Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BuckshotWatson;5290139]I was there a couple Saturdays ago, and they were also busy that day. My therapist (not my usual one. Can't remember this one's name) was also responsible for answering the phone, which she apologized for. Crazy thing is during my session, two guys called to ask the price for massage, and then explicitly asked the price for "extras. " (it was two different guys, different voices) She said "we don't do that here" and both guys promptly hung up. Made me wonder if they were working for the po-po.[/QUOTE]Stupid question to call and ask.

[QUOTE=BuckshotWatson;5290139]I was there a couple Saturdays ago, and they were also busy that day. My therapist (not my usual one. Can't remember this one's name) was also responsible for answering the phone, which she apologized for. Crazy thing is during my session, two guys called to ask the price for massage, and then explicitly asked the price for "extras. " (it was two different guys, different voices) She said "we don't do that here" and both guys promptly hung up. Made me wonder if they were working for the po-po.[/QUOTE]Sounds like PO PO. No real monger would dare to ask that over the phone, well hopefully not, with an AMP or Indy, would get them wrapped up in some mess for sure. That is something discussed in person.

[QUOTE=Jtaznteck;5284390]Hey everyone,

Been a long time lurker and wanted to make some contributions.

Papaya Therapy (Annandale): This would probably be my normal spot in NOVA, I've been here 6 or so times and all to see Katie. She's a late 30's, early 40's Korean lady with man-made Cs. Still very pretty in my opinion and a great body. No stick-thin Asian with a flabby belly, she is quite toned. Her English is quite good, so you shouldn't have any issues communicating with her. She does a so-so massage, but makes it comfortable and is open to chatting. On the flip, no need to negotiate. Frankly, my first time there, we didn't even talk about services, she just led the way. She immediately took off her clothes and started the sensual touch. No mouth action, but she seemed to very much enjoy the stripper slide, which I find hard to get in standard NOVA joints. If she likes you, she'll even let you DATY. Suffice to say it all ends in a fantastic NOVA. She takes it slow and I have never been rushed by her. Treat her well guys, she's a real one. As always, YMMV, I cannot stress this enough. Be hygienic, be nice, treat them like people, and you'll probably get better service. My typical damage at this place is. 6 (house) + .8 (tip). Looks: 7. Enthusiasm of Service: 8.

Best Therapeutic (Chantilly): I took the plunge with the much-reviewed Lucy here, and my experience is generally the same. She's also a middle-aged Korean lady, sharp features, but prettier than her age. To me, she's not a bombshell like some other posts say. On the flip side, her body is truly tight. Her English is great. So-so massage, and she's a chatter. She's up front with the price of her services, and will only negotiate a little. Services included BBBJ, DATY, and CFS, and she had a lot of enthusiasm. Big ding on Lucy is that it's just very expensive. My damage was. 8 (house) + .180 (tip). You can go to agencies like AG for prices like that. Now she did provide comparable service, but I'm just not used to dropping that much at an AMP. Looks: 6. Enthusiasm of Service: 8.

McLean Cream Sensual Spa (McLean): I haven't been here in a while, but my fave was Bella. She left for a few months, but I heard she's back now, so this report should still be relevant. Bella is a middle-aged Korean lady (I really have a type), probably in her mid-40's. She has an average build and pretty face, especially for her age. But I guarantee that you're not looking anywhere except her chest. She has the most bountiful set of natural double Ds, maybe Es. If you're looking for an all-natural incredibly busty girl who isn't straight-up thick like Fairfax Nikki, Bella is your go-to. She's a friendly girl, but is definitely realistic about the prices she can charge. Services I've had with her are DATY and a solid NOVA. She won't rush you, but she also doesn't get super into it. Don't get me wrong, she's not going to be bored and look at her phone, but she won't moan your name and beg for your cock. Looks: 6 without boobs, 8 with boobs. Enthusiasm of Service: 6.

Garden Spa (Fairfax): Only been here once. I had heard it was a good spot for FS in an AMP. I drew Sara, who is a late-20's, early-30's Korean lady. She had a decent face, solid body, natural Bs, but nothing particularly special to write home about. She was a hard negotiator, which always puts a crimp in my erection. She started off high and continued to upsell. I ended up with BBBJ and a sub-par NOVA. Even worse, the BBBJ was probably 4 minutes, and that was with me making her go back down. If she ran the session, she'd stop at the 45 second mark. That probably gives you an idea of her enthusiasm. Looks: 6. Enthusiasm of Service: 3.

Hope this helps some gents.[/QUOTE]Can concur, Garden Spa in Fairfax has gotten brutal with the upselling.

Had a couple of lovely dreams at 50X Maple Ave w.

Place is under new management but massage and services are still quite exceptional.

6 for an hour fee is almost always a welcome deal here in NOVA.

My first dream was with the lovely Tina who is also the owner. She's a middle aged Chinese with some wear and tear on the body but she's still a beauty in my eyes. She's got a tattoo of a Phoenix on her arm and some doves near her collar bone. Asked her about them and she told me she likes birds because they represent freedom. I found it pretty cool but laughed a little at the irony because after the flip, I made this chick mine. A full menu is available but I preface this with a YMMV. I gave her a solid pounding that we both seemed to enjoy and tipped $. 4 for the CFS.

Next up is Coco 2. 0. Unlike the original coco she's not sporting man made Ds, but she's also younger and a lot more attractive in my eyes. She's got natural Bs with some nice pink nipples. After a solid hour massage I also got to splurge on the menu. CFS at $. 4.

Water forgets the names of the drowned.

But I hope Tina and coco are here to stay.

Does anyone know where Sara from oasis in Dumfries went? I know she's older but she always treated me right. Did she retire altogether? I looked around the forums and didn't come up with much. Thanks for any help!

[QUOTE=Steel364;5291858]Does anyone know where Sara from oasis in Dumfries went? I know she's older but she always treated me right. Did she retire altogether? I looked around the forums and didn't come up with much. Thanks for any help![/QUOTE]There is a petite little Korean Sara at Kara Spa in Fairfax.

Is it 503 Maple?

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;5291047]Had a couple of lovely dreams at 50X Maple Ave w.

Place is under new management but massage and services are still quite exceptional.

6 for an hour fee is almost always a welcome deal here in NOVA.

My first dream was with the lovely Tina who is also the owner. She's a middle aged Chinese with some wear and tear on the body but she's still a beauty in my eyes. She's got a tattoo of a Phoenix on her arm and some doves near her collar bone. Asked her about them and she told me she likes birds because they represent freedom. I found it pretty cool but laughed a little at the irony because after the flip, I made this chick mine. A full menu is available but I preface this with a YMMV. I gave her a solid pounding that we both seemed to enjoy and tipped $. 4 for the CFS.

Next up is Coco 2. 0. Unlike the original coco she's not sporting man made Ds, but she's also younger and a lot more attractive in my eyes. She's got natural Bs with some nice pink nipples. After a solid hour massage I also got to splurge on the menu. CFS at $. 4.

Water forgets the names of the drowned.

But I hope Tina and coco are here to stay.[/QUOTE]

Fair to poor experience.

Drew YoYo--35-40 yo 7. 5/10 looks overall. Lousy massage, haggling over tip for Nova end. No roam, refused titty exposure for. 5 tip and. 6 house.

" Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla-Don't waste my time" ira and Barry-City Slickers.

[QUOTE=EasyCompany;5292472]Fair to poor experience.

Drew YoYo--35-40 yo 7. 5/10 looks overall. Lousy massage, haggling over tip for Nova end. No roam, refused titty exposure for. 5 tip and. 6 house.

" Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla-Don't waste my time" ira and Barry-City Slickers.[/QUOTE]Name of place? Is it "Time"?

[QUOTE=EasyCompany;5292472]Fair to poor experience.

Drew YoYo--35-40 yo 7. 5/10 looks overall. Lousy massage, haggling over tip for Nova end. No roam, refused titty exposure for. 5 tip and. 6 house.

" Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla-Don't waste my time" ira and Barry-City Slickers.[/QUOTE]I haven't made it up there yet, but from reading the reviews in Rmaps, Pine is the place to go in Woodbridge.

I had lots of dreams of places like this when I was working in California a few years back. Spent a lot of time on this site and spent time in some great AMP's. Unfortunately, I fell out of mongering for a bit, moved here and now I'm ready to contribute.

Down the road from my new office is SunStar Spa, and unremarkable place from the outside. It is just a door and a small sign. A few days ago, I had a dream I opened that door and ventured inside for my adventure. I was greeted by Amy, who promptly put her arm around me and led me to my massage room. Amy is I'd say late 30's (don't jump on me- I'm terrible with ages), cute, large breasts and fun body. Not tiny, but large either. Just. Fun. (Oh- I also know that I'm a bit jaded in my review. Don't worry, I didn't make the mistake and fall in love, but because it had been some time for me, her smile and warm attitude was refreshing and welcomed).

I undressed, asked for a table shower and was escorted to fairly large shower room. I laid on the table as she washed, scrubbed and even took care of the callous that had built up on the back of my heel after months of winter neglect. She attended to all areas and I felt completely clean and attended too.

Next came a quick stay in the sauna for a fast dry down. Not bad- not too hot, didn't get sweaty and I was ready for the massage.

Amy then led me to the room. I lay down, she put a towel over me and she went to work. She asked me what pressure and I said medium. I wasn't looking for a deep tissue, just a relaxing time. The light music was helpful in that effort. Also, the place is upstairs, so away from the hustle and bustle of the street. She was very good and I'd use her for a regular massage again. Oil was applied after first kneeling my muscles and freeing any tightness.

The flip was a bit awkward for me as I didn't ask for anything beforehand. Just happily talking and chatting away with her during my massage about everything from sports to astronomy. She suggested $60 for 'sexy' something. Despite her good English, I didn't understand. I thought it was a simple HJ, and I was right. She climbed up on the table, clothed, and sat between my legs while she serviced me. It didn't take long and I was completely satisfied. I guess here, given the responses I read from this area, that was a 'standard NOVA. ' I'm ok with it for my first time. It was $.8 to the house and. 6 for tip. Yeah, might have paid more than many of you so maybe next time I'll know and have better leverage during negotiations. Was more available to me? I'm not sure. I'll be sure to find out next month when I return.

I left the cash on the table, got dressed and she happily offered me water, soda and candy as I walked to the door. I'll be back as the time in that quiet and clean place, for me, is very much worth it.

[QUOTE=Samizza;5292350]Is it 503 Maple?[/QUOTE]Forgot the link.

[URL]https://swva.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/502-maple-ave-w-vienna/9713418.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=DoYouKnow;5290285]Sounds like PO PO. No real monger would dare to ask that over the phone, well hopefully not, with an AMP or Indy, would get them wrapped up in some mess for sure. That is something discussed in person.[/QUOTE]Not everyone calling visiting AMPs is a "real monger. " Many are amateurs or have some experience but are trying to push their luck in getting answers to questions. In fact, I've asked these types of questions myself to see what kind of response I get. Sometimes it's "we don't do that," other times it's "come talk in person, Honey".

[QUOTE=BunkerBuster;5293705]Not everyone calling visiting AMPs is a "real monger. " Many are amateurs or have some experience but are trying to push their luck in getting answers to questions. In fact, I've asked these types of questions myself to see what kind of response I get. Sometimes it's "we don't do that," other times it's "come talk in person, Honey".[/QUOTE]Good point, I have been in the middle of sessions when guys have called and asked inappropriate questions. Heck, once I was in a session with a girl who had to answer the phone and we were mid-handjob when a dude called and I could hear him asking about "happy endings" and such. "Regular massage!" she said as she stroked me. The guy never showed up. But yes, lots of guys call up shops and try to slyly or not-so-slyly ask about extras.

What follows is completely off topic, but since you used the phrase "no true Scotsman," I will share this story:

Years ago I was on a golf trip in Scotland and playing St. Andrews with a buddy (the New Course, not the Old Course). We were paired with a couple Englishmen. The foursome ahead of us were Japanese. We arrived at the tee of a par 3 hole. There was a little sign next to the tee box instructing us not to tee off until the next group had cleared the tee box of the following hole because of its proximity to our hole's green.

I didn't notice the sign and started to square up to take a practice swing. One of the Englishmen pointed out the sign and said it was for safety of the Japanese still on the next tee box. Then he said "But no Scottish jury would convict you. ".

[QUOTE=Runon99;5293875]Good point, I have been in the middle of sessions when guys have called and asked inappropriate questions. Heck, once I was in a session with a girl who had to answer the phone and we were mid-handjob when a dude called and I could hear him asking about "happy endings" and such. "Regular massage!" she said as she stroked me. The guy never showed up. But yes, lots of guys call up shops and try to slyly or not-so-slyly ask about extras.[/QUOTE]The mid-fun call can be annoying, but even more so the doorbell. Fellas, call ahead!