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[QUOTE=ThrowAwayToday;2597502]LOL that's great. Hmmm I wonder how many companys have black mustangs for vehicles hmmmmmmmmmm.[/QUOTE]When they see a complete douche with a look of complete desperation cruising around in a black stang.
Then it has to be (just say NO to a $10 tip Chris!)
[QUOTE] You know how to handle Tyler- if so what are the names of the trap houses she hangs out at. One begins with an S and the other a P. Once you answer that -how do you conduct yourself. And how do you come up with 60 % when your a vulture. [/QUOTE]Only Mont'ass Does!
Like the way little mall cruzin' teenie boppin' boy crazed girls go nuts over One Direction.
That's Mont'ass except with him it's for std carrying, heroin chasing street walkers and their shit holes.
Oh sure dear, I 'Mont'ass' would love to see your lice ridden scabies infested trap house! Oh Joy.
Oh look everyone I know the names and locations of the trap houses, wait until the board here's about this, I Mont'ass will once again show the board my greatness.
Fuq. He is like a the host of MTV Cribs except only it's for Trap Crack Shacks! Whoa! I think I just came up with a genius reality show. Mont'ass stay close to the phone my producer and director want to meet with you!
DUDE, If I ever learn the name or location of a trap house (which I never will) I sure as hell WOULD NEVER TELL THE BOARD and if I do I think I am retiring for being SUCH A WORTHLESS FUQN LOSER. Well I guess you just handle embassasment better than I.
I can just see you now entering these dirty murky crime laden establishments in your BRIGHT COLORED CLOWN OUTFIT. So do the 'vein collapsed street meat' give you a discount for offering 'free face painting' at their (who knows how many kids) birthdays??
Keep up the amazing work son.
Now back to your little plastic swimming pool.
The Alpha to your Omega
P mutha Fuqn G.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2596571]Don't you ever learn your lesson?
So you get a good review from a provider and now all of a sudden you think yur Big Shit, El hefe, Numero Uno, Top Dog, Alpha Male, High and Mighty, Head Honcho, Big Chief!
Did she(chloe) know before hand that you cruise ten dollar OBT hookers 4 BBBJ's and complain about 10 dollar tips to Michelle1 L??
It's ok jerk off I will let her know.
And if you read my whole post you would see I am complimentary and apologetic towards Keri.
But you can't bcuz yur.
A Nimrod, a Jack Wagon, a Buffoon, Numb Nuts, BoneHead, a fuqn Bozo, Ass Munch, Simpleton, Imbecile, Cretin, Succubus, Reject, Omega, EVOLUTIONARY CHALLENGED. I toned this section down bcuz I care, I really do.
And dude, you shop at Walmart, hell u do not even know what Ruth's Chris is. 4 god sakes son it is only half named after u!!! Jeez what a sad little man
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Ok, ok I understand that if you try to pour a gallon of information into a shot glass of a brain, well then there is going to be alot of spilling, but I am willing to work with you, nuture you, hold your hand (figuratively), show you the ropes, mentor you.
Just show me the slightest glimpse that your not a complete dill rod.
Skipper is here 4 you little buddy, hang in there.
Now snatch this peeble from my hand grasshopper!
Your Idol,
P mutha f'ing G.[/QUOTE]What do you mean by that "nerd that doesn't date" by that- you want to try explaining that (nerd shaking in his sandals) sounds like something ominous when referring to a black man- wonder what that report post button does. Wagons circling. Why the delete?
Forever and ever, Sissy Chrissy pounded on all of the mongers about paying too many roses for talent here in O-town. He was merciless in his quest to belittle any and everybody that paid more than a few peanuts to see any girl. Now, he is bragging about seeing AmberRose, Chloe, Patients and of course, declaring his undivided love for Miss Swaganna. Virtually all of these girls are certainly NOT in the cheap rose list, not by a fricking longshot.
I hearby nominate Sissy Chrissy for: Monger hypocrite of the year. Congrats Sissy, you earned it.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2598824]Ok I'll carry on.
Watch how cool I am and since you've never posted a picture on here, what an idiot you are- and just to prove that- I'm going to give the response to this post that you and the rest of the masturbators on here always say.
Where'd you get that road kill- I can't masturbate to her- cause I can't sense she's watching me on my monitor- with those sunglasses on- please don't do that again M2 - Please, don't tease- just please, so I can release. Geez make it ease for me to be pleased.
I wonder what junior high nerd talks like that. Could it be, could it be "nerd that can't date".[/QUOTE]Wait don't leave, the balloons are about to drop!! No Mon'ass I am not talking about the ones you like to tie your little ballon animals with so don't get to excited now. So please settle down and compose yourself son.
Let's all congratulate Mont'ass for finally posting a decent looking chick.
This is a huge moment for you so enjoy your day basking in the glow.
Wait just a minute, this isn't a pic of you just hanging with an unfortunate neighbor is it?
Well done, fuq it took you long enough but well done!!
Oh wait now, was this pic before she saw that sensational patio area, the one that was installed during the hey day of Falcon Crest? Just asking because I can only assume things would go south shortly after.
Anyways I am going to give you benefit of the doubt and say.
OUR LITTLE GUY IS GROWING UP! PLEASE JOIN ME GANG IN THE CONGRATULATIONS THAT HE SO RICHLY DESERVES.
I guess if I wanted to nitpick-the only thing I am a little bit upset about is I didn't get to see a pic of you with her.
Since you appear to have cornered the fashion world, I thought (maybe just maybe) I could steal a glance of you in all your designer glory.
Oh well, I will just have to wait.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2598824]Ok I'll carry on.
Watch how cool I am and since you've never posted a picture on here, what an idiot you are- and just to prove that- I'm going to give the response to this post that you and the rest of the masturbators on here always say.
Where'd you get that road kill- I can't masturbate to her- cause I can't sense she's watching me on my monitor- with those sunglasses on- please don't do that again M2 - Please, don't tease- just please, so I can release. Geez make it ease for me to be pleased.
I wonder what junior high nerd talks like that. Could it be, could it be "nerd that can't date".[/QUOTE]Here it is Sunday afternoon at 3:30 and you're posting, your supposed to be playing hide the salmi in one of your magnificent swing clubs. Was Darlene and Jeans on SR44 near Deland closed today? And then you post an average worn out SW riding with you NOT in your new van with the lights and mattress in the back, but in what looks like an old Ford Taurus. I'm crushed you were our hero right up there with your ALTERED ego, Sissy "Mr. Benjamin" the high roller Chrissy!
Vino we don't have any HERO's any more, what will we do Bro. ?
I for one am going to BASH the Bratwurst until I get another thrilling post from these two. -VS.
[QUOTE=Vino7373;2598887]Forever and ever, Sissy Chrissy pounded on all of the mongers about paying too many roses for talent here in O-town. He was merciless in his quest to belittle any and everybody that paid more than a few peanuts to see any girl. Now, he is bragging about seeing AmberRose, Chloe, Patients and of course, declaring his undivided love for Miss Swaganna. Virtually all of these girls are certainly NOT in the cheap rose list, not by a fricking longshot.
I hearby nominate Sissy Chrissy for: Monger hypocrite of the year. Congrats Sissy, you earned it.[/QUOTE]If you let him tell it, he gets a discount and never pays more than $60. Fact of the matter is, he is just another storyteller on the board. Either that or you just need him to give you a lesson on the art of rate negotiation. LMAO.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2598620]If you know how to handle Tyler like I do -things go well.
But if you lie and pretend you know the girl.
You end up with a big lump in your throat called the foot that is in your mouth.[/QUOTE]Damn you got me.
I guess I need to apologize to the board for this indiscretion, I really do not know what to say.
Hats off to you sir on uncovering the truth, great work Mr. Dick'tective, look at you Mr. Kojack off, your a just a regular Sher'cock Holmes, Magnum Pee'eye, Sonny Crock O'shit, Fagney and Lacey, Dickhead Tracy!
Oh wait, hold on, tap the breaks, well looky here it appears I never said I saw Tyler.
And never posted that I did!
So just because I busted you in a lie doesn't mean you can try to bust me.
Oopsey.
You tried.
And like always.
You fail.
Beep Beep Beep.
'Little Monger that could' time to strap on your safety helmet the short bus is here.
And yes today is Red Day so here's your favorite T-shirt.
I'll hold your hand to the bus stop.
Off you go now.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2598706]What do you mean by that "nerd that doesn't date" by that- you want to try explaining that (nerd shaking in his sandals) sounds like something ominous when referring to a black man- wonder what that report post button does. Wagons circling. Why the delete?[/QUOTE]Wow! You have to be the biggest idiot, it's really ass'tounding for you to say that.
First, I thought "yeah Chrissy is really dumb, definitely the village idiot. " But Fuq it looks like I am wrong.
No my comment was neither stereotyping or racist and neither was the delete! Oops sorry again, you didn't get me.
I have not once the slightest hint of a warning from A2 unlike you, 'Mr. I am on forever moderation Mont'ass'.
And if anyone sounds like a racist it's you! For thinking this way.
It never crossed my mind until you said something.
And that's why your a fuqn idiot.
Wagons, oops I mean Buzzards are circling.
Gnite pumpkin.
P2 daG.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2599335]We'll all take pictures of each other your porch your superbike, your girl my girl me you. Kinda sends shivers up and down your spine doesn't it little girl.[/QUOTE]Eewwwwww.
The creepiness factor just hit defcon1.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2599377]If I stop posting down here it's over for him. I have him by his little raisenettes, let's see how hard I squeeze.[/QUOTE]Don't stop posting.
Seriously I am begging you.
I will miss the 'AMATEUR HOUR: STARING YOUR DOUCHEY HOST MONT'ASS'.
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2599372]I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have said not so nice things to in defence of C5 the POS. I am human and make mistakes, doesn't help when you have a little Nat blowing up your phone all day. BTW I unfortunately shared the same hell hole with his precious BellaSaint and know everyplace even her mama's and where he'd be chilling. Karma is a fucking *****. Back to being inactive as I'm sure everyone's noticed.
Swag.[/QUOTE]1) That Swaganna can write full sentences without me going to the urban dictionary for translation. 2) That Swaganna admitted she was wrong about something. 3) That Swaganna APOLOGISED to us and that 4) Sissy Chrissy's love interest has turned on him. Seriously, since I swore off this Rat Trap about a month ago, someone please tell me (either on the Rat Trap or via PM) how these 2 losers who nauseated us for months with their public love chatter, are now through.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2599138]If he doesn't post them I will. No mention of SW being referred to in that particular shot besides if the little girl wants to pursue this further I know of someone who can clear it up right away. Your ball pussy lips.[/QUOTE]So grab your popcorn boys and girls it beginnnnnnns NOW.
Original rat trap post #4492 date 7/24.
You post pics of all your supposed MODEL street walkers with one by your plastic pool.
Ok fine if you say you didn't say SPECIFICALLY they were are not SW'S but that was the implication through numerous posts (and the other girls are clearly street meat so I have to assume she is one).
But everyone please keep reading.
Lie post / rat trap#4576. Mind you OVER 1 WEEK LATER on 8/3.
You post the same pic of the chick by the plastic pool stating "this is from last night" and this is my girlfriend who I forgot I posted as one of my ALLEGED street walker Models in the original 7/24 post.
OK hold this thought.
Soon after, I post that he is full of shit, then his follow up below.
#4605: The rat trap apology (kissing my ass after getting owned) to your idol (me) AND a second lie.
You apologize and say it's not from last night (and then the lie) instead it was the night before that, HUH? Come again?
What do you mean the night before? Dumbass I just said to you that the pic of the girl was from over a week ago, NOT the night before like you state schmucko How tlhe fuq does that make any sense? AWWWKWARD.
Then some dribble that it is your girlfriend who was apparently depicted (Allegedly) as a random street walker a couple weeks back and you will put her on a conference call or facetime or skype with me to explain it all away. LOL, ok sure.
NOT!!
Ok, so hypothetically say that I am wrong about the SW thing. Then answer me this genius, if this is TRULY your girlfriend, I must ask what incrediibly worthless pathetic piece of dog squeeze posts a pic of his girlfriend for the whole monger / LEO world to see. Why its only our own Mont'ass the mental midget! So we have that and his shady time line of WHEN FUN THINGS HAPPEN!!
So I am asking the respectable members of this board, am I wrong? I am happy to apologize if I am incorrect.
And even if I am, I'm sorry Montes, but this is how it has to be, you are my bitchh and I own you.
God, I wish I could read the PM's about me btwn you and Chrissy.
To idiots teaming up to figure out how to counter me.
Ahhhh it feels good.
You have unleashed the Kracken enjoy the ride.
The Guardian against all douchebaggery and it feels strong in this one
P mutha fuqn G.
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2599372]I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have said not so nice things to in defence of C5 the POS. I am human and make mistakes, doesn't help when you have a little Nat blowing up your phone all day. BTW I unfortunately shared the same hell hole with his precious BellaSaint and know everyplace even her mama's and where he'd be chilling. Karma is a fucking *****. Back to being inactive as I'm sure everyone's noticed.
Swag.[/QUOTE]Now, his beloved Swaganna is posting up the truth about him. It looks like it's time to step away because you have been outted big frickin time.
BTW, in my many, many years on this great forum, I have never, ever seen Swaganna apologize to anyone. I guess she feels so bad for defending your pathetic ass, that she felt members deserved an apology from her.
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2599372]I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have said not so nice things to in defence of C5 the POS. I am human and make mistakes, doesn't help when you have a little Nat blowing up your phone all day. BTW I unfortunately shared the same hell hole with his precious BellaSaint and know everyplace even her mama's and where he'd be chilling. Karma is a fucking *****. Back to being inactive as I'm sure everyone's noticed.
Swag.[/QUOTE]Did you feel that?
Better run your base package black mustang to Mont'ass
And get together around that discount pvc pipe patio furniture of his and formulate a plan!
Thank you Swags!
[QUOTE=Montes2;2599377]If I stop posting down here it's over for him. I have him by his little raisenettes, let's see how hard I squeeze. He thinks this is Defcon 1- wait till I compare my PM's to the little girls.[/QUOTE]You have it reversed.
Dude, you are being laid out by someone that is really good at this. You are not good at verbal battles.
Sometimes it is better to remain silent and thought to be stupid than to speak up and remove all doubt.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2599377]If I stop posting down here it's over for him. I have him by his little raisenettes, let's see how hard I squeeze. He thinks this is Defcon 1- wait till I compare my PM's to the little girls.[/QUOTE]M2,
Please, please, please promise to do that, to stop posting "down here. ".
Just sayin'.
C3.
http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/usasg-c5-the-macho-pansy-on-the-board-that-write-a-bs/13407480
Chris 5
Is officially done, time 4 a new handle
And maybe a new car
Mon'tease2 is next
I will miss them so. Good luck with all your future dreams and aspirations
I love who posted this.
You know who you are!
XOXO.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2599452]But it was fun watching you squirm like a worm on a hook- is that what you did on your 45 ft. Plastic gay boat. Little girl.[/QUOTE]Hey Cabana Boy (jeez how many great nicknames have I came up 4 you?
Welcome to my world bitchh.
Enjoy.
It feels so good, now chum that water for us.
Loooooser.
Your favorite nerd.
PG.
This Is What Happens When A Little Nerd That Dooesn't Date Opens It's Mouth.
EDITOR'S NOTE:*This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were*largely argumentative. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. *Thank You!
The next time you do this on a review thread you will be starting over with a new name.
A2.
They're Circling.
Who will be first Mon'tease2 or Chrissy??
Plot thickens.
I tried to warn you earlier about posting shit like this outside the trap but that little brain of yours just has a problem processing anything slightly resembling a rational thought.
Why are you doing this? I need you around so I can have some relevancy!
Don't fuq this up for me son!
Bahahaha.
Montes, Let's review from my previous posts. You are a target that people can't resist. You need to put down the shovel, because every time you post the shit just gets deeper. Lastly, stick to the SW threat. Nothing bad about being the subject matter expert on streetwalkers. It's what makes this site so valuable. Hate to see you go on someone else's terms.
Good luck young bull (shitter).
JC
[QUOTE=Montes2;2599424]And I will because my SW reports which your so religiously attached to reading won't stop and you can't go there and you'll be puking on yourself when I cut you off, cause now you have nothing to do.[/QUOTE].
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2599372]I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have said not so nice things to in defence of C5 the POS. I am human and make mistakes, doesn't help when you have a little Nat blowing up your phone all day. BTW I unfortunately shared the same hell hole with his precious BellaSaint and know everyplace even her mama's and where he'd be chilling. Karma is a fucking *****. Back to being inactive as I'm sure everyone's noticed.
Swag.[/QUOTE]Savanna is definitely batshit cray cray, but she is also sweet as pie and A-okay in my book. Looks like shit backfired in punk ass Sissy Chrissy's face.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2599404]Almost right- very lowly is how you feel late at night after reading my Trapeze post (especially after going to Darlene's).
You have this image locked in your head of how much fun I'm having and your not.
So as you lay in bed at night squirming of this image- the pool of white on your stomach says. Oh no. He did it to me again.
How frustrating is that lowly.[/QUOTE]I think you are just too sick to just have fun, you have to "Put someone else down" to feel OK with yourself. You are a sad case.
You have some sort of delusional personality that makes you think you are in some way superior to the other members. WOW. We are MOCKING you, you stupid fool. Laughing at you, Pharma is destroying your image, the image that you are self creating and constantly lying about, we are all catching your lies, which in a perverted way is providing amusement to us all. The harder you try to impress us the stupider you appear. I'm starting to feel sorry for you, the harder you try the worse it gets, the bigger the hole you dig to wallow in.
The glorious place you describe with the 12 ft bed and your super hot time playground looks like a dump of a rental with an old hot tub, the only gated community you've ever been in is a DOG POUND.
And BTW I've been enjoying carnal pleasure longer than you've been alive, I guarantee it! I know your not going away so I'll sit back and enjoy the mirth of your posts. —VS.
P.S. Congrats to Savanna for her post confirming that C5 is a ZERO, it took a lot of intestinal fortitude to make that post and I commend her for it. Based on his blowing up her phone etc, personally I feel that C5 and also Montes have a little problem with methamphetamine, just a very educated guest.
[QUOTE=Vino7373;2598887]Forever and ever, Sissy Chrissy pounded on all of the mongers about paying too many roses for talent here in O-town. He was merciless in his quest to belittle any and everybody that paid more than a few peanuts to see any girl. Now, he is bragging about seeing AmberRose, Chloe, Patients and of course, declaring his undivided love for Miss Swaganna. Virtually all of these girls are certainly NOT in the cheap rose list, not by a fricking longshot.
I hearby nominate Sissy Chrissy for: Monger hypocrite of the year. Congrats Sissy, you earned it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2599372]I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have said not so nice things to in defence of C5 the POS. I am human and make mistakes, doesn't help when you have a little Nat blowing up your phone all day. BTW I unfortunately shared the same hell hole with his precious BellaSaint and know everyplace even her mama's and where he'd be chilling. Karma is a fucking *****. Back to being inactive as I'm sure everyone's noticed.
Swag.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JustJenna;2599316]If you let him tell it, he gets a discount and never pays more than $60. Fact of the matter is, he is just another storyteller on the board. Either that or you just need him to give you a lesson on the art of rate negotiation. LMAO.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2599741]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/usasg-c5-the-macho-pansy-on-the-board-that-write-a-bs/13407480
Chris 5
Is officially done, time 4 a new handle
And maybe a new car
Mon'tease2 is next
I will miss them so. Good luck with all your future dreams and aspirations
I love who posted this.
You know who you are!
XOXO.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Vino7373;2599659]Now, his beloved Swaganna is posting up the truth about him. It looks like it's time to step away because you have been outted big frickin time.
BTW, in my many, many years on this great forum, I have never, ever seen Swaganna apologize to anyone. I guess she feels so bad for defending your pathetic ass, that she felt members deserved an apology from her.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AncientOne;2599540]1) That Swaganna can write full sentences without me going to the urban dictionary for translation. 2) That Swaganna admitted she was wrong about something. 3) That Swaganna APOLOGISED to us and that 4) Sissy Chrissy's love interest has turned on him. Seriously, since I swore off this Rat Trap about a month ago, someone please tell me (either on the Rat Trap or via PM) how these 2 losers who nauseated us for months with their public love chatter, are now through.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2599464]Hey bald head, thieving, fraudulent review writing, need a speech therapist for that lisp POS, Dirtona thread has that right, here's to you want to be pimp gangster with BS diareah of the mouth. Say something back, I dare you. I just may need to go visit some old "aquaintces" like OG Freddy, Bella Skank should know who he is.
Swag [URL]https://youtu.be/fGeNDnYcQOA[/URL].[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Montes2;2599452]But it was fun watching you squirm like a worm on a hook- is that what you did on your 45 ft. Plastic gay boat. Little girl.[/QUOTE]This is my favorite thread. And without a doubt Chris5 is the biggest RAT on here! Exactly the way I like it! Looks as if my charming personality has pissed off a lot of people here. I'm going to need a box of tissues please! Chris5 is done! It's all over for him! Well my response is the following, I am standing up now after just taking a shit on my toilet, I have NOT wiped my ass yet, now I'm standing and bending over. Can each and every one of you motherfuckers KISS and LICK my ass!! LOL! And while you're at it suck my hairy balls as well! Lmfao!
I get laid daily! Get over it! Women come and go just like UNDERWEAR! Women HATE me!! Funny thing is why do I continue to get laid? Funny thing is no review I have written has been said it fake by the provider I review. If anything they thank me for my business. Chris5 is done? I'm just getting started!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2599404]Almost right- very lowly is how you feel late at night after reading my Trapeze post (especially after going to Darlene's).
You have this image locked in your head of how much fun I'm having and your not.
So as you lay in bed at night squirming of this image- the pool of white on your stomach says. Oh no. He did it to me again.
How frustrating is that lowly.[/QUOTE]You divert the statement, never addressing the post's subject, that is the fact that I'm calling you a bullshitting habitual liar, you won't address the issues about the dump you live in or the fact that you were not driving your new tricked out van that you brag about, because you cannot, it's all a pack of delusional lies by the most INSECURE person I've ever seen on here. You poor delusional sick fuck.
I ask all the girls to get down on their knees and suck someone in his honor then while your there say a prayer that he gets cured before we all laugh ourselves to death. LOL—-VS.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2599689]You just type in the word yes- you your wife and me and her will meet and you ask whatever you want. The process begins now. Little girl.[/QUOTE]I know you're far to educated to respond "YES" to this creeper but if you must, bring a Double Dose of Penicillin-G to the party, anyone who would have sex with this creeper will "Fo sure" be in need of Strong Antibiotics and also check his hep-see viral load. I wish I was joking. —VS.
First of all I would like to thank you for all your contributions to this great board. I value your Intel and I really enjoyed reading your posts. In my opinion you are very talented. You live a life and you have a good time every single day. You get plenty of good pussy And at the end of the day that's all that matters. I am a fan of yours. But Sir if I may, The only advice that I would offer you would be this. Please ignore the monger trolls on this thread. They have no life and never will have a life. I know it gets frustrating at times dealing with such stupid people. Certain members on here you should just ignore. Ignore is the ultimate disrespect to someone. M2 You are way too talented to be on this thread arguing with these stupid people. Why you bringing your name up every day you are giving them instant credibility! None of these people are in your league. Please continue posting all of your post and stories. Again it's only my advice. You are the only MONGER here in Orlando that I would be proud to go out and have a drink with. It would be an honor for me just to shake your hand. I am being completely serious right now sir. Please keep up the good work.
P.S.
Do not I repeat do not piss off admin.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2599131]Ever wonder about that. Ever notice his reports are all the same. Nothing about a girl he's been with. Nothing about.
Blow jobs or DFK or a picture of a girl. Trying to hide something here -read his report # 730 in news and media or general reports # 7574 all about guys in bathrooms or 5 guys drinking on a boat. What does that mean- does it rhyme with day, what can I say, may be spay, maybe he should pray cause I have quite few more of his posts to play. So settle down there little girl before I bring out the big guns. You know PM's weddings My GF wanting to. Buzzards circling.[/QUOTE]WOW l must be rubbing off on him.
Look at how creative he is getting with his content!
Bravo son bravo keep up the good work.
That special needs class is working wonders 4 you!!
But since your not quite as skilled as me you can just cut to the chase and just call me gay next time.
Ok gotta go now, I have an all important mani / pedi appt to make. Toodles :)
P 2 da G
[QUOTE=Chris5;2600136]First of all I would like to thank you for all your contributions to this great board. I value your Intel and I really enjoyed reading your posts. In my opinion you are very talented. You live a life and you have a good time every single day. You get plenty of good pussy And at the end of the day that's all that matters. I am a fan of yours. But Sir if I may, The only advice that I would offer you would be this. Please ignore the monger trolls on this thread. They have no life and never will have a life. I know it gets frustrating at times dealing with such stupid people. Certain members on here you should just ignore. Ignore is the ultimate disrespect to someone. M2 You are way too talented to be on this thread arguing with these stupid people. Why you bringing your name up every day you are giving them instant credibility! None of these people are in your league. Please continue posting all of your post and stories. Again it's only my advice. You are the only MONGER here in Orlando that I would be proud to go out and have a drink with. It would be an honor for me just to shake your hand. I am being completely serious right now sir. Please keep up the good work.
P.S.
Do not I repeat do not piss off admin.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]The potential beginnings of.
Bare back mountain Part2 ?
But instead the setting will take place in Mon'tease's Magical backyard Garden O'ass'is?
Who takes the reins on this and claims top or bottom?
Or maybe a gay version of the Outsiders you think?
The names fit in perfectly for you 2.
One plays Dally the other Pony boy, I think this actually works!
Saddle up boys and break out those cheek chiller chaps, it looks like it's going down!
I can just hear it now, both of you waking up after a long night OF FUN! As Mont'ass likes to say.
Slowly waking from your sch'long slumber lying comfortably on Montes hepc stained brown bed.
One of you turns to the other and says "where are your hands?
The Reply "between 2 pillows".
The response, " Those are not pillows!
Sounds like my producer and director need 2 talk with you again Mont'ass.
Fuq it, you might as well just get yourself an agent, we are talking about true STAR'DUMB here boy!
Yeah, I like the Outsiders themed romp, I think we will definitely have to cast you as Pony Boy.
Makes sense right? I mean look at you, your like a modern day cowboy up on that fancy rice burner!
So the name just feels so right
Well darn gone'it I might be up to something big here.
Yep Pony Boy it is!
It has to be.
Stay Gold Ponyboy, Stay Gold.
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[QUOTE=Chris5;2599929]This is my favorite thread. And without a doubt Chris5 is the biggest RAT on here! Exactly the way I like it! Looks as if my charming personality has pissed off a lot of people here. I'm going to need a box of tissues please! Chris5 is done! It's all over for him! Well my response is the following, I am standing up now after just taking a shit on my toilet, I have NOT wiped my ass yet, now I'm standing and bending over. Can each and every one of you motherfuckers KISS and LICK my ass!! LOL! And while you're at it suck my hairy balls as well! Lmfao!
I get laid daily! Get over it! Women come and go just like UNDERWEAR! Women HATE me!! Funny thing is why do I continue to get laid? Funny thing is no review I have written has been said it fake by the provider I review. If anything they thank me for my business. Chris5 is done? I'm just getting started!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]You get laid because you pay for it, if it weren't for the donation factor, you couldn't get pussy if you placed an application for adoption at the ASPCA. You better fall back and protect that job so you can continue to be a connoisseur of the street's finest junkies. But please do us all a favor, get your dick checked every once in a while, with all the intravenous drug users you've encountered, I wouldn't be surprised if your little sailor were ready to jump ship.