[QUOTE=MollyDaniels;1909252] Come on Mother Nature! I need 8 inches! [/QUOTE]How about three and a half inches? We don't get that much in Memphis, much less in Los Angeles!
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[QUOTE=MollyDaniels;1909252] Come on Mother Nature! I need 8 inches! [/QUOTE]How about three and a half inches? We don't get that much in Memphis, much less in Los Angeles!
[QUOTE=BigMack;1910311]Bad enough to get played and lied to and wasting a donation and meal to find out you have been misrepresented to. I am capable of dealing with my own private issues without you stepping in to white knight for me.
Just butt out if you would. I am back and looking for a lady to satisfy my needs and no longer needing a GF or willing to look for one. Oonce burned is enough so good intentions aside I can handle my own crises without needing help / BBrother.[/QUOTE]Now you know not to let one bad apple ruin it for all the great providers on here babe. I know we have talked and not ever hooked up but my interest in you are still there. Just wanted you to know that babe.
I spent just a few minutes perusing the butt load of ladies on that site. I think I felt a tear run down my cheek! Un-freaking believable! That is what heaven would be like.
-BigBird69.
P.S. Butt load is an actual unit of measure, but not really applicable here except to illustrate a point.
[QUOTE=Admin2;1909698]In your face chicken legs!
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US $48.00 for an hour. Coulda gone MPOP if I could go MPOP in an hour.
I'm going back tomorrow for one of the other chicks there;
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Don't hate the game Bird, hate your life LOL.
I get such a kick out of the guys that call me a looser that lives in his moms basement.
A2.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Glockman;1910343]How about three and a half inches? We don't get that much in Memphis, much less in Los Angeles![/QUOTE]Who is the hottie on top in that picture? Would love to be the guy underneath. LOL.
[QUOTE=BigBird69;1910371]I spent just a few minutes perusing the butt load of ladies on that site. I think I felt a tear run down my cheek! Un-freaking believable! That is what heaven would be like.
-BigBird69.
P.S. Butt load is an actual unit of measure, but not really applicable here except to illustrate a point.[/QUOTE]As you no doubt know, 10 buttloads = one metric fuckton.
Alaska Tom
There is an exact unit of volume called the Butt. See Webster's dictionary: Butt: a measure of liquid capacity equal to 126 gallons or two hogs heads. From another dictionary: An English butt is 2 hogshead of 54 imperial gallons each or 129.7 US gallons (I.e., a UK butt is apparently slightly bigger than a US one). A Spanish butt is based on a wine cask and is equivalent to 140 US gallons or 116.6 UK gallons (I.e., a Spanish butt is bigger still).
So next time someone says they have a "butt load" of stuff, just remember, that is about two 55-gallon barrels worth of stuff.
To recap... 1 butt equals:
[LIST]2 hogsheads (this is probably the easiest to remember for social occasions).[/LIST][LIST]476.961 liters.[/LIST][LIST]126 gallons.[/LIST][LIST]104.917 UK gallons.[/LIST][LIST]13.5347 bushels.[/LIST][LIST]0.131592 cords.[/LIST][LIST]11.6574 firkins.[/LIST][LIST]4032 gills.[/LIST][LIST]21504 ponys.[/LIST][LIST]4032 noggins.[/LIST][LIST]1008 pints.[/LIST][LIST]96768 teaspoons.[/LIST][LIST]12.0308 ephahs.[/LIST][LIST]1.58987 x107 drops.[/LIST][LIST]10752 jiggers.[/LIST][LIST]16128 shots.[/LIST][LIST]629.504 wine bottles.[/LIST][LIST]630 fifths.[/LIST]
And the punchline... One microbutt = 0.0968 teaspoons.
[I]Thanks to http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_metric_equivalent_of_a_butt_load#slide17[/I]
So, the question is, how many times must a babe get laid to wind up with a buttload of cumshots?
Cheech.
[QUOTE=Obx13;1910411]Who is the hottie on top in that picture? Would love to be the guy underneath. LOL.[/QUOTE]That's Jillian Foxxx on top of me showing me how she does cow girl in her porn movies. And yes the view from underneath was fantasic.
That's a disturbing thought.
And now I have a whole bunch or porno titles running through my head for it . [i]A Butt Load in the Butt[/i] was the first to pop in my head.
-BB69.
[QUOTE=Cheech1;1910582]So, the question is, how many times must a babe get laid to wind up with a buttload of cumshots?
Cheech.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BigBird69;1910605]That's a disturbing thought.
And now I have a whole bunch or porno titles running through my head for it . [i]A Butt Load in the Butt[/i] was the first to pop in my head.
-BB69.[/QUOTE]Porn films back in the 80's seemed to do a lot of movie title takeoffs--Star ******; the Good, the Bad and the Horny; and many more.
Speaking of butts how about Butt for the Grace of God. The Bad News Butts. Voyage to the Bottom of the Butt...
[QUOTE=Cheech1;1910582]So, the question is, how many times must a babe get laid to wind up with a buttload of cumshots?
Cheech.[/QUOTE]Well I think you would have to meausure the normal amount of cum that is shot out times that weight per pound and times that amount per pound given each cum shot is meausured accurately.
What is up with all of the Escort Classified Ads without pics lately? That is very frustrating. How hard is it with today's technology to put a damn pic in your ad??
[QUOTE=DrKennethW;1911373]What is up with all of the Escort Classified Ads without pics lately? That is very frustrating. How hard is it with today's technology to put a damn pic in your ad??[/QUOTE]It's impossible.
After watching OSU kick Penn State by a butt load (with leather not cum! I'd thought I'd check out USA be-4 retiring, now had to read this! It's sick but also freaking funny as hell! Leave it to you Jessie to cum up with this equation. Will you be getting a postal scale to validate this? I can just imagine you shaking the "fuck" out of each condom and spitting out CIM into a beaker to be weighed. Of course you will have to weight your findings with the amount inadvertantly spilled into the equation. All the while wearing a mask, gloves, glasses and a culdrum of test tubes perculating in the backround! Our new found Miss Nuttie professor just in time for Halloween! What boy toy is she conjuring up or will it be an endless squirting play toy? LOL!
WM.
[QUOTE=SilkyWetness;1911344]Well I think you would have to meausure the normal amount of cum that is shot out times that weight per pound and times that amount per pound given each cum shot is meausured accurately.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=WingmanTodd;1911804]After watching OSU kick Penn State by a butt load (with leather not cum! I'd thought I'd check out USA be-4 retiring, now had to read this! It's sick but also freaking funny as hell! Leave it to you Jessie to cum up with this equation. Will you be getting a postal scale to validate this? I can just imagine you shaking the "fuck" out of each condom and spitting out CIM into a beaker to be weighed. Of course you will have to weight your findings with the amount inadvertantly spilled into the equation. All the while wearing a mask, gloves, glasses and a culdrum of test tubes perculating in the backround! Our new found Miss Nuttie professor just in time for Halloween! What boy toy is she conjuring up or will it be an endless squirting play toy? LOL!
WM.[/QUOTE]Thanks WM. Now I've got a mental image of Silk wearing just a short white lab coat, with sexy glasses on, and holding a beaker and test tube. Winking.
It's a vivid, and not at all unpleasant image.