Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Rammer; 1472390]Was in the need for just a good massage. Went to a place for the 25 dollar special. Past another shop and noticed a few good looking girls before I got to where I was going. WHen I reached where I intended to go, there greated me was an overweighted gal still eating. So I just asked how much and then excused myself. From there, I backed tracked to where the girl where at and asked for the price. It just so happens to be 25 too so I just gave it a go. I was given someone other than what I was eyeing but I did not say anything. Gal I had looked like someone I did before in a condo? Face was a 5 but the body is smoking hot but I was just in for a massage anyway so no big deal. Started with a decent massage and she was in control of the towel which was almost off most of the time. She rubbed my ass in a way that exposes Mr. Stinky and brushes a few times where I like. At this point, I was wonder but not sure. The massage was good so I did not want to ruin a good thing besides, all I want is a massage. Well, on the flip, she can tell I had a boner. And she was always bending over me. When I noticed her pants exposed 1/3 of that crack, my hands had no choice but cop a big feel. So for another. 4, got what I wasn't trying to get. Left. 65 light but it was cheap fun.

Rammer[/QUOTE]Ok, pm me this accident please.

PC out

[QUOTE=Rammer; 1472390]Was in the need for just a good massage. Went to a place for the 25 dollar special. Past another shop and noticed a few good looking girls before I got to where I was going. WHen I reached where I intended to go, there greated me was an overweighted gal still eating. So I just asked how much and then excused myself. From there, I backed tracked to where the girl where at and asked for the price. It just so happens to be 25 too so I just gave it a go. I was given someone other than what I was eyeing but I did not say anything. Gal I had looked like someone I did before in a condo? Face was a 5 but the body is smoking hot but I was just in for a massage anyway so no big deal. Started with a decent massage and she was in control of the towel which was almost off most of the time. She rubbed my ass in a way that exposes Mr. Stinky and brushes a few times where I like. At this point, I was wonder but not sure. The massage was good so I did not want to ruin a good thing besides, all I want is a massage. Well, on the flip, she can tell I had a boner. And she was always bending over me. When I noticed her pants exposed 1/3 of that crack, my hands had no choice but cop a big feel. So for another. 4, got what I wasn't trying to get. Left. 65 light but it was cheap fun.

Rammer[/QUOTE]Please introduce her to me!

When back to day and said I wanted a massage. From her. I pointed to a nice looking girl. A decent 7 with a spinner body. Good attitue of the bat and I strocked her ass right from the start. She giggled alot and talked. She smile a said she knew I was bad. I thought it would turn out great but she was just dealing with me and ended getting nothing. Tried to get her to be bad but she wouldn't. Still she gave me a card for next time even though knows what I am looking for. She tried to sell more time but I couldn't. Was that my punishment? May try again but I do not want to feel like a fool 2 x.

Rammer

[QUOTE=Rammer; 1476308]When back to day and said I wanted a massage. From her. I pointed to a nice looking girl. A decent 7 with a spinner body. Good attitue of the bat and I strocked her ass right from the start. She giggled alot and talked. She smile a said she knew I was bad. I thought it would turn out great but she was just dealing with me and ended getting nothing. Tried to get her to be bad but she wouldn't. Still she gave me a card for next time even though knows what I am looking for. She tried to sell more time but I couldn't. Was that my punishment? May try again but I do not want to feel like a fool 2 x.

Rammer[/QUOTE]Rammer,

That first time was a true accident with that Mimi gal. Thos place isn't a Pizza by any stretch. Girls maybe cuter but perhaps take out is in order. She likes you enough, late nite snack after work maybe a start.

PC out.

BTW, had a session with my legit therapist off Valley a few days ago and I was able to rub the kitty finally, accident of course.

Palm Tree on BP in BP is fuckin' awesome. It's in an odd area of warehouses and was a little tricky for me to find in the dark. The rooms are great; easily the size of my living room and dining room combined. They've got a couch in the room in addition to the table which is cool. I'm a sucker for TS so I got the 45min for $60. I got there at the same time as 2 hot, young Korean women and a Korean dude. They were giving MMS some roses and appeared to be talking in a friendly way. They had Latina and Korean on the menu. I was very pleased with what I saw and got some decent FS. I'll be glad to add this to my rotation.

[QUOTE=Just_Shat;1458080]I either have a thing for grandmas or I am a cheap MF'er. I think I'm just a frugal horndog. Anyways I have visiting Shirley bi-weekly for the past 3 months. I feel I need to spread my money around So I am in need of another provider. Can some one shoot me a PM with a new resource.[/QUOTE]How was she? Good? Rush?

[QUOTE=Rammer; 1476308]When back to day and said I wanted a massage. From her. I pointed to a nice looking girl. A decent 7 with a spinner body. Good attitue of the bat and I strocked her ass right from the start. She giggled alot and talked. She smile a said she knew I was bad. I thought it would turn out great but she was just dealing with me and ended getting nothing. Tried to get her to be bad but she wouldn't. Still she gave me a card for next time even though knows what I am looking for. She tried to sell more time but I couldn't. Was that my punishment? May try again but I do not want to feel like a fool 2 x.

Rammer[/QUOTE]Dropped by for a good massage. Got the massage. No HE. None asked for, none given. Great massage though. 25+10 for the hour.

Here's something to note, They usually keep a couple of ladies (employees) sitting by the door dressed like skanks wearing hooker makeup. So you walk in thinking this place is a providing place. These two ladies get you in the door, and wave someone else over to take you. Your masseuse is the one dressed in jeans, long pants, long sleeves, no make-up, etc.

Good for a massage, but nothing else. Thanks for the heads up though, Ramster. I needed a cheap good massage place.

Bender

[QUOTE=BenderOver; 1478923]Dropped by for a good massage. Got the massage. No HE. None asked for, none given. Great massage though. 25+10 for the hour.

Here's something to note, They usually keep a couple of ladies (employees) sitting by the door dressed like skanks wearing hooker makeup. So you walk in thinking this place is a providing place. These two ladies get you in the door, and wave someone else over to take you. Your masseuse is the one dressed in jeans, long pants, long sleeves, no make-up, etc.

Good for a massage, but nothing else. Thanks for the heads up though, Ramster. I needed a cheap good massage place.

Bender[/QUOTE]Bender,

There are at least 5 $25hr massagi places on the blvd there. If you want legit, there are many choices.

PC out

I hit the Palm Tree recently in BP. It's across the street from the lumber. You'll know what I'm talking about if you know the area.

Summary opinion of this place: Similar to HT, a little more expensive, not younger, not hotter.

Details.

I hit this place like a repeat customer. MMS asked how long, I said 45 minutes. It's 60 and includes a table shower.

I waited 15 minutes for kgal April to come in. She takes me to the table room and gives me a good washing. Asks what I do for a living and keeps telling me that she's never seen me there. Ok, whatever.

The shower lasted 15 minutes and it was competent. Back in the room, she tries to wake up Jr. By kissing my back, rubbing her titties on my ass, and running her long hair up and down my back, but Jr's not cooperating too well because her face score wasn't high enough. So I had to resort to stroking her ass, and I got a little better worked up on that motion. On the flip, she puts on a cover, CBJ for a few seconds, and rides me CG and RCG. I put her into mish and FIA. That was enough for me to shoot in the cover.

LASER.

L Face 6 Body 6. 5, the face is kinda bleh and she's missing back teeth. Her body is tall and natural, but tits are starting to show little bit of sag. She smelled like Korean dinner. Not so pleasing.

A 4, Kept complaining about everything. Said that my 100 offer to tip was not good enough because I asked for the 45 minute with table shower. I told her I didn't plan on paying more, so she was a be*h.

S 4, CBJ, CFS. Nothing else was on the table.

E 60+100, 45 minute time slot includes table shower. Actual time stayed: 15 minutes waiting by myself. 15 minute shower. 10 minute FS. 3 minute additional massage when I said that I felt we had time left. There's no massage to speak of here.

R No. HT down the street with cuter and sexier girls. 150 locks in the price and that comes with table shower. Wait, is it 150 or 140? I can't even remember right now. Go to HT for hot girls. Go to Alhambra for a good massage. Go to Palm Tree for a bad experience.

There is the pro: The rooms in this place are really big and very nice. Too bad the provider I had was crap.

Bender

I saw a Lulu in Arcadia. She an older Chinese woman that is a one masseuse show. Very nice tits with light colored Asian nips. She wasn't game for much but ended up with a HJ. She promised me more next time but the grannie thing isn't my game. I just wanted to have a looksie cause her place is around the corner from my house. Anyways, she is 40 for half and tipped her 20 for HJ. I won't be back ever again and I told her so. She was so behaving so nice as I was headed out the door but hommie don't play that. I don't play games, especially with milfs that should know better than to dangle a carrot.

Gave that place across from the Chase bank on Las Tunas another try. There's reasoning. Mostly because it was late, the other (reliable) place on Las Tunas was closed, I was already 6 sheets to the wind, and I really didn't want to drive to get Pizza. Thus. I ended up at Chase.

Well, ended up with the same girl. (yeah, I forget her name. Again. So don't ask.). At any rate, same teasing as before, I was even starting to think I probably fucked up last time, because she's being really nice today, teasing the boys, stroking, etc, etc. Well, on the flip. Bam! Right into an eye-forehead massage starts saying, again: 'You going to relax tonight, sleep like baby. ' I do start grabbing her as, and then she grabs my balls (so, yes it it better than last time. But only this much) , then she says 'you do, I can't. It's illegal'. So. I HE myself while she strokes my balls. Then, she hands me a tissue, I have to clean myself off, she goes back to the face massage for about 30 seconds and says 'finished'. But. Problem is, I paid for the hour, and, it's only been 40 minutes. And, if you see my last report I was already pissed that they short changed me on the time last go around. This time I explicitly noted the time we started.

Long story short, she starts going into how it was after 9 when I came in, they close at 10 (of course at the time I came in, they did very much promise me a full hour). Blah blah blah. She say 'next time you come in I give you extra 15 minutes' (note, I was shorted 20, but, it's irrelevant at this point). So, I decide to be a smart ass and say 'That's cool! Next time I come in I will give you the tip'. Needless to say, she's not happy with my attitude, and proceeds to tell me how she will 'remember my face', (or something along those lines) and that she will tell everyone I don't tip and I'll never get a massage in SGV again. Or something like that anyway. At any rate, this time for real, I'm not going back. But, probably an irrelevant statement, if this chick is capable of remembering my face, I'll be booted out anyway. Or so it seems. The rest of her threat about her ability to black list me from SGV. Well, I'm not all that worried.

[QUOTE=ElBango;1488139]She say 'next time you come in I give you extra 15 minutes' (note, I was shorted 20, but, it's irrelevant at this point). So, I decide to be a smart ass and say 'That's cool! Next time I come in I will give you the tip'.[/QUOTE]LMAO! That's funny shit! I wish I was that quick-witted when I'm in similar situations. Good for you, bro!

Ventured over to the pizza joint on a mid-afternoon a few Sundays ago. As I pulled up, I noticed a fellow entering the building, so I parked several spots up the street and stayed in my car a few minutes to give them some time to sort him out. A few minutes later, in my mirror, I noticed the fellow and his tech emerge thru their new front door policy, so I hopped out and approached the building optimistically, because the fellow who had just emerged had landed what looked like (from my brief glimpse) a petite cutie.

So I enter, and they do the standard sorting out what I'm there for. And proceed to offer me a 50 yr old (guessing age) , most homely looking pudgy tech I've ever been assigned. I was in shock, so as she was taking me out the front door, I picked up my phone to take an "emergency" phone call, and told her something had come up and that I had to unfortunately depart and just jammed down the sidewalk to get the heck out of there.

It was so disappointing given the previous tech I had seen leave the building. Had to laugh at my own misfortune. I was hoping I'd have a more informative posting for you boys, and am usually willing to TOFTT, but I got to draw the line when the tech reminds me of Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

Haven't written a report in a long time, mostly been doing the same stuff and really not worthy of reporting but recently tried some different places and thought I'd give a report. Place just started advertising on CL and is on Arrow Hwy. Went on Tuesday and they said it was there second day opened (if I knew that I would not have gone) 2 women set up, I asked the one that took my money if she could be my provider and she said yes, escorted me to room, took off my clothes and laid face down, no towel. When she came you in I could hear her run over and put the towel on, not a good sign. Average massage and when it comes to the legs, not even close. But half way through she leaves and the other woman comes in to take over, same thing not even coming close to anything. There ad says nothing about pretty girls or you will be satisfied but given the area I thought I would take a chance. I would suggest going somewhere else. Another place just east of Rosemead on Valley, at the time I went it was 60 for the hour, talked them down to 40 for the first time. Horrible massage, older Chinese woman, half way through gave me the HJ sign and asked for money up front. Got up, gave her the money and as soon as she was done (or I was done) she points at her hangnail and says she can't continue, just happens to be at the 30 min mark. Never going back. Place on Las Tunas that El Bango talked about I had the 2 biggest tease sessions I've ever had but nothing. Last time I was promised something more the next time I come in but haven't been back. S. El Monte, Big Apple, mostly older Chinese with good massage and standard finish and if you liked Apple from Royal she works there now. Two more down the street that are related are my go to places and my ATF works at one of them. I've heard some bad reports about them but if you know who to ask for you won't be disappointed. Sorry for the long report hope some of this helps.

Does jenny still works at healing therapy. She has a great face and body and have no problems without any cover.