The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Redsox2005;2590621]I bet she couldn't make me cum either. I tried to see her but she referred me to swaganna who I don't even know or have ever seen before. That's weird shit there. Yea, I would go with a 10 min time limit, that's reasonable, with her doing all she can to get the special sauce flowing. I'll admit when I saw Jersey, I didn't know what to expect and I lost it within 2 min. Joy toy is top notch as well.

Sox man out.[/QUOTE]I can tell you this, you sir are a LIAR. I have never referred anyone to a provider that I do not personally know. Now, if you called me without references, I most likely responded with this, "There are plenty of providers who are newbie friendly. " You wouldn't last 2 minutes if you took a bottle of viagra and I promise you that!

[QUOTE=Montes2;2566405]Swingers Date Club-Com, is at the very top of things to do- and it is not listed on USASG as a blog. So I'll put it here. Just like I did with Fantasyland and Nymphomania. So what is SDC- well first and foremost the preliminaries. You should own your own home- so you can build it like you want. You should have a new car- to impress the other couples- driving up up in a 2 or 3 yr. Old car won't do. You should have a girl to participate -for it is essentially, for couples only. To make it really work- one needs a pretty girl- to achieve the ultimate outcum. One can go on the website and see my girl and all the couples we've been with. Just click on montnnic to see the hotties we've swapped with. And there- right there, is what it's all about -wife swapping. A typical evening for us -involves meeting the couple at a nice restaurant. Tension rising. After a playful conversation with the other couple (once we met a classical musical couple- and I mentioned my wife liked Rap- she almost elbowed me of my chair). We head to our house -which is built like a miniature swingers club. We settle down in front of my double sided fireplace in the living room. Tension increasing. The girls discuss whether to change into their baby doll nighties- and after a few tokes -they go change. Tension rising. After some major ogling- we decide to go out to the hot tub. Something else rising. Climb in and it's -boy, girl, girl, boy. I turn on the underwater bubbles and turn the black lights way down low. I'm sitting next to the other man's wife. Tension at boiling point. And unknown to everyone except me and her -she moves her hand toward. - To be continued.[/QUOTE]Had another wonderful weekend with some new couples that came over to in their words- "your wonderful house", you can check out the quotes of the females comments on our house by going to the validation section of our profile. On SDC couples verify the authenticity of other couples by writing a short synopsis of what the experience was like. It's called validation. We have dozens of comments about the backyard scene at our house and they have all been beyond belief in their enthusiasm about the entire experience.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2590183]So good job.[/QUOTE]We all realize you are Chrissy 5 either that or you are his big dingle-berry that has to defend his assinity. Nah you're one and the same, you were just to high to realize what account you were clicking on. Even a moron monger realizes that you're a first class bullshit artist and a third class braggart.

VS.

[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2590901]We all realize you are Chrissy 5 either that or you are his big dingle-berry that has to defend his assinity. Nah you're one and the same, you were just to high to realize what account you were clicking on. Even a moron monger realizes that you're a first class bullshit artist and a third class braggart.

VS.[/QUOTE]And you'll realize that there is 100% chance I won't even think about what you say- as I'm playing under the bubbles that hide the fact that I'm playing with another man's wifes erect nipples.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2590750]Had another wonderful weekend with some new couples that came over to in their words- "your wonderful house", you can check out the quotes of the females comments on our house by going to the validation section of our profile. On SDC couples verify the authenticity of other couples by writing a short synopsis of what the experience was like. It's called validation. We have dozens of comments about the backyard scene at our house and they have all been beyond belief in their enthusiasm about the entire experience.[/QUOTE]Nobody has ever replied to these posts you make in a positive manner. Yet you continue. This one a reply to your earlier post. Such a massive ego, do you argue with yourself in your sleep? Keep feeding your dream.

[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2591049]Nobody has ever replied to these posts you make in a positive manner. Yet you continue. This one a reply to your earlier post. Such a massive ego, do you argue with yourself in your sleep? Keep feeding your dream.[/QUOTE]He got a "fucking boner" reading my posts. So not only do you not have a life. Your are a liar also. If you don't believe me I'll get the post # for you. Thank you for another boring post. Or I will cut and paste it for you- to humiliate you even more. Gooday.

I am so proud of you two if this is what happened. Cyber balls as I will call it, pecking at a key board, calling people out and hitting send, so there "f" you is so relentless. Would you really say these these things if you were standing in front of them? Probably not because you would get your face smashed in. Cyber balls is out, respect is in, now let's get laid and make some money or spend some money in the mongers world. Peace out and I need a day at the beach and have some fun.

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2590685]The adult way to resolve things is a phone call and an apology, that is what took place. Savanna has apologized, I have apologized. It's over. You'll need to start paying for your entertainment, or wait for someone else to start some shit. I start classes tomorrow, so to be honest, I don't have time for your little contest.[/QUOTE]

If that guy is a trusted member (as determined by enough other trusted members and at least a couple of ladies known to a few of us who can verify him) and steps forward and posts that, indeed, reading your account at the redneck plastic swimmin' hole gave him a boner, then I will take it back.

Otherwise, this is the account that proves once and for all to anyone with doubt, and I doubt there is anyone with doubt, that you continue to be a bandwidth waster.

Let the games begin.

C3.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2591069]He got a "fucking boner" reading my posts. So not only do you not have a life. Your are a liar also. If you don't believe me I'll get the post # for you. Thank you for another boring post. Or I will cut and paste it for you- to humiliate you even more. Gooday.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Camera3;2591512]If that guy is a trusted member (as determined by enough other trusted members and at least a couple of ladies known to a few of us who can verify him) and steps forward and posts that, indeed, reading your account at the redneck plastic swimmin' hole gave him a boner, then I will take it back.

Otherwise, this is the account that proves once and for all to anyone with doubt, and I doubt there is anyone with doubt, that you continue to be a bandwidth waster.

Let the games begin.

C3.[/QUOTE]What the criteria is for someone having the intelligence to write posts like mine are. Post #9289 in SW reports is where the quote can be found. I just mentioned that one because it was succinct and to the point. You have nothing that you can post that is anywhere near as interesting as what I do. No pictures. No superman machines. No $ 8000 spa- no fireplace. No girls. No interesting reports about these clubs that require a female to go to. Cause no female will go with you. Otherwise you couldn't help but post. Why is it you can't write an interesting post or show a picture, I've got dozens on here. You have none. Everything you write has animosity written all over it because of the extreme jealousy you see everytime you drool over my lifestyle. What a poor excuse for writing such venomous filled, hateful, enviously enraged feelings you have to someone who is having stratospherically more fun than you are, I feel sorry for you that you can't do what I do because you don't have the talent to do it.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2591069]He got a "fucking boner" reading my posts. So not only do you not have a life. Your are a liar also. If you don't believe me I'll get the post # for you. Thank you for another boring post. Or I will cut and paste it for you- to humiliate you even more. Gooday.[/QUOTE]Truthfully, doesn't it just feel better to be acknowledged by a lovely lady's thanks, than a boner from some guy?

[QUOTE=LuvInIt007;2591311]I am so proud of you two if this is what happened. Cyber balls as I will call it, pecking at a key board, calling people out and hitting send, so there "f" you is so relentless. Would you really say these these things if you were standing in front of them? Probably not because you would get your face smashed in. Cyber balls is out, respect is in, now let's get laid and make some money or spend some money in the mongers world. Peace out and I need a day at the beach and have some fun.[/QUOTE]Funny thing is, I don't have a problem saying anything to anyone's face. Those who know me, know that I can and will handle business should the need arise.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2591512]If that guy is a trusted member (as determined by enough other trusted members and at least a couple of ladies known to a few of us who can verify him) and steps forward and posts that, indeed, reading your account at the redneck plastic swimmin' hole gave him a boner, then I will take it back.

Otherwise, this is the account that proves once and for all to anyone with doubt, and I doubt there is anyone with doubt, that you continue to be a bandwidth waster.

Let the games begin.

C3.[/QUOTE]Was discontinued from some 1987 Sears fall catalog. I remember bcuz it still haunts me to this day.

This is me posting my fun Montes! Pointing out how big of a pathetic douche u r

[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2591675]Truthfully, doesn't it just feel better to be acknowledged by a lovely lady's thanks, than a boner from some guy?[/QUOTE]Yes but since most of the people who post here are guys. I only have them to choose from. Unless you want to count her -whom I dated this morning. She thanked me with a big smile on her face.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2591683]Was discontinued from some 1987 Sears fall catalog. I remember bcuz it still haunts me to this day.

This is me posting my fun Montes! Pointing out how big of a pathetic douche u r[/QUOTE]I'm 100% sure as I'm playing with some cute couple that comes over to our house, I'll remember what you said as I play with her nipples under the bubbles of my $ 8000 spa. Your venomous approach only achieves my goal of making you acrimoniously jealous. The less pitcures (how about zero) you show and the more I show just add to my pleasure in humiliating you.

The Orlando USASG board members are without a doubt the worst in all of Florida. The whining, the constant complaining, the wild conspiracy theories, grown men acting like little girl's. It's a wonder why other USASG view the Orlando members as douche bags! Again most Here are very old pathetic men who are way past there prime and mongering days are coming to a slow end. Useless idiots like Vino for example. This clown is completely insignificant! And I will not be used to bring back some old washed up monger and also provider's to there glory days.

A lot of people hate my posts and claim to never read them yet they constantly talk trash. Vino I will NOT bring any attention to your dumb ass old man. By me even mentioning your name that will give you more exposure on this board that you have had in fucking year's ass clown. Nope! You're on your own. Same as a few more of you whose names I won't even mention. It is a treat for me to respond to any of your posts! Remember that!

Now for all you no life having dumb mother fuckers who think that me and the gentleman Montes are the same I say this. Nearly every weekend I am back home in South Florida. Been posting reports there for year's. Anyone that has viewed my post history know that. This past weekend I was back home and was with a few other Pompano beach, west Palm beach and Lake worth mongers. All SM on this great site! I post reviews every weekend of my trips. Just view my posts in South Florida. Now how can I be for example, on a beach in Singer Island this past Saturday night, getting an excellent blowjob by the way from a blonde bombshell! AND be here in central Florida at the same time? The gentleman Montes post stated he was entertaining guests at his home WITH his girlfriend AND he gave the website info WHERE anyone here could verify his post and story.

I actually have a busy life. I travel all over Florida seeking cheap pussy! Life is good for me! You clowns need to get out more and a way from the bingo halls! LOL!

And to Montes whom I have never had the pleasure of meeting. I say don't change shit! Do what works for you player! I enjoy your posts. FYI Montes from his pics looks like a WHITE guy, I'm BLACK! LOL! So to all that still refuse to believe the truth I say suck my big black hairy balls motherfuckers!

Chris5.

I've seen her videos. Not even sure why anyone would say her mouth game is wack LOL.

[QUOTE=ThrowAwayToday;2590441]No I wish I hadn't seen you. In fact the blowjob was so bad that I had to fuck you just to get my nut off which I didn't want to do at all. I showered for a solid 2 hours when I got home. Honestly felt like you should of be paying me for the visit not the other way around.[/QUOTE]You're so full of shit, you stink. LMAO. If it was so bad, where is the review you posted to tell the other members of this forum how bad it was?

Oh, CRICKETS!! Because we've never met.

Montes has probably felt a lot of boners in his life time sitting in his hot tub.

"It's just a swinger thing" Right Montes?

[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2591675]Truthfully, doesn't it just feel better to be acknowledged by a lovely lady's thanks, than a boner from some guy?[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=ThrowAwayToday;2590441]No I wish I hadn't seen you. In fact the blowjob was so bad that I had to fuck you just to get my nut off which I didn't want to do at all. I showered for a solid 2 hours when I got home. Honestly felt like you should of be paying me for the visit not the other way around.[/QUOTE]Lets quote this one too:

[QUOTE=ThrowAwayToday;2194561]This is not my first account let alone my only one lets just say early a few years back I had problems with the mods but that should all clear up now thanks to this nifty new forum.[/QUOTE]So, inquiring minds want to know?? Who are you and where on this forum have you contributed anything other than bullshit?

Oh, nowhere? Moving on. You sir, have not met me. Infact, from your posts, you look like a be*tch. So your own post proves you were banned, for being a douche, to come back and do the same?

You've met me? And fucked me?? Where am I pierced? Tongue, nips, pussy? That would be too easy. The fact is, if you had such a bad time, I'm sure with all the calling out you do of white knights on this forum, you'd have posted a review, but you didn't so STFU, and move along.

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2591943]Montes has probably felt a lot of boners in his life time sitting in his hot tub.

"It's just a swinger thing" Right Montes?

.[/QUOTE]Post don't get too jealous because you don't have any pictures of what you do. Nerds have no girls, no spas, no fireplaces, no 12' ft long beds, no SDC memberships that allow couples to come over and experience my boner. The more jealousy you spout, the more counter-productive your goal, of us trying to remember what you said, as our mind becomes 100% focused on the cute couples that come over to, in their words-your " wonderful house. " The number of times we see that- on the SDC validations- easily squelches anything you say.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2567001]This is the conclusion of our meeting with another couple- from last night, a typical evening. We're in the hot tub and it's the other husband, my girlfriend, his wife, and me. Tension starting. The soft whirl of the bubble machine is masking underwater movements, and only the blacklights are turned on. The other man's wife has just finished a toke. And gotten out of her lingerie, and is 3 inches away from me. Tension amazing. We're talking about clubs we have been too when I notice a brushing movement down below. Subsequently I move my hand close to her breast and begin to fondle it. Continuously talking and fondling is the order of the day (night). Tension beyond belief. Next we get out of the Jacuzzi and head to the 10 ft long bed in front of the fireplace which is crackling in the night air. The girls put back on their baby dolls and take a couple more tokes. Tension at an all time high. The bed is surrounded by 6 mirrors -one large one on the ceiling. The 2 girls start making out and one of them reaches for my dick while fondling each other. Soon a complete swap has taken place and I make love to another man's wife. The fire from the fireplace is warming our bodies and his wife is warming inside from me. Tension complete. Another Saturday night.[/QUOTE]Sorry to have to do this nerds- but you asked for it. After reading this- now you know why we laugh so hard- at your feeble attempts to get our minds off of SDC. It can't be done, if you'll notice I don't post on weekends. Why is that- it is because I'm busy as you can well understand and drool, at what our weekends are about. Keep trying though- because the envy is the height of our joy. Sorry to have to say that to burst you bubble at trying so hard and not accomplishing a fucking thing. Because the harder you try the more you have to read about how far behind you are. I could go on but- YOU GET THE PICTURE.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2591069]He got a "fucking boner" reading my posts. So not only do you not have a life. Your are a liar also. If you don't believe me I'll get the post # for you. Thank you for another boring post. Or I will cut and paste it for you- to humiliate you even more. Gooday.[/QUOTE]How can I ever go out of the house? I must not be a man because I didn't get a boner. What is that shit you be taking? Enjoy the ride delusional one.

[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2591943]Montes has probably felt a lot of boners in his life time sitting in his hot tub.

"It's just a swinger thing" Right Montes?

.[/QUOTE]That Montes goes AC / DC at these swinger clubs.

He just loves talking up his little hangouts.

In fact it's soooo much damn fun that the only other activity that he can find comparable.

*Is doing laps around blossom park.

*Or riding around on his 'fag and furious rice machine' with his Ronald McDonald undershirt, his rust colored slacks and gorgio brutini shoes. It's a fuqn side show, a veritable train wreck that you can't watch nor can you look away.

What a douche.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2592197]That Montes goes AC / DC at his swinger clubs.

He just loves talking up his little hangouts.

In fact it's soooo much damn fun that the only other activity that he can find comparable.

*Is doing laps around blossom park.

*Or riding around on his 'fag and furious rice machine' with his Ronald McDonald undershirt, his rust colored slacks and gorgio brutini shoes. It's a fuqn side show, a veritable train wreck that you can't watch nor can you look away.

What a douche.[/QUOTE]Yawn really boring stuff.

[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2592156]How can I ever go out of the house? I must not be a man because I didn't get a boner. What is that shit you be taking? Enjoy the ride delusional one.[/QUOTE]Read it and weep. You have a home- I thought nerds lived in their mother's basement.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2567001]This is the conclusion of our meeting with another couple- from last night, a typical evening. We're in the hot tub and it's the other husband, my girlfriend, his wife, and me. Tension starting. The soft whirl of the bubble machine is masking underwater movements, and only the blacklights are turned on. The other man's wife has just finished a toke. And gotten out of her lingerie, and is 3 inches away from me. Tension amazing. We're talking about clubs we have been too when I notice a brushing movement down below. Subsequently I move my hand close to her breast and begin to fondle it. Continuously talking and fondling is the order of the day (night). Tension beyond belief. Next we get out of the Jacuzzi and head to the 10 ft long bed in front of the fireplace which is crackling in the night air. The girls put back on their baby dolls and take a couple more tokes. Tension at an all time high. The bed is surrounded by 6 mirrors -one large one on the ceiling. The 2 girls start making out and one of them reaches for my dick while fondling each other. Soon a complete swap has taken place and I make love to another man's wife. The fire from the fireplace is warming our bodies and his wife is warming inside from me. Tension complete. Another Saturday night.[/QUOTE]Didn't you post a few weeks ago that you took a SW to a swingers party? Now I'm just curious. Swinging is basically swapping, guys swap girlfriends, and or wives with other guys. I always interpreted swingers as an alternate lifestyle, dominated by the average working, bill paying, homeowning, family oriented society. For the most part, a guy brings his wife, who is most enlikely a drug free, disease free, working mother, and probably fairly decent looking. What kind of reaction is there, when you go to basically swap with another guy, and he ends up with some SW, while you end up with his wife, or girlfriend.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2592235]Read it and weep. You have a home- I thought nerds lived in their mother's basement.[/QUOTE]1 guy out of how many? Keep smokin what ever you are smokin.

[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2592303]Didn't you post a few weeks ago that you took a SW to a swingers party? Now I'm just curious. Swinging is basically swapping, guys swap girlfriends, and or wives with other guys. I always interpreted swingers as an alternate lifestyle, dominated by the average working, bill paying, homeowning, family oriented society. For the most part, a guy brings his wife, who is most enlikely a drug free, disease free, working mother, and probably fairly decent looking. What kind of reaction is there, when you go to basically swap with another guy, and he ends up with some SW, while you end up with his wife, or girlfriend.[/QUOTE]They have to wear a big SW in scarlett on their chest. What I'm wondering is what you and the rest of the trap are so concerned about. All the posts I make are wonderfully fun posts. Whether it's with my girlfriend at our house party swinging or not. Learn how to have fun either in my backyard as indicated on my SDC posts or at Fantasyland or at Trapeze or the lesbian bar. These places -if you bring a girl- a big if here, are ultra fantastic places to go. Read my posts and learn how to do it. Don't concern yourself with stupid shit like you just did.

[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2592311]1 guy out of how many? Keep smokin what ever you are smokin.[/QUOTE]Or any of you nerds- just to see if guys want to read about girls or do nothing nerds. I've beaten every nerd in here with my posts now we'll go Pm to PM. Post yours stupidman and let the entire internet die with laughter. Yeah I didn't think so. Silence.

So, a guy with the handle ScottLuvsBBW did indicate he got a boner reading your bull shit post. I'll give you that. Yes, he is a SM, which we all know means pretty much nothing.

Now, the deal was, some of our known members have to vouch for him and so do at least a couple of ladies.

So, now, does anybody know this guy? I don't. And, are there two SP's that have ever seen him?

Speak up and tell the truth. M2's honor is on the line, here.

C3.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2592235]Read it and weep. You have a home- I thought nerds lived in their mother's basement.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Montes2;2591583]What the criteria is for someone having the intelligence to write posts like mine are. Post #9289 in SW reports is where the quote can be found. I just mentioned that one because it was succinct and to the point. You have nothing that you can post that is anywhere near as interesting as what I do. No pictures. No superman machines. No $ 8000 spa- no fireplace. No girls. No interesting reports about these clubs that require a female to go to. Cause no female will go with you. Otherwise you couldn't help but post. Why is it you can't write an interesting post or show a picture, I've got dozens on here. You have none. Everything you write has animosity written all over it because of the extreme jealousy you see everytime you drool over my lifestyle. What a poor excuse for writing such venomous filled, hateful, enviously enraged feelings you have to someone who is having stratospherically more fun than you are, I feel sorry for you that you can't do what I do because you don't have the talent to do it.[/QUOTE]How sad is it that you spend the time to talk about whether someone finds my posts interesting. Why not just acknowledge how wonderful it is to go to Fantasyland like yragrag did and he didn't even have a girl with him. Why not go to Trapeze and then try like hell to discover the stratospheric fun that goes on there. Join SDC and go to some of the local house parties, tons of single men do and some do quite well. What's the point in trying to wet blanket me- it's impossible to change the validations of the couples that come to our beautiful home. It's a complete waste of time to write these supposed nasty posts -when I view them as pent up jealousy of my overwhelmingly rich lifestyle, I break up in hysterical laughter as you uselessly write stuff that won't change a thing as couples come over to our beautiful home this weekend. Gooday nerd.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2591708]Yes but since most of the people who post here are guys. I only have them to choose from. Unless you want to count her -whom I dated this morning. She thanked me with a big smile on her face.[/QUOTE]Such a beautiful young girl. I must have her M2!

Chris5.

I speculate that you really live in your van where you entertain SWs in the back and when you are parked with no gas waiting for your SSI check you are looking at Southerning Homes mags dreaming of the day when you don't have to live in your van. Come on Montes fess up, it okay.

JC.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2591982]Post don't get too jealous because you don't have any pictures of what you do. Nerds have no girls, no spas, no fireplaces, no 12' ft long beds, no SDC memberships that allow couples to come over and experience my boner. The more jealousy you spout, the more counter-productive your goal, of us trying to remember what you said, as our mind becomes 100% focused on the cute couples that come over to, in their words-your " wonderful house. " The number of times we see that- on the SDC validations- easily squelches anything you say.[/QUOTE]

Dated in the back of your van, not from a swingers club, just a nice young lady strolling OBT. Your posts were more respectable when you provided information in the SW thread. Now you are an easy target for everyone sine everything you post in the Rat Trap strongly reeks of bullshit. Go back to what you do best, report on SWs. That is your strong suit, not trying to impress everyone about swingers clubs, because it is obvious you know nothing. I am thinking at best you are the clean up boy in charge of cum soaked towels and skimming cum out of the hot tubs. What gave your sorry ass away is that most folks that have a lot don't brag their asses off like you. They go on about their life quietly. Keep trolling, it's good reading while I take a dump in the morning. JC

[QUOTE=Montes2;2591708]Yes but since most of the people who post here are guys. I only have them to choose from. Unless you want to count her -whom I dated this morning. She thanked me with a big smile on her face.[/QUOTE].

See-3, you and I have traded intel and more over the past year+ so you already know I fit the definition of SM as do you my friend. I try to avoid contacting or returning contact of those who provide unreliable or worse, bogus info so allow me to state to all those who read this thread:

I have made contact with this brother through another SM who I have close ties with up in Lake County. When I first reached out to Scott, he responded and provided good intel on the general community I was attempting to score in. Over the past several months, we have traded intel back and forth with both of us getting what we were seeking.

No, I have not met him, but I have met and become friends with less than a dozen SMs over the decade I have been a member here. I have my "buddies" here and all of you know who you are. There are few I wish to break bread with and even fewer that I want to "hang" with, but that does not mean the intel we exchange can't be legit. C3, I'm not calling you out here at all brother, I am just trying to both respectfully answer your question and give props to another brother I have come to trust, nothing more.

SO-8 OUT!

There is still honor among we thieves here on USA.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2592381]So, a guy with the handle ScottLuvsBBW did indicate he got a boner reading your bull shit post. I'll give you that. Yes, he is a SM, which we all know means pretty much nothing.

Now, the deal was, some of our known members have to vouch for him and so do at least a couple of ladies.

So, now, does anybody know this guy? I don't. And, are there two SP's that have ever seen him?

Speak up and tell the truth. M2's honor is on the line, here.

C3.[/QUOTE]

Ok. So I have read all the " swinger " posts and I can't keep quiet anymore. My wife and I have been in the "lifestyle" for 8 years. We are members of SLS and AFF, very similar to the site that.

Is mentioned by the monger here. Most swinger websites are full of fakes, escorts, and men too awkward to ever actually talk to a woman, let alone be a swinger. Swingers are usually very respectful, most women.

In the couples are bisexual as are a good many of the men. Swingers either couple swap, of have MFM, FFM. Private parties are they most fun with a group of 4 or 5 couple that know each other. The Rooftop Resort.

In Ft Lat have parties that are sponsored by SLS. Most of those parties of full of creepy men that want a free look at the naked women and they sit if the corner by the nude pool and jerk off. Over the years we have been to.

As few. The couples that make long term friends with other couples in the lifestyle have the most fun as the sex gets better each time. Swingers that fuck everyone they meet, stay away from.

The parties the monger here speaks of seem WAY too much like and Episode of Entourage on HBO and they don't happen that way. Once in a blue moon, there is a hot party like that is Southside Jacksonville.

And Miami, but that's not the normal. Most swingers are UTR and not obvious. Like wife and I. You would never know it to meet us, unless you see our profiles on the websites I mentioned as we don't.

Hide our faces there. The swingers that brag about the wild parties with $8000 hot tubs have seen them on TV. Feel free to PM.

Just my 2 cents.

RV.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2592461]Such a beautiful young girl. I must have her M2!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Coming out of the rat hole. Not some bullshit jealous lies about me but a nice comment about a girl. So breathtakingly refreshing to have a real man show interest in a female instead of interest about me. Congratulations, sir!

[QUOTE=Montes2;2569045]Been going there for 15 years. There's nothing like it. Actually there are 2 of them- I will describe both. Trapeze Fort Lauderdale is actually in the city of Tamarac. It's located in a strip mall. At this point it would be best to describe the various type of lifestyle clubs. There are 4 types. Residential and commercial. On-premise and off-premise. Residential is somebody's house, commercial is in a business environment. Residential is almost always on-premise (meaning you can have sex there). Commercial clubs can be on or off premise. If it's off premise- then you meet there, socialize till you meet another couple and then go home or to a hotel. Trapeze is commercial on-premise. The ultimate. We usually get there around 10:00 and the valet parks the car. The girls wear extremely sheer outfits with their nipples poking thru, so valet is a must as it's only 10 ft. To the door. It's around $ 70 to get in plus a membership fee of $ 50. Single males (like the nerds on this site) pay twice that. You go in get some drinks, they serve dinner at the buffet (usually good) then visit the sunken dance floor and listen to the DJ and watch videos. By midnite it's time to go to the back. An attendant takes you to a locker and you deposit your clothes and are issued a towel. The back is divided in to 2 parts single men (nerds) to the left -couples to the right. Trapeze is a very upscale club and only the finest materials are employed. There's mirrors everywhere -even on the ceiling and the beds are 50 ft. Long. To Be Continued.[/QUOTE]Or should I say Just A Loser. I don't want anyone else reading this in case I brag to much. This Trapeze doesn't have hot tubs loser- so try to keep your story straight. Also the clean up "boys" are actually the locker girls that open your locker to get your towel and put your clothes and wallet in. I'm sorry loser but I am capable of doing both- SW reports and other. I know that's beyond your capability. Speaking of which you only seem capable of writing vehement reports about some guy- me, why don't you write something about a girl and I'll try to match it with one of my reports. Nah, you'd rather waste your time trying to keep me and my girl from going to Fantasyland, Trapeze, Southern Night and SDC. Good luck with that.

[QUOTE=RiverVegas;2592836]Ok. So I have read all the " swinger " posts and I can't keep quiet anymore. My wife and I have been in the "lifestyle" for 8 years. We are members of SLS and AFF, very similar to the site that.

Is mentioned by the monger here. Most swinger websites are full of fakes, escorts, and men too awkward to ever actually talk to a woman, let alone be a swinger. Swingers are usually very respectful, most women.

In the couples are bisexual as are a good many of the men. Swingers either couple swap, of have MFM, FFM. Private parties are they most fun with a group of 4 or 5 couple that know each other. The Rooftop Resort.

In Ft Lat have parties that are sponsored by SLS. Most of those parties of full of creepy men that want a free look at the naked women and they sit if the corner by the nude pool and jerk off. Over the years we have been to.

As few. The couples that make long term friends with other couples in the lifestyle have the most fun as the sex gets better each time. Swingers that fuck everyone they meet, stay away from.

The parties the monger here speaks of seem WAY too much like and Episode of Entourage on HBO and they don't happen that way. Once in a blue moon, there is a hot party like that is Southside Jacksonville.

And Miami, but that's not the normal. Most swingers are UTR and not obvious. Like wife and I. You would never know it to meet us, unless you see our profiles on the websites I mentioned as we don't.

Hide our faces there. The swingers that brag about the wild parties with $8000 hot tubs have seen them on TV. Feel free to PM.

Just my 2 cents.

RV.[/QUOTE]We apologize for being too brash about the hot tubs -that's just because if you read the stuff the people in the rat hole write about- you just want to make them understand how beautiful the lifestyle is. I agree with everything you say- but I don't lie- everything I say can be backed up by validations. We know the owners of Trapeze- Big Alan and Dennis plus the managers Tyrone and little Dennis, so there is no bullshit there. Pm me and I'll discuss anything you want.

No swingers club explanation necessary. Your credibility is already shot. Good reports in the SW thread. You do great on reporting what you know, not what you don't know.

Hang in there.

JC

[QUOTE=Montes2;2592854]Or should I say Just A Loser. I don't want anyone else reading this in case I brag to much. This Trapeze doesn't have hot tubs loser- so try to keep your story straight. Also the clean up "boys" are actually the locker girls that open your locker to get your towel and put your clothes and wallet in. I'm sorry loser but I am capable of doing both- SW reports and other. I know that's beyond your capability. Speaking of which you only seem capable of writing vehement reports about some guy- me, why don't you write something about a girl and I'll try to match it with one of my reports. Nah, you'd rather waste your time trying to keep me and my girl from going to Fantasyland, Trapeze, Southern Night and SDC. Good luck with that.[/QUOTE].