Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bcj1955;1890203]Guys. DS and RO and CR108 are all owned by the same individuals. There is internal jealousy in all three and those who secure the larger tips are often out the door when others complain. You may also notice the black Crown VICs, chargers across the street from all three at night. Be careful friends![/QUOTE]I'm done with all of them. Unless I hear reports of spinners under 50 providing a skill sensual massage, there is no point in going or writing about them. Seriously, take a good look at that woman next time. I really don't think there is one under 50. Certainly no spinners. There is nothing worse than a baby oil HJ from a 60 year old with a pooch gut.

I take it larger tips mean they are providing extras and taking away business from the others? Believe me every one of them WANTS to give you a HE. Getting you to blow your load is no big deal to them. If they don't do this its because they are afraid of getting caught or busted. If you are a repulsive old fat guy, that is not nearly enough deterrent that the threat of getting fired or busted.

Nearly all of them are very nice to me. Most of the time there is no problem in getting a HE at most spas. Its just how much fun is it? No very. I see this old Chinese granny, she's poured oil on my cock and its off to the races. After the first squirt, its sore and unfulfilled. Big waste of time. Rather have a nice BBBJCIM where you get a really nice release and when its over it feels good all over down there, not all oily, sore, and itchy.

Tried to have a nice dream about Abbie today, no such luck. Had a dream of NM. Dream turned into a nightmare. While in dream, old woman at counter. I asked if she was the one I would have. She sd yes. I sd no thank you. She offered another girl. Younger (40ish) came in. Thin body, long hair. Not Bad. Okay, move forward. Massage with light tease of guys, and while massaging my back she sneazes. Moisture hit all down my back. Disfuckingusting! No apology, just wipes and keeps going. On flip, settle on. 4. Okay release and afterwards she passes gas. WTF! I was ready to go immediately. She gets done and I am rushing to get dressed to get out! When she leave room, she passes gas continuously as she walks down hall. I WAS DONE! No hug, I didn't want to see or touch her. All I could think of was this filthy woman and that this was not worth my time or money. When I left, my legs felt sore. She must have dug nails in as she tried a deep tissue massage on legs. First time every that I left a massage feeling sore and disgusted. WILL NOT RETURN! Woke up from dream and took shower! Good luck fellas!

[QUOTE=Punisher2323;1890079]Thanks for the advise. I will continue to check things out. Have you called the second number before? The 262 one?[/QUOTE]I have not, but if you read through this site you will see that some much trusted senior members have. Search is your friend.

[QUOTE=Punisher2323;1890079]Thanks for the advise. I will continue to check things out. Have you called the second number before? The 262 one?[/QUOTE]Also, remember that sometimes the pics are representative, not actual.

[QUOTE=StevinYoas;1890492]Tried to have a nice dream about Abbie today, no such luck. Had a dream of NM. Dream turned into a nightmare. While in dream, old woman at counter. I asked if she was the one I would have. She sd yes. I sd no thank you. She offered another girl. Younger (40ish) came in. Thin body, long hair. Not Bad. Okay, move forward. Massage with light tease of guys, and while massaging my back she sneazes. Moisture hit all down my back. Disfuckingusting! No apology, just wipes and keeps going. On flip, settle on. 4. Okay release and afterwards she passes gas. WTF! I was ready to go immediately. She gets done and I am rushing to get dressed to get out! When she leave room, she passes gas continuously as she walks down hall. I WAS DONE! No hug, I didn't want to see or touch her. All I could think of was this filthy woman and that this was not worth my time or money. When I left, my legs felt sore. She must have dug nails in as she tried a deep tissue massage on legs. First time every that I left a massage feeling sore and disgusted. WILL NOT RETURN! Woke up from dream and took shower! Good luck fellas![/QUOTE]I thought this one might have potential. I've been sneezed on before as well. Also had them hack up some hockers. Had some pass gas but only after a long session of anal. Sometime the thin walls at a cheap spa, you can hear a provider or customer take a dump in the bathroom nearby. Recently while laying on the table I could actually hear the hissing of the pissing from my provider.

Been the first customer of the day before at larger spas. I was able to watch the girls as they were getting dressed for the day. They lived on mattresses on the floor. Since they were all size zero they all shared the same wardrobe and had a movie star like dressing room stock with all kinds of makeup and mirrors. I looked like a beauty parlor.

Anyway, what I'd really like to never hear again is the damn doorbell. When I'm in the room, I want to feel like the only man in the world.

[QUOTE=GapCaulker; 1888595]Does anybody know if the Healthy Sexy Mom up in PW is still working? I have texted her a few times in the last couple of weeks with no response. Wondering if she is just out of town or out of the biz.

Thanks,

GC[/QUOTE]Saw her at her in-call in Port Washington. She answered her e-mail promptly and sent me her digits. Easy to schedule. She has a nice studio next to a Laundry Mat. She has a nice smaller room in the back. Professional table, clean sheets, music of choice. She is a very nice person, sweet and down-to-earth. She is a very interesting lady, has done a-lot and been through even more. Unfortunately, I looked at the site she refers you to and you see her, as she was, maybe 15-20 years ago. The last few years have not been kind to her. She is overweight, not at all attractive. She has a big pouch and her trunk nearly touches the floor when she walks. She does have decent chest though. Started off completely naked on my back. Gave me a nice massage. Just wasn't very sensual. She kept her clothes on. Spandex pants and halter top. Just wasn't doing it for me. On the flip, more soft massage. With about 15 minutes of my hour remaining she whispered in my ear,"do you want something else massaged"? What do you think I drove 45 minutes for. Yes. Got the release I was looking for. .8 plus. 2 tip was the damage. Just not the experience I was looking for. It was not a total loss though. It seems that Laura has the secret for enhancing the length of your stick. She says on average 1- 1. 5 inches. I'm happy but who can't use the extra inch, am I right! Been doing the exercises for a week, she says it takes a year. I'll keep everyone posted.

[QUOTE=BadAz Mofo;1888247]I'm sure she did. I don't remember many of them being very glowing so my guess is she somehow learned they were out there and asked to have them deleted.[/QUOTE]Hmmm. I thought the guys here were giving her high marks.

Some info to share but it's not much. Dreamed I went to "Health Massage" which is formerly Beijing, Highway 100 near National. 2 girls there wearing outfits like scrubs. Bad sign. Place looks exactly the same as before. I was the only one there. I asked the girl in front about table shower but she shook her head and said just tunia. Don't know if the old Beijing table is still there. The less attractive girl was my masseuse. She tells me to drape. Of course I accidentally didn't and she covered me up when she returned. Massage was very hard and intense, I had to ask her to back off my knees (have knee problems) so she wouldn't hurt me. I rubbed her leg a couple of times. She didn't pull away quickly, so I had hope. The towel drifted down a little. Then the other girl opened the door and said something in Chinese, and the towel went back up. She went to get hot towels toward the end and left the door ajar. I asked her to close it and she nodded but didn't close it all the way. It ended with a whimper not a. Disappointing. Gave her a tenner for the effort, massage was $54 (ten percent grand opening discount hurray.) Big deal about giving me a buy 10 get (almost) nothing free card, don't know to what extent returning with that card might help. I'm sure handy would eventually be available but I don't have the patience to pursue it. On first visit it was 100% aboveboard (but at old Beijing I never failed.)

In the last 2 years, I've visited all of the strip-mall 'Foot Spas' in our area. I've found the best you will ever get (and I mean [I]ever[/I]) is the opportunity for discreet self-service with a permissive therapist. Even then, you first have to build an honest rapport on a personal level. Have making a new friend your first goal. You'll eventually get a legit massage with the personal space to be liberal with your own body. As a final thought, I've visited at least 10 of these girls for a legit massage. After politely hinting around, only 2 were completely open to what I describe above. Coincidentally or not, both of these ladies have since been relocated out of our area.

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl;1894310]In the last 2 years, I've visited all of the strip-mall 'Foot Spas' in our area. I've found the best you will ever get (and I mean [I]ever[/I]) is the opportunity for discreet self-service with a permissive therapist. Even then, you first have to build an honest rapport on a personal level. Have making a new friend your first goal. You'll eventually get a legit massage with the personal space to be liberal with your own body. As a final thought, I've visited at least 10 of these girls for a legit massage. After politely hinting around, only 2 were completely open to what I describe above. Coincidentally or not, both of these ladies have since been relocated out of our area.[/QUOTE]Thank you. Good recap on the Foot Spa. We've got a small handful. Couple on Hwy 100, a couple on 27th and one on Ryan you will probably get a HJ if you don't spook or offend the attendant. I got lucky and received some head at a nail spa a few times but under horrible conditions. Wish we had some of those cute trantra CMTs. What happened to the gal in West Bend who was hot on the board a couple of months ago? They all come and go. Few last more than a few months unless they are old and fat, doing just enough business. The hot ones just get overwhelmed and burned out.

Yeah, that's absolutely right, Owl. Things were different a few years back but right now the advice is to skip any strip mall place or business park place that advertises on craigslist or backpage under therapeutic. I'm not into paying for a massage followed by jacking myself off but that's the best you can hope for, really. If you want FBSM go to a private apartment / hotel provider who is known and well reviewed.

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl;1894310]In the last 2 years, I've visited all of the strip-mall 'Foot Spas' in our area. I've found the best you will ever get (and I mean [I]ever[/I]) is the opportunity for discreet self-service with a permissive therapist. Even then, you first have to build an honest rapport on a personal level. Have making a new friend your first goal. You'll eventually get a legit massage with the personal space to be liberal with your own body. As a final thought, I've visited at least 10 of these girls for a legit massage. After politely hinting around, only 2 were completely open to what I describe above. Coincidentally or not, both of these ladies have since been relocated out of our area.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1894328]Thank you. Good recap on the Foot Spa. We've got a small handful. Couple on Hwy 100, a couple on 27th and one on Ryan you will probably get a HJ if you don't spook or offend the attendant. I got lucky and received some head at a nail spa a few times but under horrible conditions. Wish we had some of those cute trantra CMTs. What happened to the gal in West Bend who was hot on the board a couple of months ago? They all come and go. Few last more than a few months unless they are old and fat, doing just enough business. The hot ones just get overwhelmed and burned out.[/QUOTE]Leftly, the West Bend gal is still working. She is good, so I do not think she needed to post anymore. I am sure guys keep coming back.

Was a * to find the place, behind an office building only a few highly visible places to park. In a truckstop area. What the hell rainy day, areas dry give it a hit. She was very good at massage, moved my hand away twice on a brush. 6 hr she asked if I wanted extra .4 tried for 3 settlled on .4. Was very good left content. First time there. Will return if dry spell for providers continues. Baby oil was the only thing that sucked she did not. Only he. Tried.

[QUOTE=Slither;1894468]Was a * to find the place, behind an office building only a few highly visible places to park. In a truckstop area. What the hell rainy day, areas dry give it a hit. She was very good at massage, moved my hand away twice on a brush. 6 hr she asked if I wanted extra .4 tried for 3 settlled on .4. Was very good left content. First time there. Will return if dry spell for providers continues. Baby oil was the only thing that sucked she did not. Only he. Tried.[/QUOTE]Sorry but who are you talking about?

I recently saw an ad for a girl named Cali on BP and was thinking of going there. I was just wondering if you could give me some insight as to what I can expect. How much, good finish? Ok location? What does she look like? Anything you can offer that would help me decide between the oopsie daisy place or a different girl, Harley. I've seen reviews for Harley and she seems good too so any info would be great.

Thanks