Massage Parlor Reports

Stopped by Rocky Hill last night around 7:30. No cars so I thought, perfect timing! I walk in, the buzzer sounds, little lady walks around the screen with white powder on her hands. She says, in very broken English, "sawwy we make beeshits". She could tell by the stunned look on my face I had no idea what she was saying, so she waved me around the screen, and repeated "sawwy, we make beeshits". Now I'm at the door of the office / quarters? And I see the other staffer elbow deep in dough, putting "beeshits" on a cookie sheet. So I ask if they're open? Are they massaging? The other staffer looks at me and says "no English". I attempt to rationalize, mention the door is unlocked, neon is on, you're open, etc. Then I reaiize nothing is going to impede the making of the "beeshits". So I walk out shaking my head.

On a side note, I did get a good look at the monitor for the camera system. There are 4 cameras. Front door, rear door, main hall, and office / quarters / biscuit factory.

Just when you think you've seen everything.

Hahahahaha! I needed a good laugh. I love those Asian ladies. Too bad that you couldn't have been the dough they were kneeding. Thanks for paying attention to the camera locations.

[QUOTE=AsianBuffet;2414436]Stopped by Rocky Hill last night around 7:30. No cars so I thought, perfect timing! I walk in, the buzzer sounds, little lady walks around the screen with white powder on her hands. She says, in very broken English, "sawwy we make beeshits". She could tell by the stunned look on my face I had no idea what she was saying, so she waved me around the screen, and repeated "sawwy, we make beeshits". Now I'm at the door of the office / quarters? And I see the other staffer elbow deep in dough, putting "beeshits" on a cookie sheet. So I ask if they're open? Are they massaging? The other staffer looks at me and says "no English". I attempt to rationalize, mention the door is unlocked, neon is on, you're open, etc. Then I reaiize nothing is going to impede the making of the "beeshits". So I walk out shaking my head.

On a side note, I did get a good look at the monitor for the camera system. There are 4 cameras. Front door, rear door, main hall, and office / quarters / biscuit factory.

Just when you think you've seen everything.[/QUOTE]

Interesting time there yesterday. Walk in old women at a small window to right puts hand out and says money please! Sign said 1/2 60.

1 hour 80. I hesitate due to I don't want her touching me LOL but said surly to god not. Had her money and few minutes later other door opens very nice looking girl crabs my hand and takes me to room. Ts included which was different than others but very nice! Sauna for about 5 minutes then back to massage room she led me by hand whole way can't really go much further but feel free to ask. Massage sucked but still worth the trip!

[QUOTE=AsianBuffet;2414436]Stopped by Rocky Hill last night around 7:30. No cars so I thought, perfect timing! I walk in, the buzzer sounds, little lady walks around the screen with white powder on her hands. She says, in very broken English, "sawwy we make beeshits". She could tell by the stunned look on my face I had no idea what she was saying, so she waved me around the screen, and repeated "sawwy, we make beeshits". Now I'm at the door of the office / quarters? And I see the other staffer elbow deep in dough, putting "beeshits" on a cookie sheet. So I ask if they're open? Are they massaging? The other staffer looks at me and says "no English". I attempt to rationalize, mention the door is unlocked, neon is on, you're open, etc. Then I reaiize nothing is going to impede the making of the "beeshits". So I walk out shaking my head.

On a side note, I did get a good look at the monitor for the camera system. There are 4 cameras. Front door, rear door, main hall, and office / quarters / biscuit factory.

Just when you think you've seen everything.[/QUOTE]Mongering rule number one. Never eat " beeshits" at a massage parlor, plain or especially cream filled. LOL.

[QUOTE=EchoEcho;2412532]Alcoa Hwy near The Ball. Good massage, the best newer place. 60 hour, 40 half. Worth the trip.[/QUOTE]I really had started thinking it would never happen here. I had been here twice before and received an OK massage, and absolutely no hint of anything else. I started seeing the reports that others were enjoying themselves here, and thought maybe its just me, well last night the "Luck o' the BeBe shirt" was smiling and I had a much nicer visit. 60 for the hour plus tip. Total damage $2. Very nice looking "New sister" Just arrived. She took her time, varied the speed frequently, and made it last. I left completely satisfied.

She did all the work. I had a hard time walking afterwards. Didn't have to do that typical porn star finish-yourself off garbage.

[QUOTE=OutInTheStreet;2404335]I normally don't post about the AMP's a lot especially since some gave me shit a few weeks ago for asking simple fucking question about directions last mos but anyway I digress.

But since theres a lot of info out there about what's going on at this place or that. I thought I would properly fill in the gaps and let everyone know what's really up from a guy who has been going to these places for a while. If you want more info just pm me no big deal =)).

Rocky Hill. Recent trip had some Asian girl that was damn near a mute that was from around 3/10-12/15 - not sure if that girl is still there or not but she was horrible no english at all. Normally that wouldn't be a problem but one of the worst experiences EVER! - unfortunately Lisa and her sister are not there now and they kicked ass.

Niota spa. Don't EVEN BOTHER! - its the same mama san that ran the old Asian Healthy Massage if you guys remember her? - which used to be the best in town back in the day. But this ***** is such a gigantic pain in the ass with the constant bitching that I finally told her off I couldn't take it anymore plus the girl that was there back at the end of Jan wasn't all that anyway. The place needs to be shut down or she needs to be ran off that would be better. Don't want to have a place shut down but if she is still there that place is dead to me and should be to everyone else but doubt that would happen hahaha.

Athens (K Spa) - good place most of the time unfortunately as well hasn't been opened in like 5 mos and the # has been disconnected but probably will re-open again in the future. Building is still there and so is the sign just probably a matter of time. It was once closed before for a short period of time. Don't think those guys get a lot of business.

Sun Spa (Farragut) - used to be alright but now it is just as bad as the one in Niota. The last good time I had there was probably last summer when the girl I aaw definitely took care of business. But then fast forward on 2 or 3 occasions recently and has everyone calls her you got that stringy orange haired clown working there who doesn't do shit and bitches a wholleeeee lot. Keep in mind this girl used to get down and dirty to back in 2012 I saw her then and she wasn't being a clown then. But now they are a useless place that does nothing for you and should be shut down as well. Sad it was a half way decent place and a convenient locale and also the orange haired girl name is Kim so avoid her at all costs guys you've been warned.

Seymour (Old Royal Spa) - its not bad but its definitely not what it used to be. New girl just started last week. She's ok at best but not like when Sophie and others worked there. They kicked ass back several mos ago.

I hope that helps I am sure there are more things to say or to discuss but that about sums up a lot of the local fare.

Outinthestreet.[/QUOTE]

Hit up ACU on kp. Decent massage.

That's all. Kept talking about boss lady will get mad. Oh well. Happy Hunting.

Dropped by the Chinese Back Rub on Parkside yesterday. I have had limited success here in the past, and really wanted a decent massage so I figured, why not. I was greeted by a tiny lady with long hair, she said her name was Jade. She spoke above average English. She provided an above average massage. On the flip she asked me if I've been there before, based on that timing I thought we were going to be best friends. She was very nervous about someone outside the curtain, and nothing remarkable occurred. She has a lot of upside. Long hair down and lets it glide across you, easy to communicate with, and overall a great massage.

Would love to know if anyone has better luck with her.

Hey was wanting to try the chapman hwy spa. Not seymour. Has anyone been there haven't seen any post on it or I've missed them please pm me or post here if you have any info. Thanks!

This is my normal stop when I need a great massage and no worries about extras. Not available. $48/ h for a good-to-great massage is a bargain to me. This trip was a little odd though. I was escorted to the room by the normal girl (I suck with names) and as soon as I got ready she came in to start. At some point in the back massage they swapped girls. The new girl was a little too rough. I like a very firm massage but she was just hurting more than massaging. I asked her to go a little softer and she complied. After the flip is when I noticed she was not the one that started. It ended up being a mediocre massage, which is disappointing since I went only for the massage.

I usually leave here very relaxed and without paying the much higher prices at some of other places.

KD.

Carolyn is one of the girls working here. She had a solo business in South Knoxville (near the Krystal) and moved to Rocky Hill a while back. She's been gone from RH and I lost her number so I thought she was just gone from the area. Lucky find at Angel. While I am new to posting I have been lurking for quite a long time and remember others having good experiences with her in the past, especially when she was in a solo place. She gives a great massage that is different than the standard AMP massage. Extras take more than one visit.

Only downside is her damn phones. She has two phones and every 5 min one / both were vibrating. Having her direct number is great when trying to setup a session but distracting when it's every 5 min during your session.

I know this is Knoxville but folks have said they'd travel to get a great experience. Seven Spa in Asheville might be worth the drive. I haven't visited there in 6 months and lots can change in that time. The service was very comparable to the service available at the now closed Royal Spa in Seymour. Last visit was pay the house 60-80, get an amazing TS, go to the room for massage and wonder if she is wearing underwear under that short, tight outfit (later I found the answer. No), mediocre to tolerable massage with a few uniques which I'll leave for you to discover. Then the flip and upsell. I thought the prices were a little high so we negotiated to a more fair rate. I left relaxed and happy.

KD.

[QUOTE=KnoxDude;2428908]I know this is Knoxville but folks have said they'd travel to get a great experience. Seven Spa in Asheville might be worth the drive. I haven't visited there in 6 months and lots can change in that time. The service was very comparable to the service available at the now closed Royal Spa in Seymour. Last visit was pay the house 60-80, get an amazing TS, go to the room for massage and wonder if she is wearing underwear under that short, tight outfit (later I found the answer. No), mediocre to tolerable massage with a few uniques which I'll leave for you to discover. Then the flip and upsell. I thought the prices were a little high so we negotiated to a more fair rate. I left relaxed and happy.

KD.[/QUOTE]I've read others' favorable reports but never had good luck there. Often they were not open when I visited, even during the day. When I did manage to see someone, upgrades were limited to nonexistent. I haven't tried since late December so maybe things have improved. I had better luck with Hot Stone Spa but they're a lot further away from town.

[QUOTE=KnoxDude;2427682]Carolyn is one of the girls working here. She had a solo business in South Knoxville (near the Krystal) and moved to Rocky Hill a while back. She's been gone from RH and I lost her number so I thought she was just gone from the area. Lucky find at Angel. While I am new to posting I have been lurking for quite a long time and remember others having good experiences with her in the past, especially when she was in a solo place. She gives a great massage that is different than the standard AMP massage. Extras take more than one visit.

Only downside is her damn phones. She has two phones and every 5 min one / both were vibrating. Having her direct number is great when trying to setup a session but distracting when it's every 5 min during your session.[/QUOTE]I was lucky to see Carolyn a few days ago she gives the best massage I always leave happy she is going by a different name now Cindy is here new name.

Went to the place at Rocky Hill for a 30 min massage (tight schedule). An Asian lady in her 40's took me to the room. After paying $40 I got undressed and she came back (I was hoping for someone younger to be honest but the little head did the thinking).

I got a massage (a very good and professional one to be honest) but. That's all I got. After I got dressed she even asked for a tip!

I don't understand what I did wrong.

I'm fairly new to the area but back in my home town the little extras were standard (or at least offered by the providers).

Well rookie's mistake I guess.