I had an amazing time at CG SA
[QUOTE=Loki213;6237955]Hmm, MikeSanchez and PelicanT99 might be the smart ones, attacking the OC clubs during the dayshifts instead of at night. Like TomMajor, I would sure appreciate any advice on visiting Ecstacy or one of the Anaheim clubs (days of the week, best hours to visit, when to expect the most number of dancers, etc.).
Now on to my SOB story.
Last Friday I was originally planning to hit Ecstasy, but their doorman said that there were only 11 dancers on the floor. So I called the next nearest club, Cali Girls SA, where they said that they had at least 15+ performers and rising (and cover was only $20 with no drinks required), so I pivoted and went there instead.
Big mistake.
Quick takeaway: Avoid Cali Girls SA if you can ever help it. Horrible management, mediocre girls, almost all of them are liars.
Strike #1: there were probably no more than 11-12 dancers there the entire night, so the manager on the phone was already being dishonest.
Strike #2: Girls were quoting me wildly different prices for VIP's and even the regular couch dances ($40 for topless and $80 for nude single song? Are you kidding me? How many suckers actually frequent this club? And when I asked a floor manager what the standard dance prices were, he shrugged and said that each girl sets their own prices. I have NEVER heard of a club that didn't set standard prices (so they could secure their cuts off every dance). VIP prices were so ridiculous and none of the performers rated higher than a 7 in looks.
Strike #3: the most annoying DJ ever who was constantly berating the patrons to tip the stage dancers; even the ones who did tip were still being hounded by him to tip even more! Given that many girls barely even strpped all the way down and most were either 5's or 6's, this was a mood-killer the whole night. Not to mention the dumbest stage set-up I've ever seen, where the tip rail was still set 3 feet away from the stage, and the fact that the DJ would often dim the lights so much that you barely see the dancer's faces, much less any other parts of the body worth looking at.
Strike #4: Dancers were even cussing me out if I politely declined their requests for a dance. I say no if their asking price is too ridiculous, if they're not that attractive, if they barely talked to me, or all of the above. And they have the nerve to think guys are obligated to pay to dance with them? WTH?
Saddest part was that it was too late for me to try another place, so I just sat through this misery for 3 hours straight, hoping that something would turn around, but it never did.
Total frustration and agony. This must be a club for the dumbest repeat customers in southern California![/QUOTE]Woah there. Calling me a dumb repeat customer doesn't sit well with me. Yes, management sucks, the bouncers suck, a lot of the girls don't suck (like don't suck your D). It's your fault for staying 3 hours.
I went on a Sunday afternoon / evening. I met a good dancer w / reasonable prices (standard prices). The VIPs also have standard prices. If you don't know the prices, you ask the bar girl. Some girls will quote you extra to cover the portion that the club gets. At that point, you send them off. If she quotes you the standard price, you decide if she's worth a try. 9/10 times the girls aren't worth it (that's any strip club). $200 gets me high milage, entry fee, drinks, tip the girl (she earned it), and I still have cash left over. All that and I was out of there in about an hour. You might need to go 2-3 times before you find someone decent. I've walked if I didn't find a girl to my liking.
Edit: mixed up a part w/ another poster.
Stay in the unincorporated areas
[QUOTE=PelicanT99;6264535]Excellent summary! Satin and Cal Girls Anaheim are 2 more topless clubs in OC, similar booze & eye candy but no real ITC mileage. Has its uses for a business outing or staying true-ish to the wife, but not worth it if you're seeking sex workers. For high mileage clubs I'd add Tropical Lei in Upland if you can make the drive.[/QUOTE]In my, admittedly dated experience, the best milage was to be had in the industrial sections spread around mostly LA county.
Kinda a no man's land in between cities were unincorporated areas didn't really get the policing and code enforcement of places in city proper.
Add into that mix, cities that are NOT residential based, the port, in and around Vernon etc, all good mileage, all pretty cheap.
But then again, that was in the days where I would cross reference against [URL]zbone.com[/URL], which hasn't been up in years.
