Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Confucius]I get asked via PM about where to go for Chinese fun. Well here is a list of the places I have released baby juice at one time or another over the past year or so, and still do. I hope this helps Seniors and Newbies. Put it in your wallet or car right beside your "Gloves".

This does not count the APTS. in the area of which there are another 25 or so!

Relax - 2951 S. Archer ave, corner Arch St.

Xindy - Around 2500 S Archer Ave (just W. of Halsted), just across the CTA Orange Line station.

Senina - 2406 S Wentworth St, Chinatown

Alice Salon - Original - in the Strip Mall on Archer Ave in Chinatown.
Alice Salon - New - 2810 S. Wentworth St.

Mercy Acupuncture - Cermak St corner Wentworth, beside the Fire Station

B & B - Cermak St near corner of Archer Ave in Chinatown.

TLC88 - 3109 S. Wallace St.

Yellow Rose - 802 W 35th St.

Elegant 237 W. 26th St and

Modern Wave 741 W. 26th St

Ronnie/Belijing/Lily/Tina on Ceramak half block west of Wentworth.

Hongkong Spa-- Archer Just E. of Ashland.

City Sauna--Just E. of Wallace on 31st St.

Winnie- A few miles so.

This should keep you busy, and broke for a while (years). You might get a little resistance from a couple of places, but patience and time is your friend.
Many of the girls change places and names frequently, so you might get a Lisa (most common name) one place and she is Amy at another place.[/QUOTE]And which would be a favorite and why?

Thanks Confucius. I was just going to ask for something like this. I am tired of my usual places and wanted to try something new.

[QUOTE=Confucius]I get asked via PM about where to go for Chinese fun. Well here is a list of the places I have released baby juice at one time or another over the past year or so, and still do. I hope this helps Seniors and Newbies. Put it in your wallet or car right beside your "Gloves".

This does not count the APTS. in the area of which there are another 25 or so!

Relax - 2951 S. Archer ave, corner Arch St.

Xindy - Around 2500 S Archer Ave (just W. of Halsted), just across the CTA Orange Line station.

Senina - 2406 S Wentworth St, Chinatown

Alice Salon - Original - in the Strip Mall on Archer Ave in Chinatown.
Alice Salon - New - 2810 S. Wentworth St.

Mercy Acupuncture - Cermak St corner Wentworth, beside the Fire Station

B & B - Cermak St near corner of Archer Ave in Chinatown.

TLC88 - 3109 S. Wallace St.

Yellow Rose - 802 W 35th St.

Elegant 237 W. 26th St and

Modern Wave 741 W. 26th St

Ronnie/Belijing/Lily/Tina on Ceramak half block west of Wentworth.

Hongkong Spa-- Archer Just E. of Ashland.

City Sauna--Just E. of Wallace on 31st St.

Winnie- A few miles so.

This should keep you busy, and broke for a while (years). You might get a little resistance from a couple of places, but patience and time is your friend.
Many of the girls change places and names frequently, so you might get a Lisa (most common name) one place and she is Amy at another place.[/QUOTE]

I was in need so decided to try Senina in Chinatown. It's a nice place, not dirty or cheezy. It was $65 for an hour, $20 extra for table shower. I hadn't had one of them in years, so I went for it. I probably would skip it next time. , They gave me Leelee. She was about 35 with a medium build and a very pretty face. She was built like a brick shithouse in that she had serious muscles and no body fat that I could see. I would imagine that this girl could kick most guys asses whether she has any martial arts training or not. Table shower was relaxing and good. We then went into a nice quiet and clean room for the massage. The massage was better than average, but not one of the very best I've ever had. She doesn't speak great English, but we got by. She is a happy girl and likes to laugh and joke, which is always better than a frown and a bad attitude. She did about 20 min on my back and legs and then we flipped. She can do firm if you want as this girl has serious biceps and a body that is seriously lacking in body fat. She took her time and got rid of all my kinks. This was a nice contrast to the hurry up and get to the next customer that I got the last few times that I visited an AMP. When the hour was up, she cleaned up the massage oil with hot towels and I gave her a hug and went off into the night. I will repeat.

Stopped in at KM again hoping to run into Kelly, but I'm guessing she's no longer there. When I call or stop in, I'm told she's on vacation or it's her day off. The Korean girl that answered the door encouraged me to wait ten minutes and she'd accommodate me, but I passed. Nice girl, but I've seen her before.

Headed over to Heaven and *bingo*. Cute Latina sitting at the desk, but no dice. She sent me to a room with someone else. WTF. I'd have been quite happy to go with the young Asian hottie (Coco or whatever name she was going by that day), but she was busy. Anyhow, some older babe took care of me and wanted 60 to massage me. I chuckled and offered her 60 yuan or 40 USD. She told me everybody pay 60. We settled on 40, although she made me get up and give it to her first. Talk about a buzz kill. I need to find a bonita senorita.

I posted this 4 hours ago and it didn't post, so I will post it again. I visited Senina in Chinatown. It's a nice place with good facilities. They wanted $65 for an hour, $20 extra for table shower. I hadn't had a ts in years, so I went for it. I probably would skip it next time.

They gave me Leelee. She was about 35 with a medium build and a very pretty face. She was built like a brick shithouse in that she had serious muscles and no body fat that I could see. I would imagine that this girl could kick most guys asses whether she has any martial arts training or not. After a cleansing ts, we went into a quiet and clean room for the massage. The massage was better than average but not one of the best I've ever had. She doesn't speak great English, but we got by. She is a happy girl and likes to laugh and joke, which is always better than a frown and all business. She did about 20 min on my back and legs and then we flipped. I checked out her muscles. This girl has serious biceps and a body that is seriously lacking in body fat. What I liked best about this massage was that she took her time unlike the hurry up and get it over with that I have got the last few times that I visited an AMP. When the hour was up, she cleaned me up with hot towels and I gave her a hug and went off into the night. I will repeat.

Raoul,

Have you tried Patty at KM. Shes very easy on the eyes. Nice bod. I did a 4 hand with her and Kelly. Very nice time.

Do any of the AMPs that Confucius listed let you pick the girl?

When I've been overseas, you always get your pick, which I like.

Also, where are KM and Heaven?

Thanks.

Elegant? Massage is very, very good. Women tend to be on the older side and look a little too "Chinese"for me. But, for the massage price of .5, value is there. I am not too fussy about looks/age. Just want a slim one I want the best massage available following by whatever service my experience will help me attain. I usually have folded twenties in all of my pockets so that I am NEVER fumbling for money if there is ever a discusssion regarding price.

That being said, I did try City for the first time. Got "Mitchu". What? Mitchu was kind of name is that. Mitchu turns out to be Michelle. About 37 1/2, of which I think is accurate age considering her body (which is good). Skip the talbe shower at this place, it's extra. You can take the stand up instead. Walls do not extend to ceiling but Mitchu was very good at keeping her grunts silent. telelphone kept ringing every 10 - 15 minutes

Massage was not that good. Will have difficulty deciding where to go next week

[QUOTE=SportingLife]I posted this 4 hours ago and it didn't post, so I will post it again. I visited Senina in Chinatown. It's a nice place with good facilities. They wanted $65 for an hour, $20 extra for table shower. I hadn't had a ts in years, so I went for it. I probably would skip it next time.

They gave me Leelee. She was about 35 with a medium build and a very pretty face. She was built like a brick shithouse in that she had serious muscles and no body fat that I could see. I would imagine that this girl could kick most guys asses whether she has any martial arts training or not. After a cleansing ts, we went into a quiet and clean room for the massage. The massage was better than average but not one of the best I've ever had. She doesn't speak great English, but we got by. She is a happy girl and likes to laugh and joke, which is always better than a frown and all business. She did about 20 min on my back and legs and then we flipped. I checked out her muscles. This girl has serious biceps and a body that is seriously lacking in body fat. What I liked best about this massage was that she took her time unlike the hurry up and get it over with that I have got the last few times that I visited an AMP. When the hour was up, she cleaned me up with hot towels and I gave her a hug and went off into the night. I will repeat.[/QUOTE]Hey SL,

Next time you go, or anyone here for that matter, tell the kid who is Papsans son, or papasan himself that you want the $75 special which includes TS. it will save you $10 or so, but it still a good deal. Next time you go and get her, tell her you want it all. She will provide FS as they all do there.

She is from NY and understands English very well. Another girl that pretends to not understand English. Most of these girls at all the Asian spas learn early that playing dumb has its benefits for them sometimes.

[QUOTE=Confucius]I get asked via PM about where to go for Chinese fun. Well here is a list of the places I have released baby juice at one time or another over the past year or so, and still do. I hope this helps Seniors and Newbies. Put it in your wallet or car right beside your "Gloves".

This does not count the APTS. in the area of which there are another 25 or so!

Relax - 2951 S. Archer ave, corner Arch St.

Xindy - Around 2500 S Archer Ave (just W. of Halsted), just across the CTA Orange Line station.

Senina - 2406 S Wentworth St, Chinatown

Alice Salon - Original - in the Strip Mall on Archer Ave in Chinatown.
Alice Salon - New - 2810 S. Wentworth St.

Mercy Acupuncture - Cermak St corner Wentworth, beside the Fire Station

B & B - Cermak St near corner of Archer Ave in Chinatown.

TLC88 - 3109 S. Wallace St.

Yellow Rose - 802 W 35th St.

Elegant 237 W. 26th St and

Modern Wave 741 W. 26th St

Ronnie/Belijing/Lily/Tina on Ceramak half block west of Wentworth.

Hongkong Spa-- Archer Just E. of Ashland.

City Sauna--Just E. of Wallace on 31st St.

Winnie- A few miles so.

This should keep you busy, and broke for a while (years). You might get a little resistance from a couple of places, but patience and time is your friend.
Many of the girls change places and names frequently, so you might get a Lisa (most common name) one place and she is Amy at another place.[/QUOTE]Now I need to complete my cover all bingo game by hitting all the spots I have not yet sampled.

Can any northside monger give us a similar report for the other half of the city?

[QUOTE=SportingLife]I posted this 4 hours ago and it didn't post, so I will post it again. I visited Senina in Chinatown. It's a nice place with good facilities. They wanted $65 for an hour, $20 extra for table shower. I hadn't had a ts in years, so I went for it. I probably would skip it next time.

They gave me Leelee. She was about 35 with a medium build and a very pretty face. She was built like a brick shithouse in that she had serious muscles and no body fat that I could see. I would imagine that this girl could kick most guys asses whether she has any martial arts training or not. After a cleansing ts, we went into a quiet and clean room for the massage. The massage was better than average but not one of the best I've ever had. She doesn't speak great English, but we got by. She is a happy girl and likes to laugh and joke, which is always better than a frown and all business. She did about 20 min on my back and legs and then we flipped. I checked out her muscles. This girl has serious biceps and a body that is seriously lacking in body fat. What I liked best about this massage was that she took her time unlike the hurry up and get it over with that I have got the last few times that I visited an AMP. When the hour was up, she cleaned me up with hot towels and I gave her a hug and went off into the night. I will repeat.[/QUOTE]So I am guessing no extras? Of course not, it's senina!

but interesting

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Took a visit to the newer Chinese massage operating downtown. Surprise, surprise it is in the same building.

Massuese I think said her name was Lili. Average massage and average finish with minimal touching. I would not recommend. If you are interested they advertise in CL.

[QUOTE=Ghostface89]Now I need to complete my cover all bingo game by hitting all the spots I have not yet sampled.

Can any northside monger give us a similar report for the other half of the city?[/QUOTE]Hell, I can give you a couple now that provide! For some reason they get much pub, but here goes.

Q and Q--- on N. Ashland

Rose Spa--- near N. Ashland

Seven Heavens Spa--Kitty corner from Rose Spa

Elle Spa-- 4300 block N. Milwaukee,

Yangs Spa--W. Peterson Ave.

B and D Spa-- Far N. Lincoln ave.

Every Korean Spa in the Chicagoland area and suburbs.

There are a couple of Euro spas that I dont know about, but I am sure there is plenty of help here for that. Also a couple of new Chinese spas that I have not been to YET! Thank God I have a good job.

Just posted on CL:

stay away from o'hare area,heavy LE present they are going after these asian
girls who are illegal immegrant,