Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Naughty12;3290987]This is why I like being here, clean discussion. Let me clarify that my position is such that my monger funding doesn't come easy. I've posted about this before. I have to run circles to fund my playtime in order not to trigger an internal audit. Its rather complex and I'm not going to divulge my pathway here but I will tell you it takes time. My visits are limited and so is my funding due to this. What I am saying is that I want the biggest bang for a buck as it were. I reluctantly and invariably head to a MP when things get either tight or non-existent with BP. Arguably you could probably offer a cost of a typical door fee or clarify a SS to any BP'are for a simple HE with little or no resistance. I have. It's more work than walking into a MP and being taken on a ring ride but truthfully I think you have the option if you want more, you can have it. My C: BP ratio just was exceed, I had to go. We all know what that's like on the wallet, we all do stupid shit when that happens. There should be an app for that!

Thanks guys, happy mongering out there![/QUOTE]I too have a similar issue. It's a little about the money and a LOT about the time. I am on a very short leash for both work and my SO, so if I am off the radar for long, it does get noticed.

I have a great provider that gives me a very detailed massage for the whole half hour every time, and I stick with ehr as much as possible. There are however times when our schedules do not jive, so I visit others.

I do not expect a buffet for $10, but I DO expect a half hour for a half hours fee.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;3290729]I say be bold and let them know you don't put up with being shorted on time. Wait until they get you in the room and are ready to start then pull out your phone and say "Ok, let me set my timer". Always works for me.[/QUOTE]I travel all over the US and when the time allows I enjoy a nice massage with HE.

Last week I was in Phoenix and a lot of the ads now offer the hour massages as 50 minutes. They are very upfront about. When I contacted one provider she said that this started a year or so back and that they are following what you get when you go to "a psychiatrist" WTF I literally laughed in her face when she told me that.

I found a provider that offered an hour and when I got there was done after 50 minutes with the same reason.

I like the idea of making a note verbally of the time when you walk in and then if shorted make sure she knows.

Keep pushing the "hour is a hour".

Be safe.

[QUOTE=Spartan191;3291361]I travel all over the US and when the time allows I enjoy a nice massage with HE.

Last week I was in Phoenix and a lot of the ads now offer the hour massages as 50 minutes. They are very upfront about. When I contacted one provider she said that this started a year or so back and that they are following what you get when you go to "a psychiatrist" WTF I literally laughed in her face when she told me that.

I found a provider that offered an hour and when I got there was done after 50 minutes with the same reason.

I like the idea of making a note verbally of the time when you walk in and then if shorted make sure she knows.

Keep pushing the "hour is a hour".

Be safe.[/QUOTE]Just an FYI. That time is state mandated. A LICENSED Therapist is allowed 5 min before and after each session. This is client clothes changing time and time to re adjust the room.

[QUOTE=Jaynna;3291692]Just an FYI. That time is state mandated. A LICENSED Therapist is allowed 5 min before and after each session. This is client clothes changing time and time to re adjust the room.[/QUOTE]If you want a full hour you have to see the right massage therapist I know of only 1 that works at an MP. Amber At Royal, 1 private residence Sweety (Simply Sweet on CL) and 1 UTR that gives me more than an hour (I will not reveal her name) in all my Grand Rapids experience I only found 3 that will give you a CMT quality massage plus give you Full Hour Massage.

I have seen Jenn a couple of times and felt the need to pass another positive review her way. This forum is full of people who by the sounds of things are not getting their $$ worth and striking out daily.

Search the boards and you will find that Jenn is a legit provider, hot as hell and gives great service.

For $0. 8 (0. 4+0. 4 tip) you can get a great hhr massage and a very relaxing ending. Clothes are discarded without any prompting and she's a pretty nice person. No upsell, mention of cash, and the only pressure she applies is in her hands. Oh yeah, she has really nice back art and pierced nipples too! For those of you interested in more services, I am afraid you are out of luck or I haven't cracked the bank.

I've gone back and forth on escort vs masseuse. For around $1. 0 or less you can have either for hhr but honestly some days it's just more relaxing to have a body rub and the same ending. Typically there is less drama and Jenn delivers every time.

One of these days I'll make my way to see the Cascade Blondor Torie but it's tough to pass on Jenn if she is available. You can have your AMPs and MPs, I'll stick with the private stuff for now.

Happy hunting and good luck.

[QUOTE=JMaul;3293416]I have seen Jenn a couple of times and felt the need to pass another positive review her way. This forum is full of people who by the sounds of things are not getting their $$ worth and striking out daily.

Search the boards and you will find that Jenn is a legit provider, hot as hell and gives great service.

For $0. 8 (0. 4+0. 4 tip) you can get a great hhr massage and a very relaxing ending. Clothes are discarded without any prompting and she's a pretty nice person. No upsell, mention of cash, and the only pressure she applies is in her hands. Oh yeah, she has really nice back art and pierced nipples too! For those of you interested in more services, I am afraid you are out of luck or I haven't cracked the bank.

I've gone back and forth on escort vs masseuse. For around $1. 0 or less you can have either for hhr but honestly some days it's just more relaxing to have a body rub and the same ending. Typically there is less drama and Jenn delivers every time.

One of these days I'll make my way to see the Cascade Blondor Torie but it's tough to pass on Jenn if she is available. You can have your AMPs and MPs, I'll stick with the private stuff for now.

Happy hunting and good luck.[/QUOTE]I am enjoying the irony of her new ad. She states "Any no show will be ignored from all future appointments". She has left me sitting in the parking lot twice.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/cute-and-licensed-massage-therapist-providing-amazing-relief-from-a-stressful-day/28111384[/URL]

[QUOTE=JMaul;3293416]I have seen Jenn a couple of times and felt the need to pass another positive review her way. This forum is full of people who by the sounds of things are not getting their $$ worth and striking out daily.

Search the boards and you will find that Jenn is a legit provider, hot as hell and gives great service.

For $0. 8 (0. 4+0. 4 tip) you can get a great hhr massage and a very relaxing ending. Clothes are discarded without any prompting and she's a pretty nice person. No upsell, mention of cash, and the only pressure she applies is in her hands. Oh yeah, she has really nice back art and pierced nipples too! For those of you interested in more services, I am afraid you are out of luck or I haven't cracked the bank.

I've gone back and forth on escort vs masseuse. For around $1. 0 or less you can have either for hhr but honestly some days it's just more relaxing to have a body rub and the same ending. Typically there is less drama and Jenn delivers every time.

One of these days I'll make my way to see the Cascade Blondor Torie but it's tough to pass on Jenn if she is available. You can have your AMPs and MPs, I'll stick with the private stuff for now.

Happy hunting and good luck.[/QUOTE]I concur. The only issue with her is scheduling. There are times when she seems spaced out or high. When you do get in, not much better than her.

[QUOTE=RichieGR;3294045]I concur. The only issue with her is scheduling. There are times when she seems spaced out or high. When you do get in, not much better than her.[/QUOTE]Right on Gents. She is also a CMT. She used to be the darling of the massage section and has a long history of reviews. I've never been disappointed except when I was stood up. She made that up though. If I want a good massage, I schedule with Jen.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3291807]If you want a full hour you have to see the right massage therapist I know of only 1 that works at an MP. Amber At Royal, 1 private residence Sweety (Simply Sweet on CL) and 1 UTR that gives me more than an hour (I will not reveal her name) in all my Grand Rapids experience I only found 3 that will give you a CMT quality massage plus give you Full Hour Massage.[/QUOTE]Benz,

See Linda at Pacific on 44th. Best massage in town. Big rack bullet shaped and firm. Usual extras you'd expect. I've never been shorted time with her.

Mary jo starts, next week at Pacific she will be a,good one to go see.

I saw an inquiry a week or so back in the same person.

Anyone with any info on Lindsey?

Search function reveals a Lindsey from Royal years back, could be the same one who is now independent. Based on stated years of service it could be the same person but she wouldn't confirm when I asked either.

"Nuru and more" has me interested but from recollection there isn't a well known nuru artist around here.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/lindsey-is-now-independent-come-see-me/28692438[/URL]

[QUOTE=JMaul;3298072]I saw an inquiry a week or so back in the same person.

Anyone with any info on Lindsey?

Search function reveals a Lindsey from Royal years back, could be the same one who is now independent. Based on stated years of service it could be the same person but she wouldn't confirm when I asked either.

"Nuru and more" has me interested but from recollection there isn't a well known nuru artist around here.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/lindsey-is-now-independent-come-see-me/28692438[/URL][/QUOTE]Although it is no longer there. Her ad yesterday was one of a brunette female. I too was interested, but have no idea which Lindsey will be behind the door.

[URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/2106914[/URL]

Went to the AMP on Fuller near the blood donation spot. They are basically the same as blessings on Plainfield. Got 2 ladies and one hell of a good rubdown just no finish. I always do 2 girls to give one somebody to talk to. They asked me questions. Spent a lot of time around my butt and inner thighs. Strangely they loved my hair. They played in it and gave me some more time because of it. One of the girls knew me from the plainfield one. If you want a great rub I'd go there, but nothing else will happen as I know of. Maybe you have to be a loyal likeable customer I don't know. If they actually gave HE that place would be A+. Still need to find a place that does both.

Stopped by Pacific on 28th. Did a 1/2 hour. Upsell, Upsell, Upsell. Shorted on time by 15 minutes! Tipped $20 and left. What is wrong with these girls? Some are reasonable attractive. Most are not. I'm not sure I want to see you naked for free and you want to charge me $80? No thanks.

I've found most of the gals there to be quite reasonable. Who did you see?

[QUOTE=Xpressway;3302622]Stopped by Pacific on 28th. Did a 1/2 hour. Upsell, Upsell, Upsell. Shorted on time by 15 minutes! Tipped $20 and left. What is wrong with these girls? Some are reasonable attractive. Most are not. I'm not sure I want to see you naked for free and you want to charge me $80? No thanks.[/QUOTE]

A big negative is the piss-poor English when trying to set up an appointment. I understood Candy at 4. When I got there I was told to wait an hour "everybody busy!" Then a real skinny older A-cup came out and said. "I give yo massag-ee" I went to my car. My little head was screaming! I went back in, got in the little room, got naked and she started a typical light massage. Lots of teasing! Then the rollover and the upsell. Total 60 plus 60 (a little high). A very nice hot oil rub followed. This skinny-minny has good hands but I won't repeat. Maybe Candy later, probably not.

I have been going to Relax Massage quite regularly and have gotten a great massage, full 60 minutes or more, and left happy without feeling ripped off. I've had a lot of variety. This week was a pregnant Asian. She was great. Very good massage. Very sensual at the flip. Top down and no mention of money. If you call on arrival, they will let you in the back door so you don't have to park on 28th Street.

[QUOTE=TeddBear;3296908]Mary jo starts, next week at Pacific she will be a,good one to go see.[/QUOTE]She is going by the name Natalie at Pacific she is working today.

[QUOTE=ChipCharger;3294170]Right on Gents. She is also a CMT. She used to be the darling of the massage section and has a long history of reviews. I've never been disappointed except when I was stood up. She made that up though. If I want a good massage, I schedule with Jen.[/QUOTE]Does jen work from home or an office? Safe? Clean? Etc. Thanks for any info.

I've tried many many times too book with her and I should listen to past posts, one of the most unreliable providers, I informed her of that and was told she has many many clients and pretty much who cares so if your actually getting and appt to the mangers good job I guess but I informed her I won't try again, guess I should have smartened up a while ago, oh well money saved.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/relax-with-latina-doll/28721313[/URL]

Had an appointment scheduled, confirmed, location given, etc. Then on arrival, no response.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/young-sexy-brunette-laidback-petite-discreet-new-hottie/28795595

Had an appointment scheduled, confirmed, location given, etc. Then on arrival, no response.

I went 0 for 2 yesterday. Sometimes it happens. I'd stay away from these two unless you like your time wasted.

[QUOTE=ChipCharger;3304092][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/relax-with-latina-doll/28721313[/URL]

Had an appointment scheduled, confirmed, location given, etc. Then on arrival, no response.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/young-sexy-brunette-laidback-petite-discreet-new-hottie/28795595

Had an appointment scheduled, confirmed, location given, etc. Then on arrival, no response.

I went 0 for 2 yesterday. Sometimes it happens. I'd stay away from these two unless you like your time wasted.[/QUOTE]The mood I'm in. A bunch of us "Take this sh*t serious" mongers oughta book a bunch of bogus appointments with these 2. I already have! Now it's your turn!!

They don't care about our time and money, why should we care about theirs?

[QUOTE=DjBiker;3303961]I've tried many many times too book with her and I should listen to past posts, one of the most unreliable providers, I informed her of that and was told she has many many clients and pretty much who cares so if your actually getting and appt to the mangers good job I guess but I informed her I won't try again, guess I should have smartened up a while ago, oh well money saved.[/QUOTE]I would agree she can be a challenge to schedule, especially if you are looking for availability soon. I also like to schedule last minute so from my perspective I'm not too critical if she doesn't reply. Definitely sucks sometimes though.

While you saved money I think you would have enjoyed it but totally understood your comments. I suppose it's better than a no show or no response once the appt is set.

With Jenn I once waited 5 long minutes on her doorstep for her to answer her phone to see I had arrived. As if the knocking mattered.

Best of luck finding what you need.

[QUOTE=DjBiker;3303961]I've tried many many times too book with her and I should listen to past posts, one of the most unreliable providers, I informed her of that and was told she has many many clients and pretty much who cares so if your actually getting and appt to the mangers good job I guess but I informed her I won't try again, guess I should have smartened up a while ago, oh well money saved.[/QUOTE]Jenn works from her home. I had a similar experience trying to set up an appointment with her; I tried several times but it was a no go each time. However, I struck gold 2 days ago, and even that one almost slipped through. In the end, it was 1 hr late but was worth it. Getting to her area was easy but locating her specific address was a little challenging; I had to go through a neighbors front yard with 2 dogs present that wanted to be too friendly! However, having found the place, the rest of the visit went very well. She greeted me with a very warm and pleasant welcome; did not ask for money right away. As has been alluded to previously on the board, she started taking off her clothes at about the same time as me, except that she kept the bra and undie on. She has excellent massage skills that reflect her training as a CMT. The finish after flipping was one of the best; slow, deliberate, teasing with eye consistent eye contact. The only negative was that I was barred from touching underneath the bra and undie. Am not sure whether it was because I was new to her; hopefully, that will change as we get to know each other more. Will repeat!

[QUOTE=Bloozer;3304217]The mood I'm in. A bunch of us "Take this sh*t serious" mongers oughta book a bunch of bogus appointments with these 2. I already have! Now it's your turn!!

They don't care about our time and money, why should we care about theirs?[/QUOTE]Thanks Bloozer!! I like how you think! Only takes a few texts and not much time commitment and you can do it from home. If a few USA guys jump on board it could make a difference. It would be a good tactical move.

[QUOTE=ChipCharger;3304806]Thanks Bloozer!! I like how you think! Only takes a few texts and not much time commitment and you can do it from home. If a few USA guys jump on board it could make a difference. It would be a good tactical move.[/QUOTE]Just did! Let's have fun.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;3304217]The mood I'm in. A bunch of us "Take this sh*t serious" mongers oughta book a bunch of bogus appointments with these 2. I already have! Now it's your turn!!

They don't care about our time and money, why should we care about theirs?[/QUOTE][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/amber-rose/28740902[/URL]

A little payback Bloozer, just for you. For what it is worth, I paid back your favor. Pretty good idea and it may catch on. Maybe already has.

Count me in as well!

[QUOTE=ChipCharger;3305252][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/amber-rose/28740902[/URL]

A little payback Bloozer, just for you. For what it is worth, I paid back your favor. Pretty good idea and it may catch on. Maybe already has.[/QUOTE]

I had a dream about Lexi today it was great day. Will repeat.

I was just informed that Tia is no longer at Panacea, anybody know if she went somewhere else?

I have seen this one off and on Craigslist.

[URL]https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/6041966351.html[/URL]

Did a thread search and come up with nothing, is she worth coming up from Kazoo?

Thanks,

Bob.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;3307299]I was just informed that Tia is no longer at Panacea, anybody know if she went somewhere else?[/QUOTE]She is independent.

Using fake pics and doing duos only.

Maybe even a service.

Seen her and her friend. Very fun time.

[QUOTE=Sbff1;3307537]She is independent.

Using fake pics and doing duos only.

Maybe even a service.

Seen her and her friend. Very fun time.[/QUOTE]Would love some more info and contact number. You can pm me if you would like. Thanks.

[QUOTE=ChicagoSouth;3305439]I had a dream about Lexi today it was great day. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]Hopefully she has figured out that an hour appointment is 60 minutes and not 37.

[QUOTE=Smoke25;3307631]Hopefully she has figured out that an hour appointment is 60 minutes and not 37.[/QUOTE]I got the whole hour.

[QUOTE=Spongebob357;3307479]I have seen this one off and on Craigslist.

[URL]https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/6041966351.html[/URL]

Did a thread search and come up with nothing, is she worth coming up from Kazoo?

Thanks,

Bob.[/QUOTE]I saw her when she was on 6 mi. Off Alpine. I didn't make a special trip, just driving by and stopped in.

Decent massage, better than average mp girls but not cmt quality.

Basic HJ was 40 I passed and took the 35 hhr massage and called it good and never repeated.

I don't think it's worth the drive from Kalamazoo.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3307955]I saw her when she was on 6 mi. Off Alpine. I didn't make a special trip, just driving by and stopped in.

Decent massage, better than average mp girls but not cmt quality.

Basic HJ was 40 I passed and took the 35 hhr massage and called it good and never repeated.

I don't think it's worth the drive from Kalamazoo.[/QUOTE]Thanks Benz.

[QUOTE=Spongebob357;3308398]Thanks Benz.[/QUOTE]I too saw her when she went by Kim at Mystic massage. The massage itself was fine but she tried to upsell to 100 just for a little top play. I easily passed on that crazy upsell.

The past few days I have had a dream about lotus on eastern AMP service was ok. With open menu older lady gave the massage.

And Also I saw Nikki at royal touch since Lexi and Robin were not there nice lady but major up sell.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/jessica-is-now-independent-come-see-me/28692438

She looks great of course. Anyone know where you use to work as she now says "independent". Any one been down this road?