Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Ecuyer;4998432]Personally I can't say enough about this place. As reported I usually go early and get many hands. Joy closes with a pretty good HJ. Quoting Cosmo Kramer, " I left feeling as loose as cream corn". Can't think of any better.[/QUOTE]Bella Touch is pretty much the exact same thing as Famous, Shiatsu, Van Dyke, Alice, Empire, and Yoshiko. They are all Chinese-Korean from the same schooling. The service and prices are pretty much exact. Take your pick. However, Shiatsu Well Being clearly has the best looking girls on the East side, hands down. There is a real cutie at the Chinese spa at 14 and Ryan named Cindy, FYI.

[QUOTE=HiRoller;4997663]Are you talking about Tiffany or Ellie?[/QUOTE]Clearly, its Tiffany he is talking about.

Can you clarify how much you paid? Did you say $200 and she gave you a 10 back? Her add states it 100 for the nuru, just wondered why you paid that amount.

[QUOTE=SlightlyHere;4998933]A lot has been posted about Downriver Nuru. I've never had a "real" nuru massage before, so I decided to check it out.

[URL]https://detroit.rubratings.com/142769[/URL]

Made a hastily arranged appointment, but she accommodated me. It's downriver, but pretty easy to find, area feels pretty safe, wasn't bothered parking my car on the street, of course, around the corner as usual. Walking up, I can see what people are saying about her neighbor b / c there's a big ass cross on the door to the left, and some other "I'm more holy than you" type garb out for show. I'm sure that they are really pleasant to be neighbors with. She answers the door, and kinda jumps, b / c she knows that she doesn't recognize me. We greet, with the usual, "first time" AMP question, house is pretty clean, but not what I'd call tidy.

She's wearing a grey shirt and jean shorts, can tell that there's no bra in the shirt, but headlights are off. HOLY SHIT IS SHE PETITE. She's probably 4'8, maybe 4'11 at most, but not thin. I mean, she's in decent shape for being 50 ish. Like another poster said, (sorry forgot name there), standard AMP older lady. She's very nice, and smiley, thick accent, and I find that I have to speak clearly instead of my usual mumble. Grabs my hand, with chit chat, to the back room. I follow the lead of the last fabulous review (sorry bro, name slips my head) and drop $2 on the table, no questions; her eyes light up. Now, here's how you know she's a good person, honest lady. She-gives-me-ten-dollars-back and tells me that I might need some lunch money for tomorrow. I'm _literally_ jaw dropped. I've never seen such a thing. Maybe she doesn't take five dollar bills!? Like, WHOOOAAAA.

So, I get naked, get on the table. The table is, I dunno, kinda wide, and definitely not a traditional massage table. Kinda seems like a couple book shelves put together or something as I stare down through that little face toilet bowl thing. She damn near immediately does a cop check and tickles my balls from behind, "Yep, that's ok, you can touch there all you like!" The massage starts, and she's using oil, Swedish massage style, but with some pressure in places. One thing I didn't expect is that her hands are kind of rough, like she works outdoors or something. I point out a place that is sore -- been working outside -- and she goes and gets a rolly tool and works it out. All good. Once in a while, she's teasing the boys. I tell her that I've never had a Nuru massage, and she goes, "We'll fix that. ".

What I didn't expect is that, after a bit, she gets this really warm gel stuff, and puts it on my back for the Nuru. Climbs her short self up and starts rubbing her body on me. Now, listen, I'm not trying to spoil or hate on anyone, but this is what was in my mind. I kind of, couldn't tell if it was belly or titty rubbing me, like, it was just a solid mass, with some rough pubes sliding along as well. She rubs herself all along my back, and legs, rubbing her pussy on it a bit. Honestly, I was a little grossed out rather than turned on by it. Listening to this slurping sound, feeling those pubes, thinking about the petite, but kinda thick 50+ asian lady on me. Just didn't do it. After a bit, she dismounts, and my mind is going, "FLIP TIME!" and she smacks my ass and says, "Lets go wash you up and finish you off. " So, ok, we're on our way to that other room that my fellow monger discussed. Sweet.

Go in the shower. There's about 10 bars of Irish Spring laying on the counter top, some mouth wash, and plenty of liquid soap. She washes me down, and then hops into the shower with me, where I wash her down. She drops for a BBBJ and goes at it. It was good, but her mouth is small, so at depth, I had some teeth action on it. Excellent effort though, you could tell she wanted that finish. We dry off, and here, again, I'm thinking, "special Nuru Room!" but she takes me back to the massage room, tells me to lay face up on the table and tries to finish me off with a hand job. That just wasn't going to get it either. She's apologetic, and admits that she was nervous with me, but has another appointment in 15 minutes. She promises that if / when I come back, she's going to give me to top tier primo service. . .

I can tell she has skills, and with the top tier service, it'd be pretty hot. But all in all, I probably won't repeat. I've probably just had enough older lady AMP in my life for that drive, and I'm afraid she couldn't take the whole dick if I were to try to give it to her -- although some of those ladies surprise me.

Alright, Stay Safe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigBootyFan;4998190]Hey all seniors who I gave Sarah's number too please be real careful who you pass along her number too! I've gotten like 20 requests for her number. I have given many seniors her number because they can be trusted. I can look at their reviews and tell. Please be advised that I got requests from regular members that could be LEO -just saying. There is no way to know but I got several requests from guys with zero reviews- WTF.

And whoever said to just post the number out in the open- uh no that is a total dick selfish move!

Not trying to be rude but that puts her in possible danger of LEO or some weirdo messing with her.

Anyways seniors be selective of who you share your info with period!

Let's face it. We don't know who is on here but to the seniors that have given credible reports then they deserve the right. That's just how life works. You have to earn trust and respect from people. Fair is fair.

And the other regular members who asked for the number who are legit, sorry but I just won't do it. Nothing personal but just being cautious![/QUOTE]Spot on advice here BigBootyFan. As soon as I posted my review (even though my review was really a non-review if that makes any sense) my inbox got FLOODED with people begging for her number. We all need to be SUPER CAREFUL with who we are giving out info of SP's that aren't publicly advertising on their own. After all, this is a public forum that I'm sure is scanned by LEO's from time to time and the LAST THING we want to do is give those pigs a reason to try and shut down this board or go after SP's (or quite frankly US) because some of us decided to be careless with info. To all of the non senior members that we're requesting info from me, sorry for ignoring your request (s) for her number. GL to all of you out there and stay safe.

[QUOTE=Ecuyer;4998836]I've seen Tiffany may times over the years. As mentioned, the most reviewed Lady in this forum. For good reasons. She is not only drop dead gorgeous, but a kind considerate individual. That is, if your treat her with respect. Otherwise, you may feel her wrath which probably is well deserved. I suspect one individual who has posted some scathing reviews lately may have been disrespectful, or even rude. The Saigon spa is a first class operation. You're always greeted by a lovely lady at the door. If Tiffany has to postpone, the comely Jenny or Ebony are there to take care of you. You will always leave very satisfied. I've been in this hobby a long time. There is nothing in the Metro area that compares. She has set the bar. As in restaurants, There's fast food and there's fine dining. Saigon is "fine dining". I can attest to that. Standards matter. I'm not compensated for this testimonial and no longer live in South East Michigan. Just giving credit where credit is due.[/QUOTE]I'm agree 100%. How you show respect, what you get in return!

[QUOTE=LostInDetroit;4999350]Spot on advice here BigBootyFan. As soon as I posted my review (even though my review was really a non-review if that makes any sense) my inbox got FLOODED with people begging for her number. We all need to be SUPER CAREFUL with who we are giving out info of SP's that aren't publicly advertising on their own. After all, this is a public forum that I'm sure is scanned by LEO's from time to time and the LAST THING we want to do is give those pigs a reason to try and shut down this board or go after SP's (or quite frankly US) because some of us decided to be careless with info. To all of the non senior members that we're requesting info from me, sorry for ignoring your request (s) for her number. GL to all of you out there and stay safe.[/QUOTE]Agreed!! A lot of regular members with no reviews (even if they have been here for years) keep messaging me whenever we ask for digits. Be very careful.

[QUOTE=ODawg;4998179]That's why I ALWAYS bring my own. I saw a long time ago on this forum (I think it was m1) that places were re using rubbers and there was no way I was ever going to let that happen again. Be safe why'all.[/QUOTE]Thats f-ing Hilarious.

Anyone been to this place. I tried a search but the only thing that pops is Luckys in Jackson. It looks like it's right down the street from Tiffany. I'm going to be in the area tomorrow and thought I might try it out. Any info will help.

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-lucky-massage-ferndale-mi-91889[/URL]#rubmaps.

[QUOTE=TMan;4999327]Can you clarify how much you paid? Did you say $200 and she gave you a 10 back? Her add states it 100 for the nuru, just wondered why you paid that amount.[/QUOTE]There's no typo bro. Yes, her ad says $1, but that's no extras -- and I don't think the massage was worth $1, honestly. I threw down the pre-tip so she'd know it wasn't going to be a haggle-fest and that I wanted great service.

It's either that, or leave the money seen, available, and on the table telling them, "That's your tip for great service. ". They'll eyeball count it, and act accordingly. If you don't trust them, don't let them take the tip until the end.

[QUOTE=HawaBoy55;4997994]Probably the best massage in the area with hot rocks & towels, back walking & if you are there early you may have more than one masseuse working on you for no extra charge. Total $. 20.

I always leave happy and refreshed. Joy is my go to gal.[/QUOTE]Based on the many positive reviews I went here to break my several years hiatus from AMPs and was rather disappointed. The 1 hour massage lasted just over 40 minutes and the "massage" was all elbow and forearm. The back walking was also amateurish. No pinpoint toe work under the shoulder blades. The finish was like a pubescent playing red rocket. Hard and fast to get a quick blast.

I've got to say that I find the overall quality of the AMPs I've visited to be disappointing compared to what things were like years ago. I find the tables cause more pain to my forehead than gets relieved from other parts of my body. Since these are all new girls (for me) I have no idea what they look like behind the mask so I'm not too inspired along those lines.

Maybe I'm just too old and grumpy now and expect too much. Maybe I should head to Jackson and see Micki, I haven't seen her since her Alma days.

Anyone try this place in Farmington Hills? Its in plaza behind CVS on Orchard Lake and W 13 mile. Any info appreciated. Thanks.

[QUOTE=CarmeloJoe35;4999656]Anyone been to this place. I tried a search but the only thing that pops is Luckys in Jackson. It looks like it's right down the street from Tiffany. I'm going to be in the area tomorrow and thought I might try it out. Any info will help.

[URL]https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-lucky-massage-ferndale-mi-91889[/URL]#rubmaps.[/QUOTE]I believe there was a post back in February that mentioned the place was sold recently.

Been to this place dozens of times over the years, but not since before Covid and I also noticed the name changed (was previously Mulan).

Called for a 2 pm appointment and arrived to find your typical middle age AMP provider. She took me back to the table shower and quickly washed all the areas. Much quicker table shower than what you used to get here.

Back to the room and she starts a half assed massage with very little oil which was uncomfortable. During the session another customer walked in and she left to go talk to him for what seemed like 5-10 minutes. She was the only girl there but told him "you wait I make ah good massage for you". When she came back to the room, she tells me to flip and motions to Jr and asks if I'm going to tip her, and I say yes. Lackluster HE and I'm all done in 25 minutes despite paying for the hour. Awful experience. I gave her $30 on the way out and she demanded more but I told her "next time". She was not pleased.

Absolutely will not be back.

[QUOTE=HungaryMan;5000020]I believe there was a post back in February that mentioned the place was sold recently.[/QUOTE]Post 16833 on February 14 states it will be opening, not closing. Unless someone tells me it’s a waste of time I'll swing by later this week and scope it out.

[QUOTE=CarmeloJoe35;5000376]Post 16833 on February 14 states it will be opening, not closing. Unless someone tells me its a waste of time I'll swing by later this week and scope it out.[/QUOTE]I did some work at the old Relax Spa on East 9 mile and Hilton a few months ago. This place is ready for business but the owner can't find anybody to work there. She might be looking to sell before she opens. The business license on the wall said Lucky Massage and was dated June 9, 2020. I believe there is another Lucky Massage on West 9 mile about a mile away.