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[QUOTE=MtlFord;3784475]Hey guys,

I'm a little new to this hobby. Have some experience but not much around here. I came across Sexxy Sara, and this is the type I'm looking for. Read a few good reviews on here and was wondering if anyone else had experiences with her. Also, I was wondering if anyone has recommendations on any providers with nice big bolt ons. I know Sara has them, but seems to be the only one around here with bolt ons. I'm really into that and would love to find a provider with some rock hard titties. LMAO. Stay safe guys. Thanks![/QUOTE]I'd like to review Sara and say what a great experience it was. But I can't! I recently set up a meeting with her, we agreed on the time and she provided a major intersection for her general area and instructions to text when I was just about there. I did exactly that and sent her a text when I was a few minutes away. No response. Got to the intersection and sent another text. No response, and now I'm sitting beside the roadway. Ten minutes later, another text and another no response. I waited about another 15 minutes, sent another text, no response. I was really looking forward to meeting Sara but instead just left frustrated.

[QUOTE=DougStamper;3788675]The short version of this review. Been there, done that. Not going back.

The longer version. Reached her via text. She was available. We make plans to meet. She sends me her address. While on my way she asks me to bring supplies because she is out. Arrive at a small but safe apartment complex in Titusville. No issues with parking. Big issue. She purposely gave me the wrong address! Nothing like knocking on the door of an unsuspecting civilian and not really having a good reason why you did. While leaving I left her a really unhappy message or two. She calls me and explains she meant to catch me coming in the complex and divert me to her place once she was sure I wasn't her Uncle LEO. Why, why, why, didn't I just continue on down the road? Because I'm an idiot and the little head was doing all the thinking. So, I return. Upon entering the right place I notice this is a smokers apartment. If you are a nonsmoker (or your significant other is) abide by this warning and bring lots of Febreze with you when you visit here. After a minute of chit chat, we move to the bedroom. Next issue, she does not want to get undressed. She isn't happy with her body. I explain to her that I'm not happy with mine either but based on our plans we would both need to get naked. She agrees, although to be honest, I understand her concerns now. Four children wrecked havoc on her. She starts with an average BBBJ, quickly applies a wrapper and I ask her to mount up. Another roadblock. She doesn't ride cowgirl. I go missionary for a bit, but she's a dead fish. I unwrap, tell her to go back to head. She tells me she doesn't catch. Big shock there. What does she do? I manually finish on her small, deflated chest and begin to get dressed. Before I have my shoes on she is on her cell phone directly in either her drug dealer or her next unsuspecting customer. I don't waste any time and GTFO.

I know you folks are going to see me as the new guy with only a couple of posts and think sour grapes. PLEASE, please try to refrain from going down that path. Your self esteem and wallet will thank me for it.

Here's the link to her current ad [URL]http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/latin/sexy-latina-new-to-the-titusvi/458940044231[/URL].

I also am uploading a picture from her ad for after the link goes dead. Her cell number ends with 8643.[/QUOTE]Great first post! You knocked this one right out of the park. You probably saved a few guys on the board time and money. What really amazes me is that you said she had 4 kids. I'm thinking if she had four kids she's got to be a nympho. Most girls I met who had more than three kids are animals in bed. Plus she's wrapping it up now? What happened to the other 4 times. Why bother now? Anyways great post.

[QUOTE=DougStamper;3788675]The short version of this review. Been there, done that. Not going back.

The longer version. Reached her via text. She was available. We make plans to meet. She sends me her address. While on my way she asks me to bring supplies because she is out. Arrive at a small but safe apartment complex in Titusville. No issues with parking. Big issue. She purposely gave me the wrong address! Nothing like knocking on the door of an unsuspecting civilian and not really having a good reason why you did. While leaving I left her a really unhappy message or two. She calls me and explains she meant to catch me coming in the complex and divert me to her place once she was sure I wasn't her Uncle LEO. Why, why, why, didn't I just continue on down the road? Because I'm an idiot and the little head was doing all the thinking. So, I return. Upon entering the right place I notice this is a smokers apartment. If you are a nonsmoker (or your significant other is) abide by this warning and bring lots of Febreze with you when you visit here. After a minute of chit chat, we move to the bedroom. Next issue, she does not want to get undressed. She isn't happy with her body. I explain to her that I'm not happy with mine either but based on our plans we would both need to get naked. She agrees, although to be honest, I understand her concerns now. Four children wrecked havoc on her. She starts with an average BBBJ, quickly applies a wrapper and I ask her to mount up. Another roadblock. She doesn't ride cowgirl. I go missionary for a bit, but she's a dead fish. I unwrap, tell her to go back to head. She tells me she doesn't catch. Big shock there. What does she do? I manually finish on her small, deflated chest and begin to get dressed. Before I have my shoes on she is on her cell phone directly in either her drug dealer or her next unsuspecting customer. I don't waste any time and GTFO.

I know you folks are going to see me as the new guy with only a couple of posts and think sour grapes. PLEASE, please try to refrain from going down that path. Your self esteem and wallet will thank me for it.

Here's the link to her current ad [URL]http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/latin/sexy-latina-new-to-the-titusvi/458940044231[/URL].

I also am uploading a picture from her ad for after the link goes dead. Her cell number ends with 8643.[/QUOTE]Great job on this post. It was well written, you provided lots of useful information, and gave us a picture. Welcome to the forum. RW.

Wow just came from checking out STG and I am amazed that all the fake adds are gone.

How and why did that happen??

I like it.

Damn it I just checked out a few more escort pages like 8 others I use and there all down for maintenance.

Now this sh it is getting serious.

I still have about 3 or 4 that still work but I don't think there going to be around for long most of them are basically copies from BP.

[QUOTE=ScottFlMahalo;3788232]I guess she doesn't need the business. I sent her a nice intro text yesterday around 11:00 AM with my handle and nothing but silence. I even mentioned that I was close by and wanting to meet same day. Oh well.[/QUOTE]I tried to see her a while ago. A complete waste of time. Terrible at communicating. When I did finally arrange to meet, I went to Cocoa as told and got nothing but crickets on text / call. She really gave me the runaround and talked about not getting any business and having to do car dates to pay for hotel) - Really? What a surprise. Never followed up with apology or anything. They'll continue to treat us like this until we refuse to consider them. Instead, I made a quick trip to Satellite Beach and saw that cute looking blonde that never shows her face (links are all down now). What a complete waste of time. No this, no that, for my 1. 2 I got a CBJ. Everything else was "not at this price". Apparently she says she charges $4 for an hour. Madness!

[QUOTE=GrahamM;3791277]I tried to see her a while ago. A complete waste of time. Terrible at communicating. When I did finally arrange to meet, I went to Cocoa as told and got nothing but crickets on text / call. She really gave me the runaround and talked about not getting any business and having to do car dates to pay for hotel) - Really? What a surprise. Never followed up with apology or anything. They'll continue to treat us like this until we refuse to consider them. Instead, I made a quick trip to Satellite Beach and saw that cute looking blonde that never shows her face (links are all down now). What a complete waste of time. No this, no that, for my 1. 2 I got a CBJ. Everything else was "not at this price". Apparently she says she charges $4 for an hour. Madness![/QUOTE]I would say just keep trying with Susan. I've seen the number of txts and calls she's getting, most of which she says end up being no shows. New town, nervous, doesn't know enough people yet.

[QUOTE=StymieChula;3790824]Wow just came from checking out STG and I am amazed that all the fake adds are gone.

How and why did that happen??

I like it.[/QUOTE]They are still there it's just early in the morning then I guess the admins get on and clear it as the day goes on. Cause I check once I get up for work and you'll see all the nude photo ads and such. Then check again in the evening and those same ads are all gone then.

[QUOTE=H20Monger;3792327]I would say just keep trying with Susan. I've seen the number of txts and calls she's getting, most of which she says end up being no shows. New town, nervous, doesn't know enough people yet.[/QUOTE]No thanks. That was my second chance. I had already given up weeks ago when she refused to answer any of my texts or calls. But someone her suggested trying again. I did and it was worse than no reply as she gave me the runaround and then ignored my messages again. I don't believe the no-shows. She is utterly incompetent with getting back to people (just look how many people here get no reply from her) and so I'm guessing she counts no-shows as her inability to show up. She probably counts me as a no-show because after getting where she told me to go, I wouldn't wait for hours while she refused to answer my calls or texts.

But she is typical of so many. I used to wonder why some had management and why they'd give up some money. Now I know why. They can't manage anything.

In all honesty, over the past year I've had pretty much nothing but disappointment with those I've met. Very, very few actually looked like their pictures or made any attempt to perform beyond the basics. I'm sick of all the rules and the astronomical prices. Third rate providers charging as though they are top shelf. Maybe the removal of BP etc will re-balance the equations. But, for me, I think I'm hanging my boots up.

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Saw this one today. Rushed, CBJ was awful. Pussy smelled. Wasted my money. Do not go see her.

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Saw this one today. Rushed, CBJ was awful. Pussy smelled. Wasted my money. Do not go see her.[/QUOTE]Thanks for taking one for the team. I had actually saved her [EMAIL]frman34@aol.com[/EMAIL] BP last week and was going to call later this week.

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Saw this one today. Rushed, CBJ was awful. Pussy smelled. Wasted my money. Do not go see her.[/QUOTE]Hey thanks I was going to pull the trigger, you save my time and money.

If anyone is interested Ashley is in the area for a few months. [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=49424&cityid=86[/URL].

Stopped in to see Rene early morning. She lives in a nice neighborhood, private residence. Rene greeted me at the door, scantily clad with a nice hug and long kiss, session not rushed and very relaxed, Her oral skills are excellent and her kitty was very tight and wet. Great visit and experience, will return.

Heard she was on extended vaca with uncle. Any body got any better info?