Vanity Review: Worst Escort Ever
I've gotten spoiled with regulars for too long and decided to drop them all recently. After adding up what I was really spending on food and clothes and drugs and drug paraphernalia, even with some great discounts it just wasn't worth it. And as close as we got they still used me for as much as they could get. It's just what they are used to and I don't blame them, I blame myself for getting close to them. While it was great to have them spending the night and even staying for weeks at a time, it wasn't worth having to inhale the worst smell in the world, (blues) and going through 10 air freshener cans a day even with a Smoke Buddy. No more Captain Save-A-Hoe for me though. I am back to what this is all about. Just doing the damn thing and getting the fuck out.
As far as this review goes, I called around and there were only a few providers replying on a late Sunday night. I should have just jerked off and went to bed, but what fun would that be? I settle on this useless piece of drug addict shit unfortunately. [URL]https://tucson.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/other/COME-PLAY-WITH-ME/916249955373[/URL] She was easy enough to schedule with and close enough that I accepted the 180 hh price she was asking. She actually said she normally charges 250, but I find it hard to believe that anyone would spend 250 on her and not have written a horrible review about her already. I would have taken my money back, or at least most of it if I had paid that much. It was bad enough leaving my 180 behind for what I got.
I specifically asked her to wear some sexy lingerie, (garter belt, stockings, high heels) and she agreed over text. She had a tank top and short shorts when she answered the door. I asked about the lingerie and she said she doesn't have any. I guess she forgot that over the phone. Oh well, she had a nice ass and the shorts were really short so I forgave that. Her body was decent with a really nice ass and soft skin so I forgave the meh face. Next she said that the time starts when I arrive so I got undressed and ready right away. She on the other hand took her time to do makeup and smoke some meth. Finally when she was ready she asked me to stand up and got on the bed and told me to put it in. No BJ at all! I said what the fuck? Can you at least suck it a bit and she gave me a 30 second HJ. She said the cover had Icy Hot and she can't put it in her mouth. At that point I just decided to stick it in and try my best to bust quick, but she then started asking if I was close and I asked if we could switch positions and she said she can only do it in that position. What The Fuck? I was done with it at that point. I asked her for some lube so I can jack off and she didn't even have lube. I grabbed some lotion she had on the couch and asked her to lay by me while I finished. She did not lay by me but she stood up and started to make weird noises while rubbing her pussy. I finished and got the fuck out of there.
This was almost enough to make me call one of my old regulars and start kissing ass again, but I realize it took a while to find them, so it will probably take a few horrible experiences before I find another great one. But this one was the worst I have had in many years. Stay away from her unless you are ok with no BJ and fucking in one position and getting rushed.
Escort Review:
Scheduling - 10 (As providers go it was easy to schedule and she didn't make me wait more than 10 minutes when I arrived. That's a 10 for a drug addict!
Face - 5 (It wasn't horrible, but it could have been better).
Body - 8 (Ass was great and the rest was decent. Too bad she didn't do cowgirl with that ass. I would have loved to guide that ass up and down on my cock!
Attitude - 1 (She was ok on the phone and pleasant enough to talk to, but not wanting to do a BJ and half assing everything else dropped it to a 1).
Service - 0 (worst service I have had in many years!
Recommendation: I would recommend that you stay away from this one unless you like wasting time and money.
Would I Repeat: Hell No!
Vanity / Heroin / Meth / Blues / Fetanol
[QUOTE=Rudtf77;6060286]I believe she used to dance at TD's West back in the day. She was much better looking then.[/QUOTE]What ever happened to the day when a pretty young college gal was looking for assistance to pay her books and tuition? Now it's becoming just solely to pay for ones hourly / daily fix. Sadly I even pan a providers room in pic to check out her surroundings before even deciding to call. And you can even see track marks on the hands and legs as well. Is there even one provider that doesn't do anything in the title heading? I've become extremely frustrated and extremely sad to see this extremely horrible epidemic that has entirely affected all aspects of this industry. Thanks for reading and responding if you'd like. I won't bring this up again because this is not why we're are here, but I just wanted to bring some light to the current situation if some of you were unaware of what's been going on for a while. Please be safe out there because this brings out the worst in people with the way that they conduct their life's.
Saw her twice but several years ago
[QUOTE=ILuvHead;6058639]I've gotten spoiled with regulars for too long and decided to drop them all recently. After adding up what I was really spending on food and clothes and drugs and drug paraphernalia, even with some great discounts it just wasn't worth it. And as close as we got they still used me for as much as they could get. It's just what they are used to and I don't blame them, I blame myself for getting close to them. While it was great to have them spending the night and even staying for weeks at a time, it wasn't worth having to inhale the worst smell in the world, (blues) and going through 10 air freshener cans a day even with a Smoke Buddy. No more Captain Save-A-Hoe for me though. I am back to what this is all about. Just doing the damn thing and getting the fuck out.
As far as this review goes, I called around and there were only a few providers replying on a late Sunday night. I should have just jerked off and went to bed, but what fun would that be? I settle on this useless piece of drug addict shit unfortunately. [URL]https://tucson.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/other/COME-PLAY-WITH-ME/916249955373[/URL] She was easy enough to schedule with and close enough that I accepted the 180 hh price she was asking. She actually said she normally charges 250, but I find it hard to believe that anyone would spend 250 on her and not have written a horrible review about her already. I would have taken my money back, or at least most of it if I had paid that much. It was bad enough leaving my 180 behind for what I got.
[/QUOTE]Back when I was doing this regularly I got on PreP, HIV prevention drugs so could feel safer going bare. I wanted to fuck her liking that ass. Told her I was recently tested neg and on preP and if OK to go bare.
For a little extra we I'd it bare. I have huge balls and she seemed to love the way they pounded against her. It was a good enough time to go back. About 6 months later I went back but had gotten off PreP so I covered up.
I had a har time cumming but she remembered by huge balls. First time was maybe a 7 experience, second time more like a 4.
She is still around, wow.
[QUOTE=JohnDough520;6054975]I saw her a few year back when she was half what she is asking now. Sexy body great curves but now has GPS, which tells me someone or many are spoiling these ladies to believing they have GPS smh.[/QUOTE]I would give her about a 3/10 at best from an experience maybe 10 years ago. Looked heavier than the pics back then. Not bad looking but completely mechanical. Not bragging but hung decently and most of the girls I am with get into the session and mutually satisfying. With her she seemed completely disinterested. No BBBJ. I never went back obviously. It wasn't a rip-off session and it was her in the pics albeit a bit heavier. It just wasn't satisfying and a complete waste of money for my needs, IMO.
Layla: great BBBJ and fuck
[QUOTE=TStrong520;6058429]What can I say? I'm a fan of a great BBBJ. Layla definitely does just that. Went for hhr BBBJ for $. Was worth it as she actually performed for the whole hh and makes sure you don't cum too quickly and made me explode! I almost shot my load up to her roof in her apartment! After the hh BBBJ I was spent! Almost in a daze, she is a small Bbw so keep that in mind. But damn her oral skills are amazing. Highly recommend.
[URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/3180556[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for the post! I've seen Layla a few times about a year ago but then her school schedule got in the way of being able to see her regularly. I decided to give it another try after seeing your post. I love bigger chicks so I find her super cute and she's a lot of fun. Great BBBJ and then she rode me till I came. Takes direction well, I find that I have to tell her what I want to get the best out of her. She might be one of the only drug free (as far as I can tell) SW out here. Apt is always clean and there's never any paraphernalia or other shit around, which has been a big problem with other providers that I've seen.
If you like small bbw / chubby chicks she's great. She also put on the type of lingerie that I asked for which is a huge turn on for me.
Has anyone seen Meli Luv?
Has anyone seen Meli lately? She used to work with Layla but it seems like they had some sort of falling out. I haven't been able to get a hold of her since Sept 2021. If anyone has an updated number or knows what she's up to I would love to see her. Best BBBJ and DT I've ever had.
Anyone seen Heather Meadows?
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