Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ChasingP182;3762305]Check out [URL]MilkingTableMassage.com[/URL]. Looks like she is in Chicago April 6-10.[/QUOTE]I think I read somewhere she's already booked, which is surprising considering her higher price point.

[QUOTE=Kellster;3762815]I think I read somewhere she's already booked, which is surprising considering her higher price point.[/QUOTE]Yes, she is. Actually it is not very surprising because there is only one hole in a table and so many dicks. Well, technically, there are two holes, but only one counts.

[QUOTE=RupertoPerto;3762490]Lay naked, no towel, on the flip it should show you are ready.[/QUOTE]I assume everyone goes face down with their Johnson between their legs (tip pointed towards your feet). Allows them to tease before the flip and to show your excitement.

[QUOTE=RupertoPerto;3762490]Lay naked, no towel, on the flip it should show you are ready.[/QUOTE]So that's why I got asked if I was an agent LOL.

I laid down on my stomach with a towel covering my ass like a regular massage parlor.

[QUOTE=Jayp80;3762986]I assume everyone goes face down with their Johnson between their legs (tip pointed towards your feet). Allows them to tease before the flip and to show your excitement.[/QUOTE]Face dow, naked -yes, unless you want HB, but no matter how the guy is positioned, she will reach it, if she is intended to do so.

[QUOTE=Jayp80;3762986]I assume everyone goes face down with their Johnson between their legs (tip pointed towards your feet). Allows them to tease before the flip and to show your excitement.[/QUOTE]When they walk into the room I'm sitting on the table naked legs open nuts hanging. Then I lay face down.

I would rather know before I get there if extra play is available. Giving hints about wanting extra play usually doesn't result in extra play.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3762711]You are a one lucky MoFo. I love that, can only dream.[/QUOTE]Don't be jealous. Check his post history. All posts describing young mts and extraordinary extras without details. If anyone ever asks any questions, zero follow up. Repeat every few weeks.

[QUOTE=CafeRaceritali;3761522]So, after reading reports here on the forum I decided to visit a spot on Western, just off 290. After parking, I walk right up, ring the door bell and am greeted b by an early 30's-ish Chinese woman named J* . She's wearing a short white dress, long black hair done up in braids. It's early, I'm her first customer. "You want 30 minutes or full hour?" she asks, which I translate as "you want me to make you cum right away so you can get back to work?" I tell her I only need 30 minutes. As we're walking back, I ask to use the bathroom. She laughs, "of course you can use bathroom," and shows me where to go. On my way back, I check the place out, look for a table shower. I don't see one.

Not wanting to give myself away as a first-time to her parlor, I say, "I thought the table shower would be ready by now. " It's a vague statement.

"Oh, no no, not ready yet," she says. "We only have stand-up shower, you do yourself. ".

I make a face. "Do myself?

"Yes, you want to do yourself?" she asks.

"I'd much rather you help me," I say. She laughs, says that would be an extra $10. "Take whatever you need, baby," I say. She laughs.

"Okay, baby," she says.

After I piss, she leads me to my room. It's huge, has a rocking chair, a door with a lock. She points to a robe, tells me to put it on. She points to a towel, tells me to wrap it around my waist. I strip. I put only put on the robe. She returns. "You don't want the towel?" she asks.

"No, I don't need it," I say. She leads me through the back, to a little shower room reminiscent of the kinds of shower / bathrooms you find in Thailand. It's a little dirty. She guides me in, takes off my robe. Then she starts taking off her tights.

"You don't mind /" she asks. I told her no. "You probably want me to take it all off?" she asks. Having been totally cool up until that point, and having maintained a respectable frame, I freeze and totally blow my shot at getting her completely naked.

"Maybe next time," I say.

She then proceeds to give me a standing shower, soapy bubbles and all. She waists no time grabbing at, pulling on my d* She calls me Superman and rubs my arms. "I like that," I say. "How about we do this two times? Once now, and once after my massage?" I ask. She agrees and starts puling on my dick. She get behind me. Her fingers flirt with my ass, she reaches around and starts to pull on my dick. The words 'rust trombone' came to mind, though she never used her tongue. As I came, she continued to moan and pull away from me so as to avoid becoming a target. It was magical.

After the shower we returned to my little room where she gave me a great massage, climbed up on top of me, tried to mile me / play with my ass from behind so as to get me hard again (I was spent). She then informed me that the place was under new management, three new girls. After she and I realized I would not be getting hard again, my time was up. I tipped her. Was a great experience all around.

I'm not saying more about the location, as the last place I reported on got the proverbial hug of death.

Stay safe out there boys.[/QUOTE]Ahhh yes the bragger type, not the sharing type.

Kinda diminishes the purpose of the board.

[QUOTE=Mannheim;3763999]Ahhh yes the bragger type, not the sharing type.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3764108]Kinda diminishes the purpose of the board.[/QUOTE]I share with certain members on this board. They have tried my reviews and have verified my reviews. I don't want the therapist or spa to get in trouble. Plus keep the cheap mongers away. Also the ones who complain we tip too much. You wonder why you mongers don't get any extras. I hear all the time from the girls how you want everything and pay nothing. They have bills to pay.

[QUOTE=VRooomBada;3763896]Don't be jealous. Check his post history. All posts describing young mts and extraordinary extras without details. If anyone ever asks any questions, zero follow up. Repeat every few weeks.[/QUOTE]I checked his history and it clearly looks bs. The only person in the city getting young mts doing everything that we all dream about.

They won't get in trouble from this board. Look at the roselle section, all the reports on AD spa. They have been open for years and had never had an issue. bbbj with cim for 100 seems very reasonable price. I'm also not interested in visiting a spa where they complain about customer tipping or each other types of drama. My mature response to that if I encounter it is to please continue the massage as I don't want to hear that type of banter.

[QUOTE=ChineseDragon;3764227]I share with certain members on this board. They have tried my reviews and have verified my reviews. I don't want the therapist or spa to get in trouble. Plus keep the cheap mongers away. Also the ones who complain we tip too much. You wonder why you mongers don't get any extras. I hear all the time from the girls how you want everything and pay nothing. They have bills to pay.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChineseDragon;3764227]I They have bills to pay.[/QUOTE]If you're concerned with their financial situations, them let them get at least something, from cheap mongers, then nothing at all.

[QUOTE=Mannheim;3763999]Ahhh yes the bragger type, not the sharing type.[/QUOTE]I think I am fairly certain which SPA he is talking about, given his clues. It puts us south of 290 on Western, on east side of the street. If I go that way, I will give it a try.