Massage Parlor Reports

So you go into massage parlors, lay down and then once the masseuse lays hands on you you immediately ask for, well, whatever it is beyond "soft touch" that you are seeking. And if she doesn't go along with it you demand a refund and leave. And if the establishment refuse to pay you back, your next negotiation tactic is to threaten to call the cops on them.



[QUOTE=Garthie1;5361383]Yikes. Lackluster massage for 30 minutes? THose places are there for one thing only- and it's not a massage. Just get to the point and save everyone the time.

I'd let her 'soft touch' me for about 10 seconds and then start the negotiations. If it's not the right price, ask for the refund and bail. The owner doesn't want any trouble and if they give you shit, you can call their bluff with the police option.

Helps to speak Korean and once in Tampa I had to haggle with the AMP to get a refund, but they relented. The only time I've EVER had ANY issues was at a white chick massage in Charlotte. Only after threatening to call the police and then talking on the phone (to my friend and not the police) did they relent and give me my money back.

Just my two cents, but we all know what to expect from these places.[/QUOTE]

Two reports for you guys, both in McLean / TC: B&M Therapy and Blue Ocean.

B&M Therapy.

Great hard massage with HE / roaming. MMSN started taking me back to room but definitely did not want her. She did get someone else and she was much better. Was a month ago so don't remember her name. Late 40's. I was frisky in the TS room and she allowed. Even asked if I wanted to finish there. I declined since felt like much better would be available later. Massage was awesome! Lot of walking on legs and back. No teasing on front since hard massage. Lights dimmed and she asked to flip. Shirt came off but kept bra and skirt on. She was on the table over me in seductive way but only for a short time. Once I got hard, got off table for HE while I played with her lovelies. No mention of tip so did house. 8 and tip. 6. Will repeat since they are open late and I am near there a lot.

Blue Ocean.

Saw some discussion recently so wanted to go there today. Mimi greats me in the lobby. Asked about other options but was just her. More on this at the end. Probably would have chose her anyway. Mimi is a mid-30's spinner, masked so not sure about face. Had a somewhat tight T-shirt on and cute shorts low enough to hide the Cheeks, but high enough to show off those legs. Tried to feel her a $$ in the TS but she swatted my hand away. Was curious what this meant until TS proved to be teaser for later. Massage was medium to hard and lot of focus on back and legs. She is good at it. Before the flip, lights dimmed more and she has a soft tease technique. Then the flip. Shorts and shirt still on but roaming allowed. Nice tight a $$ and squeezable man made Cs I feel under the shirt. I had to see them. She refused but I said I would take care of her and shirt came off. They were awesome. Asked her to get on top and she did, but facing away from me while she gave HE as I felt her jugs. Nice conversation afterwards and she asked if I was a "bottoms" guy. Was confused then she said I have to meet her friend. Mimi introduced me to Bella. Like someone else posted, Bella has some really big jugs. Cute young face. Curvy ass, but not the kind I like. Mimi has spinner cute ass so will want to see it again. Damage was acceptable: . 8 for HR of good massage and since didn't negotiate tip, left. 8 tip by choice. Will leave more next time if more mutual touch. She did mention more sessions means "we know each other better". Might repeat since it was a very clean and upscale without the price.

Have fun out there!

[QUOTE=NyHornet;5357166]Hey PA, remember the sassy Mamasan Angie from Kim's? She was a hoot! Gave me a pair of socks for Christmas one year, probably about 2007-08 timeframe.[/QUOTE](regret late reply).

Yes -- I do remember Angie (and she was a lot of fun in the massage rooms the few times she gave me a session). I think over three Christmas years I got sox one year, a small collapsible umbrella another, and a sweater-vest the last. Other MMS / AMP have also made it a practice to gift customers during the holidays. And that is one of the reasons, I close my reports with.

Always be nice to the ladies!

PA.

[QUOTE=MikaPeltinin;5361602]PM details but you can use your imagination. I am pretty vanilla and have simple needs.[/QUOTE]Inbox full.

'visited concept for the first time over the weekend and met joy. I'd say she's mid-late 40's with a flat ass, skinny legs, very soft skin, and a pair of b-cups with hershey kiss-looking nipples. And now that I say it like that, this describes just about every other k-gal I've ever met at an AMP. I asked for the full hr but she requested hhr session, stating she was tired. I couldn't tell if she was sincere about that or just lazy but I did get the full hhr and she never complained. She offered a standard nova and pulled down the top and allowed roaming all over. . 6 + . 6. I must say the nova was really skillful and quite enjoyable.

Greetings, my NoVA brethren! This is my first experience post on this forum. Took Saturday as a mental health day and traveled upstate to see "Godzilla vs Kong" and "Mortal Kombat". Prior to my excellent choice in films, stopped in Manassas at the suggestion of some other mongers about Oriental Massage and Coco. Asked for the back room and sat in the chair after stripping down. She directed me to lay down on the bed, but no other fuss. Started out with simple pressing, but once the oil came out was when her skills shined. I had knots in my left shoulder blade, neck, and arms (that I wasn't even aware of!) that she worked out. All the while, she's checking in on pressure consistency. She's okay with simply leg rubbing at this point. At the flip time, there was no soft touch or teasing prior. Being said, fun times were had next. She legit started massaging my chest as I'm rubbing her body, lifting her shirt, and undoing her bra. Then she comes around to the side to start on "Rex" (old nickname). I start to undo her shorts, but then drops both bottoms to her knees (average Bush) and folds bra up. I ask her for a BBBJ, but she covers up enough to get a hat, to which after placement, I switch to sitting as Coco is crouching givong a CBJ. With lots of eye contact. Probably could have DATYed, maybe even FSed, but combination of full & deep head plus that eye contact. Blew in the bag in her mouth. Towel wipe down after and then dressed.

Mind you and this is important: NO talk or negotiating of tip took place. AT ALL. She didn't press about it upon exiting. *I* had to ask to give a tip. Went. 6 for an hour and gave a bill as bonus because of the good work, great attitude, lack of haggling, and the extras. Coco was all smiles at the amount and gave a genuine hug at the end.

[QUOTE=FourNick8;5356662]Stopped by the Oriental Massage in Manassas after reading the JakeGalo review in search of the elusive BBW Jenny (this AMP was previously called Best Oriental based off an old RubMap review).

Walked in as I never call ahead and was greeted by an old plump mamasan that I don't really care for. I ask about Jenny and she says went back to NY. I ask about Lily and she says is on a NY rotation but we have a new girl Coco. I'm thinking Coco this can't be when out walks a girl I haven't seen before; 30 and a bit house wifey in a minidress with no makeup. She is cute without being mousy, slim and about 5'4".

Its a deal and we walk to the back room arm in arm. As soon as the door closed it hugs and LFK even before she asks me how long. I normally for 30 min with new talent but I had already nibbled her lower lip so I gladly forked over. 6 for a full hour. She leaves the room with the house fee and I strip down (as always here) and sit naked in a towel covered chair. She returns and when she sees me asks if I want to play first or massage first. I say play and ask her to get naked which she does without question.

Her body is near perfect except for a Large scar on her belly from baby damage. Up top she has B's with long soft pencil erasers that are light pink. Those nips looked really fragile but as soon as she stripped she straddles my legs and shoved one into my mouth. After a few minutes of breast play she kneels in front of me and starts with a BBBJ. No real technique here. It kinda reminded of my first one in high school- but she stuck with it for about 10 min and made eye contact the entire time. Her actions are far from PSE, but she kept saying thing a homely girlfriend would say like "I love you". I had to stop her before I blew in her so I stood her up and leaned her back on the massage table for a little DITY. I believe I can tell when they are faking it but she was not; after 5 min she was drenched as was my face and the sheets.

She insisted on a hat so on went the cover and I only did standing mish. It was tight and she was great but there was no suggestion of any other positions. It's not like GPS hurry up starfish, but more like dutyiful Asian wife who lays there for her man. After the main event we just lay on the massage table together for pillow talk. I was rubbing the sweat from her back and ass so I know she was really getting into the sex we just had. She tells she is Chinese, has a 3 yo baby, and lives in Virginia. Not a NY transplant, all in perfect English. She then tells me her x husband never went down on her and she really enjoyed what I had done. I took that as an invitation for more DITY and brought her to another O. Then with her laying on the table and me standing she started a BBBJ but I was already spent and no Viagra today so I just enjoyed the view and said thank you after a few minutes.

Two things that came out of pillow talk- I told her Coco was a very popular AMP name so she asked me to help pick her a new one and she works a varied schedule so call ahead. I know I will be going back. Don't ask me about her massage skills, it never happened. House. 6 and tip $. 2.[/QUOTE]I'm glad you mentioned that Jenny's gone already; I was about to make the 30-mile trek out there when I saw your review. I really wanted to see Jenny because I wanted a break from the 40- and 50-somethings that are typical for NOVA. Not that the older ladies are bad, they're not. It's just that I wanted a change of pace. I hope she returns someday. Did anyone see Jenny before she left for NYC?

That said, Coco sounds great, so I have added her to my May-June rotation. I hope she sticks around awhile.

Has anyone seen Nikki lately?

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/vienna-tyson-rsquo-s/9821054.html[/URL]

Her ad use to be $. 2 for an hour and $$ for VIP. Now it says $. 6 for 30 and $$ for an hour. Anyone know if this is a misprint or did she raise her prices. Her roommate Maki still says $. 2 for an hour and $$ for b2 b.

[QUOTE=WalkerC;5364378]Has anyone seen Nikki lately?

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/vienna-tyson-rsquo-s/9821054.html[/URL]

Her ad use to be $. 2 for an hour and $$ for VIP. Now it says $. 6 for 30 and $$ for an hour. Anyone know if this is a misprint or did she raise her prices. Her roommate Maki still says $. 2 for an hour and $$ for b2 b.[/QUOTE]Saw her last week. She dropped the non-VIP service. So its $. 6 for 30 and $$ for an hour VIP.

Technique Looks personally Extras notes.

Vita 7 8 10 Yes Tall and talkative very cool girl.

Linda 8 7 9 no super pale and friendly (I like pale).

Natalie 8 5 7 Possible very basic with good skills.

Jenny 6 6 7 no very basic.

Sasha 7 7 7 not sure sexy look to her and very pleasing experience.

Nicole 7 9 7 no super hot.

This place is strictly HE and you'll be hard pressed to get anything else but anything is possible.

Hi Friends,

I went to a spa deep into Mclean (somewhere around Chain Bridge) and the spa was really nice. The provider was Tina with huge natural tits and her English was impeccable. The issue is, I think I pulled it on my phone at runtime and forgot where I went It was a nice small plaza in a parking lot and I entered from the side of the building and went to the second floor. There might have been an IT or something company in front of the stairs and the door was on the right. Sorry it might sound stupid but I would like to go there again.

Hi all,

I'm new here so this is my first post. I'm looking for a non Asian massage place. I have been to few Asian massage places but want to try something different. Any suggestions will be appreciated. I'm in Fairfax, VA.

I'll RTFF to see if this has been answered, but are there any AMP's that employ white chicks? (I guess they wouldn't be "Asian" if they did) Or best off to go the indy / escort route?

Went and saw Linda at Angel today. I know Linda is an ATF of many on here, she is for me too as I have seen her many many times over there years. I have always got pretty much the same service, very nice shower, very nice massage, strips down and gives a better the average HE. Never FIV as she has always told me she doesn't like that but has allowed some rubbing. I usually get 2 pops, 1 in the shower and 1 on the flip. Pre Covid she allowed DATY and DFK. Sine Covid she has not allowed either, and I get that. For years I have always left. 8 for her.

Today I got the same as always. And I left the same today, . 8. As I am leaving she says, "I usually get 1. 2". I politely say, "that's all I have, next time. " Although I did have the extra money but there will not be a next time at an extra 1. 2. I love her service but for 1. 2 you can get much more and in some places FS.

[QUOTE=JamesBlond007;5365343]I'll RTFF to see if this has been answered, but are there any AMP's that employ white chicks? (I guess they wouldn't be "Asian" if they did) Or best off to go the indy / escort route?[/QUOTE]For Him or Her in Tysons has Latinas. As far as spas that is the only one in the area. There are also four "private viewing" places that have many ethnicities.