The Rat Trap

My name continues to mentioned on this thread and may I add that it is not in a good way! Good! That means I am doing something correct! The Rat Trap characters and fake useless so called mongers is simply pathetic. Most guys on here have been on this board for many many years. I have mongered all over Florida and in my opinion the Orlando guy's are the worst of the worst. The whining, complaining, crying like girls, and most of all over paying for pussy. The so called senior members here are a joke. Completely useless and old. Reminds me of a big swimming pool full of beautiful turquoise sparkling water. And Chris5 pulls out his dick and takes a long piss in it! LOL! This was an exclusive club here until I came along and told all you bastards to KISS my ass!

So no I don't care to be liked or part of any team here. The over paying is ridiculous. I hear of guy's paying 200 to 300 coins for a session and are kicked out in 20 minutes or less. This is unacceptable to me. MONGERS control this hobby. I refuse to teach you clowns how to negotiate so please stop PM me! I will not respond. I'm not here to share shit! I'm the one on the ground and out in the field doing my thing. I will not give info to lazy fake mongers. You're on your own. You want to spend 300 coins on a rub girl? Be my guest. The trail is full of girl's yet you clowns belittle them. Just the other day I met a nice thick blonde on the trail who after our date she asked politely for some ice cream.

Now normally I would of said no I'm in a rush and goodbye. However it was hot outside. So instead of going to an expensive gas station for ice cream I pulled into a burger king and bought her a 50 cent ice cream cone. The girl was so happy at my gesture that she was almost in tears thanking me for being so kind. She has since texted me repeatedly begging to see me again! The girl's love me! That's something you clowns will NEVER understand. It does not take a lot of cash to make these girl's happy.

Shouts out to my BFF in Daytona. Fine sexy ass Savanna! Also a real quick list of my favorite poster's. That would be Savanna, Stroking Joe and Montes! Short fucking list! By the way dahlia if you're reading this I say to you fuck you AND your pussy!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2587546]My name continues to mentioned on this thread and may I add that it is not in a good way! Good! That means I am doing something correct! The Rat Trap characters and fake useless so called mongers is simply pathetic. Most guys on here have been on this board for many many years. I have mongered all over Florida and in my opinion the Orlando guy's are the worst of the worst. The whining, complaining, crying like girls, and most of all over paying for pussy. The so called senior members here are a joke. Completely useless and old. Reminds me of a big swimming pool full of beautiful turquoise sparkling water. And Chris5 pulls out his dick and takes a long piss in it! LOL! This was an exclusive club here until I came along and told all you bastards to KISS my ass!

So no I don't care to be liked or part of any team here. The over paying is ridiculous. I hear of guy's paying 200 to 300 coins for a session and are kicked out in 20 minutes or less. This is unacceptable to me. MONGERS control this hobby. I refuse to teach you clowns how to negotiate so please stop PM me! I will not respond. I'm not here to share shit! I'm the one on the ground and out in the field doing my thing. I will not give info to lazy fake mongers. You're on your own. You want to spend 300 coins on a rub girl? Be my guest. The trail is full of girl's yet you clowns belittle them. Just the other day I met a nice thick blonde on the trail who after our date she asked politely for some ice cream.

Now normally I would of said no I'm in a rush and goodbye. However it was hot outside. So instead of going to an expensive gas station for ice cream I pulled into a burger king and bought her a 50 cent ice cream cone. The girl was so happy at my gesture that she was almost in tears thanking me for being so kind. She has since texted me repeatedly begging to see me again! The girl's love me! That's something you clowns will NEVER understand. It does not take a lot of cash to make these girl's happy.

Shouts out to my BFF in Daytona. Fine sexy ass Savanna! Also a real quick list of my favorite poster's. That would be Savanna, Stroking Joe and Montes! Short fucking list! By the way dahlia if you're reading this I say to you fuck you AND your pussy!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]They talk about us and what we do- but never say what they do for fun. Not once -not never. Post something about what you do for fun. Post pictures of what you do for fun. Not one time. Not one TIME. Not one fucking time. OMG just one time talk about what you do for fun. Please.

The nice chairs and the fancy curtain rod were included in the 20k?

[QUOTE=Montes2;2587240]You curse because you can't do it. I understand that, I guess that would be my response- if I couldn't do it also. But another way would be to actually try to do what I do. You could build a porch with a Jacuzzi and fireplace and 12' long bed surrounded by mirrors and a pond and a waterfall and pretend you were me. $20,000 later you could post pictures of your build and then go on SDC. And have the nerds in the rat hole look up all the couples we've been with. Then you could drool and curse even more than you do now. I am not Chris 5 and you'd better learn that. My Pm box fills every week and the bike is a Yamaha are-6. Any day Any night Anytime baby. ANYTIME! See ya Camie.[/QUOTE]

As reported before, there is no better place for a good Chicago Dog that Hot Dog Heaven. But, I just have to report, that tube steak at Costco is the best deal in town. Long dog, add catchup, deli mustard, relish and onions, a cup of Mountain Dew and, there you have it, am amazing meal for a buck fifty.

Any other suggestions?

C3.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2587918]As reported before, there is no better place for a good Chicago Dog that Hot Dog Heaven. But, I just have to report, that tube steak at Costco is the best deal in town. Long dog, add catchup, deli mustard, relish and onions, a cup of Mountain Dew and, there you have it, am amazing meal for a buck fifty.

Any other suggestions?

C3.[/QUOTE]To have fun with a hot dog. Go to Lowe's and while your girlfriend is in buying laundry detergent. You sneak a Polish dog and a Fanta grape into your mouth and she'll never know the difference. See.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2586928]I hope you liked my daughters reply to the friend request from the fake facebook account you losers.

Swags.[/QUOTE]You really need to be looking towards the ones closest to you for your answers. I'm sure you get my drift.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

Jumping into the mix.

Breaking up the fight between Jenna and Swagga. I don't know what the beef is about. All I know is this, there are a lot of young girls getting into this game. The young girls ain't doing this bs, this is high school sh*t. Honestly, both of you are goofy. It's like Arnold from different strokes vs Webster. I hope Bill Cosby spanks Jenna and Swagga word up. Slip a mickey in their McDonalds milkshakes. I am out.

[QUOTE=BlackPrince;2587975]Jumping into the mix.

Breaking up the fight between Jenna and Swagga. I don't know what the beef is about. All I know is this, there are a lot of young girls getting into this game. The young girls ain't doing this bs, this is high school sh*t. Honestly, both of you are goofy. It's like Arnold from different strokes vs Webster. I hope Bill Cosby spanks Jenna and Swagga word up. Slip a mickey in their McDonalds milkshakes. I am out.[/QUOTE]Go back into retirement, you have no idea what you're talking about. LMAO. Shit happens, it's in the process of being worked out, but you already know, I let no one attempt to run my name into the mud. We've been thru this before, have we not? I believe you had a different handle then.

[QUOTE=BlackPrince;2587975]Jumping into the mix.

Breaking up the fight between Jenna and Swagga. I don't know what the beef is about. All I know is this, there are a lot of young girls getting into this game. The young girls ain't doing this bs, this is high school sh*t. Honestly, both of you are goofy. It's like Arnold from different strokes vs Webster. I hope Bill Cosby spanks Jenna and Swagga word up. Slip a mickey in their McDonalds milkshakes. I am out.[/QUOTE]I simply couldn't resist.

[QUOTE=BlackPrince;2587975]Jumping into the mix.

Breaking up the fight between Jenna and Swagga. I don't know what the beef is about. All I know is this, there are a lot of young girls getting into this game. The young girls ain't doing this bs, this is high school sh*t. Honestly, both of you are goofy. It's like Arnold from different strokes vs Webster. I hope Bill Cosby spanks Jenna and Swagga word up. Slip a mickey in their McDonalds milkshakes. I am out.[/QUOTE]There's peace in the valley once again, so no need to worry my sweet.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

[QUOTE=Iamaries54;2587350]I was asked for help by my good friend, his hot asian UTR has a bucket list, next on her menu is a 3 some, I as a good friend offered to help, low and behold she wants the third to be at least 9", so I'm a little short. It obvoius there are some real studs in the rat trap so let me know if any of you big boys want to help out a cute little spinner.[/QUOTE]If she is Asian she should be used to the MINI Cooper. Anyone else find themselves in an Asian country without a US condom? Like trying to put on the kid's raincoat.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2587282]Show it. That's all you have to do to get rid of those nerd pussy lips. Camie can't do it. Neither can you. You don't have a Jacuzzi, a double sided fireplace, a superbike- what do you have to show except your gaping mouth as you see and hear about my level of fun. Sorry that all you can do is write words- but not have anything to back them up. Anyday Any night Any time Farm Girl. Anytime.[/QUOTE]YESSSS Good monring! LITTLE MONGER THAT COULD, oh its going to be just a great day. Anytime I get the honor to respond back to you is a great day, soooo.

I saw that wonderful glamour shot of you in front of your home with the primer coated paint job, so I must ask this question. Fuq me, since when did habitat for humanity start putting in double sided fire places?

Shit, how do you qualify for that? Sign me up!!

Oh wait, my tax bracket says and my zip code tell me I do not even remotely qualify.

And since when can you purchase a Rice Machine with an EBT card?. So technically that bike is partially mine our 'ours ' (the good tax payers of the board).

And that fuqn bed / jacuzzi 'poor'ch set up is absolutely classic. How did you get them to build that for you?

And does your out'dork living area come with its own Lionel Richie soundtrack playing over the intercom?

Fuq I think I can hear it now, "Hello, is it me your lookn for?" God I luv that song.
I actually hear Montes singing it now to one of his poor unfortunate victims, "Tell me how to win your heart for I haven't got a clue, so let me start by saying I'm a dooouuche!"

Yes Montes the 80's called and even they don't want your decor back, they said "keep it, please just keep it!

And those high definition pics, WOW, how did you manage to upload pics from your Polaroid? Fuqn genius!!

Oh my, that bed, wow, let's talk about the bed with the ravishing 'take me now I'm all yours' faded brown sheets. And are all these pillows so that the poor soul that 'mistakenly' hooked up with you can bury her face in shame? On top of that, it looks like it has some convenient overhead storage-safe keeping for your most prized possessions.

Member's only jacket.

Acid wash jeans.

Wham's greatest hits cassette tape

And swatch watches.

OOh and couldn't help but notice your post delays, is this from the enter button sticking on your commodore 64 or is that from moderation??

Well, I'll let you go and get back now to some of your 'Hghest forms of fun!

Moussing your hair.

Sculpting those sweet guns of yours compliments of Jazzercize.

Watching Xanadu on Betamax.

Drinking white blush.

And chewing on cinnamon flavored tooth picks.

Take care Montes, oh and please tell Molly Ringwald I said hello.

P mutha f'ing G.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2568448]SDC- What's it all about. One word. Fuuuun. We joined sdc in the late nineties and have had couples over every weekend for years. How does it work. You get some pictures of you and your girl- you write a little bio about yourselves- then fill out a survey. Kinda of like match. Com -for couples. For couples you want to be with- you send them a nudge or some designation that you like them. (my girlfriend does that part). Then sit back and wait for them to nudge you back. Once they indicate they want to be with you, you send a message back with your telephone #. At this point you have to be careful that you haven't ran into a troll. (Kinda like some of the one's on this site). So we always have the females do the phoning. We agree on a meeting place and we usually end up at our place. Which is set up for fuuuun. Well you all know what happens after that![/QUOTE]A superbike. Do you drive a pussy lipped S-10 like Camie- Sorry you can't go on SDC and entertain like I do. What exactly do you do for fun. You never say what your level of entertainment is. Is that because there isn't any. The amount of jealousy pouring thru your posts are so obvious to the entire internet, I'm getting PM 's that over and over indicate you have nothing but envy for my entertainment level compared to yours. Sorry you don't have an 8 ooo dollar Jacuzzi -show us something you got -just one thing, just one fucking THING. Gooday.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2588400]YESSSS Good monring! LITTLE MONGER THAT COULD, oh its going to be just a great day. Anytime I get the honor to respond back to you is a great day, soooo.

I saw that wonderful glamour shot of you in front of your home with the primer coated paint job, so I must ask this question. Fuq me, since when did habitat for humanity start putting in double sided fire places?

Shit, how do you qualify for that? Sign me up!!

Oh wait, my tax bracket says and my zip code tell me I do not even remotely qualify.

And since when can you purchase a Rice Machine with an EBT card?. So technically that bike is partially mine our 'ours ' (the good tax payers of the board).

And that fuqn bed / jacuzzi 'poor'ch set up is absolutely classic. How did you get them to build that for you?

And does your out'dork living area come with its own Lionel Richie soundtrack playing over the intercom?

Fuq I think I can hear it now, "Hello, is it me your lookn for?" God I luv that song.
I actually hear Montes singing it now to one of his poor unfortunate victims, "Tell me how to win your heart for I haven't got a clue, so let me start by saying I'm a dooouuche!"

Yes Montes the 80's called and even they don't want your decor back, they said "keep it, please just keep it!

And those high definition pics, WOW, how did you manage to upload pics from your Polaroid? Fuqn genius!!

Oh my, that bed, wow, let's talk about the bed with the ravishing 'take me now I'm all yours' faded brown sheets. And are all these pillows so that the poor soul that 'mistakenly' hooked up with you can bury her face in shame? On top of that, it looks like it has some convenient overhead storage-safe keeping for your most prized possessions.

Member's only jacket.

Acid wash jeans.

Wham's greatest hits cassette tape

And swatch watches.

OOh and couldn't help but notice your post delays, is this from the enter button sticking on your commodore 64 or is that from moderation??

Well, I'll let you go and get back now to some of your 'Hghest forms of fun!

Moussing your hair.

Sculpting those sweet guns of yours compliments of Jazzercize.

Watching Xanadu on Betamax.

Drinking white blush.

And chewing on cinnamon flavored tooth picks.

Take care Montes, oh and please tell Molly Ringwald I said hello.

P mutha f'ing G.[/QUOTE]I personally have no beef with you. But damn man, you really set yourself up for this.

Classic post, Pharm. This one goes down in USA history.

[QUOTE=Vino7373;2588467]I personally have no beef with you. But damn man, you really set yourself up for this.

Classic post, Pharm. This one goes down in USA history.[/QUOTE]Lack of telling us what he has to show for himself. I'm personally getting tired of the same old mundane rhetoric of him trying to use his miniscule brain to knock someone else's shit when he posts nothing about what he does for fun. It's all getting to be blah, blah, blah. Post something about your adventures, something, ANYTHING. A picture -ANYTHING.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2588327]I call Bullshit. Did you get your supplies from the Scrap trailer at PimpPlaza?

Swags.[/QUOTE]The fireplace, the Jacuzzi, the superbike- just a quick glimpse would suffice or are you like Farm Girl and Camie 3 - nothing.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2588400]YESSSS Good monring! LITTLE MONGER THAT COULD, oh its going to be just a great day. Anytime I get the honor to respond back to you is a great day, soooo.

I saw that wonderful glamour shot of you in front of your home with the primer coated paint job, so I must ask this question. Fuq me, since when did habitat for humanity start putting in double sided fire places?

Shit, how do you qualify for that? Sign me up!!

Oh wait, my tax bracket says and my zip code tell me I do not even remotely qualify.

And since when can you purchase a Rice Machine with an EBT card?. So technically that bike is partially mine our 'ours ' (the good tax payers of the board).

And that fuqn bed / jacuzzi 'poor'ch set up is absolutely classic. How did you get them to build that for you?

And does your out'dork living area come with its own Lionel Richie soundtrack playing over the intercom?

Fuq I think I can hear it now, "Hello, is it me your lookn for?" God I luv that song.
I actually hear Montes singing it now to one of his poor unfortunate victims, "Tell me how to win your heart for I haven't got a clue, so let me start by saying I'm a dooouuche!"

Yes Montes the 80's called and even they don't want your decor back, they said "keep it, please just keep it!

And those high definition pics, WOW, how did you manage to upload pics from your Polaroid? Fuqn genius!!

Oh my, that bed, wow, let's talk about the bed with the ravishing 'take me now I'm all yours' faded brown sheets. And are all these pillows so that the poor soul that 'mistakenly' hooked up with you can bury her face in shame? On top of that, it looks like it has some convenient overhead storage-safe keeping for your most prized possessions.

Member's only jacket.

Acid wash jeans.

Wham's greatest hits cassette tape

And swatch watches.

OOh and couldn't help but notice your post delays, is this from the enter button sticking on your commodore 64 or is that from moderation??

Well, I'll let you go and get back now to some of your 'Hghest forms of fun!

Moussing your hair.

Sculpting those sweet guns of yours compliments of Jazzercize.

Watching Xanadu on Betamax.

Drinking white blush.

And chewing on cinnamon flavored tooth picks.

Take care Montes, oh and please tell Molly Ringwald I said hello.

P mutha f'ing G.[/QUOTE]The brown sheets mask the stains. Fucking nasty!

[QUOTE=Petroff;2587836]The nice chairs and the fancy curtain rod were included in the 20k?[/QUOTE]When cute young couples from SDC come over and get in the hot tube and I'm touching her under the bubbles. I'm 100% sure I'll remember what you said.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2587546]My name continues to mentioned on this thread and may I add that it is not in a good way! Good! That means I am doing something correct! The Rat Trap characters and fake useless so called mongers is simply pathetic. Most guys on here have been on this board for many many years. I have mongered all over Florida and in my opinion the Orlando guy's are the worst of the worst. The whining, complaining, crying like girls, and most of all over paying for pussy. The so called senior members here are a joke. Completely useless and old. Reminds me of a big swimming pool full of beautiful turquoise sparkling water. And Chris5 pulls out his dick and takes a long piss in it! LOL! This was an exclusive club here until I came along and told all you bastards to KISS my ass!

So no I don't care to be liked or part of any team here. The over paying is ridiculous. I hear of guy's paying 200 to 300 coins for a session and are kicked out in 20 minutes or less. This is unacceptable to me. MONGERS control this hobby. I refuse to teach you clowns how to negotiate so please stop PM me! I will not respond. I'm not here to share shit! I'm the one on the ground and out in the field doing my thing. I will not give info to lazy fake mongers. You're on your own. You want to spend 300 coins on a rub girl? Be my guest. The trail is full of girl's yet you clowns belittle them. Just the other day I met a nice thick blonde on the trail who after our date she asked politely for some ice cream.

Now normally I would of said no I'm in a rush and goodbye. However it was hot outside. So instead of going to an expensive gas station for ice cream I pulled into a burger king and bought her a 50 cent ice cream cone. The girl was so happy at my gesture that she was almost in tears thanking me for being so kind. She has since texted me repeatedly begging to see me again! The girl's love me! That's something you clowns will NEVER understand. It does not take a lot of cash to make these girl's happy.

Shouts out to my BFF in Daytona. Fine sexy ass Savanna! Also a real quick list of my favorite poster's. That would be Savanna, Stroking Joe and Montes! Short fucking list! By the way dahlia if you're reading this I say to you fuck you AND your pussy!

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Here's a pic of Chrissy in his Crystal clear pool, looks like you didn't just piss in it bro.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2586951]Been catching up on my reading of this great Forum, and thought I'd give a shout out to some of my favorite players.

[U]Mystical[/U]: Yes, those are her real Ta-Ta's. Only seen her once, but I never forget what is put in my face! And I love how they don't blink when I stare at them! When it's cold outside, she can key someone's car with those nipples! I need to get her over to my place sometime for a "soapy massage" in my playpen. She indicated she would enjoy that!

[U]JennaD[/U]: Thanks for all the photos, videos, and text snapshots. Keep up the good work. I've always thought that those lips of yours would look and feel great wrapped around Yrag Jr. I may just have to find out one day!

[U]Vino[/U]: My old buddy (a fellow Izzy connoisseur) appears to be the only adult in the room. A very wise man, he was sure spot-on with his last post about Chris5. Below are a few of my best Izzy pics, just for you Vino! I know you miss her just as much as I do.

[ATTACH]389466[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]389467[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]389468[/ATTACH].

[U]Chris5[/U]: Well, he's STILL just Chris5. Vino said it best, so no need for me to even address it. It's just too bad Chris5's parents were afflicted with the worst of all STDs - [B][red]CHILDREN[/red][/B]!

[U]Swaganna[/U]:

([I]I was always taught if I didn't have anything nice to say, not to say anything at all.[/I]).

And BTW, I haven't seen Swaganna put up any of her own recent photos against those of JennaD. Swags wouldn't have the balls to post her own March 2015 mugshot, and admit it was her, [B][i]OR WOULD SHE?[/i][/B].

[U]Montes2[/U]: I have to admit that I "do" enjoy reading about your exploits, but I also have to agree with others who have said you try to "push" them on everyone else too much. I have been to Fantasyland I and II in Tampa, so I know what you're talking about and, YES, it IS fun. Reviewing your activities is one thing, but chastising others because they don't partake is quite another. To partake in swinger-like activities, you need to have a willing female participant, and those can be difficult to come by. There are more men "[I]who want to be[/I]" swingers than there are women "[I]who would try[/I]". And Hell, I'd love to screw my neighbor's wife, but I know he has a closet full of guns at his house, and that would be the end of that dream!

[U]Dahlia[/U]: And to my ATF, even though she doesn't [I]post[/I] in the Rat Trap (but I know she [I]reads[/I] it), I believe you have one of my "coupons" that is due to expire. You'll want to make use of it soon. This time we'll skip dinner, and get right to desert. Fifty Shades of Yrag! You've shown me the "benefits" part, so now I'm telling you I think we can be "friends"!

And with me being me, I couldn't end without a final picture.

[ATTACH]389469[/ATTACH]

I'll leave it up to the readers to decide who's who. And is that our Rat Trap popcorn popper overheating in the background, or is that suppose to be an effigy of A2? LOL![/QUOTE]Wow. Seeing the pics of Izzy brings back a lot of good memories. I really miss her and hope she's happy doing other things. Thanks for posting the pics.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2588400]YESSSS Good monring! LITTLE MONGER THAT COULD, oh its going to be just a great day. Anytime I get the honor to respond back to you is a great day, soooo.

I saw that wonderful glamour shot of you in front of your home with the primer coated paint job, so I must ask this question. Fuq me, since when did habitat for humanity start putting in double sided fire places?

Shit, how do you qualify for that? Sign me up!!

Oh wait, my tax bracket says and my zip code tell me I do not even remotely qualify.

And since when can you purchase a Rice Machine with an EBT card?. So technically that bike is partially mine our 'ours ' (the good tax payers of the board).

And that fuqn bed / jacuzzi 'poor'ch set up is absolutely classic. How did you get them to build that for you?

And does your out'dork living area come with its own Lionel Richie soundtrack playing over the intercom?

Fuq I think I can hear it now, "Hello, is it me your lookn for?" God I luv that song.
I actually hear Montes singing it now to one of his poor unfortunate victims, "Tell me how to win your heart for I haven't got a clue, so let me start by saying I'm a dooouuche!"

Yes Montes the 80's called and even they don't want your decor back, they said "keep it, please just keep it!

And those high definition pics, WOW, how did you manage to upload pics from your Polaroid? Fuqn genius!!

Oh my, that bed, wow, let's talk about the bed with the ravishing 'take me now I'm all yours' faded brown sheets. And are all these pillows so that the poor soul that 'mistakenly' hooked up with you can bury her face in shame? On top of that, it looks like it has some convenient overhead storage-safe keeping for your most prized possessions.

Member's only jacket.

Acid wash jeans.

Wham's greatest hits cassette tape

And swatch watches.

OOh and couldn't help but notice your post delays, is this from the enter button sticking on your commodore 64 or is that from moderation??

Well, I'll let you go and get back now to some of your 'Hghest forms of fun!

Moussing your hair.

Sculpting those sweet guns of yours compliments of Jazzercize.

Watching Xanadu on Betamax.

Drinking white blush.

And chewing on cinnamon flavored tooth picks.

Take care Montes, oh and please tell Molly Ringwald I said hello.

P mutha f'ing G.[/QUOTE]This made me laugh so hard. Thank Man.

BG111.

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2588994]This made me laugh so hard. Thank Man.

BG111.[/QUOTE]He's only made about 50 of them and they all sound the same. Real genius at work.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2588725]When cute young couples from SDC come over and get in the hot tube and I'm touching her under the bubbles. I'm 100% sure I'll remember what you said.[/QUOTE]What the fuck is a hot tube? Sounds like warming anal lube to me. Did you mean hot tub? I'm adding one of those to my incall in very soon.

Good Morning! Looking like a good day to hit the beach. Could it be? A Saturday without rain? Seafood for dinner. Looks like it'll be much better than meddling around this joint all day.

Enjoy your weekend everyone. My, my, my, it has been peaceful around here lately. 1 more week until the start of fall semester. (Armpit school, don'cha know?

XOXOXOX.

Jenna.

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2586502]Don't hate, congratulate. I was one of 3 most mentioned BBW's on Twitter yesterday, and all of your promotion got me 3 shoots booked. So your OPINION doesn't mean a damn thing. Now I suggest you go about getting your own life and stop meddling in others. My reviews are REAL, what part of that do you not understand? It's a review from a SENIOR member this time. You sure do call alot of people fake. Guess that is all you see when you look in the mirror. Furthermore, no one here likes you except for Sissy Chrissy, who likes to fuck needle using and pipe hitting junkies, that says alot, doesn't it?

Now, I'm one of the nicest people you will ever know, until you piss me off, and sweetie, you're about to exceed the limits of my bullshit tolerance.

Oh, and for those who are curious, I'm at JeNNaDiVyN3 ! Hey fellas, see that tongue game?? *wink, wink*.[/QUOTE]I saw you for head once. It was pretty terrible. Couldn't make me nut if you blew me for a month straight. Is what it is not trying to diss you so hard but stop talking yourself up so much.

[QUOTE=ThrowAwayToday;2589537]I saw you for head once. It was pretty terrible. Couldn't make me nut if you blew me for a month straight. Is what it is not trying to diss you so hard but stop talking yourself up so much.[/QUOTE]You WISH you had seen me. If you did, you probably smelled or had a little dick, but from your post, it's apparent you have not. My reviews speak for themselves, and none of them say what you're saying. I remember seeing a post that this is not your first or only handle, and furthermore, most of your posts are antagonistic. Now would you please contribute something of value to the forum before coming here to talk shit, or I will have to release my minions.

Sounds like it is time for a good old fashioned BLOWJOB CONTEST!

Don't know if A2 will let you two list the date, time and place here or if you will have to do it in the new classified ads, but looking forward to you two settling this feud once and for all.

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2589862]Sounds like it is time for a good old fashioned BLOWJOB CONTEST!

Don't know if A2 will let you two list the date, time and place here or if you will have to do it in the new classified ads, but looking forward to you two settling this feud once and for all.[/QUOTE]There is no feud.

[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2588739]Here's a pic of Chrissy in his Crystal clear pool, looks like you didn't just piss in it bro.[/QUOTE]So good job.

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2589912]There is no feud.[/QUOTE]So, these multiple acrimonious posts daily are merely your way of conveying affection?

Sounds like it is time to put your mouth where your mouth is.

You wouldn't be afraid of losing, now, would you?

Come on forum members? What do you think? Seems to be the gentlewomanly way to resolve things. And, it would lay to rest some of the aspersions made by naysayers.

Blowjob Contest. Blowjob Contest. Blowjob Contest.

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2589696]You WISH you had seen me. If you did, you probably smelled or had a little dick, but from your post, it's apparent you have not. My reviews speak for themselves, and none of them say what you're saying. I remember seeing a post that this is not your first or only handle, and furthermore, most of your posts are antagonistic. Now would you please contribute something of value to the forum before coming here to talk shit, or I will have to release my minions.[/QUOTE]No I wish I hadn't seen you. In fact the blowjob was so bad that I had to fuck you just to get my nut off which I didn't want to do at all. I showered for a solid 2 hours when I got home. Honestly felt like you should of be paying me for the visit not the other way around.

This is truly the only way to put this one to be done with all the cat fighting. Line them up and drop your shorts boys. Rules? 3 guys each, first one to make all 3 pop wins. Simple enough.

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2590307]So, these multiple acrimonious posts daily are merely your way of conveying affection?

Sounds like it is time to put your mouth where your mouth is.

You wouldn't be afraid of losing, now, would you?

Come on forum members? What do you think? Seems to be the gentlewomanly way to resolve things. And, it would lay to rest some of the aspersions made by naysayers.

Blowjob Contest. Blowjob Contest. Blowjob Contest.[/QUOTE]

I bet she couldn't make me cum either. I tried to see her but she referred me to swaganna who I don't even know or have ever seen before. That's weird shit there. Yea, I would go with a 10 min time limit, that's reasonable, with her doing all she can to get the special sauce flowing. I'll admit when I saw Jersey, I didn't know what to expect and I lost it within 2 min. Joy toy is top notch as well.

Sox man out.

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2590307]So, these multiple acrimonious posts daily are merely your way of conveying affection?

Sounds like it is time to put your mouth where your mouth is.

You wouldn't be afraid of losing, now, would you?

Come on forum members? What do you think? Seems to be the gentlewomanly way to resolve things. And, it would lay to rest some of the aspersions made by naysayers.

Blowjob Contest. Blowjob Contest. Blowjob Contest.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2590307]So, these multiple acrimonious posts daily are merely your way of conveying affection?

Sounds like it is time to put your mouth where your mouth is.

You wouldn't be afraid of losing, now, would you?

Come on forum members? What do you think? Seems to be the gentlewomanly way to resolve things. And, it would lay to rest some of the aspersions made by naysayers.

Blowjob Contest. Blowjob Contest. Blowjob Contest.[/QUOTE]The adult way to resolve things is a phone call and an apology, that is what took place. Savanna has apologized, I have apologized. It's over. You'll need to start paying for your entertainment, or wait for someone else to start some shit. I start classes tomorrow, so to be honest, I don't have time for your little contest.