Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Stopit22;5364960]Technique Looks personally Extras notes.

Vita 7 8 10 Yes Tall and talkative very cool girl.

Linda 8 7 9 no super pale and friendly (I like pale).

Natalie 8 5 7 Possible very basic with good skills.

Jenny 6 6 7 no very basic.

Sasha 7 7 7 not sure sexy look to her and very pleasing experience.

Nicole 7 9 7 no super hot.

This place is strictly HE and you'll be hard pressed to get anything else but anything is possible.[/QUOTE]This is great stuff! Thanks. I saw Linda not too long ago, and she was nice, But she kept her panties on. Is that par for this place? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Samizza;5365203]Hi Friends,

I went to a spa deep into Mclean (somewhere around Chain Bridge) and the spa was really nice. The provider was Tina with huge natural tits and her English was impeccable. The issue is, I think I pulled it on my phone at runtime and forgot where I went It was a nice small plaza in a parking lot and I entered from the side of the building and went to the second floor. There might have been an IT or something company in front of the stairs and the door was on the right. Sorry it might sound stupid but I would like to go there again.[/QUOTE]Hopefully this doesn't come out as offensive. Dude did you had a dream so good that you lost track of the location?

[QUOTE=JamesBlond007;5365343]I'll RTFF to see if this has been answered, but are there any AMP's that employ white chicks? (I guess they wouldn't be "Asian" if they did) Or best off to go the indy / escort route?[/QUOTE]Nah there used to be some old independent provider like Ann or Annie in Annandale, but that is about is as far as I know. Even for indy, there isn't many white chicks providing FBMS.

[QUOTE=Samizza;5365203]Hi Friends,

I went to a spa deep into Mclean (somewhere around Chain Bridge) and the spa was really nice. The provider was Tina with huge natural tits and her English was impeccable. The issue is, I think I pulled it on my phone at runtime and forgot where I went It was a nice small plaza in a parking lot and I entered from the side of the building and went to the second floor. There might have been an IT or something company in front of the stairs and the door was on the right. Sorry it might sound stupid but I would like to go there again.[/QUOTE]Other than "Chain Bridge" and "Tina," it sounds like Mclean Cream. It's not terribly close to Chain Bridge, and there's never been a Tina there that I've seen. But it's the only place in McLean that's on the 2nd floor other than the old iheart massage, but I'm sure that's not it. Anyone else with an idea?

[QUOTE=JamesBlond007;5365343]I'll RTFF to see if this has been answered, but are there any AMP's that employ white chicks? (I guess they wouldn't be "Asian" if they did) Or best off to go the indy / escort route?[/QUOTE]If you want a hair cut and HE you can check out Demi cuts who is an independent who works out in Chantilly. She advertises on rub ratings frequently. There's not a market here for white chicks who work in massage parlors, excluding the ones working in legit places that won't offer extras. YMMV with Demi.

If you're okay with older Russian ladies there's a couple of places in DC and MD that employs them.

Here in VA the orient have us by the balls, pun intended. For someone with yellow fever like myself, this is heaven. And every time I lie to myself and tell myself to try something different I'm often disappointed when I compare the experience to my AMP counter part.

Anecdote: I travelled to Florida a couple weeks ago and find a MP run by white chicks since I heard talk of BBBJs being offered. To my surprise when I entered I was met with an ugly looking broad whose skin was irradiated by the sun to the point where she looked like someone set fire to the leather seats of a 70's sedan. She had fake tits with silicon that was more interested in traversing an escape room than stationed to her chest and she sounded like she should have given up smoking 20 years and 4000 packs ago. The moment her tongue hit my dick it shrivelled into my nut sack like a turtle retreating into its shell. I couldn't get it up and I vowed never to stray from my Asian angels again.

White chicks expire after age 30, and you'll often only fine the young ones at expensive independents or on seeking as sugar babies.

I can't say I'd ever had a bad experience with the purple lunatic until yesterday. I stopped by to see her since she was available with short notice. This is my 5th time seeing her, so I know what's in store. The massage is pretty average, but she did crack my back, so that's was a bonus. A little teasing after about 15 minutes of massage. Then the flip. She gave me a bbj for a little bit, and applied the hat. I laid her on the table and started fucking her. After about 10 minutes of this she asked my I take so long. I wasn't sure. The passed 4 times she took the condom off and fucked me raw. I asked, but she said she's never ever done that for any customer. That was confusing, but ok fine. She starts blowing me again. I suggested maybe we fuck one more time and she blew up. She claimed that she never fucks. I told her I meant we could use the condom again. She got furious. I told her to lick my balls and give me a HJ. Finished up and she started complaining that she can't be my girlfriend. She can only see me sometimes, but she's too busy to be my girlfriend. Kind of like she has multiple personalities. Then she became very friendly and nice. It was a puzzling experience. I think that'll be the last time. I also did take note of a slightly pungent odor from her pussy. I think that's the last time for me.

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[QUOTE=JohnnySalami;5366504]I can't say I'd ever had a bad experience with the purple lunatic until yesterday. I stopped by to see her since she was available with short notice. This is my 5th time seeing her, so I know what's in store. The massage is pretty average, but she did crack my back, so that's was a bonus. A little teasing after about 15 minutes of massage. Then the flip. She gave me a bbj for a little bit, and applied the hat. I laid her on the table and started fucking her. After about 10 minutes of this she asked my I take so long. I wasn't sure. The passed 4 times she took the condom off and fucked me raw. I asked, but she said she's never ever done that for any customer. That was confusing, but ok fine. She starts blowing me again. I suggested maybe we fuck one more time and she blew up. She claimed that she never fucks. I told her I meant we could use the condom again. She got furious. I told her to lick my balls and give me a HJ. Finished up and she started complaining that she can't be my girlfriend. She can only see me sometimes, but she's too busy to be my girlfriend. Kind of like she has multiple personalities. Then she became very friendly and nice. It was a puzzling experience. I think that'll be the last time. I also did take note of a slightly pungent odor from her pussy. I think that's the last time for me.[/QUOTE]I was thinking of trying her but I'm not a fan of pungent odors. Thanks.

[QUOTE=JamesBlond007;5365343]I'll RTFF to see if this has been answered, but are there any AMP's that employ white chicks? (I guess they wouldn't be "Asian" if they did) Or best off to go the indy / escort route?[/QUOTE]You can try the Private Viewing places like Eden Models or Secret Temptations.

[QUOTE=Jonesy72;5366297]Other than "Chain Bridge" and "Tina," it sounds like Mclean Cream. It's not terribly close to Chain Bridge, and there's never been a Tina there that I've seen. But it's the only place in McLean that's on the 2nd floor other than the old iheart massage, but I'm sure that's not it. Anyone else with an idea?[/QUOTE]McLean Cream / Blue Ocean is off of Old Dominion. The only other place that I know in McLean that could fit a 2nd floor, would be Mila Spa?

[QUOTE=JohnnySalami;5366504]I can't say I'd ever had a bad experience with the purple lunatic until yesterday. I stopped by to see her since she was available with short notice. This is my 5th time seeing her, so I know what's in store. The massage is pretty average, but she did crack my back, so that's was a bonus. A little teasing after about 15 minutes of massage. Then the flip. She gave me a bbj for a little bit, and applied the hat. I laid her on the table and started fucking her. After about 10 minutes of this she asked my I take so long. I wasn't sure. The passed 4 times she took the condom off and fucked me raw. I asked, but she said she's never ever done that for any customer. That was confusing, but ok fine. She starts blowing me again. I suggested maybe we fuck one more time and she blew up. She claimed that she never fucks. I told her I meant we could use the condom again. She got furious. I told her to lick my balls and give me a HJ. Finished up and she started complaining that she can't be my girlfriend. She can only see me sometimes, but she's too busy to be my girlfriend. Kind of like she has multiple personalities. Then she became very friendly and nice. It was a puzzling experience. I think that'll be the last time. I also did take note of a slightly pungent odor from her pussy. I think that's the last time for me.[/QUOTE]Someone whose getting their holes stuffed in 30 minute increments from dusk till dawn, day in and day out, isn't going to be sane of mind to begin with. Baby Hua works alone and thus she doesn't have anyone to ease the burden of traffic. So it's always going to be a mediocre experience. You're bold to BBFS as well, her pussy is unsurprisingly pungent and her breath always smells of penis. She doesn't change the sheets so every time you're there for a massage you're basting in a mix of sweat sperm and sputum.

It's a lesson we all learn the hard way. But after a few sessions I too wisened up and realized there's better gals out there. It's no real loss for her tho, there will always be another monger.

Ha ha ha, it was blue ocean. I just had an itch.

[QUOTE=SuzhiLang;5365884]Hopefully this doesn't come out as offensive. Dude did you had a dream so good that you lost track of the location?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SuzhiLang;5365888]Nah there used to be some old independent provider like Ann or Annie in Annandale, but that is about is as far as I know. Even for indy, there isn't many white chicks providing FBMS.[/QUOTE]Did you mean Ashley? She used to work in Annandale. She's in the MILF range and had mixed reviews. However, I haven't seen her advertise in a long time and am not sure of her present status.

There's Demi Diamonds, who advertises on Eros. I saw her years ago when she was known as Juicy Jenna. The session was OK but the menu, at least on a first visit, was limited. She was in the MILF age range when I saw her so she's likely in the GILF range by now. Her incall location is in Springfield according to her ad.

[URL]https://massage.eros.com/washington_dc/files/769943.htm?cat=5469[/URL]

If you don't mind driving into Montgomery County, there's an older Ukrainian named Luba who now advertises as Marianna and works in the Wheaton area. Her menu is limited and she's a lot older than the advertised 38. There's plenty of information about her in the Montgomery County MP forum.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/1431780[/URL]

Has anyone seen her? She is in Alexandria on Duke St. She has an ad on Ladys. One and as an escort.

[QUOTE=JayCramer80;5366526]I was thinking of trying her but I'm not a fan of pungent odors. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Apparently, she also lives there, a place without a shower, so she's been taking French baths.