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[QUOTE=HippoSelect;5303752]What's GPS? Can't find it in the abbreviations list.[/QUOTE]Golden Pussy Syndrome = Overpriced.

Decided to jump into the HX world. I now think I understand why most of you are focusing on the younger ladies. I thought I'd start with a MILF closer to my age, and selected GraceKelly, [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Gracekelly[/URL] as a start. Exchanged a few messages, all seemed good, and finally she shared her phone number and said to call to finalize. She seemed a bit scattered on the call, but I got a time and location. Then confirmed via text. Arrived, got the room number, got in the room exactly on time, and she started by saying, "you are a bit late, aren't you?" It then became clear she thought I was someone else. And her confusion never really ended. She then said, let's get naked, and we did, and lay down on the bed. Then she grabs another phone, and says, "Oh, I was supposed to meet my friend in 10 minutes. " She got up, started dressing, and I did the same. Her only retort was that she thought we had agreed on a much later time. I took the donation, and said, I'll hold this for another time. But there will not be another time with her. Ninety minutes later she sent me a message on HX asking if I wanted to come over now. Not interested. Maybe the crazy ladies are a "crazy" good lay, but it was just too weird for me. I'll start looking at some slightly younger ladies, maybe with less baggage or whatever.

[QUOTE=BeachDrone;5303916]Decided to jump into the HX world. I now think I understand why most of you are focusing on the younger ladies. I thought I'd start with a MILF closer to my age, and selected GraceKelly, [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Gracekelly[/URL] as a start. Exchanged a few messages, all seemed good, and finally she shared her phone number and said to call to finalize. She seemed a bit scattered on the call, but I got a time and location. Then confirmed via text. Arrived, got the room number, got in the room exactly on time, and she started by saying, "you are a bit late, aren't you?" It then became clear she thought I was someone else. And her confusion never really ended. She then said, let's get naked, and we did, and lay down on the bed. Then she grabs another phone, and says, "Oh, I was supposed to meet my friend in 10 minutes. " She got up, started dressing, and I did the same. Her only retort was that she thought we had agreed on a much later time. I took the donation, and said, I'll hold this for another time. But there will not be another time with her. Ninety minutes later she sent me a message on HX asking if I wanted to come over now. Not interested. Maybe the crazy ladies are a "crazy" good lay, but it was just too weird for me. I'll start looking at some slightly younger ladies, maybe with less baggage or whatever.[/QUOTE]Her pics don't show much of her. How was her face? Was she good looking? Who knows, maybe your experience was a fluke (although it doesn't really sound like it).

[QUOTE=SirBishop;5303620]When she started on HX she was a pure pleasure to be with and enjoy. Service and rates were good. Since then, there are reports in other forums that she now has GPS especially with the expansion to posting on other well know sites with loads of GPS ladies (PD).[/QUOTE]She's a hard tweaker addict also. Check her Instagram.

[URL]https://instagram.com/maddie_mousexx?igshid=rya8vlorcjzl[/URL]

[QUOTE=HippoSelect;5304405]Her pics don't show much of her. How was her face? Was she good looking? Who knows, maybe your experience was a fluke (although it doesn't really sound like it).[/QUOTE]I'm sure the reason for the obscure pictures is that her face is very plain, a little more unattractive than attractive. Also, her body is thick. Not fat per se, but heavier than I like. I'm actually glad it ended, I was not that aroused by her looks, and her being so flaky and obviously not focused was a real turnoff. I'm a little turned off to Humaniplex, but I understand my sample of one is a small sample, and not representative. I'm going back to an AMP for some predictable fun. Anna at Z's, Yoyo at Diamond, or maybe Sarah at Mercury. Like them all.

[QUOTE=BeachDrone;5305402]I'm sure the reason for the obscure pictures is that her face is very plain, a little more unattractive than attractive. Also, her body is thick. Not fat per se, but heavier than I like. I'm actually glad it ended, I was not that aroused by her looks, and her being so flaky and obviously not focused was a real turnoff. I'm a little turned off to Humaniplex, but I understand my sample of one is a small sample, and not representative. I'm going back to an AMP for some predictable fun. Anna at Z's, Yoyo at Diamond, or maybe Sarah at Mercury. Like them all.[/QUOTE]Never heard of any of these others, though. Isn't AMP an Asian Massage? What about Z's, or Diamond, or Mercury?

[QUOTE=HippoSelect;5305423]Never heard of any of these others, though. Isn't AMP an Asian Massage? What about Z's, or Diamond, or Mercury?[/QUOTE]I wasn't too impressed with Grace Kelly either. She wasn't flighty / confused as the OP experienced, but she's just not very attractive. Nice enough lady, zero chemistry.

I'm still new on HX too, and I think it'll all be worth it when the agencies (SDAG, FEC) start letting me book!

[QUOTE=HippoSelect;5305423]Never heard of any of these others, though. Isn't AMP an Asian Massage? What about Z's, or Diamond, or Mercury?[/QUOTE]Yes, An AMP is an Asian Massage Parlor. Mercury, Z's, and Diamond are three in which I have had repeated very good experiences. More details would be better suited for the Massage Parlor discussion. I only mentioned them because my first foray into the HX world bombed, so I'm returning to AMPs where I know I'll have a good time. New experiences are fun, though, so I'll return to HX.

Anyone have intel on her?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/9937[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jstwntlvn1;5307115]Anyone have intel on her?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/9937[/URL][/QUOTE]I just LOVE her looks!

[QUOTE=Jstwntlvn1;5307115]Anyone have intel on her?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/9937[/URL][/QUOTE]Pretty pricey, but a ton of good reviews.

[QUOTE=Jstwntlvn1;5307115]Anyone have intel on her?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/9937[/URL][/QUOTE]There's a new review of her on t3 R. 250 for 15 minutes. Young and cute (pics accurate, reportedly) , BBBJ, but otherwise inexperienced / not very sensual. The monger has reviews going back 10 years. Read into it what you want.

Has anyone seen "JJ" at Sandra99 ([URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/1011[/URL])? The pics for her look good, but her face is so photoshopped it's hard to know if the head in the pics belongs to the body! Thanks gents.

[QUOTE=Lion1;5307762]There's a new review of her on t3 R. 250 for 15 minutes. Young and cute (pics accurate, reportedly) , BBBJ, but otherwise inexperienced / not very sensual. The monger has reviews going back 10 years. Read into it what you want.[/QUOTE]She's FAR from inexperienced. Been around since at least May 2019 under names Hallie Rain or Hallie Young (believe she still has a website under the latter name). Started in WA / Seattle area. Has done plenty of BB / GBs / etc. Check Seattle / BB page for more info and search on those names.

[QUOTE=Lion1;5307762]There's a new review of her on t3 R. 250 for 15 minutes. Young and cute (pics accurate, reportedly) , BBBJ, but otherwise inexperienced / not very sensual. The monger has reviews going back 10 years. Read into it what you want.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.hallieyoung.info/about[/URL]
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