Massage Parlor Reports

Both herpes and HIV is a disaster on
The eyes. Why r u a customer too?

Ask your MD. He will cringe at the thought.

Excellent dude

Excellent Dude:

Please stop wasting your time for the things you can't have. Kelly is a single adult and she is definately not your cup of tea. Moving on!

Edge 101

What a dreamer!

Couldn't help but reading this tit for tat or is it tit fuck for tat.

I'm the expert on Kelly.

Anybody want a blow by blow description on doing her.

Enough people respond (PM) and I'll do all the juicy tidbits. Of course, I am one among many. She actually told me she was doing 10 other guys.
You are probably one of them. Aren't we the lucky ones. I heard she gave the royal brushoff to a lot of guys, giving them worthless titty fucks, for the same donation, damn!
And she laughed hard when she told me that.

[QUOTE=Excellent Dude]They are talking 16% of the total heterosexual count infected. Not 16% of all hiv cases. There's 2% of all the hiv cases are heterosexual in the U. S.

So 16% of 2% =. 0032% of all cases. Minuscule. And I'm even saying that these are bi-sexual.

So, if there are a million cases then the amount of heterosexual = 320 out of a million.

A male getting hiv heterosexually is almost like winning the lottery.

I'm not saying you couldn't get it. I'm saying your chances are slim.

I am just showing statistics here.

So, definitely protect yourself. I do 99% of the time. Unfortunately women are particularly susceptable to catching hiv.

Also, Not to knock particular massage owner K. Y. But if a guy was to titty fuck her and she got some highly infected hiv sperm in her mouth/nostrils/eyes she could easily get infected. And if some got into her nostrils, they could easily be absorbed by her sinus glands and infected. If she got some in the eyes then she would go blind even if she got treatment to save her life. There is no treatment for hiv in the eyes. Everything has a price. Her self respect must have hit bottom for a MP owner.

Incidentally, I know a woman who used to do that. She said she was getting tested for hiv. She never called me again.

I've always tested negative.

A little thought on the part of

Excellent Dude. [/QUOTE]Ugh. I don't care what the statistics are. You've got to have your silly little head thinking for your big stoopit head to put your unprotected dick into the splooge pool of the likes of any of us, courtesy of an asian sex slave, who might not have the best judgement considering her circumstances.

Quite honestly, the whole encounter sounds like a "fantasy" to me.

There is something vaguely familiar here on the board of late.

I have already had a run in. I don't feed the trolls. I ignore. I delete.

I generally don't pay any attention to this sorta thing. Trolls try to make trouble. I just IGNORE it. And there is an ignore button to push. But I was attacked on a PM already.

Dunno. Just voicing my hunch. No comment is required. Actually prefer it that way. Having far too much fun eating pussy, and getting laid. . Well you know. LOL

Be safe ,

Smiling Fox

[QUOTE=Showboatt]Once I get a hundred PM's I'll post the report.



Hi All

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Couldn't help but reading this tit for tat or is it tit fuck for tat.

I'm the expert on Kelly.

Anybody want a blow by blow description on doing her.

Enough people respond (PM) and I'll do all the juicy tidbits. Of course, I am one among many. She actually told me she was doing 10 other guys.

You are probably one of them. Aren't we the lucky ones. She told me she gave the royal brushoff to a lot of guys, giving them worthless titty fucks, for the same money, damn!
And she laughed hard when she told me that.

Smiling Fox, you can't be.......who I know you are. It's Kelly! Damn How you been Kelly. You haven't posted for a while... Nice to see you again. Is it okay to post your report?[/QUOTE]

I did Kelly

Showboat, I don't know who you are, or what you are talking about.

No one knows me, except for a very select few. And I don't recall ever meeting you. And even if I did, you still don't know me.

Suggest you take your report and your mistaken assumptions, and try to inflame someone else.

As I posted, there is something very familiar here, I will choose to ignore it.

Mr. Jackson, please scold these children of lesser manners.

There is no room in this debauched group of low human males, for personal attacks. Thanks

Smiling Fox

[QUOTE=Natty Bohner]Hey guys,

Long time lurker, first time posting. I live in the White Marsh area, and usually visit the Pikesville location for a nice massage and HJ. Normally see a very sexy girl with a hot ass (Julie, for get her real name). But I am interested in finding an AMP a little closer to home.

I read the review in this thread for Aphrodite's Bodyworks, but I was looking to see if anyone else has since visited. Any help with some closer places to WhtieMarsh would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Try Citypaper.com, and go to the adult ad pages. Plenty of #'s and addresses there. With a whole 2 posts under your belt, you have no credibility here. If you can't find the citypaper online, try the sports section of the Sunpaper. Once you have the name of the place, come back here and learn how to use the search function in this thread.
Til then RTFF and when you are done, RTFF again.
Another fish on a bicycle OMG.

GTR

Walked into JNW last night and saw Yumi. Just in from L. A. And real nice she said she was 23 yrs old and looked it. Really pretty bordering on very pretty. We're looking at close to 34's in the C class for chi-chi's. I must say I should keep this one a secret. Ass real round and won't quit. Well proportioned body.

Anyway, she is wearing a very revealing dark negligee, and I must say she is camera perfect. I am in love.

She says to take clothes off and lay on the bed face down. She takes off all her clothes and jumps on my back. I can feel that warm kitty on my back. Again I cannot take it when a beautiful young girl is in the same bed with me. I can't wait, so I raise up and pat the bed on the left side of me. She then points to herself and points to where I patted the bed. I said yes, patting the bed.

Here we go. I began kissing her ample tits and intermittently DFK/LFK. She grabs my face on each side with her hands and really DFK over and over again. This goes on for about 10 minutes and then I inch my face down to her kitty and indulge in the youngest, tightest kitty I have come in contact with since high school days. She motions pointing to her mouth and then my joint. We then position ourselves in our mutually partaking position and go wild with each other. I have dreamed about a beautiful young asian girl and here I am in the flesh. Both of us indulgiing wildly in each other with amorous abandonment. This was a long time coming and I am savoring every second of it.

I want to go for the gold now. I turn around and enter her noticing that she had placed a condom without my noticing. This is when I started going out of my mind pounding this young meat and she returning the motion even more. She is yelling and yelling and cumming multiple times and I am pounding and pounding and pounding and I can feel the release coming and I blasted my cum like it was shot from a cannon.

At this point I am laying on top of her and she is kissing my cheek and shoulders like a young lovers appreciation of multiple climaxes for the first time. We kissed for another five minutes til I rolled over and we both lay comatose just staring at the ceiling. After catching our breaths, I ask for a table shower, dress and kissed me more at the door and I left wishing the experience could have lasted forever.

She was absolutely fantastic and I may return tomorrow.

$. 8 mms out shopping.

9, 10, 10

Your very Excellent Dude

[QUOTE=Excellent Dude]Just in from L.A. and real nice she said she was 23 yrs old and looked it. [/QUOTE]

So probably she was 35 or so... gotta love Yellow Fever.

Bench

You really should write sex novels. Do you no the difference between a sea story & a fairy tale? Fairy tale starts off once upon a time, a sea story starts off, this aint no shit. Sorry couldnt resist.

Go to Pinetree on Eastern Ave in Baltimore MD.

Ask for TIA, or Lea Lea.

A great time, everything, no condum needed, shaven, 5'5" 140lbs, great head, nice and slow, great rub, nice and slow, great long black hair.

Picture of Tia, or Lea Lea at Pinetree.

This is my first time reporting. Not first time visiting.

Went to MU today around 2:30pm. This was my first time here and since it is not labled I drove past a few times. Saw a guy come out and walk doen the street, so I decided to park on the side street and walk as well.

Rang both bells, and Kelly answered the door. She was a little cautious as she had never seen my I guess. Showed me to my room and told me to get comfortable and she would be back in a few. I got undressed and waited. She came back about 5 min. Later and started the massage. She is not too bad looking. Very nice touch, smooth hands. After massaging and talking a while, I let her know I was ok and she would be to. She said she was going to get a hot towel to clean off my back. Returned with the towel, cleaned off my back and I flipped. We started to massage each other and she undresses. Got an very nice HJ while my hands were able to roam freely. She has great breasts!

Cleaned up and talked for a few min. She told me when I come back I can see another provider who is very "customer oriented" name Elaine. Told her I would definatley be back.

Looks 6
Body 7
Attitude 8
Massage 5