Massage Parlor Reports

Sorry guys,

I posted MU Today and forgot something.

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I am getting better at interpreting my experiences. It was real easy with Yumi.


Your very Excellent Dude

You said about JNW :
After catching our breaths, I ask for a table shower, dress and kissed me more at the door and I left wishing the experience could have lasted forever.

Man your stupidity just blew your fanasty posts, FWI..JNW doesn't have a table shower. Why don't you use your stupidity for some other reason, I have a few ideas.

Sorry Towson but I just read your Questions concerning HIV transmittals.

You mentioned that persons having Herpes or Syphilis may have a greater chance of contracting HIV .
Also, lesbians have increased hiv.

Most definitely. Persons who have untreated syphilis or herpes or both are absolutely more vulnerable and the reason is is that these diseases take a huge toll on the immune system. I did mention, in no uncertain terms that persons with weakened immune systems can easily contract HIV. As a matter of fact, these people can contract almost any disease. There are a huge mass of people in this country who don't even know they have either Syphilis or Herpes. Testing and treatment is the answer to that question.

Lesbians having clean sex with lesbians alone is not going to increase their diagnosis of hiv.
However, women having sex with infected women who have not completed their menstral cycle, are going to be more susceptible to hiv because of the direct contact with blood and the virus being easily absorbed thru the vaginal tissues. Also, as I've said, these women, can easily contract the disease thru heterosexual contact with an infected, unknown bisexual male, sharing needles. unsterilized tattoo needles etc.
So there are inherent basic rites and rituals that are culprits in this disease.
Also, as shown in the "Enigma in Africa" uncleansed folds in foreskin is a major method of transference of hiv and possibly all communicable diseases.

To explain the seriousness of the eyes in these diseases. The eyes are a very delicate and complex organ having delicate lenses, pupils, eyeball, retina,
optic nerve and in general very vulnerable items and each item is essential for sight. Any loss of just one of these items thru infection will easily cause blindness. And to make things worse, because of the inherent poor systemic nature of the eyes they are very hard to treat. Your eyes are your most valuable and precious commodity. Don't play with your sight!


Your most Excellent Dude

Saw Dude's report on JNW and decided to give it a try, I had never been there. Dropped in yesterday around 430 and was greeted by a girl matching the description. Nice breasts, not bad looking and she led me into a room. At that point she just became rude and short. No flirting. I asked for an hour and gave. 7, when she came back she asked what I wanted. And I said I was looking for anything she had when she started to get pushy about laying down for the massage and didn't let me touch her at all. Massage was actually very good and when I flipped I asked for the BJ when she offered more and she said $. 3. I said too high, she didn't budge. In the end she was rude and gave a clothed HJ for. 3 with no touch. Will not go back there. She said she was from Cali and had been here a week.

And she said her name was Cho or Jo

Newbie here. Went to Total Body. They were running a special for $180. Laid down, gal undressed and started massage. Beautiful young lady. Just not much personality. She me massage her but she never grabbed me until I laid back down. Then it was down to business. 1 hour session turned into a 45 min. Quicky and she got very rude. Not worth the "special". I will report back on other experiences.

[QUOTE=Horse Man]Go to Pinetree on Eastern Ave in Baltimore MD.

Ask for TIA, or Lea Lea.

A great time, everything, no condum needed, shaven, 5'5" 140lbs, great head, nice and slow, great rub, nice and slow, great long black hair.[/QUOTE]Do you mean She provided a Condum or you didn't use one?

Gentleman:

I have to apologize for the false report about Tia, she does not give or receive head nor does she have sex, if you want that as I truely do then you will be disappointed as I have been. The statement I made was just my wishing that she would. Tia is a very special person, if you want a great massage she will give it to you. She really is one of a kind, great attitude, very good at the massage, if you like this you will not be disappointed. Do not expect more then that. I am sorry and if the ladies read these reviews I hope she will except my apology. For the readers I am sorry.

The picture that is her, the discription is her. But she is not the regular type girl.

[QUOTE=Horse Man]Go to Pinetree on Eastern Ave in Baltimore MD.

Ask for TIA, or Lea Lea.

A great time, everything, no condum needed, shaven, 5'5" 140lbs, great head, nice and slow, great rub, nice and slow, great long black hair.[/QUOTE]Guys,

Every one loves this treatment... BUT... hppv-- venerial warts to be blunt, basicly incurable hep c, and a host of throat borne ailments beckon.

Protect protect.

Just my 2 cents.

I am coming to Baltimore next week on Tuesday night for one night.

Can you guys give me a recommendation for someone to contact to give me a sensual erotic massage in my hotel room?

Thanks in advance for any suggestions.

[QUOTE=Jalb25]I am not very familiar with the Balto AMPS (only ML). My regular stomping grounds are Jessup and Columbia. I have checked the CP and previous posts and found no info on Charles/Swan. Could someone please let me know its' location. Linda sounds like someone that I really should meet very soon :)

Thanks[/QUOTE]I am convinced this place does not exist, I have tried to find it 3 times now between 24th and Charles and I can't find it anywhere. I have just hit the Towson joints every time I have been unsuccesful.

Hi,

I am coming to Baltimore next Tuesday night for one night. I am looking for an outcall massage in my hotel room. Looking for sensual, nude whole body massage. Maybe with extras.

Any suggestions? I am from Boston and don't know the Baltimore providers.

Want someone safe, clean, D&D free, discrete. All obvious wants, right?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Dan Woods]Quote:

Try Citypaper.com, and go to the adult ad pages. Plenty of #'s and addresses there. With a whole 2 posts under your belt, you have no credibility here. If you can't find the citypaper online, try the sports section of the Sunpaper. Once you have the name of the place, come back here and learn how to use the search function in this thread.

Til then RTFF and when you are done, RTFF again.

Another fish on a bicycle OMG.

GTR[/quote]Is it really necessary to be so nasty to people new to this board?[/QUOTE]

I'm terribly sorry if I offended you enough to address me on the forum as well as PM me with your whine. Your only other contribution to this board was to ask where you could get a lapdance and maybe more. Read the forum! Don't expect everything to drop from the sky into your lap. I think I was only expressing what others here to polite to tell you firsthand. Now be a good boy and read the f'n forum!
GTR

[QUOTE=Craigslist1987]Newbie here. Went to Total Body. They were running a special for $180. Laid down, gal undressed and started massage. Beautiful young lady. Just not much personality. She me massage her but she never grabbed me until I laid back down. Then it was down to business. 1 hour session turned into a 45 min. Quicky and she got very rude. Not worth the "special". I will report back on other experiences.[/QUOTE]I hate to tell you this, but being a long time customer of TBC, they only offer a 45 minute session. I am also aware that they are very clear about this when they quote you over the phone. I am one of the few on this board that seems to get his moneys worth at TBC, it's not a place for everyone, I've been going there since they were located in Ellicott City under the name Euro Therapy. Most of the posters here say it costs too much for too little, that's their opinions. I find that they offer exactly what I need, so the price is just right for me. IMHO.

As far as the girl being rude, I don't have an answer for that. Sometimes your attitude and expectations may have set off the rudeness factor in your girl, but I wasn't there, so I'll never know. just my .02¢

[QUOTE=Horse Man]Gentleman:

I have to apologize for the false report about Tia, she does not give or receive head nor does she have sex, if you want that as I truely do then you will be disappointed as I have been. The statement I made was just my wishing that she would. Tia is a very special person, if you want a great massage she will give it to you. She really is one of a kind, great attitude, very good at the massage, if you like this you will not be disappointed. Do not expect more then that. I am sorry and if the ladies read these reviews I hope she will except my apology. For the readers I am sorry.

The picture that is her, the discription is her. But she is not the regular type girl.[/QUOTE]Kind of weird dude.