Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jaguar300ZX;5923973]Awesome Report brother.

Good for you brother, bbfscip for only $1. 4, (you might've caught her during a Luteinizing surge!) -Just remind me not to DATY her after your sessions.
I had a session with Cherry back when she was at U-Spa LG, . And you're correct, she isn't much to look at, -but she was cheap as hell.
(Just close your eyes and focus on your Eva108-Fantasy to get your Nut!) Cherry gave me a nude BBBJ, DATY-69, and HJ-HE for only. 80.
She frowned a little bit at the Tip wanting more, but she accepted it without any drama. I told her I'll be back again soon, she said "Don't Rush" HaHa.
Lulu isn't a supermodel either, but her demon-wicked-tongue & Mad-VJJ-Skillz more than make-up for it. (She knows more about Dick than most Urologists).
I also had a session with Linda over at W-Spa; thin, short hair, mature, but in decent enough shape. (Again, just closed your eyes and focus on your Eva108-Fantasy).
I requested BBBJ and 1-position CFS boom-boom from Linda, she asked me "How much you Tip?
I offered $1. 2 -but she actually countered even lower! -at only $1 -Hey, no argument from me, you can't beat those discount prices..[/QUOTE]What I find helps is I put the tip down on the table with enough to show what I want. No questions needed, no haggling bc what you see is what you get. Also keeps the awkwardness level down since the mood isn't being killed with negotiations.

Between all of the great reviews you guys have posted, I think I may have been to every single place.

But, I was always really upset that I missed out on Mina. Well, I took the drive to see her today and holy shit you guys weren't kidding. The full attention she gives is crazy, you almost forget that you're even in an AMP.

Thanks yall, I think I've hit the pinnacle of the hobby and I'm pretty sure she's the only Asian I'll be seeing for a while. If you guys have any more suggestions please do tell, you have my trust.

Especially you, MrMuffman, you've been on point with your suggestions since day one.

I messaged Amy for an appointment and received an enthusiastic reply which in turn made me even more ready to see her. I get there and she is in this tight fitting little floral go-go skirt. A greeting of flirtatious hugs, touches, and kisses on the way. That dress was hugging her curves for dear life. She walks me to a room and excuses herself. I drop everything and instead of getting on the table like normal, I just sat in the chair. She came back in, smiled and said "no bed tonight? Nope. I sat there and she went to work. Heavy kissing as she's on her way down. She started sucking but then stopped, turned around for 69 and she was slightly upside down. She has an absolutely perfect ass. I have yet to see another woman with such a perfect body. It looks like she works out, but when would she have the time. Anyway, I am devouring her, face and tongue buried. She starts throwing it back on my face. That pussy squishing on my face, covering me in her juices. It's hot and heavy. I'm holding on until, I swear I lips on hips. I felt her throat stroking me and I busted one. She kept going and eventually, I got to two. She gets up to go to the bed, but I throw her back into the chair and spread her legs so that I can deep dive with my tongue. She's squirming and juicing, then I felt her cum in my mouth. No time to spit, just swallowed her cum. She giggled saying she came in my mouth. Still on the chair, she turns around and arches that ass up perfectly, her legs straddling the arms of the chair. I put on a cover and we go at it this way for a bit, then it's to the bed. Standing Missionary is a favorite of mine. Complete control and she is at my mercy. Kissing her all over, slow and deep grinding and I feel her body clinch and those muscles move to a rhythm. She holds me still for a few seconds and then lets me move again. At this point I am tired and she lays me down, finishes me with her mouth. It's a hard one, quick but hard. She keeps going and by the time she stopped, I was left trembling for a few minutes after she was done. It was damn good and I slept like a baby. Cheers.

[QUOTE=Ryan1979;5928469]Impress your favorite Chinese ladies.

When you pronounce the numbers five two zero in Chinese (wǔ are lng) they sound very close to the words "wǒ I andǐ which means "I love you. " The number 520 is therefore used as internet slang for "I love you."

The numbers 5.2. 0 also represent a date, May 20th, which is a romantic day in China, similar to Valentine's Day. Many couples celebrate the day as yet another Valentine's Day.

In China, registry offices often see large queues of couples wanting to tie the knot on May 20th due to the romantic connotations with the date.

Following on from 520, the number 521 is often used to mean "I am willing" or "I do."

May 21st is also observed as a romantic day, and although it is not a national holiday, many Chinese couples view it as another Valentine's Day.

For Chinese, May 20th is a day for men to express their love to the special woman in their life, and May 21st is the day when women return their affection to the men.[/QUOTE]Thanks dude, stuff like this is important with the Chinese culture.

I swear we were all there at the same time. LOL. My experience that day with Apple / Amber wasn't as egregious as you fellas but wasn't far off. When I arrived at NLBC I hadn't made an appointment, but Amber was available, but she had an appointment coming in 10 minutes, so she started me and tried to hand me off to who I would imagine was apple? I didn't particularly find her attractive and I was already looking forward to an Amber experience. So, I said no. I'm here to see Amber. Apple kept insisting for a good 5 minutes, but I stuck to my guns and waited her out. I got my way. 20 minutes later, Amber bliss.

Side note, they have tv monitors in the room I am in that show you when mongers arrive. Quite peculiar. I saw 3 mongers arrive after me and head to separate rooms.

[QUOTE=Mikel1970;5921554]Made an appt with Amber. Got to the place and parked, texted I'm here should I come in. Yes. Got in there 3 minutes later and was told by Apple that Amber is with someone, wait for 30 minutes. I'm pissed, but start to wait. After 5 minutes I say fuck this and leave and Apple comes rushing down the hallway grabbing me asking me not to leave in a rather pushy way. Told her to knock it off and split. Not as egregious as yours, but Apple is a little off (IMO). And I wasn't attracted to her as a consolation prize.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheDudeInSd;5929229]Thanks dude, stuff like this is important with the Chinese culture.[/QUOTE]Yup. . . The girls that acknowledged you yesterday really do have a special place in their heart for you. Technically yesterday the boys show their love and appreciation for their girl and today the girl shows their love and appreciation for their man, but I find it more like Valentine's Day and it's a mutual exchange of love and appreciation on 520.

As a side note, just about every AMP girl I know nationwide is at the EDC here in Las Vegas. If you're here, Spring Mountain Road is the equivalent of the Kearny Mesa area but nearly all have a full menu. Viva Las Vegas.

[QUOTE=Panchito33;5929528]I swear we were all there at the same time. LOL. My experience that day with Apple / Amber wasn't as egregious as you fellas but wasn't far off. When I arrived at NLBC I hadn't made an appointment, but Amber was available, but she had an appointment coming in 10 minutes, so she started me and tried to hand me off to who I would imagine was apple? I didn't particularly find her attractive and I was already looking forward to an Amber experience. So, I said no. I'm here to see Amber. Apple kept insisting for a good 5 minutes, but I stuck to my guns and waited her out. I got my way. 20 minutes later, Amber bliss.

Side note, they have tv monitors in the room I am in that show you when mongers arrive. Quite peculiar. I saw 3 mongers arrive after me and head to separate rooms.[/QUOTE]Did you want them to all go to the same room? LOL.

[QUOTE=Panchito33;5929528]I swear we were all there at the same time. LOL. My experience that day with Apple / Amber wasn't as egregious as you fellas but wasn't far off. When I arrived at NLBC I hadn't made an appointment, but Amber was available, but she had an appointment coming in 10 minutes, so she started me and tried to hand me off to who I would imagine was apple? I didn't particularly find her attractive and I was already looking forward to an Amber experience. So, I said no. I'm here to see Amber. Apple kept insisting for a good 5 minutes, but I stuck to my guns and waited her out. I got my way. 20 minutes later, Amber bliss.

Side note, they have tv monitors in the room I am in that show you when mongers arrive. Quite peculiar. I saw 3 mongers arrive after me and head to separate rooms.[/QUOTE]I've had my fair share of waiting, missed timing, confusion in appointments and even bait and switches from almost all AMPs. They get busy and unless the manager knows your number and is there to vouch for your appointment, sometimes you end up waiting. When I first started out, I would have a lot of bait and switches whom many popular Providers were busy and had to go with them or wait. Like going to a barber, I don't mind because you get a diff experience and so does the provider. How can one get better in the game if they're not seen or given the chance? Hmmm.

I did get switched out too, not personally from VIP but other ones as well. "XX is here, you can just wait" then comes a girl not described per reviews and proceeds to claim they are said XX. LOL, that one does get under my skin but I get them. This tactic is my least favorite and 80% of the time I decline and wait out. Or in a giving mood, I still go for it. You never know if you find a hidden gem and skill that works for you.

One time at VIP, 108,7, Serenity and JW, I have been 3-10 minutes late. Which caused me to lose my appointment and allocated time, no biggie. Since punctuality is key for business and both sides. They cater to us but they can't extend time since it will create a domino effect to other later appointments!

You never know which monger will go past 30 minutes too haha, don't we all aim for that or just to enjoy the maximal time we are supposed to?

IHMO, consideration with these AMPs managers and providers alike goes a long way. Many times I went with who was available and then spoke with my goal provider afterwards or during. They didn't mind since business is mutual and appreciated me even more. Sometimes I even opted for a two-Fer where I went for the non-busy one and after that I got the second provider right after without house fee or discounted LOL.

Though my goal is slightly different than most when seeing an AMP, fairly similar in nature. I put their mental state first before the pleasure. Like some of the other senior mongers here, if they're tired or not in it, I switch up to catering to them on my session. Then next time when they're good, it's game on.

Happy hunting! Steady wins the game.

Anyone know what happened to the girl from Coco Spa named Leslie who worked with her friend Tiny then later worked at Health Spa with Yoko / Maya and was called Ivy there and later got some big tits?

I got back into the game about a month and a half or so ago, and there have been too many beautiful ladies to resist. I'm going to have to slow it down to once a week or so, but it has been fun to say the least. I thought it would be fun to do a little ranking on f the girls I've seen. It is subjective obviously, as we all have different tastes. I also will lead with saying that I haven't had any outright bad experiences, so if a lady is a bit lower it doesn't mean she's not a great provider. Just may not have clicked as much. Anyway here we go. My first few will not be a surprise. In my ranking a 5 or up is satisfactory.

1. Mina at NLBC. What else can be said about her. Smoking hot and provides A+ service. Face 9 Body 9 service 10.

2. Eva at 108. She is super funny and flirty, and really aims to please. Provides the best legit massage in town with the sloppiest BBBJ, really knows how to fuck. Only complaint is she tends to upcharge, but is worth it. Face 7. 5 body 9 service 9.

3. Amy at 7 spa. She is a little older but has the best body in town in my opinion. Her warm water BBBJ is to die for and her ass can make a grown man cry. Face 6. 5 Body 10 service 9.

4. Serena at 108. She was only here for a short time but had massive DD's and gave me one of the longest BBBJ's I've had at an ANP. She had me tingling. Almost no English but it was still fun face 7 body 7. 5 service 8.

5. Amber at NLBC. She is an Amazon but gorgeous. I'm 6'1 and we were face to face when making out. She looks like a model but is down to earth and sweet. Face 7 Body 7 service 8.

6. Koi for SDAG. This isn't an AMP but I had a blast with this little spinner. Tightest pussy I've fucked and I broke my BBFS rule. She is teeny tiny with a bunch of tattoos and spunky face 6 body 7 service 8.

7. Kayla at 7 spa. Kayla is a natural beauty and super flirty and naughty. She also does the warm water BBBJ and aims to please. I also got to see her in a 3 way with Amy which was amazing Face 8 body 7 service 8.

8. Daisy at NLBC. Daisy was my first experience back in the hobby and tbh she probably could be higher but it was all a blur as I was so excited. Super cute spinner. Face 8 Body 7 service 7.

9. Lucky at 108. Lucky was cute and thick in the right places. Amazing BBBJ and some good acting LOL. Thought she was really fun and would repeat again Face 7 Body 7 service 7.

10. Grace at NLBC. She was only around for a bit, but I found her extremely cute. She was a bit thicker than some other massage girls but her ACG game was on point. Face 7 body 6 service 6.

11. Kiki at NLBC. She is fucking beautiful and cute as a button. English isn't there and she isn't as freaky as some of her counter parts but she looks beautiful in MISH Face 9 Body 8 Service 6.

12. Hyuna at 108. Just being upfront I'm more into natural girls, and Hyuna had had quite a bit of work done. Service was very good though and I still had a great time Face 5 body 5 service 7.

13. Anna at NLBC. She was just filling in for a few days. Cute little spinner. She was new and technique wasn't as advanced as some of the others but still had a fun time. Face 6 body 6 service 6.

14. Tiana with SDAG. She was in amazing shape but a little older than I usually go for. Great BBBJ technique and sweet girl. Probably won't repeat but some guys will love her. Face 5 body 8 service 6.

15. Coco at Diamond spa. She was super hot but we just didn't quite click. I know some guys had amazing experiences with her. I still left happy, but probably wouldn't repeat face 7 body 7 service 5.

16. Sasa / Apple at Diamond spa. This one was kinda funny. Sasa was on her last time but didn't tell me until I had already tipped so I was a bit frustrated. BBBJ was very good tho. She brought in Apple so I could make out and play with her tits while Sasa blew me. Still had fun Face 5 body 5 service 5 for both.

17. Molly at 108. I was bummed because Mimi had me name her, but we just didn't click. She's cute as a button, but it was pretty mechanical on my go around. I know she has some good reviews so I may have just caught her at a busy time. Face 7 body 6 service 4.

18. Ukrainian Kari at Serenity. The lure of the white girl at an AMP got me and I was a bit disappointed. She was hot, but super restrictive. No kissing, no daty, only CG and you couldn't even touch your own dick. She was nice enough but I was not turned on at all. Ran straight to Eva after. Face 6 body 7 service 1.

Obviously some of these girls are no longer in town. I did this mostly for fun. Hopefully it's helpful. Nobody hate me if your ATF is lower on the list. Like I said I left happy in all but one of these appointments.

Your review had me over there ASAP. Tina gives great effort, one thing I'll mention is I do believe her top is enhanced. We took a shower together before the deed. I saw the scars under her armpits. Not to take anything away but for the big natural fans out there, an FYI. Still was a nice visit. Amy came in while I waited and proceeded to use that talented mouth for about 5 min as an appetizer to the main event.

After Tina removed the condom she gasped at the size of the load I deposited. She called the others into the room to look at it LOL. Kind of my hidden talent- the first time I saw Amber Jane she begged me to do a video with her as I can usually fire off 6-9 ropes.

If the gods were going to give me an average cock, I'll take the consolation prize of huge loads. I always tell the provider "it's your fault" when they comment on it.

[QUOTE=CuriousJo8;5928534]I make the drive to 7 Spa and I am greeted by Tina. She is a short and natural voluptuous type. All natural 36 D's.

She escorts me into the big room and after placing the tip on the couch, I get prepared on the table. Tina wraps the towel over my buttocks and proceeds to give me a thorough and relaxing massage.

I was feeling a little tired this morning, so no funny business from me. I just laid down, relaxed, and enjoyed the massage.

Tina tells me to turn over and again wraps the towel over my nether region. She then continues an excellent massage.

When it came time for the service, Tina took off her clothes and gave me a very enthusiastic BBBJ. Her 36 D tits are all natural and just succulent. I really enjoyed them. Unfortunately, I am still recharging from yesterday's session. She thought that thing was primed and ready, and wrapped it up with the condom. She lays down and I mount her missionary. She's very enthusiastic but I could not last long and got soft. I lay down and apologize.

She ended up giving me an extremely spirited BBBJ and HJ finish. Going jackhammer with both. After a lot of consistent effort, Tina got the job done. The climax felt mind blowingly good, and I am fully spent.

Tina uses the rest of the time to give me a very relaxing massage.

Fortunately or unfortunately, I have had to require a lot of patience and accommodation from all the ladies in my latest encounters. Tina was an absolute pro and I highly recommend her.

I left 7 Spa fully spent and gassed out, and I am definitely going to be focusing on recharging my battery this weekend.[/QUOTE]

Seems most here are for the FS shops but figured I'd ask this question anyway since Anna in convoy has dropped greatly in level of service compared to a year ago.

Are there any HJ shops where you can actually get a really good massage and not just a rub down? Looks / age don't matter, just want a legit good massage followed by a tug (preferably with free roaming hands).

I am a sucker for beautiful women. When I get an invite to go check out beautiful women and a promise with some special kisses waiting for me, I will never turn that down.

My 108 ATF Eva has aunt-flo visiting so she's out for about a week. With Eva out, 108 still has 4 lovely ladies there to entertain us horny mongers. I was able to meet Molly, Monica, and Joy. All looked so sexy in their tight dresses. I didn't get to meet Lucky but have seen some great reviews about her. Sunday night will be her last day with us in San Diego. If you like the reviews on her, go see her now before it's too late.

MiMi continues to bring beautiful and amazing talents to San Diego. 108 is one of my favorite spot for FS for many reasons, but the main 2 reasons are- MiMi always has a minimum of 3 ladies there, sometimes 4 like now. And with her there managing and handling all the logistics of getting us mongers in the rooms, I never have to see another monger in passing. A second reason, with 3-4 girls working, the provider whos entertaining me rarely has to leave the room, if ever especially when MiMi is there. MiMi, you are awesome!

I arrived when only Lucky was busy so I was allowed to meet Monica, Molly and Joy separately and got my kisses as promised. I know we all see and rate beauty differently, but holy moly the 3 ladies I met are all knock outs IMO. I don't know who I would pick if all 3 were available at the same time because in terms of beauty I would pick them all.

Molly is beautiful. She's about 5'1", maybe 100 lbs, looks to be about 34 Bs. Her English is non existent, but with her kisses I don't care what she says to me. A birdie told me she's has a shaved kitty, gives a so, so massage, but her service is top notched. I think I understand now where she can accelerate to 100 mph because after we started kissing she didn't want me to leave.

Monica has an exotic look because she's half Vietnamese-Chinese. She is beautiful. She's about 5'2", maybe 110 lbs, looks to be 36 Ds (my favorite). Monica knew how much I was admiring her breasts that she allowed for me to buried my face in them. Love it! Her kisses were also yummy. Her English is fair. A birdie told me she has a shaved kitty, gives a decent massage, and her service is top notched.

Joy has natural beauty in my opinion, which I love. She is beautiful. She's also about 5'2", maybe 100 lbs, looks to be 34 Cs (yummy). Yes, I'm a boobs man! Her English is okay. Her kisses were also yummy. A birdie told me she has a small Bush, gives an okay massage and service is top notched.

I will definitely be seeing these lovely ladies in the coming week (s) before they leave SD.

I haven't posted much recently because most of my time have been spent at the nonFS spas. These girls don't want reviews so I will not be posting any. Many are also UTRs so I cannot give details even in PM. Sorry guys.

Hope you all had a great 5*20 and 5*21 "Chinese Valentines" with your favorite (s) and lovely ladies.

Try these.

[QUOTE=RChangDatyKing;5883530]Try the following for nonFS Spas; in no particular order. You'll get a good massage. HE / HJ is or might be YMMV if you are new.

- Diamond Spa, La Mesa.

-Massage Body Care, Convoy area.

-Paradise Spa, Convoy area.

- Massage Oasis, Convoy area.

-Level 2, Clairemont Mesa.

- Sakura Massage, Convoy area.

- KS Spa, Convoy.

- Hui / Tea Tree, Balboa Ave.

-Z Massage, Stadium area.

There are lots more.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Uscue;5930196]Seems most here are for the FS shops but figured I'd ask this question anyway since Anna in convoy has dropped greatly in level of service compared to a year ago.

Are there any HJ shops where you can actually get a really good massage and not just a rub down? Looks / age don't matter, just want a legit good massage followed by a tug (preferably with free roaming hands).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EkgtrGuru;5930053]I got back into the game about a month and a half or so ago, and there have been too many beautiful ladies to resist. I'm going to have to slow it down to once a week or so, but it has been fun to say the least. I thought it would be fun to do a little ranking on f the girls I've seen. It is subjective obviously, as we all have different tastes. I also will lead with saying that I haven't had any outright bad experiences, so if a lady is a bit lower it doesn't mean she's not a great provider. Just may not have clicked as much. Anyway here we go. My first few will not be a surprise. In my ranking a 5 or up is satisfactory.

1. Mina at NLBC. What else can be said about her. Smoking hot and provides A+ service. Face 9 Body 9 service 10.

2. Eva at 108. She is super funny and flirty, and really aims to please. Provides the best legit massage in town with the sloppiest BBBJ, really knows how to fuck. Only complaint is she tends to upcharge, but is worth it. Face 7. 5 body 9 service 9.

3. Amy at 7 spa. She is a little older but has the best body in town in my opinion. Her warm water BBBJ is to die for and her ass can make a grown man cry. Face 6. 5 Body 10 service 9.

4. Serena at 108. She was only here for a short time but had massive DD's and gave me one of the longest BBBJ's I've had at an ANP. She had me tingling. Almost no English but it was still fun face 7 body 7. 5 service 8.

5. Amber at NLBC. She is an Amazon but gorgeous. I'm 6'1 and we were face to face when making out. She looks like a model but is down to earth and sweet. Face 7 Body 7 service 8.

6. Koi for SDAG. This isn't an AMP but I had a blast with this little spinner. Tightest pussy I've fucked and I broke my BBFS rule. She is teeny tiny with a bunch of tattoos and spunky face 6 body 7 service 8.

7. Kayla at 7 spa. Kayla is a natural beauty and super flirty and naughty. She also does the warm water BBBJ and aims to please. I also got to see her in a 3 way with Amy which was amazing Face 8 body 7 service 8.

8. Daisy at NLBC. Daisy was my first experience back in the hobby and tbh she probably could be higher but it was all a blur as I was so excited. Super cute spinner. Face 8 Body 7 service 7.

9. Lucky at 108. Lucky was cute and thick in the right places. Amazing BBBJ and some good acting LOL. Thought she was really fun and would repeat again Face 7 Body 7 service 7.

10. Grace at NLBC. She was only around for a bit, but I found her extremely cute. She was a bit thicker than some other massage girls but her ACG game was on point. Face 7 body 6 service 6.

11. Kiki at NLBC. She is fucking beautiful and cute as a button. English isn't there and she isn't as freaky as some of her counter parts but she looks beautiful in MISH Face 9 Body 8 Service 6.

12. Hyuna at 108. Just being upfront I'm more into natural girls, and Hyuna had had quite a bit of work done. Service was very good though and I still had a great time Face 5 body 5 service 7.

13. Anna at NLBC. She was just filling in for a few days. Cute little spinner. She was new and technique wasn't as advanced as some of the others but still had a fun time. Face 6 body 6 service 6.

14. Tiana with SDAG. She was in amazing shape but a little older than I usually go for. Great BBBJ technique and sweet girl. Probably won't repeat but some guys will love her. Face 5 body 8 service 6.

15. Coco at Diamond spa. She was super hot but we just didn't quite click. I know some guys had amazing experiences with her. I still left happy, but probably wouldn't repeat face 7 body 7 service 5.

16. Sasa / Apple at Diamond spa. This one was kinda funny. Sasa was on her last time but didn't tell me until I had already tipped so I was a bit frustrated. BBBJ was very good tho. She brought in Apple so I could make out and play with her tits while Sasa blew me. Still had fun Face 5 body 5 service 5 for both.

17. Molly at 108. I was bummed because Mimi had me name her, but we just didn't click. She's cute as a button, but it was pretty mechanical on my go around. I know she has some good reviews so I may have just caught her at a busy time. Face 7 body 6 service 4.

18. Ukrainian Kari at Serenity. The lure of the white girl at an AMP got me and I was a bit disappointed. She was hot, but super restrictive. No kissing, no daty, only CG and you couldn't even touch your own dick. She was nice enough but I was not turned on at all. Ran straight to Eva after. Face 6 body 7 service 1.

Obviously some of these girls are no longer in town. I did this mostly for fun. Hopefully it's helpful. Nobody hate me if your ATF is lower on the list. Like I said I left happy in all but one of these appointments.[/QUOTE]Great post, Guru. This list / summary is great for someone like me because looks and service are important to me. Yes, we all rate beauty differently so your summary of them all on this one post makes it easy to make comparisons before deciding who to go see. Thanks!