Massage Parlor Reports

Spa World is not a place for happy ending, just great place to relax. Many ladies from our favorite places go there as well, but again, just to relax. I've been there many times, had men and/or women to work on me.

[QUOTE=Amp Forever]Have been to Spa World a number of times. With my significant other. It is a very family friendly, professionally therapeutic spa experience. I would not put it in the AMP category at all. The $35 fee ($25 with coupon) gets you access to the bade pools (men & women separate. Nude bathing) and poultice (saunas) rooms (Clothed and mixed). It also has a juice bar and restaurant. The massage services are extra (I have not checked it out, but would be shocked if anything extra e. G. NOVA happy ending, was available). If anyone's experience has been different, please let me know.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hofi35]Any updates on Rainbow? I haven't seen anything in the long time. Do they Offer FS? Any name recommendations?[/QUOTE][Color=DarkRed]Hofi, amigo, that's a foolish question to ask, in the clear, these days. But, to answer your question, it's like Bradley said: There are [b]NO[/b] NoVa AMPs that provide FS or anything else aside from a good massage and a happy ending. And, there probably [u]won't[/u] be any springing up that [u]will[/u] offer anything beyond that until after the Inauguration. Afterward, who can say? My guess is yes, but only [b]very[/b] discreetly. DC is your best bet.

R::R[/Color]

Can someone PM with the address of this place.

Yeah, I guess it was stupid question to ask, sorry. I go to DC, even though many places got shut down a while ago. There is place on Pensylvania, orange spa, very pleasant, very convenient. Here in NOVA, I usualy go to one place in tyson's, but last week I've decided to try another one, in Springfield. First time had lady name Pepsi, second time don't know the name, bit chubby for my taste. Both times received FS. My question was if anyone has any updates on Rainbow, or any other place in the near neighborhood. Haven't seen any reports in the long time. Any name recommendations.

[QUOTE=Hofi35]Yeah, I guess it was stupid question to ask, sorry. I go to DC, even though many places got shut down a while ago. There is place on Pensylvania, orange spa, very pleasant, very convenient. Here in NOVA, I usualy go to one place in tyson's, but last week I've decided to try another one, in Springfield. First time had lady name Pepsi, second time don't know the name, bit chubby for my taste. Both times received FS. My question was if anyone has any updates on Rainbow, or any other place in the near neighborhood. Haven't seen any reports in the long time. Any name recommendations.[/QUOTE]Most of times MPs in NOVA offer service up to HE. But, there are always exceptions to the rule. Some NOVA Korean MPs do offer FS if they believe they can almost confidently discount the possibility of you being a LE.

I have been offered FS in Rainbow, Aroma Therapy, Ivy, Universal Therapy, et al.

I mentioned the names here because what is going on inside any MP is an open secret. LEs know well. They stop patrons and question them. I saw it once personally.

In Rainbow, I was a bit pissed off last time because the lady blocked the exit, kept asking for more donations after giving her 80 roses for door entry and another 100 for entering her.

If you are like me, a white man speaks English with European accent. Their greed could overcome fear quickly as they believe no police department would hire an European to discover pleasure-related business offers, which, a bit strangely, is a crime here, but, after all, a petite one.

I learnt my "advantage" from what a provider told me after finishing FS at Aroma Therapy last year. Most of the providers I have met could hardly speak any English. But, she was good enough to have a short and pleasant conversation.

I asked her why she did not think I was a LE. She mentioned my accent. Then, she went on about how they identify a potential "LE bastard" as she put it.

She used the word "bastard" as she was quite angry about the fact that offering a pleasure service here is a crime. She needs the money to support her family. This is the only skill she has or job willing to do.

She said they are suspicious if you appear to be relatively young, short hair, solid muscle, speaking without any accent, and asking strange questions, i.e. all the trademarks of a LE.

They are most alert if you always look at her or anyone in a peculiar way, as if she is a criminal at large.

Let me give one more example of what she means by "a peculiar way".

It is the same way the traffic cop who looked at you when he stopped you driving and crossing a red light after your midnight visit to a massage parlor and now in a rush to go home.

You boldly decided to ignore the traffic signal because your wife couldn't locate you for the entire hour while you were naked with your provider on a small table which could hardly hold yourself, not to mention both of you.

Your dear wife had called you "1001" times, and your cell phone was full of her messages demanding a "serious talk" or "see you tomorrow in divorce attorney's office".

After listening to her messages, all you could see was her red eyes, not red lights.

Can you remember how the "bastard" looked at you when you flew through the red light, in you car, not personal jet, of course?

Yes! you said.

OK, then please don't look at your lady provider that way.

So, getting a FS at right MPs really boils down to an intelligent art of how to help your provider convince you are not a LE and tip her balance from fear to greed!

The description given by ML of what the ladies think is a "LE Bastard" is also a pretty accurate description of a large number of GIs. It is sad that our brave young service men (and women), who put there lives on the line for freedom and democracy, should find it so hard to get service back home because they also fit the description of Uncle LEO. Instead they should be offered a military discount or special service.

This index covers reports of Nova AMPS as found here on the board from July 2008 to September 2008.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Update - 7/19/08 - Wayward One (Apr to Jun 2008)


Unknown location
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??? - 9/27/08 - Asnaficiando (+)
??? - 9/19/08 - Bumble (+)
Roxie - 9/17/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
- 9/6/08 - Fuk U Good (+)
??? - 9/3/08 - Passing Thru (+)
Penny - 8/22/08 - Nova Player (na)
7 corners - sunshine therapy - 8/4/08 - Sashimi
7 corners off rte 50 next to quick lube -8/1/08 - Dick trickle
??? - 8/1/08 - Brdcsttech (+)
Sasa - 7/24/08 - Yuengling69 (+)
Judy - 7/18/08 - Ampamp72 (-)
Amy - 7/16/08 - Kronous (-)
Rose - 7/5/08 - Just Ken (+)


A Plus Therapy
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??? - 9/22/08 - Just Ken (+)
Suki - 7/11/08 - BigTigger (+)


Aroma
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??? - 8/3/08 - Computer Luvvv (-)no extras


ATMB
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Connie - 8/5/08 - njasix (?)


Backlick
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Linda - 9/25/08 - Omega0003 (?)
??? - 8/6/08 - Vahotguy (+)
Linda - 7/29/08 - Nova Player (-)
Linda - 7/23/08 - Kha Tn (?)
Penny - 7/11/08 - Skyn Deep69 (+)



Best
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Connie - 9/14/08 - Amp Bum (+)
Nana - 9/12/08 - WebDog (+)


Cosmos
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??? - 8/16/08 - Plaqueman75 (?)
Sara - 8/9/08 - Jag65 (?)


CTM
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??? - 7/16/08 - Tom Wolff (-)
Lisa - 7/7/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)


Dollar Msg
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??? - 8/4/08 - Nova Player (-)


G Accupressure (legit)
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??? - 9/13/08 - Norm Leone (legit)



Golden Palms
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??? - 7/10/08 - Magiks (?)



Holiday (K Accupressure)
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??? - 9/25/08 - Wayward One (+)
Ruby - 8/28/08 - Black Coffee (+)



Honto
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mms? - 8/17/08 - Norm Leone (?)


Kim's Therapy
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Yong - 9/19/08 - Sushi Boy (+)
Yong - 9/19/08 - Guitarman1 (+)
Yong - 9/18/08 - Tomfool (+)
Mai - 9/13/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
Ruby - 8/29/08 - Stay Sober (+)
Mai - 8/28/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
Bebe - 8/21/08 - AKFourtySeven (+)
??? - 8/16/08 - Guitarman1 (+)
Bebe - 8/15/08 - Thair9999 (?)
Jeanie - 8/12/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
Connie - 8/02/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
Yong - 7/22/08 - Thair9999 (+)
Jeanie - 7/18/08 - Halberstammer (?)
Yong - 7/9/08 - Tomfool (+)
Ruby - 7/1/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)



Little River
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JoAnne - 9/22/08 - Fatpig (?)



Magical Touch (MT)
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??? - 9/9/08 - Magiks (+)
??? - 7/19/08 - Tom Wolff (?)
Mullah - 7/13/08 - Thewayoflaotzu (?)
Amy - 7/3/08 - Firmwearnova (+)


NPR
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??? - 9/19/08 - Brdcttech (+)

NSP
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Connie - 7/24/08 - Mustang946 (+)
Moon - 7/23/08 - Harley Dude 29 (?)
Kandy - 7/21/08 - Pilot Aviator (?)


Oriental Touch
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Grace - 8/8/08 - Phaik Naim (?)


OTC
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Kim - 8/10/08 - Brdcsttech (?)


Pine Tree (Lotus)
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Tony - 9/25/08 - Mason37 (?)
??? - 8/16/08 - Tophat (?)
Sonny - 8/4/08 - CFoxtrot (-)


Rainbow
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Julie - 9/24/08 - Phaik Naim (-)
Penn - 9/2/08 - Weekapau (+)
May - 8/8/08 - Phaik Naim (?)
May - 7/24/08 - CsInControl (-)
Mai - 7/18/08 - Ortho313 (-)
Mai - 7/17/08 - Professorx (-)
Mai - 7/14/08 - Aman Tuleev (+)
Bebe - 7/12/08 - Frank J Rizzo (+)


Sakura
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no mo sko - 8/7/08 - Sashimi
Coco - 8/1/08 - Jlg0018 (+)
Cici - 7/24/08 - Slevin Kelevra (?)
??? - 7/3/08 - Jwwilli (-)


Spa World (legit)
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??? - 7/29/08 - Jag65 (?)


Swan
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Tina - 8/6/08 - Vamongerman (-)
Song - 7/27/08 - LoveAsianQ (+)


Tyco
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Sara - 8/18/08 - Max Beelyun (?)


Tea Tree Therapy
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Tea - 7/10/08 - JaxAMPman (+) no extras


Universal (Angel Therapeutic)
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Bebe - 9/19/08 - Sushi Boy (?)
Jeanie - 9/10/08 - amplvr (?)
open again - 9/8
closed for remodeling - 8/18/08 - Dr Bombay


VP (V&P)
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June - 9/5/08 - Jag65
??? - 8/11/08 - Backhand (-)no extras
Yung - 7/17/08 - Parker Fly (+)69,Hj
??? - 7/8/08 - Vaisland (+)FS?


Youngs
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??? - 8/16/08 - Tophat (?)
??? - 7/11/08 - Dc Chet (+)


Chinese Condos
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Meena Ma - 9/10/08 - Dj Listro (?)
Michelle - 9/9/08 - Just ken (+)
Monica - 9/8/08 - Low Jack (+)
??? - 9/7/08 - Just Ken (+)
mandy - 9/7/08 - Stanleycupz2 (+)
rose - 9/5/08 - Benefactor9 (+)
Mee-Na - 9/3/08 - Sleazebum (+)
Jennifer - 8/27/08 - Ampamp72 (+)
Mandy - 8/11/08 - Ohio4413 (+)
Lisa - 8/4/08 - MoonView (+)
H - 7/17/08 - Just Ken (+)


Closed Locations
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HWC
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??? - 9/28/08 - Asnaficiando (+)



Wayward One

All described acts should be read as interactive fiction

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[QUOTE=Bumble]The description given by ML of what the ladies think is a "LE Bastard" is also a pretty accurate description of a large number of GIs. It is sad that our brave young service men (and women), who put there lives on the line for freedom and democracy, should find it so hard to get service back home because they also fit the description of Uncle LEO. Instead they should be offered a military discount or special service.[/QUOTE]

Nah, just give them the Purple Heart for all their sufferings.

Discount, get real. Do you think these ladies of the AMP really care about what is going on outside of their respective countries. HA.

Discount my ass!

More like, if they get serviced they will be hosed!

You think most have a heart find me one. Not like the $60 and $25 houses of NYC where you can, on ocassion find a jewel (usually DR).

SUPPORT OUR USC TROOPS; buy one a fling. Maybe if you tell the ladies you are paying for the trooper they will be kind.

Give a nice gift of Thanks for Thanksgiving; get a warrior laid!

[QUOTE=Bumble]The description given by ML of what the ladies think is a "LE Bastard" is also a pretty accurate description of a large number of GIs. It is sad that our brave young service men (and women), who put there lives on the line for freedom and democracy, should find it so hard to get service back home because they also fit the description of Uncle LEO. Instead they should be offered a military discount or special service. [/QUOTE]

The opening of an AMP a stone's throw from where the swearing in will take place should put to rest the idea that the closings have anything to do with the inauguration. There were AMPs open during the last 3 or 4 inaugurations at least.

[QUOTE=Roamin Roman][Color=DarkRed]Hofi, amigo, that's a foolish question to ask, in the clear, these days. But, to answer your question, it's like Bradley said: There are [b]NO[/b] NoVa AMPs that provide FS or anything else aside from a good massage and a happy ending. And, there probably [u]won't[/u] be any springing up that [u]will[/u] offer anything beyond that until after the Inauguration. Afterward, who can say? My guess is yes, but only [b]very[/b] discreetly. DC is your best bet.

R::R[/Color][/QUOTE]

I love it when the Ajima comments on how quiet the place has been all day.- so they are really happy to see you.

When I arrived, 5 of the six rooms were empty.- same as when I left an hour later.

And.- after all these visits.- it had to happen. The massage was not to my likeing. HARD. Pointy. Covered in towels. No conversation. No smiling.

Nothing to complain to the Anjima about.- I just didn't enjoy the time, so for the first time, I was sorry to have spent the money. NEVER EVER MAKE TROUBLE for a place you like.- so I didn't.- but, if Angie ever sends Loo as my therapist, I will ask for someone else. (I usually book ahead.- but when I called, Jeannie was not working today. So, I accepted the house draw).

Loo is typical pretty.- and strong.- but her massage technique not my cup of tea.

Always be nice to the ladies

PA

I went to sun star spa in fairfax. The asian lady that gave me massage was pretty but kind of old probably late forties. This was my first time there it was 80 for massage. The lady was very petite about 90 lbs I asked for full service but she only gave me a hand job and charged me 60. 00 extra for the tip I think it was because it was the first time that only a hand job. Does anyone know if she gives full service? I can't remember what her name was. She told me that only two women worked there. If they give full service I would go back but for just a hand job kind of a waste of time has anyone else been there? . The massage was very good probably a 8 her looks 8 she had a good personality. Her breast were very small probably a a cup there are so many places that offer full service that if all you get is a hand job I will go some where else.

For info:

1. RTFF
2. RTFF
3. Go To 1 above.

Also - do not expect anything more than what you got from any of the NoVA AMPs. $80 for the hour and too much for the tug at the end.

There may still be some place down in Woodbridge where you can get it all but PWC is really hard on us if we get caught in a raid so I stay away from that county completely.

I go to the NoVa AMPs for a quality massage and into DC for eveything else.

JJ


[QUOTE=Iceman1951]I went to sun star spa in fairfax. The asian lady that gave me massage was pretty but kind of old probably late forties. This was my first time there it was 80 for massage. The lady was very petite about 90 lbs I asked for full service but she only gave me a hand job and charged me 60. 00 extra for the tip I think it was because it was the first time that only a hand job. Does anyone know if she gives full service? I can't remember what her name was. She told me that only two women worked there. If they give full service I would go back but for just a hand job kind of a waste of time has anyone else been there? . The massage was very good probably a 8 her looks 8 she had a good personality. Her breast were very small probably a a cup there are so many places that offer full service that if all you get is a hand job I will go some where else.[/QUOTE]

At Sunstar, I've never gotten anything other than a massage with a HJ at the end.

Forgot the name, but senior members know it by Angel. When I first got to there I sat and the parking lot and surveyed the area. I notice a asian man walking his dog in the parking lot. I could see by looking in my rear view that he was checking me out too. Turned out to be the husband (guessing) of the woman who gave me the massage. The women was in her late 40's. Nice boobs, face was ok. Started with a shower. Not a TS, but a sit down like handcap people use. Nothing to write home about. Massage was good, but shorter than it should have been. She was trying to feel me out to see if I was LE. After numerous questions the HJ began. The first thing she told me was to spit out my gum. What am I in elementary school? ! She must have seen the look on my face, cause then she was like "So you can concentrate. " Translation. So you bust quicker and make my job easier. The HJ was weak at first. Just using her thumb and pointer finger. I was like "Are you kiding me with that shit? " Then she figured out this wasn't doing much for me and gave a tighter grip. Better, but not by much. Touching was allowed through clothes. Lame. Finished and she said "Thank you, come again. " Don't think so. I don't know if anyone else works there. The only people I saw were the guy and the woman who massaged me. So there maybe someone better who works there, but I am not taking another trip there.

Happy Hobbying,

Lovejugs