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My hog farmer neighbor said he went by and saw Heather the other day. He went to check out her pig and found that the pen was in horrible shape. Worst pig pen he'd ever seen. Almost turned his stomach and he's a pig farmer. Dirty, smelled like smoke, nasty did I say dirty. People kept knocking on the door. WTF? Said he almost left when he walked in the door but really wanted to check out her 🐖 . Pig was hairy and had never been trimmed the shape was old and had meat hanging everywhere. Not good at all. Not even worth butchering. Nothing like the pictures he saw or what he even could've ever expected. She will suit you if you're into wild pigs that walk the street. Just not my type. Will never go back, ever never ever.

Body 2/10.

Looks 2/10.

Action 2/10 2 pts cause it was a mouthy pig.

If you go after reading this at least you know what to expect.

Dog out.

My buddy reached out to this so called Russian beauty a couple days ago. She's out in North Ft Myers area. She responded quick and offered some time in his car. Decent communication and he was able to scoop her up after a half hour delay. Pics were pretty accurate and she had a decent body with a nice attitude. He was looking for FS, but for whatever reason she suggested they don't. Maybe she just finished another monger off who knows. Anyways they ended up agreeing to $.5 for a BBBJ only because she was decent. Buddy said service was good with nice deep throat and gave the boys some love too. She started to complain when he didn't bust right away, but she still finished him off. With her permission he was able to CIM, but as soon as he popped she pulled back. In her defense he popped hard, but don't allow it if you won't let him finish. It doesn't appear swallowing is on the table. All in all I'd recommend if you're looking for car service or possibly outcall.

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I should know better than to even continue communicating with someone who has to know your name and asks for a picture. She texted me no less than 10 times after all her bullshit requirements then blows off appointment after I drive half hour to a location near her place. She texted right as I was leaving to confirm then I drive there and nothing. WTF? This is the biggest problem in our hobby. This never fails to annoy the fucking shit out of me. LOL oh well. Good luck if you try her, you never know.

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Her pictures don't look terrible and the reports she gets on them seem glowing. I don't know what the fuck they are talking about. Said she would meet at gas station near her place but surprise, not to lead me to her place like a few careful ladies have, but to jump in my car. We head to her place, not really nice. She was high, scary skinny, and her breasts are over the muscle bad implants now deflated because she's so thin. Like water balloons that used to hold a quart and now have a cup left in them. Service was really not terrible but I'm never going back.

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Found her on SA after a previous poster talked about her then found her on STG which got me phone #. Hot texting leading up to a Friday rendezvous at her place in North Port. Now I'm in Naples extit 111 so it was a 3 hour commitment with travel but well worth it. She meets me at the door looking tall and sexy and leads me inside. Offers water and we sit on couch and talk for a bit. Now if you don't like animals she might not be for you. She rescues cats and dogs and has like 20 cats inside and 3 dogs. We then head to bedroom and DFK as we get undressed. The freshest DATY leading into me just sliding into BBFS. She is so sensual with dirty talk and kissing. We maneuver to doggie and she says want to F my ass don't you. I'm never one to say no so lube up and away we go. So tight and so clean I finish inside her arse. So more dfk and without a break right back into doggie and mish and more greek. This time a toy comes out and I'm dping her with a toy. Was so friggig hot. Next we try both me and the toy inside her and she goes nuts with a big O. I finish on her tits and we collapse. $$ and all the fun you can stand. Well worth the drive.[/QUOTE]Pool guy went out to see this one and concurs she is not to be missed. She does rescue cats and dogs but don't let that discourage you. Was told her bedroom is off to the side and clean. She is a knockout! Pool guy had two pops. He had a huge cum load that he emptied into her willing mouth upon which she sat up pushed her tits together and spit his load between them. Then she collapsed backwards on the bed and proceeded to spend the next couple of minutes lotioning herself up with his jizz. Must be the protein complex she needed! He spent some time watching her play with herself with a rather nice pink dildo until he was hard again. He pushed her legs back and pounded away until pop #2. She then finished herself off with the toy and a nice shuddering O while he rubbed her clit. Talked a bit and then he left. What a find! A rare SW FL gem.

[QUOTE=SignItIAz;4378242]My buddy reached out to this so called Russian beauty a couple days ago. She's out in North Ft Myers area. She responded quick and offered some time in his car. Decent communication and he was able to scoop her up after a half hour delay. Pics were pretty accurate and she had a decent body with a nice attitude. He was looking for FS, but for whatever reason she suggested they don't. Maybe she just finished another monger off who knows. Anyways they ended up agreeing to $.5 for a BBBJ only because she was decent. Buddy said service was good with nice deep throat and gave the boys some love too. She started to complain when he didn't bust right away, but she still finished him off. With her permission he was able to CIM, but as soon as he popped she pulled back. In her defense he popped hard, but don't allow it if you won't let him finish. It doesn't appear swallowing is on the table. All in all I'd recommend if you're looking for car service or possibly outcall.

[URL]http://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/russian-dream/874559646245[/URL][/QUOTE]Moby reached out to her too. At the time she said she was near Colonial and 75 for incall. She told him her name's Bonnie. Did you enjoy any FIV or DATY? Moby's hoping to find a sensual MILF. $.5 for cardate BBBJ, yikes bro you're generous. Thanks for the report.

[QUOTE=BadDog5;4378110]My hog farmer neighbor said he went by and saw Heather the other day. He went to check out her pig and found that the pen was in horrible shape. Worst pig pen he'd ever seen. Almost turned his stomach and he's a pig farmer. Dirty, smelled like smoke, nasty did I say dirty. People kept knocking on the door. WTF? Said he almost left when he walked in the door but really wanted to check out her 🐖 . Pig was hairy and had never been trimmed the shape was old and had meat hanging everywhere. Not good at all. Not even worth butchering. Nothing like the pictures he saw or what he even could've ever expected. She will suit you if you're into wild pigs that walk the street. Just not my type. Will never go back, ever never ever.

Body 2/10.

Looks 2/10.

Action 2/10 2 pts cause it was a mouthy pig.

If you go after reading this at least you know what to expect.

Dog out.[/QUOTE]This one?

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Or?

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Her pictures don't look terrible and the reports she gets on them seem glowing. I don't know what the fuck they are talking about. Said she would meet at gas station near her place but surprise, not to lead me to her place like a few careful ladies have, but to jump in my car. We head to her place, not really nice. She was high, scary skinny, and her breasts are over the muscle bad implants now deflated because she's so thin. Like water balloons that used to hold a quart and now have a cup left in them. Service was really not terrible but I'm never going back.[/QUOTE]If you would have read the forum you wouldn't have made that mistake.

She's been around forever.

[QUOTE=Zomgb;4379108]I should know better than to even continue communicating with someone who has to know your name and asks for a picture. She texted me no less than 10 times after all her bullshit requirements then blows off appointment after I drive half hour to a location near her place. She texted right as I was leaving to confirm then I drive there and nothing. WTF? This is the biggest problem in our hobby. This never fails to annoy the fucking shit out of me. LOL oh well. Good luck if you try her, you never know.

[URL]http://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/older-women-make-better-lovers/438503100494[/URL][/QUOTE]Same thing. I even related my dream of her a month ago.

[QUOTE=Gotj17;4379816]Same thing. I even related my dream of her a month ago.[/QUOTE]Was referred to Short & Sexy by another escort and posts on STG. Called Destiny if that what she wants to be called. I would call her 95 lbs of ever lasting fun, and I mean fun. When Thick was approaching the hanger, no one had to open the doors any wider. Holy shit this girl is like what I have been looking for, and only 95 lbs and cute and make up and very nicely dressed, along with nice condo on the water off Hand cock Bridge pky. Talking to her and laughing and kidding around because she is from New York Long Island and has one fucking good sense of humor. So lets get to the good stuff. One thing is I would recommend her to you mongers, if you like petite and little bitty titties. But the Pussy and the Ass make up for all the other stuff, including the mouth. I go over to the condo, nice neighborhood and park in front like strip mall. She comes out and greets me, I see her and the first thing I say is, my cock is not going to fit into this little petite thing. Surprise, Surprise and no lube either. We go into the condo, she asks if I want something to drink or would you rather go to the bedroom and get acquainted. My dick then started to speak, lets go mother fucker what do you think we are here for? So into the bedroom we go, and she has this tube dress on all in black, with mini heels cute very cute. She lifts up and off with the dress, and I with my pants and shirt. Next thing I know, she is sitting on the bed with my cock in her hand and giving me very nice and wet head. I then reach down and un snap her bra. Dam haven't lost my touch, and she proceeds to stand up and take her thong off, and start kissing as we are standing by the bed. We both lay down making out with one another, her rubbing my cock, and me playing with her pussy. Wait a fucking minute, one finger two fingers three fingers and she is moaning and kissing and banging teeth like college kids. I roll her on her back and with the stiffest Hard on I have had for a short time proceed to just slip into her wet pussy and I go in all the fucking way. Wow this is something for the Thick man, not to many chicks if you know them could except my cock like that /. Her legs go almost high in the air over her head. I am in my fucking glory, and banging her like a storm door in a hurricane. She then asks me to take it out and eat her, dam guys always listen to a woman that knows what they are talking about. I pick her up like a little pillow and raise her pussy up to my face and her back is now arched with her head on the bed and her body bent where her feet and head are the only things touching the bed.

This girl has the cutest and closed lip pussy I like to see. Now I know what they mean when they say good things do come in little packages. Thick will return, and treat her nice, she is sweet and no tats either.

[QUOTE=ThickAndCream9;4382506]Was referred to Short & Sexy by another escort and posts on STG. Called Destiny if that what she wants to be called. I would call her 95 lbs of ever lasting fun, and I mean fun. When Thick was approaching the hanger, no one had to open the doors any wider. Holy shit this girl is like what I have been looking for, and only 95 lbs and cute and make up and very nicely dressed, along with nice condo on the water off Hand cock Bridge pky. Talking to her and laughing and kidding around because she is from New York Long Island and has one fucking good sense of humor. So lets get to the good stuff. One thing is I would recommend her to you mongers, if you like petite and little bitty titties. But the Pussy and the Ass make up for all the other stuff, including the mouth. I go over to the condo, nice neighborhood and park in front like strip mall. She comes out and greets me, I see her and the first thing I say is, my cock is not going to fit into this little petite thing. Surprise, Surprise and no lube either. We go into the condo, she asks if I want something to drink or would you rather go to the bedroom and get acquainted. My dick then started to speak, lets go mother fucker what do you think we are here for? So into the bedroom we go, and she has this tube dress on all in black, with mini heels cute very cute. She lifts up and off with the dress, and I with my pants and shirt. Next thing I know, she is sitting on the bed with my cock in her hand and giving me very nice and wet head. I then reach down and un snap her bra. Dam haven't lost my touch, and she proceeds to stand up and take her thong off, and start kissing as we are standing by the bed. We both lay down making out with one another, her rubbing my cock, and me playing with her pussy. Wait a fucking minute, one finger two fingers three fingers and she is moaning and kissing and banging teeth like college kids. I roll her on her back and with the stiffest Hard on I have had for a short time proceed to just slip into her wet pussy and I go in all the fucking way..[/QUOTE][URL]http://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/short-and-sexy/080552651349[/URL]

Mm that's what I'm talking about. Petite horny goodness. Did her nips get puffy? Is she a squirter?

What was the duration and donation fukr?!

[QUOTE=Gotj17;4379796]This one?

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Or?

[URL]http://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/party-girl/223436713552[/URL][/QUOTE]Sorry didn't know there was two. First link on your posts. Thanks.

[QUOTE=ThickAndCream9;4378013]Mia (9xx0) Le High go for it a lot better service.

Mia / Jennifer (5xx8) Handcock bride for get it could be a rushed job and strange parking unless she give you the right unit number exactly. Don't Bother.[/QUOTE]Jennifer OK for HE?

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Mm that's what I'm talking about. Petite horny goodness. Did her nips get puffy? Is she a squirter?

What was the duration and donation fukr?![/QUOTE]Link not working?

Looks too good to be true. Has anyone come across Anna?

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