Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Indy Greek]Has anyone met with her? I've tried contacting her with no luck. Seems like a real ad and a great deal.[/QUOTE]
Do you have a link to the add?

I have met a lady over in Bellville. She stated to me she is shy of meeting too many and that I was one of the lucky ones. Not worth relaying info on her since she was so bad and did not want to do much. She was stoned on something and could not communicate good. We visited a local notel, did the act and that was it. I did not call her again.

B

[QUOTE=AMP Lvr]I dreamt that I had a pretty good experience in St Chas a week or so ago. I should have dreamt again that I went back there. Instead, I wanted to try something new and saw the Swansea, IL posting (618 222-xxyy) and dreamt that I decided I'd try that.

It was not good. The place is messy and cluttered. The lady was old. It's hard to say with Vietnamese women, but I'd say she was at least early 50's. $. 7. She gave an OK massage, for a short time, then sat on stool and gave a little bit of a massage. Then she's talking money, money, money. And sort of rushing it. Then she clips my toenails (only after I paid her. 2), which was OK. Then she's talking about trimming my hair; I thought it was a euphemism. Then, she comes back and puts something that smelled nasty on my very lower abdomen. Creamy and nasty. Then I'm like exploring myself. Ok, here's where it gets really ugly. She farted or something. It was horrific. Imagine the worst diaper or the worst nursing home you've ever smelled and then multiple that by 10. I thought I'd vomit. The entire way home, I could smell that nasty smell. I had to stop off at gas station and rinse out my mouth and wash my hands. Then I get home and shower immediately and my hair is falling out. I guess she put hair removal down there. Horrible. Horrible. Avoid it.[/QUOTE]Sorry, but I laughed out load after reading this. I know you didn't write it that way, but that is one funny stor.

I have been trying for a few months now to set up a time with Sara, but she does not return calls I guess to potentially new clients and with Ereena, who has canceled or no-showed 3 times. Also have never been able to get a way to contact Andrea who is reviewed so well here.

Any hints on getting appointments with these three? Anyone want to put in a good word? I have seen (see reviews here) Kami, Molly, Angie, Debbie, Dee (recently, so no report yet) and a few others in W. County (Shelley, never again, Leah, not bad), Lake St. Louis and North County. I have been to Sunrise and Evergreen and even to Pink's place across the river (more reviews here). Miss the AMPs from when I traveled more.

Andrea and Sara seem to be high up on the list and Ereena sounds like an experience that needs to be first hand. Just would like to broaden my horizons on the local massage ladies.

Thanks for any help. PMs welcome on this.

[QUOTE=Mjaymjay]Folks,

Anyone have a read on Clayton Serenity these days...new ownership, new staff?

The place has provided some good times and some not so good.

Thanks,

MJ[/QUOTE]Its all how you play it I know Nikki is hard to schedule but finishes you off really nice! Well worth it!

[QUOTE=Lovegolf]Anyone know about niki or nikki at clayton serenity, blonde used to be a dancer I think?

Have heard about but no info

Any info?[/QUOTE]Unbelievable BJ. Well worth it.

[QUOTE=MrGozinya]Nikki is hard to get ahold of. Just keep trying.[/QUOTE]If you have the money she will do anything for you.

[QUOTE=Mike Hater]If you have the money she will do anything for you.[/QUOTE]

Mike,

Any photo or link to the ad? There are a lot of "Nikkis" floating around. Most will do anything if you have the money. Hard to know the players without a score card. In other words, who are you talking about?

Have not been to see her, but plan on it now.

Can anyone confirm this is her?

for all you Hobbist out there that like Sharon, she has added and new 4 hand massage lady to the service that is offered. Ann Marie is available on request and you need to make an appointment in advance, but the combination is well worth it. Ann Marie brings a new and exciting menue to the table that I am shure you will enjoy.

That's her. She's heavier now - but still attractive.

She is very difficult to get ahold of and equally unreliable in keeping appointments.

I work in a writing lab and I have had tons of asian women who have no clue what a comma, or an 'a', or a 'the' is, parading on my head all day, trying to get their work "edited" before spring break.

Getting a nice massage and a happy ending from some Asian woman would be a great form of catharsis, to say the least.

Does anyone know of any good massage parlors on the st. Louis side of the river? I heard there was a new place on Olive. That still kicking?

Let me know.

Jeez,

Or maybe should work out some side deals on this whole tutoring thing.

Jim

I visited AMP on olive two days ago.

They did not too bad but not an excellent job.

[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-asian-retreat/3233458[/url]

[QUOTE=Big Jimbo]I work in a writing lab and I have had tons of asian women who have no clue what a comma, or an 'a', or a 'the' is, parading on my head all day, trying to get their work "edited" before spring break.

Getting a nice massage and a happy ending from some Asian woman would be a great form of catharsis, to say the least.

Does anyone know of any good massage parlors on the st. Louis side of the river? I heard there was a new place on Olive. That still kicking?

Let me know.

Jeez,

Or maybe should work out some side deals on this whole tutoring thing.

Jim[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Big Jimbo]...

Getting a nice massage and a happy ending from some Asian woman would be a great form of catharsis, to say the least.

Does anyone know of any good massage parlors on the st. Louis side of the river? I heard there was a new place on Olive. That still kicking?

...

Or maybe should work out some side deals on this whole tutoring thing.

Jim[/QUOTE]

This is the place on olive: [url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/purrfect-asian-kittens-25/3233377[/url] If you can find the Papa John's in U. City, you can find them. Search this thread for olive and you will find the reviews. I am planning on giving them a shot this week or next.

When you call the phone number, if the person sounds like they learned English an hour ago, that is them. If they are anglos, say hello to the UCPD. I knew that 'Cindy' was gone from the first AMP on Olive in UC when I called the number and the lady who answered spoke perfect, un-accented English.

[QUOTE=Jeffc 574]This is the place on olive: [url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/purrfect-asian-kittens-25/3233377[/url] If you can find the Papa John's in U. City, you can find them. Search this thread for olive and you will find the reviews. I am planning on giving them a shot this week or next.

When you call the phone number, if the person sounds like they learned English an hour ago, that is them. If they are anglos, say hello to the UCPD. I knew that 'Cindy' was gone from the first AMP on Olive in UC when I called the number and the lady who answered spoke perfect, un-accented English.[/QUOTE]
Going to this place is like a roll of the dice. Be prepared to have your name in the paper.

Sometime over the winter, Brigitte decide to change her name to Summer. Name changes always seem to be associated with less than stellar reviews. She wears a very provocative outfit in her ad now (see photo). I am wondering if she has changed her methods. When I saw her she was nice enough but she did not do a HE or give me any reason to return.

Also, she is not to be confused with the lady down 55 who also uses the name Summer, who is the real deal.