Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Nova907;5346541]Taking a plunge and trying out a wax / massage combo this weekend. Will be sure to report back on the experience.

For these independents providing that, is a tip expected on top of the original price for the services? (It will be $1. 8 total).

Also, always been curious about these "4 hands" experiences. Anyone have a recommendation to try (or to stay away from) since this will most likely be my one and only time splurging.

Stay safe![/QUOTE]Showed up, shower offered / taken. Laid down on stomach to start the wax. Very professional and knows what she's doing. My oh my, my anus hasn't been this smooth since I was a baby 🥴. Flipped over and she waxed every part (shaft, balls, taint, groin).

I can scratch getting a Brazilian off my bucket list and I probably won't do it again. Not that it was a bad job, but the pain is about what you would imagine ripping your own pubes out to be (I thought maybe the wax / powder would make it not to bad).

As for the massage, not much more can be said as what others have. Fantastic with a slow, sensual ending with her sitting between my legs. Tipped. 4 for the session.

[QUOTE=SuzhiLang;5351080]Thanks dude. Although I have not visited this provider, I considered this as an honest review. Bro you are polite in your word choice, but I guess in simple term she is a fat mid age lady with saggy boob and bad attitude.[/QUOTE]Her boobs were definitely not saggy, but they weren't worth it, either. Whatever you do, don't pay up front. That's the first and last time I'll do that.

Another one to 100% avoid. Photos are accurate. Spent 15 minutes giving me a release, and complained the whole time about how I was taking to long. Too many restrictions. No touching, no boobies out, etc. Then told me bounce when I was done. No massage or anything. Told me to come back on the way out. LOL right!

571-XXX-5563.

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Wow, too bad. I met her a few times last year when she was sharing the apartment with Ava near tysons...think they split up, not sure? Pretty goodntimes when I saw her actually, GFE msog, mutual shower etc. Her personality seemed off at times though sonwho knows.

T

[QUOTE=BahhumBug;5352096]Another one to 100% avoid. Photos are accurate. Spent 15 minutes giving me a release, and complained the whole time about how I was taking to long. Too many restrictions. No touching, no boobies out, etc. Then told me bounce when I was done. No massage or anything. Told me to come back on the way out. LOL right!

571-XXX-5563.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/falls-church/9832454.html[/URL][/QUOTE].

I got a shock recently. The address of what used to be my office some twenty years ago is now "Blue Therapy" - an AMP off Backlick Road.

It would gratify me to see a review, but I am somewhat intimidated by this message system. So I ask for your input (s).

I am looking for suggestions for an Asian parlor with younger girls in there 20's, with a table shower in the Tyson / DC area. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Stopit22;5353004]I am looking for suggestions for an Asian parlor with younger girls in there 20's, with a table shower in the Tyson / DC area. Thanks.[/QUOTE]You and everyone on this board is looking for the same thing. Lmao.

Hi. I used to go to Zen Therapy on Pershing Road in Arlington. They closed down a few years ago but then some of them opened up in an apartment across the street. It seems that's low traffic VIPs only for the most part. Just to keep it under the radar. That said, I believe they are going to go back to a rented office place soon.

But I haven't been able to reach them for a few weeks. Anyone else going to the apartment regularly?

[QUOTE=Impostr2021;5352955]I got a shock recently. The address of what used to be my office some twenty years ago is now "Blue Therapy" - an AMP off Backlick Road.

It would gratify me to see a review, but I am somewhat intimidated by this message system. So I ask for your input (s).[/QUOTE]There has been an AMP at that address since before 2006 as my first visit to Blue (at that time, the AMP was named Kim's). Based on the comments of this board in 2006, that AMP had already had several names - so had been there for some time.
Blue is the current name -- and it remains a reliable place for an enjoyable massage experience.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[QUOTE=PilotAviator;5353974]There has been an AMP at that address for at least 15 years ago (2006 was my first visit to "Kim's" (and based on the comments of this board in 2006, that AMP had already had several names). Blue is the current name -- and it remains a reliable place for an enjoyable massage experience.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.[/QUOTE]Before it was an AMP, it was a fine MP named Mykonos owned by a Greek lady and her daughter who also owned American Spa in Springfield near Costco. Both were great places featuring a variety of girls. They eventually got caught and received prison sentences for income tax evasion. They were caught when they paid cash for a beach house in the Outer Banks. I don't recall seeing it on the news but it was in the newspapers.

[QUOTE=Stopit22;5353004]I am looking for suggestions for an Asian parlor with younger girls in there 20's, with a table shower in the Tyson / DC area. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Good luck with that.

[QUOTE=Mustang946;5353986]Before it was an AMP, it was a fine MP named Mykonos owned by a Greek lady and her daughter who also owned American Spa in Springfield near Costco. Both were great places featuring a variety of girls. They eventually got caught and received prison sentences for income tax evasion. They were caught when they paid cash for a beach house in the Outer Banks. I don't recall seeing it on the news but it was in the newspapers.[/QUOTE]I remember the name Mykonos (I recall people referring to it), and I was also a patron of American Spa (and it was a nice spa with nice ladies). I did not know the same people owned both (but I do recall the story of the beach house). Thanks for the memory-update.

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Decided to explore more of TC offering as Candy was out of town. First thing I'm pretty sure pics are either fake or depict Davika when she was a bit slimmer. The woman that greeted me an average body. Not unattractive by my definition but not identical to the pics.

Setting up the appointment was the standard two call system. I was guided to a really nice apartment building. Made my way past the concierge and headed to the room. Once there, gave the fee for the session $$$ and went to the bathroom freshen up. Undressed, laid face down on the bed and waited for her to get ready.

Massage was okay, definitely not as thorough as Candy and pressure was pretty light. On the flip she undressed and grabbed a condom. Got a okay BBJ then she put the bag on and bent over on the bed. Hit it K9 for a bit and finished in mish. She tried to upsell a second pop for another $, which I declined. She pulled the bag off, cleaned me up, I got my clothes back on and I was on my way out.

Overall I'd say it was a meh experience, not happy that I only got a back massage and nothing else after the flip and FS was lackluster though that part might just be me. I get turned on more with nuru or a regular massage with a lot of teasing. I guess non-GFE FS is not for me though I have yet to try that.

Been lurking for a bit contemplating trying out the hobby but had nothing to contribute until today. Noticed an AMP in Ashburn the other day while about on business, had a fancy Kinko's sign in the window and everything. What little I could glean from the net said the place was legit, but the tell tale signs seemed to indicate otherwise. They advertised 6 for an hour, so I figured at worst I'd get a lackluster massage and nothing else. Called ahead to schedule an appointment as their sign requested, but ended up about an hour early because my other business in the area finished far quicker than I expected. They were more than accommodating and too me immediately. I only caught a quick glimpse of other providers there and therefore can't comment much on looks or age for anyone else, but I had a late 40's woman named Heidi as my masseuse, who definitely had a few miles under her belt but wasn't horrific or ugly by any means. I was pleasantly surprised to find the massage was pretty damn good. She wasn't afraid to put some pressure on and did a pretty thorough job. Very relaxing and did a great job on my legs, better than some LMT's I've been to in the past. Being new I didn't push my luck too much and only lightly roamed a bit along her legs and ass. She never swatted my hand away and never pulled back, only laughing a couple times about "tickle tickle".

The draping disappeared about 20 min into the back massage and didn't come back until the flip, junior was ready for fun, and Heidi wasn't shy about him, but neither did she pay any particular attention until she toweled me off with the hot towel and gave him a couple once overs. Never brought up any upsell rather than asking if I wanted 90 instead of 60 min. Didn't shortchange my time at all.

My inexperienced opinion would be there's probably more on the menu for repeat customers or more experienced / assertive mongers. I honestly plan to return for the massage and a little playfulness if nothing else, especially as the price was extremely reasonable .6 for the hour, 2 for a tip, told her I'd be back for the 90.

Wish that level of service was provided to me. I got what amounts to "normally I don't give HJs in my ear the whole time" (yeah right).

[QUOTE=MikelSuTiger;5352641]Wow, too bad. I met her a few times last year when she was sharing the apartment with Ava near tysons...think they split up, not sure? Pretty goodntimes when I saw her actually, GFE msog, mutual shower etc. Her personality seemed off at times though sonwho knows.T.[/QUOTE]