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[QUOTE=Rookiemonger; 1600742]LMFAO!"Now I want Kim"! That's too funny of a comment!

I was disappointed but have crossed Kim of my list as this was the 2nd time getting stood up. I have received 3 pm's from SM's stating they also were stood up by Kim. There's a pattern building up here & it's only a matter of time before this catches up to Kim. I have no ill will towards Kim. I was just pointing the multple names out, as recent as last month.

I have moved on, there are plenty of other "fish in the sea" as the saying goes. I just don't like driving an hour and 1/2 to see a provider and then getting "SHAFTED" so to speak! She has texted to say.

"She forgot to charge her phone"! Ok, a provider that NEEDS their phone to work off of "forgot to charge her phone"! I would have liked a better excuse than that.

It is what it is, I have moved on, I wish she would too. She text me again this a. M. Asking me why I told "her friends" that I stood her up. I simply replied to the 3 PM's I received I told them what happened. That is the purpose of this board right? To report the good & the bad? Just because Kim has had stellar reviews, I shouldn't post when I got stood but for an appointment after driving an hour and a 1/2?[/QUOTE]You provided some good info and that IS what this board is all about. Some guys just get caught up defending their favorite ladies no matter what.

[QUOTE=Drexx21; 1600305]Rookiemonger,

Sorry to hear you were stood up. I have not had any problems with Kim. She has always been straight up, very consistent and Good at what she does.

But Then I have been pretty lucky with all my dreams so far. Knock on wood. Crap why can't you find any wood when you need it! Ahhhh partical board. Does that count?

It's not my place to make excuses for anyone and so I will not.

I guess when it happens to me. (I here its like riding a motorcycle. Its not about IF you will crash but When.) If I have developed a rapport with the woman. I would take it in stride. Find out what the deal was. Maybe there was a good reason. If only there was a message board that would show updates."Sorry your fight has been canceled." "Please proceed to the next gate."

Insert "Drexx. Uh, dude there is sms." Yeah I know, I KNOW. Leave me alone I'm on a roll.

Alright I'm outa here. Off To find some solid wood.

Cheers,

Drexx[/QUOTE]Hey D,

Funny ass post! It's just ironic that after not responding to any of my text (3) & phone calls (2) in a 3 hour span, my final text to her was that I was leaving & heading to back to Tampa & that I would be leaving a -post about being stood up, than all of a sudden I get a text response stating "she forgot to charge her phone the night before"!

It is what it is, Erin definitely made my night last night! Thanks to Jethrow!

[QUOTE=Rookiemonger; 1600755]Hey D,

Funny ass post! It's just ironic that after not responding to any of my text (3) & phone calls (2) in a 3 hour span, my final text to her was that I was leaving & heading to back to Tampa & that I would be leaving a.post about being stood up, than all of a sudden I get a text response stating "she forgot to charge her phone the night before"!

It is what it is, Erin definitely made my night last night! Thanks to Jethrow![/QUOTE]Wow Rookie,

I can feel your pain. Driving so far. Even if only its imagined pain. (Yes I found solid wood.) But as you can see from my post I am not lacking in imagination. So Ouchh.

The whole phone thing can be a pain. I have forgot my charger at work. Even wrote out a txt and never sent it. (done this countless times) There used to be this thing called a hard line. But its been long dead.

I am very impressed that you have made the trip out to O town. There are some nice views in Tampa that I would not mind visiting but I am not so adventurous as you at the moment. But maybe I will grow some wings and fly out west.

You can substitute balls for wings. But it really does not fit. I just don't want to drive that long for something that might not work out.

Good to know you were able to find someone. It was cold last night and a weary traveler should not be out alone.

Cheers,

Drexx

This report is long overdue. I had a dream with kim (SweetP) a few weeks ago and it was the best experience I have had thus far. I'm a noob at this sort of hobby, but she made it very relaxing and enjoyable. She is a great conversationalist and is very smart. It was engaging to debate with her a little back and forth. She gave me a back massage and then got to work. She is amazing at all that she does.

Place was very safe and spacious.

I guess I'm still a civilian at heart, and a gentleman. You are right. This board serves us well. We need to report being stood up, being up sold, and especially dangerous situations. We report the good and the bad. Never saw her, but that name Sweet Petite just got to me. Sorry Rook.

[QUOTE=Rookiemonger; 1600742]LMFAO!"Now I want Kim"! That's too funny of a comment!

I was disappointed but have crossed Kim of my list as this was the 2nd time getting stood up. I have received 3 pm's from SM's stating they also were stood up by Kim. There's a pattern building up here & it's only a matter of time before this catches up to Kim. I have no ill will towards Kim. I was just pointing the multple names out, as recent as last month.

I have moved on, there are plenty of other "fish in the sea" as the saying goes. I just don't like driving an hour and 1/2 to see a provider and then getting "SHAFTED" so to speak! She has texted to say.

"She forgot to charge her phone"! Ok, a provider that NEEDS their phone to work off of "forgot to charge her phone"! I would have liked a better excuse than that.

It is what it is, I have moved on, I wish she would too. She text me again this a. M. Asking me why I told "her friends" that I stood her up. I simply replied to the 3 PM's I received I told them what happened. That is the purpose of this board right? To report the good & the bad? Just because Kim has had stellar reviews, I shouldn't post when I got stood but for an appointment after driving an hour and a 1/2?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mikaeles;1600703]I agree with Jenna a BBBJ is slightly more dangerous than a kiss on the lips. Std's transmitted orally is as my favorite commercial says you more likely to be mauled by a polar bear and a grizzly bear in the same day. Won't knock your preference but its not that risky in comparison. Plus I believe oral with a condom on before sex is my dangerous especially if the lady is not that good and drags her teeth over the condom a lot possibly breaking a small hole or tear in it. That's why I ask for a new condom after CBJ if that is what is available. That was just my idea on it.[/QUOTE]As with any provider, we all want our Gents to be fresh and squeaky clean, but guys if you're one to indulge in DATY, it's best to skip flossing before. Flossing cleans out the pipeline so to speak to the body believe it or not, and germs and bacteria introduced into the body this way have lead to something (serious, yet treatable) as small as a mouth abscess to (and a lot more common than you would think) fatal heart disease. Something to keep in mind, and just a word of wisdom from my Peanut Gallery!

Xoxo L

Hello to everyone been on here for a while just haven't had the luck of meeting a nice girl to post about but hopefully I can start contributing to the board hope everyone has a happy thanksgiving.

[QUOTE=LaurenOrlando; 1601034]As with any provider, we all want our Gents to be fresh and squeaky clean, but guys if you're one to indulge in DATY, it's best to skip flossing before. Flossing cleans out the pipeline so to speak to the body believe it or not, and germs and bacteria introduced into the body this way have lead to something (serious, yet treatable) as small as a mouth abscess to (and a lot more common than you would think) fatal heart disease. Something to keep in mind, and just a word of wisdom from my Peanut Gallery!

Xoxo L[/QUOTE]OH HELL! I will never be able to look at an escort's vagina the same again. That's it I am bringing the shrink wrap on my next visit. Have scheduled an appointment with a Heart Specialist this Morining! OMG! No pussy for me.

[QUOTE=LaurenOrlando; 1601034]As with any provider, we all want our Gents to be fresh and squeaky clean, but guys if you're one to indulge in DATY, it's best to skip flossing before. Flossing cleans out the pipeline so to speak to the body believe it or not, and germs and bacteria introduced into the body this way have lead to something (serious, yet treatable) as small as a mouth abscess to (and a lot more common than you would think) fatal heart disease. Something to keep in mind, and just a word of wisdom from my Peanut Gallery!

Xoxo L[/QUOTE]Sounds like you are the Lauren / Michelle from MBS. True? Interesting if you are. I sure hope not because, you should not be posting hygiene data relating to "DATY" at MBS. I thought MBS was not a provider of "additional services", notwithstanding the plethora of detailed information posted here about MBS. My knowledge of MBS is that you have gorgeous women who, for almost the past year and a half, perform simple body rubs and nothing more. Lauren / Michelle, I hope MBS stays legitimate. I recall one post from a week or two ago that said "Catalina" would not allow "DATY". Good for her! P. S. I am gald to see that you know how to spell correctly. Also, you seem to be familiar with bacteria entering the bloodstream via an abscess. Perhaps you have worked, or, are currently working, in the medical / dentistry field, because, the average person would have no way of knowing this. Yet, you failed to point out that the bacteria specific to affecting the heart is a bacteria that "attaches" itself to heart valves and heart muscle that are already damaged in some way. People who have a healthy heart are rarely affected by this bacteria. This nefarious bacteria, known as "Bacterial Endocarditis", usually affects the "Mitral Valve", which is the heart valve that regulates blow flow between the left atrium and the left ventricle. It is only fatal if left untreated. FYI.

I found this girl in orange city, dam smoking hot, was worth the money, cute red head, only 5 feet tall. 90 lbs, great to snuggle with, but she only does incalls, dam shame, but was worth the drive, she loves doggie style, and knows how to work it. And loves oral, she can't deep thoat but dam, she let me take pics but I don't know how to post them, hit me up if you want to know her, worth every penny, not no 20 dollar hoe though, never mind figured it out,

[QUOTE=Marine77;1608060]Sounds like you are the Lauren / Michelle from MBS. True? Interesting if you are. I sure hope not because, you should not be posting hygiene data relating to "DATY" at MBS. I thought MBS was not a provider of "additional services", notwithstanding the plethora of detailed information posted here about MBS. My knowledge of MBS is that you have gorgeous women who, for almost the past year and a half, perform simple body rubs and nothing more. Lauren / Michelle, I hope MBS stays legitimate. I recall one post from a week or two ago that said "Catalina" would not allow "DATY". Good for her! P. S. I am gald to see that you know how to spell correctly. Also, you seem to be familiar with bacteria entering the bloodstream via an abscess. Perhaps you have worked, or, are currently working, in the medical / dentistry field, because, the average person would have no way of knowing this. Yet, you failed to point out that the bacteria specific to affecting the heart is a bacteria that "attaches" itself to heart valves and heart muscle that are already damaged in some way. People who have a healthy heart are rarely affected by this bacteria. This nefarious bacteria, known as "Bacterial Endocarditis", usually affects the "Mitral Valve", which is the heart valve that regulates blow flow between the left atrium and the left ventricle. It is only fatal if left untreated. FYI.[/QUOTE]LaurenOrlando is an independent "escort". With some affiliation within the medical field. The post seems to be aimed at defending MBS and in showing your knowledge of the medical field. A simple search would have saved you the embarrassment of appearing foolish-VS

[QUOTE=VerySlowly;1608365]LaurenOrlando is an independent "escort". With some affiliation within the medical field. The post seems to be aimed at defending MBS and in showing your knowledge of the medical field. A simple search would have saved you the embarrassment of appearing foolish-VS[/QUOTE]No Marine,

I'm not whomever you're referring to, I am the one and only Lauren of Orlando aka Orlandos Hidden Treasure, but thanks for asking, and yes I do have an extensive background in the Medical / Surgical field. My posting was simply an additional comment on the topic of CBJ vs. BBBJ and risks involved. I was simply sharing a little insight (although not quite as detailed as yours) that I'm sure a lot of people weren't aware of.

Just trying to keep the Hobby a safer and saner place for us all!

Semper Fidelis.

Xoxo L

[QUOTE=LaurenOrlando; 1601034]As with any provider, we all want our Gents to be fresh and squeaky clean, but guys if you're one to indulge in DATY, it's best to skip flossing before. Flossing cleans out the pipeline so to speak to the body believe it or not, and germs and bacteria introduced into the body this way have lead to something (serious, yet treatable) as small as a mouth abscess to (and a lot more common than you would think) fatal heart disease. Something to keep in mind, and just a word of wisdom from my Peanut Gallery!

Xoxo L[/QUOTE]I always said this hobby is not for the faint of heart!

[QUOTE=VerySlowly;1608365]LaurenOrlando is an independent "escort". With some affiliation within the medical field. The post seems to be aimed at defending MBS and in showing your knowledge of the medical field. A simple search would have saved you the embarrassment of appearing foolish-VS[/QUOTE]VS, thank you for the info on Lauren. My ex-wife is an RN in the cardiac care unit at a Colorado hospital. When I send her my child suport check next month, I will mention that you took notice of my medical knowledge. I am sure she will appreciate that! Anyway, I have only recently begun to post on here as you can see, though, I have been reading USASG for more than one year. I decided to start posting because I felt as though I could contribute some small pieces of information to this forum. I have rarely visited a provider outside of an incall location, due to the obvious inherent risks of visiting a woman at her location. I read somewhere on here that a gentleman was robbed by a black thug and another gentleman saw a tall, skinny black thug with "dreads" coming out of a woman's hotel room. Again, people have the right to choose who they want as a provider. My opinion is that, going to a woman's hotel, residence, etc, can manifest into a myriad of problems for the client. Massage studios are my preferred course of therapy, because, I like an established setting. Indeed, I have been going to MBS ever since they first opened. I usually try to get in there once per month, or so. The women there, both former and current, have always been professional, respectful and kind to me. The Lauren / Michelle that works the front desk there has alway been kind, courteous and professional to me as well. As for appearing "foolish", I did not say for certain that Lauren, the provider, is the Lauren / Michelle from MBS. I merely stated that it could be her, not that it was her. Marine thought of the day: USMC; America's 911 service. Uh Rah! Semper Fi.

[QUOTE=LaurenOrlando; 1608842]No Marine,

I'm not whomever you're referring to, I am the one and only Lauren of Orlando aka Orlandos Hidden Treasure, but thanks for asking, and yes I do have an extensive background in the Medical / Surgical field. My posting was simply an additional comment on the topic of CBJ vs. BBBJ and risks involved. I was simply sharing a little insight (although not quite as detailed as yours) that I'm sure a lot of people weren't aware of.

Just trying to keep the Hobby a safer and saner place for us all!

Semper Fidelis.

Xoxo L[/QUOTE]Lauren, thank you for the post. Of course, I did not know for sure if you worked at MBS or not. I merely thought that, perhaps, you did work there. As VS stated, I like the women there and they like me. So, I just wanted to make a statement. I certainly did not mean any disrepect to you and I offer you my sincere apologies if you misunderstood my intent. If you have a moment, read my response to VS. I think I might like to try an independent woman for therapeutic purposes, however, I do not want to take the chance of meeting a woman who has a dangerous man nearby. I have too much at stake, to risk losing it all because I had to hurt some thug who "thought" he was a tough guy, while making the foolish mistake of trying to confront me. Maybe someone on this forum can recommend a woman who is safe, kind, independent and clean. I am not looking for sex. I just enjoy being with beautiful women and spending an hour or two with them for companionship. Another Marine thought of the day: The Marines do not build character. They reveal it! Uh Rah, Semper Fi, Lauren. XXOO