Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]Really, don't you assholes have anything better to do? Isn't there a parking ticket you should be writing?

There never have been any charges against Lilly. As for business as usual; that is legit massage.

BTW, guys. Do not fall into this baiting trap. What asshole LE like this poster try is to get you to discuss in graphic terms what they dream goes on at an AMP.

For example -- Asshole LE: I was at XYZ AMP and all I got was a regular massage. Poster Joe: Well, I was there and got something extra.

Again, do not fall for this bullshit.[/QUOTE]Please do not associate me with LEO. I am far from that. Whenever someone posts something that is contrary to current belief or if someone asks an innocent question, everyone says LEO. That is not always the case. I have been an AMP fan for many years and I have the highest regard for the providers that bring satisfaction into our lives.

Just wanted to drop a line and say, "hello. " This is my first post on this site, as I just found out about it a couple of weeks ago through a craigslist search. Total accident that seems to have paid off! I have been in the area for 10 years, and am a big AMP fan, although I have grown a bit tired of the scene lately. I seem to have the same haunts, and could use something fresh. My hope is to uncover some great nuggets I may not have enjoyed, and share some information with all you kind folks.

PM me at any time, I'd be happy to strike up a conversation.

Here's to the greatest addiction on earth!

Auntie Annie

Was at TOA for the first time on Monday. Overall I would give the experience a 7 and here's why. I had hit it off pretty well with the girl I was given. Nothing crazy, just a simple case of us finding some things to talk about that quickly developed into some nice flirting. About 15 minutes into the massage, she is called away from the room and I am given a new girl. Now, I really didn't want to see the first girl go, and I didn't want to insult the new girl. It created a mood where I was not able to enjoy the new girl, who I didn't have any rapport with. Her technique was very soft and kind of lazy. Not off to the best start at ALL. However, the first girl actually came back after about 15 minutes and we picked up where we left off.

I was able to leave very happy and would go back to see her. The massage could have been better, but her personality went a long way. Not too keen on having to feel guilted into an extra $20 for the substitute teacher, but I can live with it. Massage 6/10- overall 7/10.

[QUOTE=Savional1]After I posted about my awesome experience a couple of days ago, I got messages from a few porky's seeking info. Just like exec I told them to go bite one ( jelly donut that is).

I know i can be the only one who has gotten messages from freaks, so lets galvenize together and expose the frauds on spot. I propose some of our grandfather members ( exec, sponge, ron, nobull and the likes) are the only ones to get your name removed from the pork list.

Worse case scenrio is that a good memeber gets tossed on there and verbally black listed, but given that they are authentic im sure they can send a PM to one of the wise men to vouch that they are legit.

I know im asking alot, but seriously its our hobby and we need to own it.

No More Leeches!! No More Leeches!!

Yes We Can!! Yes We Can!!

I'm a monger and i approve this message.

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How bloody stupid is this paranoia going to get? You specifically posted for Sr. members to PM you. Now you're bitching that some of us did.

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]How bloody stupid is this paranoia going to get? You specifically posted for Sr. members to PM you. Now you're bitching that some of us did.[/QUOTE]I am one of the newer members (who he also said could pm him if they were posting frequently) who asked him for the info since I am almost strictly a MP patron. I didnt even get the courtesy of being told to go eat a doughnut if he thought I was a porkie let alone the info he claimed too have, so I question whether he has even had an experience. But you have too take every post with a grain of salt when someone is gloating. I believe part of what some of the posters on here get off on is telling stories. I even recommended someone new too him who just recently returned too service and he didnt acknowledge that either. Dont ask for people too PM then complain about it or dont respond. Just because someone is new too this site doesnt mean they are new too mongering or the etiquette of blogging.

[QUOTE=Moto Monger]I am one of the newer members (who he also said could pm him if they were posting frequently) who asked him for the info since I am almost strictly a MP patron. I didnt even get the courtesy of being told to go eat a doughnut if he thought I was a porkie let alone the info he claimed too have, so I question whether he has even had an experience. But you have too take every post with a grain of salt when someone is gloating. I believe part of what some of the posters on here get off on is telling stories. I even recommended someone new too him who just recently returned too service and he didnt acknowledge that either. Dont ask for people too PM then complain about it or dont respond. Just because someone is new too this site doesnt mean they are new too mongering or the etiquette of blogging.[/QUOTE]

I concur. There's a problem here with a lot of folks who think that achieving Sr. Member status is some badge of honor. Some of them tend to talk down to new members, expect to be treated like "wise men", etc. It's all bullshit to stroke their egos and I don't buy it. All it means is that you've submitted a given number of posts to show that you can follow the format, and that you no longer have to wait for approval before your posts get added to the board.

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]I concur. There's a problem here with a lot of folks who think that achieving Sr. Member status is some badge of honor. Some of them tend to talk down to new members, expect to be treated like "wise men", etc. It's all bullshit to stroke their egos and I don't buy it. All it means is that you've submitted a given number of posts to show that you can follow the format, and that you no longer have to wait for approval before your posts get added to the board.[/QUOTE]


Sponge is on target, anyone can achieve senior status if you stay around long enough.

I'm not yet a senior member because I post when I have info to share and not other stuff; I've been on this board for 18 months and could have easily hit senior status by a bunch of non-info posts, but I don't do it.

That said, I'm going to violate that and ask a question of the bros here. I'm coming down to Orlando soon and I would love to see Hannah at Assa again. But it's been a while since I was there and I know that there is high turnover in the massage business. So is she still at Assa, or maybe somewhere else in the area? PM response is fine.

Okay, back to reporting info after this.

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]How bloody stupid is this paranoia going to get? You specifically posted for Sr. members to PM you. Now you're bitching that some of us did.[/QUOTE]Sponge your a dick. Not only are you a dick, your a dick that doesn't comprehend a simple freaking post. My message to this board was simple, Lets find a way to out some of the folks who have LEO like tendencies. There are several people who contacted me who were not senior members that got responses from me, cause I reviewed their post and found quality in them.

You obviously have had a silver fish crawl up your ass, cause I didn't warrant the verbal thrashing that you inflected upon me via this board (finally this Ivy league education is paying off) LOL.

Now unlike you I LOVE MY LIFE, there for anything I can do to ensure that my social endeavors are not interrupted by some frivolous, donut eating, thug supporting, corrupt crooked ass lazy cop. I will do with-in the legal means afforded to me. My post was nothing more then a call of action by all members to unite and try to rid this board of scoundrels.

Now if you can respect that, then your whole perspective is whack.

Oh and in case you though I would actually finish this post without giving you my friend a great big ole Fuck YOU. Your right, I won't cause I have too much class for that.

So good day,

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[QUOTE=Moto Monger]I am one of the newer members (who he also said could pm him if they were posting frequently) who asked him for the info since I am almost strictly a MP patron. I didnt even get the courtesy of being told to go eat a doughnut if he thought I was a porkie let alone the info he claimed too have, so I question whether he has even had an experience. But you have too take every post with a grain of salt when someone is gloating. I believe part of what some of the posters on here get off on is telling stories. I even recommended someone new too him who just recently returned too service and he didnt acknowledge that either. Dont ask for people too PM then complain about it or dont respond. Just because someone is new too this site doesnt mean they are new too mongering or the etiquette of blogging.[/QUOTE]Moto,

If you haven't notice I'm not a senior member either. However those who are committed to the hobby make their way on the board just fine. I actually support newbies if they need a little help, but I'm a firm believer that you have to GET OUT and do a little trial and error and REPORT your findings.

I thought that your one line PM that said "info please. Tell me where this is. This is my real hobby. Oh yeah I recommend ***** (aka a provider that doesn't take much to know she's gives it all away), was a weak request.

It was a judgement call that I stand by to ignore you. When I feel you make more contributions that I find interesting I will love to share with you. That goes for anyone else on here, we can share with PM with whom we choose when we choose thats why its called PM.

I have at least 30-40 experiences that ia haven't posted on here, cause they don't offer any detail that hasn't already been reported on. But in case I feel the need to ask another member some specific information, I have the experience and credibility to share some rather unique moments with them in return.

Thats how I roll, if the rest of yous' decide to do it differently then its your prerogative.

Oh yeah I really wanna give you the Ole Fuck you also, but I think you only responded to Sponge's post so you can build some camaraderie with dicks like him. But I won't, So I'll leave you both to your sausage party.

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Okay, In a moment of weakness, I went ahead and made a same-day appointment with East-West. I am glad I did. It has got to be one of the best legitimate massages ever. She takes pride in doing good work.

She gives a quality body scrub and makes sure you are clean. For the massage, she warms up lotion and puts some TLC into her technique. If you want extras, go elsewhere. For a good, quality massage, this is the place (she is popular, so make an appointment). I left very relaxed and happy.

Also, if so inclined, buy some flowers from the florist next door for a loved one. The florist owns the building and would appreciate the non-hospital business.

House: $.8
Tip: $.4

Be safe and have fun.

I often wonder if continuous use of AMPs could be some sort of addiction. Can if be said that going to an AMP more then once a week may be an addiction. Are we all at fault. If so, what would constitute an AMP addiction and is there any known cure other then losing your job and therefore can not afford them any longer. Just a thought!

THis should get some responses. Lets talk about our "hobby" and stop taking shots at each other.

[QUOTE=Savional1]Sponge your a dick. Not only are you a dick, your a dick that doesn't comprehend a simple freaking post. [/QUOTE]

Man, you sure are long-winded. I gotta tell you that I thought your post was out of the norm here, that you were bragging a bit, but were willing to share. That's because you SAID you were willing to share with Sr. Members and selected others.

So I asked, and you didn't respond. You know, that's OK. You don't have to respond to my PM if you don't feel like it and I don't think there's any harm in that.

However, when you come out and ***** that some people contacted you about the very information you publicly posted to share, accuse them of being LEO, etc...well, I just had to call bullshit on you.

Personally, I don't fucking care what you think of me. Everyone here uses a pseudonym. I don't know you and you don't know me.

So what is this fucking "Call to action" of your supposed to do? You don't have a motherfucking clue as to who is or isn't a LEO here. It's a god damned witch hunt with a few clueless motherfuckers playing the roles of Betty Pariss and Abigail Williams. You guys are pointing fingers left and right with absolutely NOTHING to truly support your wild claims, accusations and hissy fits.

So what if LEO is around here? I assume that's a given, but I'm not going to run around screaming like some little girl. Jesus, grow a set of balls.

Finally, I have to admit that my opinion of you is even lower than it was before. You're one of those cowardly assholes who doesn't even have the nerve to truly tell me to fuck off without hiding behind your alleged "class.' So you say it, and then try to tell me you didn't say it. What a fucking loser. Man up.

Of course she's popular especially after getting arrested and charged guilty with prostitution. Her mug shot pictured everywhere on the news and all, will definitely let people know it's a sure shot. Heard leo unlocked the front doors while she was in session with a client and just waited inside with ski mask and guns. Damn that must have been rough. Been told her clients have been followed and harrass by leo after leaving her place. Also she's actually never booked up she just locks up and hides. Her parking lot is always empty.

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy] That's because you SAID you were willing to share with Sr. Members and selected others.

So I asked, and you didn't respond. You know, that's OK. You don't have to respond to my PM if you don't feel like it and I don't think there's any harm in that.

Finally, I have to admit that my opinion of you is even lower than it was before. You're one of those cowardly assholes who doesn't even have the nerve to truly tell me to fuck off without hiding behind your alleged "class.' So you say it, and then try to tell me you didn't say it. What a fucking loser. Man up.[/QUOTE]I must have really got under your old gray wrinkly balls bro. Cause I CLEARLY never got an PM from you. I responded with GREAT details of my experience to ALL senior members who've proven to be REAL members that help of others. I NEVER GOT YOUR MESSAGE.

Had I gotten a message from you, i would have responded. I actually think your a stand up monger hence why i mentioned you in my post as a Wise Man monger in my proposal of guys to trust on here.

[QUOTE=Savional1]I know i can be the only one who has gotten messages from freaks, so lets galvenize together and expose the frauds on spot. I propose some of our grandfather members ( exec, SPONGE, ron, nobull and the likes) are the only ones to get your name removed from the pork list.[/QUOTE]But if you want to be an ASS for no reason have at it. What is it the economy? Are your funds running low and its been awhile since you've let one rip from the ole snake?

Look obviously this was a mis-understanding and you got your panties in a bunch thinking I ignored you. How about this, I will prepay for you my friend an GRADE A massage with all the fixings at one of my favorite places. Literally all you have to do is show up and they'll have a a appointment waiting for you. NO BULLSHIT. With the temper and fever your directing you little comments at, its apparent you need to drain one.

If your interested let me know. One stand up monger to another. Or I can say FUCK you also. Because my friend I actually have a REALLy nice set of balls, I'm just not the type who talks tough on a FUCKING WEB FORUM. HA you should slap yourself for attempting to insult my machismo via WEB BOARD. Sponge I expected more from you.

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