thank you, Dr. Porn Dawger! You're the Man!

[QUOTE=DrPornDawger;5862941]I'd like to share what I saw on another board.

I too see myself as DATY connoisseur and love it when I can get the women to squirt all over my face and convulse (as some of you might have had TAZ, she can do it on her on) multiple times and the bed is soaked, not with pee.

RCDK is the king of it and might chime in.

From another user K-.

Going Down? (tutorial).

I consider myself a lover of oral and like many of the posters here. Getting a great blow job is one of the best feelings in the world, so loving, so relaxing, such a nice feeling to receive such pleasure. That being said, there is nothing I like better than going down on a sexy girl.

I love love love getting girls off, and I think the fact that I have been in several LTRs has really helped me gather some pretty good tricks of the trade...[/QUOTE]

Hi guys,

I'm new to all of this and it will be my first time going to an AMP. What should I expect and how much cash should I bring?

I also went to 7 spa this last week. It was my first time and I got Wendy. She has a hot little body on her, skinny frame with nice natural big tits. I don't think they are D cups though. Most likely large C's, but her tiny body makes them look bigger. I tried to get an hour but she was the only one working so went with the half hour. It was a great BBBJ, DATY, and cfs session. She was very nice and sweet, but felt like she was acting more than anything. She has a tight and shallow kitty. I'm not big and I was bottoming out which she didn't like, so I really didn't get to go in deep like I love. Probably why I go to Lulu at you spa all the time, she will take it hard and deep.

Anyway it was worth it and I enjoyed myself, probably go back again. She was sexy for sure and that body was nice!

45 for hf amazing massage by Lily. Not quite a spinner but close. MM 36 D's, a little scaring and some tats as camo, but not a distraction. Bald kitty she loved having munched on. Nice firm nipples, CBJ, all the positions, finished between her nice tits. She's blonde Korean / Chineese and also gives most amazing head / scalp massage post-deed, I rate her 4. 25 boners out of 5. Met I think Sally on the way out, a little lighter skinned, nice body. Will repeat. GL.

Aight which one of you was the animal going straight gorillas at green massage tonight at 10? Brotha gave no fucks he put on the turbo and hit that sounding like a washing machine with a full load. And your stamina is insane you kept pace for 5 straight minutes running fitness gram pacer test in the other room. I damn near walked out cause I looked at my girl and said I can't compete with that. But once again coco who I saw at rafela before came through and we pulled it through the night.

[QUOTE=SteadyWins;5939675]My bad if my last one had some argumentative stuff, but what I wanted to get at was that, yes, text them or call. Walk ins are great but to get that next level service is to let them know ahead so they prepare for you. Sometimes mix ups happen too but rarely from my side. If it did I was fine and just either waited or took it to the next day. Or another one of the providers haha. After doing that, some places have now prioritized my request if someone asked for the same time within the same hour of text / call.

I have done some AAMPs but felt it's great for both sides to build that rapport. I think if you are a newcomer then they would check you out a bit but with everyone's previous post on Yoona / Yuna, it completely makes sense as to why she's putting off work for a bit. Can't wait though. Need to say it again, literally looks like those Korean beauties you only see in Korean dramas haha!

Cheers to all though, communication is key! Sometimes I have a translator if my words are confusing to the MMS / provider.[/QUOTE]I also did not mean to be argumentative. I am fairly new to the AMP world and just learning. I give major props to the OG members here who risk themselves for the hunt and live to tell about it.

I tried the number listed on RM but it went to voice mail. Is that MMS number? DM me if you have something different. Thanks in advance.

Judy gives great head and has a really cute and petite ass!

I walked into 108 and it was a bustling morning. Joy's assignment has ended and she is already gone. Remy, one of the two new girls, was settling in, and I met up with Molly with the desire to do follow up business with her. Remy appears to have all natural 34 D's. Monica walks in and excitedly informs me, "We have another new girl, and I know you're going to like her. " Sure enough, the new girl, Judy, walks in, wearing a tight, sexy dress, she's ready to go, and indeed, I just found her to be a stunner. Judy has a China doll face and a petite, skinny figure. Her English is not too strong, so be ready to have the translator app ready if you want to say something to her.

I was like, I have to resist the urge and stay disciplined. I want to do better with Molly this morning. However, Molly is just smiling at me, she makes the boom boom gesture to me, and says, "You try the new girl. " I tried to go forward with Molly, but she was pretty adamant, so I go into the nearby room with Judy.

Judy is great. When I'm prepped on the table, Judy sits herself to my left and gives me a very decent massage. She works on my shoulders and back. I'm feeling relaxed and good. She then sits herself between my legs and massages my buttocks and legs. She then transitions to giving me the light touch teasing massage. I can hear her taking off her clothes and I peek into the mirror and confirm, she's getting naked.

She proceeds to put my legs together and rubs her tits from my legs all the way to the top of my back. She has beautiful, all natural 32 A's. She then returns to the bottom of the table and starts crab walking, rubbing her ass from my legs all the way to the top of my back. That was definitely a first. Then she gives me a catbath, working her way down from my back to my legs. She gives particular TLC to my kneepits. Very interesting sensation. Soon after, she tells me to turn over.

It took Judy a while to find the pillow but we found it at the top of the shelf. Judy has an interesting practice of spraying her mouth with what appears to be mouthwash, I'm guessing. I also found her to be unnecessarily apologetic about wiping down and sanitizing the areas that she will be working on. I'm like, girl, do what you need to do to make sure the area is clean. She works her way from my chest down to my cock. Before proceeding to do her awesome BBBJ, she asks me, "Condom or no condom?" I request no condom. She then proceeds to wipe my member down.

Judy's BBBJ is great! Just lots of TLC. She does a gentle bob, where the focus is on tongue lashing the tip, and then she switches to a more assertive, faster bob, where she rotates her head from one angle to another. Judy alternating modes is just heaven.

She then asks me if I'm ready, to which I affirm, and she wraps that thing up. We start out in Asian CG, then move immediately to CG. Judy is too much fun. I love fondling her all natural 32 A tits, and I feel like I could climax then and there. I opt to switch positions. I motioned for her to lay down, so I can take her in Missionary, but due to the language barrier, she assumes the DG position. I find her thin and petite figure simply hot and sexy, so I was like, fuck it. So we go at it in DG. What I really appreciated about Judy's efforts here was that she was proactive in keeping her ass and pussy close to me and my cock. Judy really did an excellent job in priming my cock up with her awesome BBBJ. Consequently, I didn't last long in the DG position and climaxed there.

Judy then finishes the session with a massage of my hands and arms.

I found Judy to be simply beautiful. She has a thin, petite spinner body. Her tit rub, crab walk butt rub, and catbath routine were interesting and fun. I thought she gave absolutely excellent head with her BBBJ, and admiring her petite, sexy figure definitely got me off a lot sooner than desired, hehe. Highly recommended!

[QUOTE=CuriousJo8;5941704]Judy gives great head and has a really cute and petite ass!

I walked into 108 and it was a bustling morning. Joy's assignment has ended and she is already gone. Remy, one of the two new girls, was settling in, and I met up with Molly with the desire to do follow up business with her. Remy appears to have all natural 34 D's. Monica walks in and excitedly informs me, "We have another new girl, and I know you're going to like her. " Sure enough, the new girl, Judy, walks in, wearing a tight, sexy dress, she's ready to go, and indeed, I just found her to be a stunner. Judy has a China doll face and a petite, skinny figure. Her English is not too strong, so be ready to have the translator app ready if you want to say something to her.

I was like, I have to resist the urge and stay disciplined. I want to do better with Molly this morning. However, Molly is just smiling at me, she makes the boom boom gesture to me, and says, "You try the new girl. " I tried to go forward with Molly, but she was pretty adamant, so I go into the nearby room with Judy.

Judy is great. When I'm prepped on the table, Judy sits herself to my left and gives me a very decent massage. She works on my shoulders and back. I'm feeling relaxed and good. She then sits herself between my legs and massages my buttocks and legs. She then transitions to giving me the light touch teasing massage. I can hear her taking off her clothes and I peek into the mirror and confirm, she's getting naked.

She proceeds to put my legs together and rubs her tits from my legs all the way to the top of my back. She has beautiful, all natural 32 A's. She then returns to the bottom of the table and starts crab walking, rubbing her ass from my legs all the way to the top of my back. That was definitely a first. Then she gives me a catbath, working her way down from my back to my legs. She gives particular TLC to my kneepits. Very interesting sensation. Soon after, she tells me to turn over.

It took Judy a while to find the pillow but we found it at the top of the shelf. Judy has an interesting practice of spraying her mouth with what appears to be mouthwash, I'm guessing. I also found her to be unnecessarily apologetic about wiping down and sanitizing the areas that she will be working on. I'm like, girl, do what you need to do to make sure the area is clean. She works her way from my chest down to my cock. Before proceeding to do her awesome BBBJ, she asks me, "Condom or no condom?" I request no condom. She then proceeds to wipe my member down.

Judy's BBBJ is great! Just lots of TLC. She does a gentle bob, where the focus is on tongue lashing the tip, and then she switches to a more assertive, faster bob, where she rotates her head from one angle to another. Judy alternating modes is just heaven.

She then asks me if I'm ready, to which I affirm, and she wraps that thing up. We start out in Asian CG, then move immediately to CG. Judy is too much fun. I love fondling her all natural 32 A tits, and I feel like I could climax then and there. I opt to switch positions. I motioned for her to lay down, so I can take her in Missionary, but due to the language barrier, she assumes the DG position. I find her thin and petite figure simply hot and sexy, so I was like, fuck it. So we go at it in DG. What I really appreciated about Judy's efforts here was that she was proactive in keeping her ass and pussy close to me and my cock. Judy really did an excellent job in priming my cock up with her awesome BBBJ. Consequently, I didn't last long in the DG position and climaxed there.

Judy then finishes the session with a massage of my hands and arms.

I found Judy to be simply beautiful. She has a thin, petite spinner body. Her tit rub, crab walk butt rub, and catbath routine were interesting and fun. I thought she gave absolutely excellent head with her BBBJ, and admiring her petite, sexy figure definitely got me off a lot sooner than desired, hehe. Highly recommended![/QUOTE]Hey CJ- Awesome report! Judy sounds totally like she's my type! I have to be honest, that as I was scrolling down reading, I was feeling some trepidation, hoping that I wouldn't be reading you having any performance issues. I'm thinking that it was probably a GOOD thing, that Molly, pushed you towards Judy this morning. Nice to see you find your groove again, Brother!

[QUOTE=B0N3R;5941346]I tried the number listed on RM but it went to voice mail. Is that MMS number? DM me if you have something different. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]PM sent with the golden number. Have FUN Brother! And FWIW- I see you've been around for quite awhile. I too spent some time down in the Gulf Coast of Mississippi during my services years when I wasn't on deployment. SEABEES CAN DO!

[QUOTE=Tsurm;5941061]Aight which one of you was the animal going straight gorillas at green massage tonight at 10? Brotha gave no fucks he put on the turbo and hit that sounding like a washing machine with a full load. And your stamina is insane you kept pace for 5 straight minutes running fitness gram pacer test in the other room. I damn near walked out cause I looked at my girl and said I can't compete with that. But once again coco who I saw at rafela before came through and we pulled it through the night.[/QUOTE]OMG! Who was the Provider?

MMN (Tina) had texted me a pic of the new girl Yoyo, 100 Lbs, very young, long pale-pewter colored hair, A-Cup, -was it her?

I remember all the LBFM's from my SE Asia days, they could really take a pounding and loved it.

[QUOTE=PoonTangJohnny;5940337]...Last night I honestly think I had 1 of the best DATY experiences of my life, with 1 of my ATF's at one of the well reviewed, very popular AMP spas. I'm not claiming to be a "DATY King," like some of the other maestro's here LOL. But last night was something special, & this post below, played a big role in making this experience so incredibly memorable & hot.
After a lengthy DFK / BBBJ /69 sesh, I picked her up and laid her down on the sofa and spread her legs out wide and began (I'm guessing) about 15 minutes focusing on just her, and she responded by giving me 1 of the most intense multiple "O" DATY experiences I've ever witnessed. This cum machine freak came so many times, that we both lost count. You know when you're hitting it just right when that frozen pea sized bump on her clit suddenly pops out and gets really hard and she's withering in ecstasy. But the best part was, after I finished, she got off the sofa and stood up next to me and grabbed my hand and started giving me direction to rub her clit, very fast and very aggressively. Within about 2 minutes, she exploded with a squirting water works show with her hot juices flowing, one that I won't ever forget![/QUOTE]Your Post would be infinately more valuable to the community if you included the following;

1.) Name of the AMP.
2.) Name of the Provider.
3.) House Fee (HF) and Extra Tip costs.

Otherwise, you'll be percieved as less than credible.