Massage Parlor Reports

Long time lurker first time poster.

This past week I had the great opportunity to pay a visit to "Ihop"; I say by accident because I had no clue this was the nickname for this place until I tried finding reviews on the fabulous Lynette which happened to be my therapist that day, after reading the forum I was like "holy smokes, I walked into Ihop and didn't have a clue".

Anyhow, back to what you guys really want to read. If you are looking for fake doll-looking like girls who have no idea what they are doing and just flip you over asap to get your money and chew you out of their venue, this is NOT your place to be at.

I called and made an appointment, had to delay because of crazy work schedule. While this might be frown upon, please understand that these therapist have a real job and time is money for them. I was blessed to be delayed only by a few minutes and this didn't affect much the time of the massage.

Upon arrival, the place is very cozy and well kept. I was greeted by a gorgeous looking lady who after taking the payment 65 walked me to the room and gave me guidance on where things were and were to lay, where to hang clothes etc etc.

The room was very well equipped with a nice, clean and sanitized bathroom and shower. My only complaint is that there was a fan next to the table and that made the massage session a bit cold for my taste, but I'm sure if you ask nicely they will turn the fan off or move it on a different location.

After a few minutes, I was greeted in the room by who later identified herself as Lynette. Mind you, at this point I'm laying face down and the room was dark enough that I couldn't make up her face, body shape etc. At some point I caught a glimpse of her wonderful looking body but decided that I wanted to enjoy the massage and worry about looks later.

Lynette asked me very politely how much pressure I wanted (light, medium or deep) she warned me about the deep pressure, and she was right. My buttocks are still sore! In a good way, but she does really have strong hands, so keep that in mind.

Some of the reviews are somewhat accurate, she likes to talk, which is a good thing for me because 1. She has a wonderful southern accent, and 2. I like to listen. If you are looking for a super quiet massage, she might not be the one for you.

The massage was extremely amazing, again, I was looking for a massage, if any extras happened after that cool if not, I was still happy with the massage that she delivered because it truly was the best I've gotten. Specially after going to some of the AMP where some of the girls just go all wind-up monkey on you and only slap your back for a few minutes and that's it.

She also included in the massage a reflexology massage (foot massage but better) which was also amazing and very relaxing, according to her this is a new skill that she has been learning about and needs to practice more, in my opinion she did a great job.

Ok, this section is for those of you who don't care about the massage and want to know if she "delivers". My answer is YMMV or No, this was a legit massage for me. While I was not covered at any point during the massage and she minimally brushed her fingers or forearm accidentally against my intimate parts, we both kept it strictly legit. There was no hint of anything at any point, and also there is a big sign on the front desk that clarifies that this is a legitimate place and asking for "extras" is not cool.

As I was leaving, must have been a bit of a down time at the place because all 4 ladies who work there were sitting on the front desk taking a break, I don't know their names, but I'll try my best to describe them so you might be able to make up the names. Thin beautiful looking lady, maybe in her late 40's improved chest, she almost looked like a porcelain doll. Also a shoulder hair blonde looking lady, she had a smile that would just make your day, the receptionist, also curvy cute lady in her 40's and then Lynette which to my surprise was just mesmerizing.

Guys, again, this is a nice legit place, you can make a massage as sensual as you want in your mind, just please treat these amazing ladies with respect and care and they will make sure that you have a good relaxing massage. I agree with several reviews, do not go and mess this place up showing up there asking for crap that will just make the therapist uncomfortable.

Tl; dr Lynette in WPMS is just amazing.

Thanks for reading.

[QUOTE=Jekill73;3006912]Good morning guys. Anyone has any info on this provider? [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/special-30min100flat-ratemake-your-relaxation-dreams-come-true-meet-cherry-321-557-3454/14591227[/URL].[/QUOTE]Agree with other reviewers, she was first at Essense with Tatiana and then moved to Lucxsa. She works mostly at hotels on the UCF area or I-drive, wherever business is good that weekend. Getting a hold of her might be tricky sometimes but is worth the way.

She is very curvy, lots of tattoos in her back, butt and arms, and piercings, broken English, no massage here, this is just a light body rub with whatever extra you negotiate.

No upselling or games, the only annoying part is that her phone rings a lot during the session and that can be distracting.

Play safe.

Visited CB this last weekend and came across China chick for massage. Actually I went to BB first but most of the chicks were busy. Asked mamasam for China and she said that she is at CB. Thanks but no thanks and came to CB. I have visited CB in the past and was anxious whether China will be free or not. Mamasam took me to a dark room after paying the housefee. Told only want China and if not free I can come back. Said China is with other customer and needs 20 min more. Said np, waited 10 min, China comes in and says I can continue with the massage with other chick and she will continue after. Hesitated for a while as I wasn't sure that I will get what I asked for. Good thing is, I saw China in the hall way before so Was sure that I won't end up with some one else. What to write, this place has some hot chicks available at any time. Massage was mediocre, but the fun game started when China entered the room. Not going to write as what happened, but fellas PM me and can give you the details. She knows how to treat us. Damage was house fee plus $. 60. I was relaxed and lost all my energy.

Will keep visiting this place for a full hour of fun loaded.

NB1.

What was the damage and how the Asian looks.

NB1.

[QUOTE=Lpmrhahn;3034295]Stopped by themassage place on OBT next to Ace, I can't remember the name of it. Walked in and was greeted by a cute asian woman in heels, tank, and short skirt. The place was laid out very well, good decor, and they had it set to a good temperature. Asked for half an hour and she led me back. Told her I wanted a hard massage and she actually delivered, it was a very good massage, I was impressed. Even if no extras were to be had I was happy! Then after the hot towels she started the light touching and I knew it was about to get more fun. Eventually turned over and she asked what I wanted, told her I wanted her pussy and she said obliged. Other than complaining about my "horse dick" and accidentally hurting her a few times (she was really small and I wanted to bottom out but couldn't) it was one of the better experiences I've had. 10/10 would repeat.[/QUOTE]

[BLUE]Four of you guys had to quote the WHOLE post just to say it was bullshit. If it is and you saw it so did everybody else.

Take shit like that to the fight thread.

A2[/BLUE]

This is the place between Ronald Reagan and 17-92 on the North side of 436.

It's a clean place. I have been there before.

Drew a mid 30's petite and attractive Asian named (Spawn-e), this is the phonetic spelling.

Great walk on back massage for those that like deep pressure.

Semi topless HE and this girl has average tatas but great nips if you are in to that.

Felt generous and left. 7 because it was a good massage and the back walking really gives great pressure.

You may have to mention back walking if you want it.

[QUOTE=LawDog17;3034226]My thoughts are the pics are way to good to be true, I didn't tineye them but pretty sure that's not your girl. But she may be pretty, ask her to send you today photo. Ask her for reviews. Finally, if girl has incall at hotel, get there 30 minutes early and just drive into parking lot and wait. Look around, if a sting aimed at Johns is going down, there will be undercovers, transport vehicles, or other ops nearby, usually backside of hotel or at nearby business. Most sting ops don't last more than one day (remember government spending and overtime rules etc) so if you cancel and reset for next day or later you are usually good. As always YMMV. Also run the number, google searches of phone number usually show where its registered, sometimes you can get provider info and can weave that into your conversation. Hey I was thinking of changing cell providers, who are you with -- often LEO stings have no idea who their provider is for their cell phones or what number they called you from because LEO can clone any number it wants.) Always trust your gut but don't be so afraid that you can't enjoy it. -- Dog.[/QUOTE]Super great advice Lawdog you should be nominated for something!

[QUOTE=Admin2;3035021][BLUE]Four of you guys had to quote the WHOLE post just to say it was bullshit. If it is and you saw it so did everybody else.

Take shit like that to the fight thread.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]You delete our posts and keep the BS post! That makes absolutely no sense!

We may need a seasoned player to walk in and validate this. First post and claims all 4 at Ihop were attractive. ? I hope that is the case. Anyone else?

[QUOTE=Pajarillo;3034387]Long time lurker first time poster.

This past week I had the great opportunity to pay a visit to "Ihop"; I say by accident because I had no clue this was the nickname for this place until I tried finding reviews on the fabulous Lynette which happened to be my therapist that day, after reading the forum I was like "holy smokes, I walked into Ihop and didn't have a clue".

Anyhow, back to what you guys really want to read. If you are looking for fake doll-looking like girls who have no idea what they are doing and just flip you over asap to get your money and chew you out of their venue, this is NOT your place to be at.

I called and made an appointment, had to delay because of crazy work schedule. While this might be frown upon, please understand that these therapist have a real job and time is money for them. I was blessed to be delayed only by a few minutes and this didn't affect much the time of the massage.

Upon arrival, the place is very cozy and well kept. I was greeted by a gorgeous looking lady who after taking the payment 65 walked me to the room and gave me guidance on where things were and were to lay, where to hang clothes etc etc.

The room was very well equipped with a nice, clean and sanitized bathroom and shower. My only complaint is that there was a fan next to the table and that made the massage session a bit cold for my taste, but I'm sure if you ask nicely they will turn the fan off or move it on a different location.

After a few minutes, I was greeted in the room by who later identified herself as Lynette. Mind you, at this point I'm laying face down and the room was dark enough that I couldn't make up her face, body shape etc. At some point I caught a glimpse of her wonderful looking body but decided that I wanted to enjoy the massage and worry about looks later.

Lynette asked me very politely how much pressure I wanted (light, medium or deep) she warned me about the deep pressure, and she was right. My buttocks are still sore! In a good way, but she does really have strong hands, so keep that in mind.

Some of the reviews are somewhat accurate, she likes to talk, which is a good thing for me because 1. She has a wonderful southern accent, and 2. I like to listen. If you are looking for a super quiet massage, she might not be the one for you.

The massage was extremely amazing, again, I was looking for a massage, if any extras happened after that cool if not, I was still happy with the massage that she delivered because it truly was the best I've gotten. Specially after going to some of the AMP where some of the girls just go all wind-up monkey on you and only slap your back for a few minutes and that's it.

She also included in the massage a reflexology massage (foot massage but better) which was also amazing and very relaxing, according to her this is a new skill that she has been learning about and needs to practice more, in my opinion she did a great job.

Ok, this section is for those of you who don't care about the massage and want to know if she "delivers". My answer is YMMV or No, this was a legit massage for me. While I was not covered at any point during the massage and she minimally brushed her fingers or forearm accidentally against my intimate parts, we both kept it strictly legit. There was no hint of anything at any point, and also there is a big sign on the front desk that clarifies that this is a legitimate place and asking for "extras" is not cool.

As I was leaving, must have been a bit of a down time at the place because all 4 ladies who work there were sitting on the front desk taking a break, I don't know their names, but I'll try my best to describe them so you might be able to make up the names. Thin beautiful looking lady, maybe in her late 40's improved chest, she almost looked like a porcelain doll. Also a shoulder hair blonde looking lady, she had a smile that would just make your day, the receptionist, also curvy cute lady in her 40's and then Lynette which to my surprise was just mesmerizing.

Guys, again, this is a nice legit place, you can make a massage as sensual as you want in your mind, just please treat these amazing ladies with respect and care and they will make sure that you have a good relaxing massage. I agree with several reviews, do not go and mess this place up showing up there asking for crap that will just make the therapist uncomfortable.

Tl; dr Lynette in WPMS is just amazing.

Thanks for reading.[/QUOTE]

Found out last week that Harmony in Altamonte is now called My Dream Spa. I ran across it on a Groupon. Price was $55. Use cosde FRIENDS20 and get another 20% off, so a $44 massage. I searched the # and Harmony popped up. So what the hell. Purchased and took a chance. This was my first time there and it was very nice (not sure if it has been remodeled or it has always been this nice. Table shower was a fantastic scrubb (no play) Massage was textbook therapist (no play again. Damn). So great massage for $44 but no hint of extras. Would repeat for a good massage. Better that Massage Envy but a handshake would have been great. Maybe YMMV. Therapist said her name was Amy? She was the only one there.

[QUOTE=Lpmrhahn;3034295]Stopped by the massage place on OBT next to Ace, I can't remember the name of it. Walked in and was greeted by a cute asian woman in heels, tank, and short skirt. The place was laid out very well, good decor, and they had it set to a good temperature. Asked for half an hour and she led me back. Told her I wanted a hard massage and she actually delivered, it was a very good massage, I was impressed. Even if no extras were to be had I was happy! Then after the hot towels she started the light touching and I knew it was about to get more fun. Eventually turned over and she asked what I wanted, told her I wanted her pussy and she said obliged. Other than complaining about my "horse dick" and accidentally hurting her a few times (she was really small and I wanted to bottom out but couldn't) it was one of the better experiences I've had. 10/10 would repeat.[/QUOTE]I've only heard of a few places offering FS in Orlando and none of the reviews for this place mention it even on this thread. I'd need to know how much this will set me back so I can check it out myself. I feel like I got overcharged at CB but that's a post for another time.

[QUOTE=WalSTreet;3035639]We may need a seasoned player to walk in and validate this. First post and claims all 4 at Ihop were attractive. ? I hope that is the case. Anyone else?[/QUOTE]Been there many times, and written many reviews. Maybe they're trying to go legit now, but that review was a poor attempt at conveying the message. Papi either doesn't exist or is affiliated with WPMS. Or he's blind.

Recently had a dream about Kim, who practices her body rub trade on the east side of town in a clean office. She is one of the more attractive providers I have dreamed about. With an ass to be taken seriously and cute, natural perky tits, all that was lacking was real massage skills, but dreams aren't perfect. Kim is also probably one of the more intelligent body rub gals you'll meet. If you don't mind some tats you'll probably want to dream about her too. The dream ended with a nice happy finish and warm towels. Damage is as stated in the ad. The butt pic in the ad could easily be hers, but not the others.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-kim-incall-4072163880-flatrate/15098527[/URL]

I know I'm going to get flamed for this, but I don't have to time to RTFF. I'm staying in Daytona and would like a massage. All signs point to driving over to Orlando instead of getting a massage in Daytona. Can someone recommend a place? Please PM.

Not big on the new fence at Cb. Can't see how many cars are in the lot without driving all the way up. Took the chance and, of course, lot was packed. Went to leave but got waived in and fell for it, against my better judgement. I've had some long wait times in the past. This time I was taken into the small CC room up front and left for a good 15 minutes. Half way through the wait, the chick who waived me in actually stepped in to use the CC machine and sat right on my lap. Got a handful of titties in exchange and a bit of a lap grind. No problem. Apparently The gals were in a playful mood. Doors opened and closed while I sat and finally got dragged in. Drew a bit of an older gal in Chi Chi but she wasn't rough on the eyes. Asked what I wanted, which I fucking hate. Honestly, I prefer to decide as I go. Sometimes a handshake is all I need if she knows what's up, other times I get a deeper craving in the moment. Always feels like a money grab to decide up front but I know that's MO here. I was a bit irritated by the wait so I just handed her 1. 5 with a smile and said whatever that gets me. That was including house fee. She gave a quick pouty face and did the mouth gesture. Alright, fine. When she returned, light massage, nothing fancy then a quick flip on my call. Wanted to get down to business. Was 100% sure I was getting a BBBJ until she finished up and I saw her remove the cover. But only bc I was really looking. Best damn magic trick I've ever seen. Got a nice head massage after my other head massage and felt great. Then right at the end, before I get up, she leans in like she might try for round two and fucking blows a fat mouth fart on my stomach. Must've been obvious I needed to lighten up a bit. Laughed my ass off while I got my shit together and hit her with one back on the way out. Stupid shit but now I kinda want to go back and see her again. It's the little things. How the fuck do they sneak that coat on anyway?