Katie. For those of you who are mesmerized
Ok, so for those of you who aren't senior enough for someone to hand you Katie's digits, let me fill you in on a few things before you feel like you are missing out on the best thing Jacksonville has to offer. In regards to service, everything I post is opinionative and by no means represents the boards feelings about her as a collective. Last time I saw her was two years ago, so things might have changed. IMHO, I think she gives a really crappy BJ. Just saying. Great in the sack and rides it real good. Can get really freaky with you, no greek, but will toss your salad if asked nicely.
FACT:
Her tits are nice, but there not perfect. She should have saved her money for them instead of going with the guy who offers payment plans. When you see her from out of the concealing blacklights of the strip club, and get her into regular lighting, you'll notice some light stretch marks that are slightly concealed by the fake spray tan crap. When you hear people talk about how annoying she can be, they are speaking the truth. Unless you don't think its annoying when a stripper tells you how much money she has, how she drives this car, worked for this porn company, models with that photographer and so on. I'm not sure if telling me you've done porn is to try and set me up for a high price TO tag or what, but I only need to hear it once, not every 5 mins. Last but not least; and this is the most important fact about Katie that you need to know.
If you REALLY want Katie's number, just walk into the club and wait for her to be called to stage. Tip her to get her naked and tell her to come see you after her set on stage. Maybe hand her a $10 for good measure instead of the $t to get her naked. That should gaurantee you that she sees green and will skip all other customers who want to get her attention as she is trying to make her way to you. Spend some money in the VIP with her. You'll leave happy, so don't worry. Its not a waste. Get her digits.
Now hear is the kicker that I find funny about Katie, and those that have had her number for a long time might have forgot that this is how she rolls. Katie will ALWAYS ask you to call her right then and there, or send a text so she can save your number. This is because she is selective as someone mentioned earlier. Not selective as in she will only see a certain age group, race, or body type; but selective in only wanting to see guys that she has met in the club. If you get her number from another member, you better get some personal info that she shared with the member also so that you can bullshit your way through a screening process that can convince her that she met you in the club and that she just forgot to save your number. Otherwise, you'll receive a reply stating,"I'm not an escort." And a abrupt dial tone. Just saying.
Anyone can get her number. Anyone can have her. You just have to be willing to put in the work, but I don't think you're missing much (no offense to Katie fans)
Also. I no longer have her phone number, so don't bother PM'ing me for digits and info needed to let you slide through the screening process.