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[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2593238]No swingers club explanation necessary. Your credibility is already shot. Good reports in the SW thread. You do great on reporting what you know, not what you don't know.
Hang in there.
JC
.[/QUOTE]We've actually been to Trapeze more than I've been on the trail- but you keep deluding yourself- Just a loser. Want to put your Pm's up against mine loser.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2570115]There are many strategies to operating in a swingers club: each club is different- the Rooftop is different from Miami Velvet, Velvet is different from Deenie's, Deenies is different from Secrets, etc. Trapeze has the most variety. Some couples use the Venus Flytrap strategy- they just lay there and wait for someone to come along. We call them the Homesteaders. Then there are the Wallflowers -they stand up against the wall and wait for you to make the first move. Then there are the Fall-in-lovers, they stay at the bar and try to talk you into swapping. There are many others too numerous to list. We prefer the speed dating strategy, because Trapeze is designed for it. Let me explain. Well wait- first things first. People in the lifestyle are categorized several different ways. Hard-swap, soft-swap and towel-sharks. Hard swap means boy- girl, boy- girl. Soft swap means girl-girl. And towel sharks are the single males (like the nerds in rat patrol.) Like I said the beds are 50' long, so you troll along looking at the couples displaying on the beds, (displaying means the female is stroking her man while watching to see who comes by). Now here is the key. To Be Continued.[/QUOTE]Getting a little more enlightened about what I know loser. Beginning to realize your a towel shark loser. They keep you nerdy girls in a separate area of Trapeze. Kinda like I keep you in a separate area from Chris 5. Because- we actually have fun and don't write stupid messages. Beginning to get the message loser. I know the swingers clubs and SDC and Fantasyland and Sat. Night at Southern nites better than that tape that holds your glasses together. Duha ha duha.
So, I was having a slight issue with my wifi and pulled down the available networks in my neighborhood. Check out the name of the last one on the list.
C3.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2594348]So, I was having a slight issue with my wifi and pulled down the available networks in my neighborhood. Check out the name of the last one on the list.
C3.[/QUOTE]Idling with the air conditioner running sitting in blossom park wasting the taxpayer's property tax dollars.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2594348]So, I was having a slight issue with my wifi and pulled down the available networks in my neighborhood. Check out the name of the last one on the list.
C3.[/QUOTE]Google that and FBI Surveillance It's something people name their wifi for fun.
[QUOTE=Lotsoffun201;2594522]Google that and FBI Surveillance It's something people name their wifi for fun.[/QUOTE]One of my fav's is BuyAnotherCupYouCheapskate.
[URL]http://www.freemake.com/blog/top-20-funny-wi-fi-names/[/URL]
[QUOTE=Camera3;2594348]So, I was having a slight issue with my wifi and pulled down the available networks in my neighborhood. Check out the name of the last one on the list.
C3.[/QUOTE]I do the same thing here. One of my home networks is named after the dreaded secret police here.
I was messaged today and asked by a fellow board member of who was my top three Blow job girls. I decided to make my response public. Now this is a very difficult question for me. I have had thousands of Blow jobs in my life. Lost count long ago, and I'm sure most men would agree with that statement. However he asked for me to name Orlando only for now. Not south Florida, not Tampa, not Daytona, not lake county, not Panama beach, just Orlando! I travel a lot and have been all over this great state of Florida.
Number 1 is without a motherfucking doubt is UCF Brandi! If I were stranded on a deserted island and had a choice of one girl to be with me it would be Brandi hands down! With the right pill I would fuck her and suck her 24 hours a day. She is truly missed her in Orlando.
Number two Orlando Blow job QUEEN has to go to BABY JAMIE from OBT! Blow job fucking QUEEN!! BEAUTIFUL woman with a great sweet personality.
Number three has to go to the gorgeous blue eyed PATIENTS!!
Patients Blow job skills are truly a work of art! Every non douche bag man on this site should experience Patients at least once in there lifetime. Patients will not stop until you tell her to! Patients has gotten my dick back hard again almost immediately after I had already came. This dream girl has a bottomless throat. Such a doll she is.
Now the only opinion on this thread I'm curious about is Montes2! I ask you sir what do you think of my list and who is your top Orlando three? M2 seems to be the ONLY guy here that love's to live life to the fullest!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2594814]I was messaged today and asked by a fellow board member of who was my top three Blow job girls. I decided to make my response public. Now this is a very difficult question for me. I have had thousands of Blow jobs in my life. Lost count long ago, and I'm sure most men would agree with that statement. However he asked for me to name Orlando only for now. Not south Florida, not Tampa, not Daytona, not lake county, not Panama beach, just Orlando! I travel a lot and have been all over this great state of Florida.
Number 1 is without a motherfucking doubt is UCF Brandi! If I were stranded on a deserted island and had a choice of one girl to be with me it would be Brandi hands down! With the right pill I would fuck her and suck her 24 hours a day. She is truly missed her in Orlando.
Number two Orlando Blow job QUEEN has to go to BABY JAMIE from OBT! Blow job fucking QUEEN!! BEAUTIFUL woman with a great sweet personality.
Number three has to go to the gorgeous blue eyed PATIENTS!!
Patients Blow job skills are truly a work of art! Every non douche bag man on this site should experience Patients at least once in there lifetime. Patients will not stop until you tell her to! Patients has gotten my dick back hard again almost immediately after I had already came. This dream girl has a bottomless throat. Such a doll she is.
Now the only opinion on this thread I'm curious about is Montes2! I ask you sir what do you think of my list and who is your top Orlando three? M2 seems to be the ONLY guy here that love's to live life to the fullest!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Can now proceed to do something productive- other than the rats just talking about us. We can talk about what the website is designed for. Girls and blowjobs. Now sir- you know I always have to put a twist on everything I do- so here goes. I also travel the state of fla and also every summer the United States. Since we're talking about top 3's. How about the top 3 spots to hangout at period. The no. 1 spot in the entire US is a place in Houston called Bissington. Why. Because it's the only place I've discovered that acts like party row at the trucks stops. If you understand that -here's how it works. They have these strip malls there that at night the cars all park side by side and the girls start at one end and go from car to car- in a row one after another- so just like a conveyor belt the blow jobs never end. No. 2 Oakland Calif is similar to Houston except the girls hover on street corners. Go down international drive and their practically falling in you car. No. 3 a tie between Oklahoma City and Las Vegas- the video vigilante has slowed things down a bit in OC so I'll talk about LV -the crystal capital of the west. The girls their don't do crack they do ice. Meth will turn a girl into a nympho- and if you've read my nympho I,II, and III reports you know what I mean. I've had baby Jaime and couldn't agree more with you on that one. I hope you liked my report. M2 out.
I really have to get more creative. I was thinking something like:
ChineseRestaurant_I_NoSeeYourCat.
Or.
GradyJuddHouseOfFun.
C3.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2594626]I do the same thing here. One of my home networks is named after the dreaded secret police here.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chris5;2594814]I was messaged today and asked by a fellow board member of who was my top three Blow job girls. I decided to make my response public. Now this is a very difficult question for me. I have had thousands of Blow jobs in my life. Lost count long ago, and I'm sure most men would agree with that statement. However he asked for me to name Orlando only for now. Not south Florida, not Tampa, not Daytona, not lake county, not Panama beach, just Orlando! I travel a lot and have been all over this great state of Florida.
Number 1 is without a motherfucking doubt is UCF Brandi! If I were stranded on a deserted island and had a choice of one girl to be with me it would be Brandi hands down! With the right pill I would fuck her and suck her 24 hours a day. She is truly missed her in Orlando.
Number two Orlando Blow job QUEEN has to go to BABY JAMIE from OBT! Blow job fucking QUEEN!! BEAUTIFUL woman with a great sweet personality.
Number three has to go to the gorgeous blue eyed PATIENTS!!
Patients Blow job skills are truly a work of art! Every non douche bag man on this site should experience Patients at least once in there lifetime. Patients will not stop until you tell her to! Patients has gotten my dick back hard again almost immediately after I had already came. This dream girl has a bottomless throat. Such a doll she is.
Now the only opinion on this thread I'm curious about is Montes2! I ask you sir what do you think of my list and who is your top Orlando three? M2 seems to be the ONLY guy here that love's to live life to the fullest!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Sounds like the only way to really determine who is the best is with a blowjob contest.
There is just nothing quite like a good old fashioned blowjob contest.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2594814]I was messaged today and asked by a fellow board member of who was my top three Blow job girls.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Two words:
The Gater.
You obviously never had the amazing pleasure of meeting this divine creature of the lagoon. Rumor has it when she retired she took a job at a small airport in the 'Glades as a backup to their jet engine starter.
C3.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2595263]Two words:
The Gater.
You obviously never had the amazing pleasure of meeting this divine creature of the lagoon. Rumor has it when she retired she took a job at a small airport in the 'Glades as a backup to their jet engine starter.
C3.[/QUOTE]Hmm, the Gater appears to be top notch based on my going back and doing some deep research on the Forum and admittedly before my time; yet, from all other sources feelingfrogy is someone to be reckoned with. Many, many guys have said the same thing and laud not only her style, her abilities to seemingly, positively enjoy every thing she does from deep throating to sucking your balls to some sort of tongue action to genuinely liking to swallow and swallow (cim while ft or would that be fit? Every drop and keep going until you say uncle. Yes, she is super utr but has never met a dick she wouldn't suck.
[EMAIL]Feelingfrogy722@gmail.com[/EMAIL] gets my vote for number one.
[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2594556]One of my fav's is BuyAnotherCupYouCheapskate.
[URL]http://www.freemake.com/blog/top-20-funny-wi-fi-names/[/URL][/QUOTE]Was he doing in Chris5's neighborhood? Take a look at the 8th one down not counting the header. Just couldn't resist LOL, LOL.
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2595092]Can now proceed to do something productive- other than the rats just talking about us. We can talk about what the website is designed for. Girls and blowjobs. Now sir- you know I always have to put a twist on everything I do- so here goes. I also travel the state of fla and also every summer the United States. Since we're talking about top 3's. How about the top 3 spots to hangout at period. The no. 1 spot in the entire US is a place in Houston called Bissington. Why. Because it's the only place I've discovered that acts like party row at the trucks stops. If you understand that -here's how it works. They have these strip malls there that at night the cars all park side by side and the girls start at one end and go from car to car- in a row one after another- so just like a conveyor belt the blow jobs never end. No. 2 Oakland Calif is similar to Houston except the girls hover on street corners. Go down international drive and their practically falling in you car. No. 3 a tie between Oklahoma City and Las Vegas- the video vigilante has slowed things down a bit in OC so I'll talk about LV -the crystal capital of the west. The girls their don't do crack they do ice. Meth will turn a girl into a nympho- and if you've read my nympho I,II, and III reports you know what I mean. I've had baby Jaime and couldn't agree more with you on that one. I hope you liked my report. M2 out.[/QUOTE]A truck stop for non stop blowjobs! LOL! Now that would be a beautiful sight to see. M2 you are a 1000 percent correct about the SW scene in Oakland!! There are girls all over 24 hours a day! This is why I enjoy reading your posts. You always bring out new and exciting adventures. By the way I was in South Florida last weekend (Lake Worth) and I hooked up with a young blonde bombshell and got a excellent Blow job at the beach at night, anyway I asked her to tell me about her past dates and what they did, she opened up like you would not believe about some of these other tricks! My question seemed to have excited her. The shit she told me was funny as fuck! So I thank you sir M2 for your input and advice you give on this board. I truly am a huge fan of your work. I'm an asshole, so no one likes me on this board so I don't get many messages at all. LOL! But you sir, I notice other members constantly asking you to clear your inbox! Keep up the good work.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Mystical0945;2595436]Was he doing in Chris5's neighborhood? Take a look at the 8th one down not counting the header. Just couldn't resist LOL, LOL.
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]You're such the comedian! LOL! Just so you know I have seen a very dear friend of mine AND a member of your own family a lot lately. She seems to think that you're the scum of the fucking earth! Very envious and jealous. I'm afraid I have to agree with your own family member about your ass! Lmfao! Now that's funny!
Love to all! Right Ashley?
She also says your a loser! I agree on that as well. We both really really don't like YOU!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2595669]A truck stop for non stop blowjobs! LOL! Now that would be a beautiful sight to see. M2 you are a 1000 percent correct about the SW scene in Oakland!! There are girls all over 24 hours a day! This is why I enjoy reading your posts. You always bring out new and exciting adventures. By the way I was in South Florida last weekend (Lake Worth) and I hooked up with a young blonde bombshell and got a excellent Blow job at the beach at night, anyway I asked her to tell me about her past dates and what they did, she opened up like you would not believe about some of these other tricks! My question seemed to have excited her. The shit she told me was funny as fuck! So I thank you sir M2 for your input and advice you give on this board. I truly am a huge fan of your work. I'm an asshole, so no one likes me on this board so I don't get many messages at all. LOL! But you sir, I notice other members constantly asking you to clear your inbox! Keep up the good work.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Good place for them. Your not an asshole- because your like me. I get a lot of PM's because of the pictures I take. And I know what store and what section of the store to buy clothes in. And my posts always have twists in them. As far as the girls telling about their previous dates- it's easier to do that while making- out and their stroking your dick. You start out by saying -how many dates did you have last night. She'll say "4". You say. Tell me about your first one- where did you meet. She'll say "Mcdonald's". You'll say- were you excited as you got in his car. She'll say "Yes. " You say. Did you look at his penis after you guys parked and was it soft or semi-hard when you saw it. She says "soft. " You ask, did you get turned on because it was soft and you were hoping it would grow in your mouth. She says, "very much so. " Then you say. Did one of your nipples -become erect while his penis was growing in your mouth.
That can go on for quite a while once you practice up at it. The best way to practice is to watch porn. And formulate in your mind what you want to say to stimulate her. Half the fun of being with a girl is to not only be doing something sexual with her- but to take her on a fantasy trip into her mind. Some of the best fantasy trips are the one's she just had. On to Bissonette and a better explanation of party row.
As far as Bissonette goes -the reason it's no. 1 is like this. Imagine you pull into a strip mall and their is a Super Sonic drive-in restaurant there. And there are 50 cars to your right and 50 to your left. There's 150 car hops on roller skates there- waiting to take your order. One of them rolls up to your window and says "can I take your order. " You say. Let me talk to that blond over with the big_ eyes. The blond with the big_ eyes rolls up and says can I take your order. You say. What's on the menu- she says "everything. " Very well I'll have the- Special - "You mean BBBJCIMW / drool- like in porn with slow motion. " Yes. "Very well let me come over to the other door and give you the -Special- ". M2 out.
[QUOTE=Mystical0945;2595436]Was he doing in Chris5's neighborhood? Take a look at the 8th one down not counting the header. Just couldn't resist LOL, LOL.
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]BAHAHAHAHA!! I missed that one. But it does look like Sissy has a stalker.
I did not appreciate your post in the east 50 thread you piece of shit! Your making fun of someone who was put on a forced vacation? That's funny to you motherfucker! Well guess what, I ain't fucking laughing fucktard! That girl is a personal friend of mine so find someone else to make fun of you bastard! Takes a real manly man to make fun of and post a shitty post after that person is put on vacation! Fucking prick!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2595991]You're such the comedian! LOL! Just so you know I have seen a very dear friend of mine AND a member of your own family a lot lately. She seems to think that you're the scum of the fucking earth! Very envious and jealous. I'm afraid I have to agree with your own family member about your ass! Lmfao! Now that's funny!
Love to all! Right Ashley?
She also says your a loser! I agree on that as well. We both really really don't like YOU!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Why would you take the word of a junkie is beyond me. Infact, you seem to keep WK the ones who put the needle in their arm. Didn't shit backfire in your face enough already bro? It sure is easy for a broke joker to enjoy the $30-$40 crowd and hate on those he can't afford. I for one can't wait for the one that comes along and snaps a flick of you picking these hoes up in that company vehicle. Way to drive down rates in O=Town.
Kinda typical for a junkie to talk shit about someone who tried to help them. But from your track record, you prefer the ones on the street meds. But I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Those are the girls who will spend every bit of your $40 on their next fix, and skip the line at the STD clinic.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2596085]I did not appreciate your post in the east 50 thread you piece of shit! Your making fun of someone who was put on a forced vacation? That's funny to you motherfucker! Well guess what, I ain't fucking laughing fucktard! That girl is a personal friend of mine so find someone else to make fun of you bastard! Takes a real manly man to make fun of and post a shitty post after that person is put on vacation! Fucking prick!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Don't you ever learn your lesson?
So you get a good review from a provider and now all of a sudden you think yur Big Shit, El hefe, Numero Uno, Top Dog, Alpha Male, High and Mighty, Head Honcho, Big Chief!
Did she(chloe) know before hand that you cruise ten dollar OBT hookers 4 BBBJ's and complain about 10 dollar tips to Michelle1 L??
It's ok jerk off I will let her know.
And if you read my whole post you would see I am complimentary and apologetic towards Keri.
But you can't bcuz yur.
A Nimrod, a Jack Wagon, a Buffoon, Numb Nuts, BoneHead, a fuqn Bozo, Ass Munch, Simpleton, Imbecile, Cretin, Succubus, Reject, Omega, EVOLUTIONARY CHALLENGED. I toned this section down bcuz I care, I really do.
And dude, you shop at Walmart, hell u do not even know what Ruth's Chris is. 4 god sakes son it is only half named after u!!! Jeez what a sad little man
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Ok, ok I understand that if you try to pour a gallon of information into a shot glass of a brain, well then there is going to be alot of spilling, but I am willing to work with you, nuture you, hold your hand (figuratively), show you the ropes, mentor you.
Just show me the slightest glimpse that your not a complete dill rod.
Skipper is here 4 you little buddy, hang in there.
Now snatch this peeble from my hand grasshopper!
Your Idol,
P mutha f'ing G.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2595991]You're such the comedian! LOL! Just so you know I have seen a very dear friend of mine AND a member of your own family a lot lately. She seems to think that you're the scum of the fucking earth! Very envious and jealous. I'm afraid I have to agree with your own family member about your ass! Lmfao! Now that's funny!
Love to all! Right Ashley?
She also says your a loser! I agree on that as well. We both really really don't like YOU!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Christopher do you really think I lay awake at night crying over what a loser ass-hole and a needle junkie thinks about me! If you do your more stupid than I thought. Oh I'm a loser, now that brought tears to my eyes FROM LAUGHING! I'm not the one with a needle hanging from arm or my teeth rotting out from meth or a mangled kangaroo pouch hanging from my mid section that should be a stomach. LMFAO. Nor am I the one that stole a very sweet Mongers car and tried to extort money from him to return it only to be too fucked up on dope to drive and totaled it! Are you looking for trouble for your "Dear Friend"' the kind that only I can issue? It's seems to me that I need to show you both what this Sicilian ***** is cut from. So Sissy Chrissy let the games begin. Remember Sissy "You" started this.
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safr BUT Always Play HARD.
Right up to your waist. Just for defending a girls honor. I've dealt with these vultures (parasitic creatures that only post nastiness based on someone else's fine post- but never post anything about a girl themselves) before. We'll be at Trapeze or Fantasyland this weekend- so I don't post on the weekends. But if your still dealing with them on Sunday -I'll throw you a life preserver.
Remember 2 can play this alliterative game as in: Who's King Monger, Kingosabe, King Swinger, King PM'er (take heed on that one), King Fantasy Man, King SDC Member, King Lesbo club, - tread carefully there nerd. And pray he doesn't ask for that round white object.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2596571]Don't you ever learn your lesson?
So you get a good review from a provider and now all of a sudden you think yur Big Shit, El hefe, Numero Uno, Top Dog, Alpha Male, High and Mighty, Head Honcho, Big Chief!
Did she(chloe) know before hand that you cruise ten dollar OBT hookers 4 BBBJ's and complain about 10 dollar tips to Michelle1 L??
It's ok jerk off I will let her know.
And if you read my whole post you would see I am complimentary and apologetic towards Keri.
But you can't bcuz yur.
A Nimrod, a Jack Wagon, a Buffoon, Numb Nuts, BoneHead, a fuqn Bozo, Ass Munch, Simpleton, Imbecile, Cretin, Succubus, Reject, Omega, EVOLUTIONARY CHALLENGED. I toned this section down bcuz I care, I really do.
And dude, you shop at Walmart, hell u do not even know what Ruth's Chris is. 4 god sakes son it is only half named after u!!! Jeez what a sad little man
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Ok, ok I understand that if you try to pour a gallon of information into a shot glass of a brain, well then there is going to be alot of spilling, but I am willing to work with you, nuture you, hold your hand (figuratively), show you the ropes, mentor you.
Just show me the slightest glimpse that your not a complete dill rod.
Skipper is here 4 you little buddy, hang in there.
Now snatch this peeble from my hand grasshopper!
Your Idol,
P mutha f'ing G.[/QUOTE]You and what? Your keyboard? You're pathetic. All you do is talk shit and no action. Real tough guy online. Don't you ever learn fucktard! This will be my last post to you because you're a nobody to me. So beat your chest tough guy and make fun of more girls locked up. Your a computer tough guy. I must tone down what I really want to say due to the rules of this board. So go ahead tough guy! Attack away!
Chris5.
M2 I just took 7 minutes out of my life that I will NEVER get back viewing that Pharm guy piece of shit! Dude this motherfucker is no MONGER! He hadn't done a review all year! All his posts are garbage! No girls no nothing. A monger troll! M2 if I may give you some advice I would ask that you completely ignore this guy or girl! Ignore is the ultimate disrespect! He deserves no replies at all. He is not a MONGER.
End of this troll.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2596085]I did not appreciate your post in the east 50 thread you piece of shit! Your making fun of someone who was put on a forced vacation? That's funny to you motherfucker! Well guess what, I ain't fucking laughing fucktard! That girl is a personal friend of mine so find someone else to make fun of you bastard! Takes a real manly man to make fun of and post a shitty post after that person is put on vacation! Fucking prick!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]So that the board can help out.
I can read and you being such a fuqn connoisseur of needle strapping SW's should know about this reporting grasshopper.
Or, are you now channeling your inner George Zimmerman and policing that board also?
My apologies are to Keri if I was a bit too harsh. I am sure she is a sweet girl and I hope (just say NO to a Ten Dollar tip Chris) and her otber clients can help her out, like when you bought Brandy her car. DOH!
Her identity is not a secret since her FB is a click away.
[QUOTE=Mystical0945;2595436]Was he doing in Chris5's neighborhood? Take a look at the 8th one down not counting the header. Just couldn't resist LOL, LOL.
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]Lisa please stop texting me like I'm your lover! LOL! No I don't want to be friends! And I'm not having sex with you!
Bye Lisa! Loser!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2596663]M2 I just took 7 minutes out of my life that I will NEVER get back viewing that Pharm guy piece of shit! Dude this motherfucker is no MONGER! He hadn't done a review all year! All his posts are garbage! No girls no nothing. A monger troll! M2 if I may give you some advice I would ask that you completely ignore this guy or girl! Ignore is the ultimate disrespect! He deserves no replies at all. He is not a MONGER.
End of this troll.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]I've embarrassed these nerds before and I've only used a few snowflakes at the tip of the iceberg- not even the tip or anything close to underwater. We've got couples coming over to our beautiful home and I promised no posting to my girlfriend till Sunday. So if you haven't embarrassed the vultures by then I will and they know that. To- daloo, M2 out.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2596877]Lisa please stop texting me like I'm your lover! LOL! No I don't want to be friends! And I'm not having sex with you!
Bye Lisa! Loser!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Who the fuck is Lisa?? LMAO. You sound as delusional as your absent minded friend. Lisa. HAHAHA!
The Trap is for Chris and Monte to remind each other how cool they are and what fucking idiots the rest of us are. Sorry it took me so long to figure this out. Carry on.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2596663]M2 I just took 7 minutes out of my life that I will NEVER get back viewing that Pharm guy piece of shit! Dude this motherfucker is no MONGER! He hadn't done a review all year! All his posts are garbage! No girls no nothing. A monger troll! M2 if I may give you some advice I would ask that you completely ignore this guy or girl! Ignore is the ultimate disrespect! He deserves no replies at all. He is not a MONGER.
End of this troll.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]You are correct, well I guess that's settled.
Ok, if you need me I shall be sharing information via pm with the select few 'nondouchbag' mongers on one of the hottest girls that you two goofs will never get a sniff of.
Ahhhhhhh feels good.
[QUOTE=Montes2;2596009]
Half the fun of being with a girl is to not only be doing something sexual with her- but to . . .[/QUOTE]Dude, you talk like "being with a gurl" is outside the box for you?
Somebody pissed off the wrong person one too many times.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/usasg-c5-the-fake/13407480[/URL]
BG111.
[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2597121]Somebody pissed off the wrong person one too many times.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/usasg-c5-the-fake/13407480[/URL]
BG111.[/QUOTE]Exposed.
Sorry Chrissy.Montes can't help u now
[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2597121]Somebody pissed off the wrong person one too many times.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/usasg-c5-the-fake/13407480[/URL]
BG111.[/QUOTE]Now that's funny! I must be doing something right! I love it!
Chris5.
I hit the big time now! I have my own BP ad! LOL!
Thanks Lisa!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2597129]Exposed.
Sorry Chrissy.Montes can't help u now[/QUOTE]Wish I knew who did it, I'd like to thank them for keeping it 100!
[QUOTE=Montes2;2596964]I've embarrassed these nerds before and I've only used a few snowflakes at the tip of the iceberg- not even the tip or anything close to underwater. We've got couples coming over to our beautiful home and I promised no posting to my girlfriend till Sunday. So if you haven't embarrassed the vultures by then I will and they know that. To- daloo, M2 out.[/QUOTE]Soooo ok.
Will you be posting more fake reports, like the one of the girl in #4576 that you said was your girlfriend (after a wild night of swinging, oh boy!!) but was really an old SW pic you posted (but forgot about) weeks earlier?
Oops, that was awkward
Owned.
Dooooooooouuuuuuuucccchhhhee.
P mutha f'ing G.
Nerd4life!!!
[QUOTE=Chris5;2596663]M2 I just took 7 minutes out of my life that I will NEVER get back viewing that Pharm guy piece of shit! Dude this motherfucker is no MONGER! He hadn't done a review all year! All his posts are garbage! No girls no nothing. A monger troll! M2 if I may give you some advice I would ask that you completely ignore this guy or girl! Ignore is the ultimate disrespect! He deserves no replies at all. He is not a MONGER.
End of this troll.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Did you or your boyfriend (the ***** that thinks wearing red hanes undershiirts on the weekend is todays latest fashion) Mont'ass get to go back in my previous posts- #7574 of the general reports????
Ummm ahhh yeah, u and 'Mr. post your fun' we won't be needing any of your SW Hep C models for these trips, we found some lovely lovely takers. All fuqn aboard!!!
Or maybe u guys want to come. We need a couple dudes to bait our hooks and keep the bathrooms clean
Welcome to my world bitches.
P 'mutha fuqn' G.
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2597129]Exposed.
Sorry Chrissy.Montes can't help u now[/QUOTE]LOL that's great. Hmmm I wonder how many companys have black mustangs for vehicles hmmmmmmmmmm.