Advice for going to a swingers club
[QUOTE=Pantagruel;6801170]Here's one for you! Club Escape swingers on Lakeside Ave. Just returned from there in the very early morn.
$60 entry fee. Cheap and it's woman's choice so no guarantees but compared to a drug addict charging $300 and doesn't even want to fuck! And, if lucky, going multiple rounds with different wives to me a no-brainer. I'm pushing 70 yrs and, at the moment, more Pee-Wee Herman than Stallone but, with obesity and beer-bellies the norm, I still look quite studly and do well above average with help from Just For Men. Unfortunately, hair is thinning and teeth loosening so I haven't much longer in the game.
The gloryhole; however, when occupied, is the best bargain as it's always first come, first served BBBJ with no rushing, sometimes there's a long line and I've seen guys get turned away if they smell bad.
Last night, a short fat chick was in the gloryhole. I'd seen her enter the gloryhole 3 or 4 times over the years. Methinks a lot of the so-called "swingers" are co-owners of the establishment. Anyway the other wives there were just playing pool oblivious to the needs of men so opted to at least get a BBBJ before leaving. I shoved it through the hole and she says, "Oh, totally shaved cock! I love it! They're complaining because I don't like hair in my mouth!" Told her I shave to avoid rug burn and hate muff-diving myself and wouldn't go there unless it's hairless.
So she's doing a damn good job and wants to come out to fuck, but once over 130 lbs the visuals are not appealing. So I told her, Just turn around. She does, and is trying real hard to get it in, but she's so short and heavy! Her 200+ lbs on the very end of a hard dick trying to hold it up was a road to hernia city, and crushing my balls on the bottom of the gloryhole was no fun either. If I were 12 inches it would have reached, but I'm not! So I bend down and said, Just give me your ass, babygirl! Just bury me deep in that beautiful ass!
She says, Ok! O hesitation!
I was floored! I expected end of conversation and off to home.
I remain exhilarated! In fact, the gathering of fissile materials to nuke this Christo-Fascist mistake by the lake to kingdom come is momentarily on hold. I will even be nice to the obese, for awhile. That said, I've seen people of questionable gender enter the door to the gloryhole and couples also often go in there together. So fingering the occupant's pussy first to be sure they have one may be advised.
I'm targeting getting jacked with 20 lbs of more muscle over the next few weeks and steering clear of the anti-sex Christian incels who rule this state arresting sex-workers and we few men who love women rather than God.[/QUOTE]Thanks! What advice would you give to a single male going to a swingers club? How do I interact with the couples there and get the wives / girls to fuck? How do I prevent myself from being the guy standing there alone with a drink in his hand?