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Hey, not weird. The ladies must read the boards. Its not always a good idea to post exactly what happens. We are not dummies, and if the language is broad and grandiose we can get the message. If someone is too dense to figure out that there was more than a massage. Well RTFF.
Hope horse got out from under. It has happened to me. Mr. Jackson was kind enough to remove my inappropriate post.
Smiling Fox
Just want to say.
I have never met a more finer group or MP people than here.
I know times are tough but I'm sure all will weather the economic storm.
I want to say that Kelly at MU is one of the finest and beautiful ladies in the business. And I love her dearly. Any derogatory remarks about her is totally false. She is all woman.
Also I want to say that Lily at JHH is also a wonderful lady that is dear to me.
Cynthia at Sunlight is also a truly fine and wonderful lady.
All run very classy establishments.
I want to also compliment the mms's at JNW, Asia Health, Moonlight and Oriental Spa.
If anyone wishes to follow my escapades please do so.
It has been a pleasant stay here in Baltimore. Will miss you all.
I do have a couple of recent experiences I may post.
In the immortal words of Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, " Happy Trails to You, Until We Meet Again".
Your most Excellent Dude, goodbye.
[QUOTE=Horse Man]Picture of Tia, or Lea Lea at Pinetree.[/QUOTE]
Probably a nice personality, looks to be a little old (50's I bet they usually look 30 but really 50). Great BJ lips heheheh. Too bad she doesn't offer that to clients!
Average Amp woman, but that is about all you get here in this neck of the woods. The real talent has left the building!
Assuming that MU stands for Massage Universe, I visited both MU and JNW today, my first time at each.
JNW is a bit scary as it's in a house on York Road right next to a big medical office complex, in a residential area, next to a Texaco. The place is in the basement. The girl, Jo, was cute, not obviously Korean.- maybe Lao or Chinese?.- and the service was FS and adequate, not great. She had nice natural attributes and a pretty face.
MU was a bit different and I wasn't as happy. MU is on York Road right next to the exit for 695, across the street from a smallish office complex and not much cover in the parking lot right in front of the office.
Both places reminded me of some of the places in Wheaton back about 10 years ago. That's not necessarily a compliment.
Misu was my girl at MU (massage universe) and she was cute, a bit weird, not up to even considering a BJ and, at one point, going out to get Saran Wrap to wrap me with (! ). I don't know if FS is on the menu.- I think *so* as she mumbled something about bringing cover myself next time. I dined at the Y and it wasn't great, a bit gamey, frankly. Her personality was pleasant and could be nicer on a 2nd or 3rd visit but I don't have the inclination to go back, frankly.
Both places were a disappointment, frankly.
The glory days of Sunny and other women at Arikato in Waldorf are over; there is no place with women of that caliber or grooming anymore, obviously.
Not to be cruel, just quite disappointed now that I made the effort to drive all the way out of my normal radius just to try these two places near Baltimore.
I would have a hard time reconciling *my* experiences today with the reviews I've read on this board of both places.
Please do not flame me for this honest appraisal.- my tips were more than generous at both places and were asked for, and give, up front.- just providing information from a fellow adventurer.
Okay. I've RTFF'd multiple times now, and I'm trying to figure out if JHH or MU offer a table shower. Just wondering, since it doesn't seem like it was mentioned as part of the prose.
I'm definitely disappointed that the HC AMPs don't offer TS anymore, and few offer assistance (which is nice). For me, that's one of the best parts of the overall experience.
Thanks,
KJ
I went to see how the 'under new management' One Spa was over in Ellicott City last month. I hadn't been there for about 5 years (or more). Back when Connie was there. And Sue (who was quite old, but gave a great massage). I went in, following the mms to the room, and handed over my $70 for the hour. She asked if I wanted a shower, I responded affirmatively, and waited for my provider to lead me down the hallway. After about a minute, the mms came back in and had me follow her. I'm thinking. "okay, not what I was hoping for". Ended up showering myself while mms waited outside the curtain. Led me back to the room, where I waited for more assistance.
Sunny came in, who directed me to the table, and began administering a half-hearted massage. After about 15 minutes of this, she starts with some light stroking, and then asks if I brought a big tip with me. I hadn't since I wasn't really going for all options. Normally, I carry 4 bills to cover a fun time. Anyway, she decided that I looked like I really needed some relief anyway, and proceeded to get undressed. The rest is pretty textbook (or is it forum-book) procedure for administering relaxation. Due to my own shortcomings I was in and out in about 40 minutes.
I had a pleasant enough time, but probably won't repeat. I really do like the shower and massage. I didn't get a look at any other girls there, so I cannot report on them either.
[QUOTE=Kujome]Okay. I've RTFF'd multiple times now, and I'm trying to figure out if JHH or MU offer a table shower.
KJ[/QUOTE]
MU....No
JH....Yes...If you get Victoria you will get a nude bodyrub/slide and get to eat her on the table. She gave me the option of staying in shower room and playing water games or going to the massage room. Happy sliping and sliding
Went to MU today to say farewell to Kelly. As I was sitting there I happen to see this really nice looking asian girl making her way across the hallway into one of the rooms. She smiled at me and I just knew I wanted her. Kelly said her name was Fong and I immediately got an appointment with her. Anyway, I had just taken a shower at home, so I simply undressed as directed by Kelly and lay on the table belly first. In walks Fong wearing a really short cut pair of shorts, where I could see her nice round ass is hanging out. I say to myself, Oooh crap.
Really cute, with a nice figure. probably 33 and b chi-chi's. Really petite and really struttin her body. She starts off massaging directly in front of me. That's when I reached over grabbing those cheeks giving them a slight squeeze. At this point, I say to myself, what the hell just go for it. So I unbutton her shorts, and pull them, and her underwear down to her knees. As she bent over to remove the shorts, I decided to stand up. As she stood up I grabbed the bottom of her blouse and pulled it over head and then unsnapped her bra. Now we are both totally naked and I grabbed between her cheeks with the left hand and my right hand made its way between her shoulder blade and I pulled her towards me gently fingering the upper part of her brown spot. I started kissing and tongueing her neck and kissed my way to her lips. Our lips locked in position and I was squeezing her against my naked body and continued gently fingering her brown spot. After a couple of minutes of this, she starts returning my squeezes and she really is getting into it. She is really reacting like my lover at this point. She is really hot. Kelly did mention that she is new to the business and I can see that she is really acting like a girl friend. It's been a while since I've gotten this kind of reaction, and I really love this. I motion for her to lay on the table and she leans back and opens her legs. I start kissing her ample nipples and reach down for the kitty with my middle finger and start massaging her little tender spot. Looking down at her body I can see how remarkably proportioned it is. I can't take it anymore. I want in. I try to insert it and it won't go in. Really tight. She says K.Y. I reply yes.
She sees my cover sitting on the table and puts it on me and lubricates it.
It slid in slowly amid her moans. As I worked her she loosened, thats when I started to pound her little kitty. Wow, her facial expressions went thru the roof. She really made some noise and then she just tightened up and let go with a huge yell. I pulled out stood up and motioned for me to lay down for cg and rcg my favorite positions. I then lay on my back and she got on top. I just started pounding that little kitty again and again. She yelled and came and I followed just after. I pulled her towards me and she laid on top of me while I'm still in her. When we recovered I had ten minutes left so she finished off with the massage with me just laying there. I asked for an assisted shower and she oblidged. I then got dressed gave her a long DFK said my farewells to Kelly and left.
Fellas take care of this one. Really nice.
Excellent Dude
$$.0
9,9,9
[QUOTE=Excellent Dude]Went to MU today to say farewell to Kelly. As I was sitting there I happen to see this really nice looking asian girl making her way across the hallway into one of the rooms. She smiled at me and I just knew I wanted her. Kelly said her name was Fong and I immediately got an appointment with her. Anyway, I had just taken a shower at home, so I simply undressed as directed by Kelly and lay on the table belly first. In walks Fong wearing a really short cut pair of shorts, where I could see her nice round ass is hanging out. I say to myself, Oooh crap.
Really cute, with a nice figure. probably 33 and b chi-chi's. Really petite and really struttin her body. She starts off massaging directly in front of me. That's when I reached over grabbing those cheeks giving them a slight squeeze. At this point, I say to myself, what the hell just go for it. So I unbutton her shorts, and pull them, and her underwear down to her knees. As she bent over to remove the shorts, I decided to stand up. As she stood up I grabbed the bottom of her blouse and pulled it over head and then unsnapped her bra. Now we are both totally naked and I grabbed between her cheeks with the left hand and my right hand made its way between her shoulder blade and I pulled her towards me gently fingering the upper part of her brown spot. I started kissing and tongueing her neck and kissed my way to her lips. Our lips locked in position and I was squeezing her against my naked body and continued gently fingering her brown spot. After a couple of minutes of this, she starts returning my squeezes and she really is getting into it. She is really reacting like my lover at this point. She is really hot. Kelly did mention that she is new to the business and I can see that she is really acting like a girl friend. It's been a while since I've gotten this kind of reaction, and I really love this. I motion for her to lay on the table and she leans back and opens her legs. I start kissing her ample nipples and reach down for the kitty with my middle finger and start massaging her little tender spot. Looking down at her body I can see how remarkably proportioned it is. I can't take it anymore. I want in. I try to insert it and it won't go in. Really tight. She says K.Y. I reply yes.
She sees my cover sitting on the table and puts it on me and lubricates it.
It slid in slowly amid her moans. As I worked her she loosened, thats when I started to pound her little kitty. Wow, her facial expressions went thru the roof. She really made some noise and then she just tightened up and let go with a huge yell. I pulled out stood up and motioned for me to lay down for cg and rcg my favorite positions. I then lay on my back and she got on top. I just started pounding that little kitty again and again. She yelled and came and I followed just after. I pulled her towards me and she laid on top of me while I'm still in her. When we recovered I had ten minutes left so she finished off with the massage with me just laying there. I asked for an assisted shower and she oblidged. I then got dressed gave her a long DFK said my farewells to Kelly and left.
Fellas take care of this one. Really nice.
Excellent Dude
$$.0
9,9,9[/QUOTE]
IS this your final, farewell, BS post?, we can only hope so.........
Read last post and went for a visit. I opted for a massage first, which she did a great job. After massage it was down to business. She did not know the language very well so basically you just had to lead her. She in town for 1 month.
A must see instead of playing all of the games elsewhere.
[QUOTE=Excellent Dude]Went to MU today to say farewell to Kelly. As I was sitting there I happen to see this really nice looking asian girl making her way across the hallway into one of the rooms. She smiled at me and I just knew I wanted her. Kelly said her name was Fong and I immediately got an appointment with her. Anyway, I had just taken a shower at home, so I simply undressed as directed by Kelly and lay on the table belly first. In walks Fong wearing a really short cut pair of shorts, where I could see her nice round ass is hanging out. I say to myself, Oooh crap.
Really cute, with a nice figure. Probably 33 and be chi-chi's. Really petite and really struttin her body. She starts off massaging directly in front of me. That's when I reached over grabbing those cheeks giving them a slight squeeze. At this point, I say to myself, what the hell just go for it. So I unbutton her shorts, and pull them, and her underwear down to her knees. As she bent over to remove the shorts, I decided to stand up. As she stood up I grabbed the bottom of her blouse and pulled it over head and then unsnapped her bra. Now we are both totally naked and I grabbed between her cheeks with the left hand and my right hand made its way between her shoulder blade and I pulled her towards me gently fingering the upper part of her brown spot. I started kissing and tongueing her neck and kissed my way to her lips. Our lips locked in position and I was squeezing her against my naked body and continued gently fingering her brown spot. After a couple of minutes of this, she starts returning my squeezes and she really is getting into it. She is really reacting like my lover at this point. She is really hot. Kelly did mention that she is new to the business and I can see that she is really acting like a girl friend. It's been a while since I've gotten this kind of reaction, and I really love this. I motion for her to lay on the table and she leans back and opens her legs. I start kissing her ample nipples and reach down for the kitty with my middle finger and start massaging her little tender spot. Looking down at her body I can see how remarkably proportioned it is. I can't take it anymore. I want in. I try to insert it and it won't go in. Really tight. She says K. Y. I reply yes.
She sees my cover sitting on the table and puts it on me and lubricates it. It slid in slowly amid her moans. As I worked her she loosened, thats when I started to pound her little kitty. Wow, her facial expressions went thru the roof. She really made some noise and then she just tightened up and let go with a huge yell. I pulled out stood up and motioned for me to lay down for cg and rcg my favorite positions. I then lay on my back and she got on top. I just started pounding that little kitty again and again. She yelled and came and I followed just after. I pulled her towards me and she laid on top of me while I'm still in her. When we recovered I had ten minutes left so she finished off with the massage with me just laying there. I asked for an assisted shower and she oblidged. I then got dressed gave her a long DFK said my farewells to Kelly and left.
Fellas take care of this one. Really nice.
Excellent Dude $$. 0
9, 9, 9[/QUOTE]Is Kelly leaving?
[QUOTE=Miller Light]Read last post and went for a visit. I opted for a massage first, which she did a great job. After massage it was down to business. She did not know the language very well so basically you just had to lead her. She in town for 1 month.
A must see instead of playing all of the games elsewhere.[/QUOTE]
Wondering what you are talking about, wondering if you know what you are talking about !!!
Is leaving the Smalltimore area.
He mentions it four posts down in this thread.
Lets be very carefull guys we don't want this around here.
[url]http://www.myfoxorlando.com/myfox/MyFox/pages/sidebar_video.jsp?contentId=8047961&version=1&locale=EN-US[/url]
We are all pretty sure LE visits here regularly.
But descretion is always useful.
LE is cruising CL. I talked to a lady that was busted in BA.CO.
She was just open enough to tell the cop that he could do a sex act. The cop thru money at her and the boys came out of the bathroom.
You know its alway good to take a piss when you enter the ladies motel room. LOL. " OH hi there officers, I see six of you trying to take a shower together".
LOL
Smiling Fox