A shared joke is the best kind
[QUOTE=Barolo;2983030]Wait, there is no way, no way any bail and switch can be worse than Bertha! I think it was his mother not aunt. I got fucked over twice with that almost 25 years ago![/QUOTE]I knew someone would get that reference. It is true though, I went to Windsong one time because the ad hat decent looking girls and got there and some old hag gave me a crappy rub with no tug, kept me covered in wet sheets and just left me hanging at the end. You expect that when you are fishing in new grounds or legitimate spas but not at a dump like that place. I never get pissed but I was then. I think Bertha was an aunt but it could have been his mother like in the movie psycho. At least Bertha could give you a massage (like those big Russian women in James Bond movies).
Davenport massage / highway 27&california
[QUOTE=Bertil;2983579]New AMP on 27 in Davenport but not sure on what is offered. I went in hoping to see some nice young talent and only saw a girl in her 40's but with an ugly grill. I asked her if there was anyone else available and she said that the other girl was busy. I told her I'd be back but never returned. Anyone else have intel on the place? Here is the link?
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-20-off-q-massage-3s-p-e-c-i-a-l-your-perfect-new-get-away/16465717[/URL]
I then ended up at that upstairs place in Kissimmee by the golf shop that has been reviewed many times before. Same thing here with the ugly girls. When they saw I was disappointed they told me they'd give me a good massage for $50 so I agreed. The massage wasn't too bad actually. The standard HE with some roaming. The **** was very wet but the smell was not pleasant.[/QUOTE]Stopped in this place and WA greeted by a slim Asian in her 40's wearing a tight blue dress. Paid $60 for special and went to the room. Massage was half assed and roamed was good. Once I started roaming the massage ended and was told to turn over. She asked what I wanted and told her everything. Agreed on price and off came the dress. Began sucking till I was hard and the put raincoat on and went to town on her. Tried different positions and finally emptied the tanker. Got cleaned up and gave me some water and out the door in 35 minutes. A little on the high side for price but go the job done. May repeat but too far to drive.
AMP on corner of Carrier Dr. And Kirkman
Choice of therapists is very limited. Saw two; a younger one (looks 6/10) and an older one (looks 5/10). No table shower, only a regular shower. Massage is ok. 80 + 60 for regular ending. Very limited roaming. I probably will not repeat.