Massage Parlor Reports

I am going to hit a lot of my experiences in one, so let me start with I am a big tipper. My typical is a 60 minute and then add 120 for the tip. That is if I am looking for Full Service, if I am trying for just a handy tip is 40 BJ is 80. Again, I know this is high, but believe me when I say, you get what you pay for. I am always treated like a king when I show up to any AMP in the Wichita area.

So, to start.

Exceptional Asian Massage on Douglas; it has been about two years since I was here. It was right before a small raid. The parking is difficult here and the entrance is on Douglas which makes it very visible. The women were in their 40's or up and were not very attractive. HJ, BJ, no FS. I won't go back here unless I am looking for something different.

Quantum Relaxation Massage on North Hillside; I went here twice in the last year and found it to have no special menu.

Diamond Life Spa on Central and Oliver; same situation, tried twice, no extra.

Beijing Massage on Lincoln and George Washington; the girls here are just meh. Not super attractive, older, and kind of short tempered. The place is ran down, but it is pretty secluded for the most part. You ring and wait for a minute maybe, they bring you in and give a mediocre massage. HJ, BJ, and FS are all on the table with the right girl, but you have to become a regular before you get more than an HJ.

B-H Massage on Pawnee and 135; Been here three or four times; The lady is really nice, HJ on every visit, BJ with bigger tip. My last visit I asked for FS and she acted surprised and offended and then she laughed and said Ok.

Danielle's Massage Service at many locations; I have seen Danielle at several locations and she keeps moving. She's really nice, the services are meh. She does offer HJ and BJ, FS is offered to regulars, but you pay for it.

Marvelous Massage on 47th; this is one of my go-tos. The woman in here have a wide age range and are really nice, I have gotten HJ, BJ, and FS here but it depends on the woman. This is one of my three recommendations.

Harmony Massage on Broadway; Been there one time and got a terrible feeling the whole time I was there. Probably nothing, but I won't go back. There was no extra, but I didn't push hard.

Lotus Massage; I don't remember the location, and it really is a good massage. I have been there a hand full of times, no extras.

Candy Spa on Maize; I like this place, one of my recommendations. It is great, beautiful sweet, and secluded. HJ, BJ, and FS all here. Be respectful and tip well. I will say though, it is kind of hard to get in here lately. Call ahead.

Star Spa on Tyler; this is my last recommendation; I get treated the best here, and I love the ladies here. All services are here if you treat them well.

[QUOTE=BillyBobT;5270112]Know anyone that could give that lesson?[/QUOTE]Excellent question bro. The answer is. We all can. I used to make it a point when I was visiting AMPs to discuss things afterwards. I haven't been in a long time to an AMP but if they know what NOT to do and they don't do that they will never get arrested LOL. They have to learn things like never discussing sex and money in the same conversation, never taking their clothes off until it's safe, never asking if the client wants a particular thing. Ask the client what he wants. Make that porky pig say he wants a happy ending or whatever. Make that porky pig be the one to touch her first. When they do it's entrapment if they're a donut boy. If they're not a donut boy then they're one of us LOL I used to take the time to explain these things after the session was over. Do this but don't do that etc and they will be okay. The problem with a lot of these Asian girls is that they simply don't understand the law, probable cause, entrapment, and that they have certain rights. They are from a culture where the police are actually criminals in some cases. And so their fears transfer over here. They just have to learn how to stand up to porky LOL those are the things, IMHO, that would make them a lot safer. If they're going to get arrested, at least make the fascists work for it LOL.

[QUOTE=BillyBobT;5270112]Know anyone that could give that lesson?[/QUOTE]Dumped, wiped, and flushed 😆.

[QUOTE=BillyBobT;5270112]Know anyone that could give that lesson?[/QUOTE]Something I just noticed after reading some other posts that occurred to me is that some of these massage gals don't seem to mind giving a BJ, HJ etc but when it comes to FS that's when they start to back off. When you boys are educating your ladies you might want to mention that HJ will get them in bracelets just as fast as FS. I know of a time once when a girl got popped just for tickling Porky's balls LOL what surprised me is that she could actually find them LOL.

Anyone know where Panda ended up? Last I'd heard she was Beijing, but her and owner had a disagreement.

Went to marvelous yesterday afternoon. I've never been so I wanted to try it out. Did the whole song and dance and in the middle of my massage someone walks in. My chubby masseuse walks out and tells them she's busy and to come back. They decide to wait in the next room. My massage was rushed and mediocre finish. She told me next time would be better but I doubt I'm coming back.

[QUOTE=KsDarkKnight;5277090]Something I just noticed after reading some other posts that occurred to me is that some of these massage gals don't seem to mind giving a BJ, HJ etc but when it comes to FS that's when they start to back off. When you boys are educating your ladies you might want to mention that HJ will get them in bracelets just as fast as FS. I know of a time once when a girl got popped just for tickling Porky's balls LOL what surprised me is that she could actually find them LOL.[/QUOTE]In rereading my post here, I don't think I outlined my point very well. My point was that if a massage girl thinks it's more illegal to screw than it is to rub one out, they are mistaken. LOL so if they might be going to do one they might as well do it all LOL yeah that's what I was trying to say LOL.

Sad news. I saw Emily yesterday and she told me she is going back to New York and then China. Not coming back. She said she will miss me (and you all). Hope I miss understood but I don't think so. I will miss her. One of the prettiest in town. Nice gal. Nice ta tas.

Been busy with new job so haven't been out to see the lovely ladies in quite a while. Had a half day off yesterday, stopped by Marv, Judy teased me about how long it's been, good massage by YuYu left relaxed, then after lunch out to see Li at Star, another excellent massage and relaxation. Now back to work.

Stay safe out there.

Had a excellent 30 minute massage at op today around lunch. Walked in and was greeted by one lady, not a looker at all. I didn't care either way I was mainly there for the massage. Typical get undressed lay on table. She came back in, asked how I wanted it and I said hard around my shoulders and lower back. 5 minutes went by and someone came in the door. Another lady answered and was having trouble speaking to the customer. The lady massaging me stopped poked her head out the door and said no time sorry. A couple minutes went by and in came another girl and they were talking back and forth giggling. The first one left and the second stayed. She immediately got on the table and started massaging really deep. Perfect just what I wanted. After a few minutes she must have spread her legs farther apart because she was in a skirt and was rubbing across the back of my head. I couldn't help myself but to pull my hands up and tease back a little. On the flip she was just going to do the standard. I suggested FS and got shot down as it's my first time there since it's been op and not jade. So I try again for a CBJ and she obliged. Unexpectedly she took her lowers off and proceeded to what I call "Ellanore" (car guys will know). Finish was amazing as her legs we trembling around my head and we both finished at the same time. Asked her name and was told Lisa and please come back. She brought in a hot towel and immediately went for my face to clean it up, saying sorry and giggling.

[QUOTE=KingRing;5293517]Had a excellent 30 minute massage at op today around lunch. Walked in and was greeted by one lady, not a looker at all. I didn't care either way I was mainly there for the massage. Typical get undressed lay on table. She came back in, asked how I wanted it and I said hard around my shoulders and lower back. 5 minutes went by and someone came in the door. Another lady answered and was having trouble speaking to the customer. The lady massaging me stopped poked her head out the door and said no time sorry. A couple minutes went by and in came another girl and they were talking back and forth giggling. The first one left and the second stayed. She immediately got on the table and started massaging really deep. Perfect just what I wanted. After a few minutes she must have spread her legs farther apart because she was in a skirt and was rubbing across the back of my head. I couldn't help myself but to pull my hands up and tease back a little. On the flip she was just going to do the standard. I suggested FS and got shot down as it's my first time there since it's been op and not jade. So I try again for a CBJ and she obliged. Unexpectedly she took her lowers off and proceeded to what I call "Ellanore" (car guys will know). Finish was amazing as her legs we trembling around my head and we both finished at the same time. Asked her name and was told Lisa and please come back. She brought in a hot towel and immediately went for my face to clean it up, saying sorry and giggling.[/QUOTE]I stopped by way earlier in the day and the non-looker lady asked if I called ahead. I guess they're on an appointment-only basis, just FYI for yall.

[QUOTE=KingRing;5293517]Had a excellent 30 minute massage at op today around lunch. Walked in and was greeted by one lady, not a looker at all. I didn't care either way I was mainly there for the massage. Typical get undressed lay on table. She came back in, asked how I wanted it and I said hard around my shoulders and lower back. 5 minutes went by and someone came in the door. Another lady answered and was having trouble speaking to the customer. The lady massaging me stopped poked her head out the door and said no time sorry. A couple minutes went by and in came another girl and they were talking back and forth giggling. The first one left and the second stayed. She immediately got on the table and started massaging really deep. Perfect just what I wanted. After a few minutes she must have spread her legs farther apart because she was in a skirt and was rubbing across the back of my head. I couldn't help myself but to pull my hands up and tease back a little. On the flip she was just going to do the standard. I suggested FS and got shot down as it's my first time there since it's been op and not jade. So I try again for a CBJ and she obliged. Unexpectedly she took her lowers off and proceeded to what I call "Ellanore" (car guys will know). Finish was amazing as her legs we trembling around my head and we both finished at the same time. Asked her name and was told Lisa and please come back. She brought in a hot towel and immediately went for my face to clean it up, saying sorry and giggling.[/QUOTE]The front door is usually locked even when the signs are on. You either ring the door bell or call when there to have them open it. I'm a frequent visitor, so Sounds fishy to me.

[QUOTE=MeatSlanger;5297055]The front door is usually locked even when the signs are on. You either ring the door bell or call when there to have them open it. I'm a frequent visitor, so Sounds fishy to me.[/QUOTE]Haven't noticed that or needing an appointment. I just stop in. They are busy a lot though.

[QUOTE=AQuiz;5294271]I stopped by way earlier in the day and the non-looker lady asked if I called ahead. I guess they're on an appointment-only basis, just FYI for yall.[/QUOTE]I got burned the other day, I called and asked if I can come in 15 minutes and was told ok. When I arrived she said sorry busy. I told her I called and was coming. She said she asked this guy if he called and he said yes to get in the room. That's why I always have plans B and C.

[QUOTE=Paul432;5298148]I got burned the other day, I called and asked if I can come in 15 minutes and was told ok. When I arrived she said sorry busy. I told her I called and was coming. She said she asked this guy if he called and he said yes to get in the room. That's why I always have plans B and C.[/QUOTE]B and C are good letters to have in ones tool kit LOL as for the line jumpers, perhaps booking by a fake name would help, telling the girl if they can't give you my name then it ain't me and 86 their ass LOL I've also known certain girls personally enough that they knew when some shithead showed up claiming he had called that it was just some lying sack of shit LOL Michelle and Lee and Ruby to name a few.

I've heard rumors about a Hispanic provider in one of our fine establishments. Rmaps showed a report of east queen but I've only seen Asians there. Others say near 21 and Broadway. Message me if you have any intel. Stay safe guys.

[QUOTE=PapiChulo83;5302103]I've heard rumors about a Hispanic provider in one of our fine establishments. Rmaps showed a report of east queen but I've only seen Asians there. Others say near 21 and Broadway. Message me if you have any intel. Stay safe guys.[/QUOTE]Not sure, I do know so shit went down at 21st and Broadway a couple weeks back, I'd stay out of that area.

[QUOTE=PapiChulo83;5302103]I've heard rumors about a Hispanic provider in one of our fine establishments. Rmaps showed a report of east queen but I've only seen Asians there. Others say near 21 and Broadway. Message me if you have any intel. Stay safe guys.[/QUOTE]They're probably referring to Mia. She doesn't have an extremely Asian look to her, but is definitely Chinese. I'd be interested in seeing one though if it's true.

[QUOTE=Paul432;5302152]They're probably referring to Mia. She doesn't have an extremely Asian look to her, but is definitely Chinese. I'd be interested in seeing one though if it's true.[/QUOTE]I've spent some time with Mia. I can tell she's Asian, and she is a good time. I feel that there are a lot of hidden gems out there being kept secret LOL.

Had some free time between errands and decided to stop by. Nothing on the menu and no teasing but I had an amazing massage. Left super relaxed and pain free.

I've had several good massages at Sunjoy by Amy. However no extras on the menu.

[QUOTE=MeatSlanger;5297055]The front door is usually locked even when the signs are on. You either ring the door bell or call when there to have them open it. I'm a frequent visitor, so Sounds fishy to me.[/QUOTE]Where exactly is this place and why can't I search it?

[QUOTE=MeatSlanger;5297055]The front door is usually locked even when the signs are on. You either ring the door bell or call when there to have them open it. I'm a frequent visitor, so Sounds fishy to me.[/QUOTE]Where exactly is this place and why can't I search it?

[QUOTE=MeatSlanger;5297055]The front door is usually locked even when the signs are on. You either ring the door bell or call when there to have them open it. I'm a frequent visitor, so Sounds fishy to me.[/QUOTE]There is a magnet on the door, to keep the wind from blowing it open when they have the back door open while cooking. Try pushing a little harder.

Ready to check this one out, but would love any info if anyone has seen her before. [URL]https://wichita.rubratings.com/219284[/URL].

[QUOTE=SobeDude;5333036]Ready to check this one out, but would love any info if anyone has seen her before. [URL]https://wichita.rubratings.com/219284[/URL].[/QUOTE]Got a hold of her and was told she only takes gift cards. She also gave me an address right off the bat. It didn't sound right to me. I declined.

[QUOTE=IctGuy2015;5335477]Got a hold of her and was told she only takes gift cards. She also gave me an address right off the bat. It didn't sound right to me. I declined.[/QUOTE]She's a total scam.

[QUOTE=Jaberwabee;5335802]She's a total scam.[/QUOTE]Thanks guys, I was holding out hope, but I guess moving on.

The Royal just opened on north Edgemore. This is a reopening after some time closed and the facility looks much better. The parking is nice and discreet and the entrance has changed to the north side of the building. The massage was not a rub, but more of a sensual touching. It was nice, but not a massage. The woman looked good and was very kind.

On the flip she touched gently and asked to proceed, I said yes and she began. Mutual otc touching allowed and she agreed to utc with more tip. I agreed and she sanitized and lubed my fingers. Outside of the pussy was clean shaved and tight skinned. Inside was tight and wet, but this is where I was turned off. She was getting worked up and about to cum, but when I got in deep I felt something hard on the wall.

After more rubbing and prodding it became obvious it was a wart. There were three I found and I was soft as linguini. Sucked because it was really great until then.

Go for the rub and tug, stop there.

[QUOTE=Jaberwabee;5335802]She's a total scam.[/QUOTE]That ain't the half of it LOL she sent me a copy of her driver's license. WTF? Okay so I would appreciate you boys weighing in for shits and grins and the sake of conversation LOL is she a scam? Is she Uncle LEO? Is she just that damn naive? She does not require anything until you get to the door. I am totally perplexed on this one. I don't intend to partake but what are you guys thinking? I am serious as hell LOL I've never seen anything like this in 30 years in this hobby. LOL.

[QUOTE=IctGuy2015;5335477]Got a hold of her and was told she only takes gift cards. She also gave me an address right off the bat. It didn't sound right to me. I declined.[/QUOTE]What perplexes me is that she wants gift cards instead of cash and here is the important part it's not in advance. What is the point in having a gift card instead of cash when you walk to the door?

[QUOTE=KsDarkKnight;5336957]What perplexes me is that she wants gift cards instead of cash and here is the important part it's not in advance. What is the point in having a gift card instead of cash when you walk to the door?[/QUOTE]No she says she wants you to send a pick of the card and the back to verify funds. Total scam.

[QUOTE=PlayWichitaNow;5336638]The Royal just opened on north Edgemore. This is a reopening after some time closed and the facility looks much better. The parking is nice and discreet and the entrance has changed to the north side of the building. The massage was not a rub, but more of a sensual touching. It was nice, but not a massage. The woman looked good and was very kind.

On the flip she touched gently and asked to proceed, I said yes and she began. Mutual otc touching allowed and she agreed to utc with more tip. I agreed and she sanitized and lubed my fingers. Outside of the pussy was clean shaved and tight skinned. Inside was tight and wet, but this is where I was turned off. She was getting worked up and about to cum, but when I got in deep I felt something hard on the wall.

After more rubbing and prodding it became obvious it was a wart. There were three I found and I was soft as linguini. Sucked because it was really great until then.

Go for the rub and tug, stop there.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review. I like my health and don't want to make any unexpected doctor visits.

[QUOTE=KsMan;5215502]New massage business. I suspect 100% legit and will report how it goes. Have appointment set up. She also goes by positivepeach85 on snapchat and has a naughty side. May be takeout options.[/QUOTE]Any updates on Rebecca?

[QUOTE=KsMan;5215502]New massage business. I suspect 100% legit and will report how it goes. Have appointment set up. She also goes by positivepeach85 on snapchat and has a naughty side. May be takeout options.[/QUOTE]She is an okay masseuse, and really hot, but she is legit. I have met with her a few times and tip really well. I also have her SC and I paid for her OF once. OF isn't worth it in general in my opinion, but if it's your thing she is hot.

[QUOTE=Jaberwabee;5337555]No she says she wants you to send a pick of the card and the back to verify funds. Total scam.[/QUOTE]Interesting she has never mentioned that to me at all. I'm thinking she might be a nut job LOL.

[QUOTE=BillyBobT;5285711]Sad news. I saw Emily yesterday and she told me she is going back to New York and then China. Not coming back. She said she will miss me (and you all). Hope I miss understood but I don't think so. I will miss her. One of the prettiest in town. Nice gal. Nice ta tas.[/QUOTE]Oh man that's a major bummer I was just thinking about going to see her this weekend, anyone know if she's departed yet? And new talent if she is gone?

[QUOTE=KsDarkKnight;5339083]Interesting she has never mentioned that to me at all. I'm thinking she might be a nut job LOL.[/QUOTE]Just act like you bought the gift card and she'll ask you to send it. I've did from 2 separate numbers and she did the same thing both times.

[QUOTE=Jaberwabee;5339297]Just act like you bought the gift card and she'll ask you to send it. I've did from 2 separate numbers and she did the same thing both times.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. When I talk to her each time I tell her that she won't get the card until I come to the door. She says sure that's fine. So from that standpoint I don't know how a guy could go wrong unless the address she's giving is fake. But why the driver's license? The other thing is she advertises like she's really into Happy endings and so forth but she told me she absolutely hates sex. I said well I didn't ask for sex but tell me why you hate sex. She said I just don't like it. I just told her lady you're in the wrong business. I'm not going to see her but it sure has been intriguing to converse with her. I still say she's a nut job LOL.

Has anyone tried what was once w&s now advertised as yayas recently? Used to go here 5-6 years ago then girls changed.