Strip Club Reports

Anyone going out tonight? I have a party early, but will be out later.

Looking for max mileage. Any ladies?

I talked to Autumnskyy and she was very interested in going clubbing. Now clubbing with a bi, redheaded, freckled woman is almost like winning the lottery. We started out early, about 5pm, at HH. Same old place not much new and a lot of the trash had been discarded since the last time I was there. We proceeded on to Babes and I was surprised at how much weight the place had gained. Of course this was day shift and I think things lighten up at night. To my dismay, Autumn did not see anything she really liked at either place so we headed off to BBF. On the way she was talking to Ice, one of her friends who dances there. Ice needed a ride to work, so we headed south to pick her up. Now as I am driving, Autumn and her friend are texting up a storm. I was getting an uneasy feeling about the situation. We arrived at her house and Autumn went in. 15 minutes later she came out and asked me to leave. At first I thought both of them had found what they wanted for the night and it didn't include me.

I headed to Classy Chassy and started to drown my sorrow in a bottle of bud. I talked to a friend who invited me to Hip Huggers and not to worry about the two who had dumped me. I tried to reach another freckled friend to cheer up my night. She couldn't get out. Was about to head to Kokomo when I received a call from Autumn. She was finished with whatever they were doing and wanted to know if I could pick them both up and take them to BBF. Ah my little head was thinking freckles and off I went. As we headed to BBF I asked for an explanation for the delay in my night. All I got was 'We will leave it to your imagination'. I thought, thanks ladies you know how much I love stories, my imagination is for when I am home alone. Oh well, I am still imagining.

We arrived at BBF and had a few drinks and Autumn was really into the dollar dances. Ice was making the rounds and disappeared into the very crowded bar. About an hour later Ice returned upset that one of her customers had just dumped her for another dancer. I laughed and told her I knew how she felt! Well she and Autumn decided to make it up to me. Off to the VIP room we went. Ice was wearing a nice black dress. She took it off and tied my hands up and around the bar that goes around the sitting area in the VIP room. Autumn took her belt and tied up my feet. I was their prisoner of sorts. For the next half hour, I was forced to watch two women, kiss, lick, suck, caress, play, finger, touch and attack each other right next to me. I was in heaven, center stage of an Autumn and Ice show. At one point real ice cubes were melting in G-Strings and I received the remnants in my mouth. I was able to taste some juices not served at the bar. I even had my beer fed to me through some luscious mouth watering lips. Now some of you may think why not participate? Well I love to watch especially when I am watching two women, one with freckles, enjoying themselves. Believe me I did participate in my own freaky way. By the time we were finished in the VIP, there was not an empty table to be found and Autumn was feeling the effects of Ice and the alcohol. We said our goodbyes to Ice and headed off to Autumns. What happened after that I will leave to everyone's imagination. See I can play the game also.

FF.

PS. Heard about some dayshift freckles at Hip Huggers. I may have to take Autumn there and find out if I really do see double.

I paid a visit to my favorite strip club today. I spotted a cute little blonde and attempted to get a dance with her but there was too much demand for her services with a line of guys ahead of me. I then went up to the tip rail to try to ask another girl. Usually they'll almost always come over to the rail or at least look at me and smile but surprisingly this one just kept dancing. After a minute or two of sitting there I started to get this bad feeling or vibe that this girl had an unfriendly hostile personality and I wasn't going to enjoy doing anything with her. Also, to be honest, when I saw her up close she wasn't very attractive. So, without waiting any longer, I got up and went back to my table, got my coat, and started to leave. As I walked by the stage, she suddenly started shouting verbal abuse at me, I guess because I didn't sit around by the stage until she felt like noticing my presence. In all my strip club visits, I've never had anything this bad happen. It kind of confirmed the feeling I had about the angry hostile personality and made me glad I'd walked off. Have any other members here ever had to deal with an angry stripper and how did you deal with it? Just ignore her? Besides this experience, I've had situations where girls showed anger when I didn't want a table dance or didn't want a particular one sitting with me and I know other guys have that happpen too. I've always felt that we are the ones paying the money so we get to pick the girl we want. They don't pick us and then we have to spend money on them, right?

Hey guys I don't spend much time here on the strip club reports, but I just found out an army buddy of mine will be in town Monday morn thru Tuesday morn so I was wondering where I can get the most bang for my buck? My buddy is from New York and tells me how wild it is there. Want to show him Indy can party too,

After reading the first two paragraphs I was ready to ask for those goodies back.

After reading the last one, well lets just say I know how payment can be handled.

P. S. Good luck tying my hands up girls.

TN

[QUOTE=Whatdafuq;1135380]Hey guys I don't spend much time here on the strip club reports, but I just found out an army buddy of mine will be in town Monday morn thru Tuesday morn so I was wondering where I can get the most bang for my buck? My buddy is from New York and tells me how wild it is there. Want to show him Indy can party too,[/QUOTE]I too have had the pleasure of attending some clubs in NY I would suggest BBF and try to see Ice. Just my thoughts Hope they help!

I'm from Chicago and have only been to BBF once before about a year ago, but heading there in a little while if anyone wants to meet up and give me some tips for there or just have some drinks let me know.

[QUOTE=Wyldman;1135835]I'm from Chicago and have only been to BBF once before about a year ago, but heading there in a little while if anyone wants to meet up and give me some tips for there or just have some drinks let me know.[/QUOTE]TIPS? How big are your titties?

[QUOTE=Two Nutts;1136251]TIPS? How big are your titties?[/QUOTE]Stick with the 10 dollar dances over the 100 or 200 dollar VIP's. You get to sample much more and the experience is about the same.

I'm not on here that often, but I am on it long enough each month to see the "What's the best club?" question asked repeatedly even though there are over a hundred pages on here answering that question. So why don't we try this: Make a top 10 list of clubs and a top 10 list for girls at each club and why. My list would be pretty short simply because I just recently returned to the area, but for me so far it's

1. BBF by a mile. More girls, less money, edible free food. Favorites there are Celeste (the few times I have seen her) and Asia. Brooklyn was very interesting but I believe is gone.

2. Harem House. If you don't get robbed you'll have a good time with very decent 2 way action. Tuesday nights are by far the best value with the 2 for 1 crap.

3. PT's. Comfortable chairs and attractive waitresses at least even if the prices are too high compared to the top 2.

Ten is too much. How about top 3's

[QUOTE=Alwaysready30; 1136424]I'm not on here that often, but I am on it long enough each month to see the "What's the best club?" question asked repeatedly even though there are over a hundred pages on here answering that question. So why don't we try this: Make a top 10 list of clubs and a top 10 list for girls at each club and why. My list would be pretty short simply because I just recently returned to the area, but for me so far it's

1. BBF by a mile. More girls, less money, edible free food. Favorites there are Celeste (the few times I have seen her) and Asia. Brooklyn was very interesting but I believe is gone.

2. Harem House. If you don't get robbed you'll have a good time with very decent 2 way action. Tuesday nights are by far the best value with the 2 for 1 crap.

3. PT's. Comfortable chairs and attractive waitresses at least even if the prices are too high compared to the top 2.

Ten is too much. How about top 3's[/QUOTE]I put up my top ten list of clubs back on November 12th. Actually, only nine because I couldn't think of a tenth one I would want to go to. Dave30 said then I was being too kind to list even nine as worth going to and Niceguy52 agreed with you that there are only three. I agree with you BBF is the best value. I don't have limitless money (Who does?) so I always look for the best value. My favorite dancers there are Lena, Star, Asia, Addie, Kitty, Zoya and Starla. After lots of visits to strip clubs I've developed a sixth sense on who I'm going to get a good lapdance from. My tip to anyone new to this is to watch the girls and see who smiles and talks to the customers while they are up on stage or just walking around the club. I've found they usually give me a nice experience if I ask for a dance.

Didn't try any other clubs when I was in town but why would I? BBF blows away anything we have in MN and it's cheaper too! #$% Went with Elle, cute 30ish blonde, ok LD. Tried Kitten, much better, made me wish I spent all my money on her instead. Thanks 4 the tip, hope to be back soon.

So I did the VIP room without the doors, what's with the room with the doors? I was also hoping someone might know Kittens schedule?

Went in to smoke a cigar a while back and almost hooked up with a waitress. Renee. Big tits. She crouched down and pulled one out at the table. I originally thought she was just looking for a tip, but later got the impression that she may be working out of the place.

[QUOTE=Nodak Boy;1137803]So I did the VIP room without the doors, what's with the room with the doors? I was also hoping someone might know Kittens schedule?[/QUOTE]Room with door $20 / dance and or a half hour rate of I think someone said $200 per half hour.

Last talked with Kitten about schedule back around end of November. She works Sunday through Wednesday.