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Com on man, B, B U-R slipping. I do not see U wasting your time with this trash. My dick would not wake up on this shit.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1464001]This beat-up piece of pimp flesh has an MOB (Money Over Bi*ches) tattoo on her back, put there by a ghetto thug who obviously has no trouble finding stupid chickenheads willing to be labeled as property. This one makes the girls who call themselves "snow bunny" seem like self-respecting geniuses.

Who the hell is going to pay full price for a cum-hole that's been inked up so her owner can read his own philosophy while he's banging her from behind like a dehumanized meat puppet? What goes through her mind as she's facing the wall, taking her nightly pounding from her thug and his crew, while they're probably rapping "my mind on my money and my money on my mind?"

I bet she's convinced they care about her, as she turns over all the money, getting some takeout food, a pack of cigs, a few joints, and the odd trip to Ross for a new tacky outfit, in exchange.

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Caught up with Shannon before she left town, she could have stayed in a better hotel. There are some good reviews in this board and the Other site, and I would agree. She looks just like in the picture, about 5', not a spinner, but well distributed. Took the hh with an island upgrade (this is probably the most reasonable upgrade around town) , well worth it. Tried diff positions and finished in greek. She will be back in about a month and will repeat.

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[QUOTE=A John;1464071]Com on man, B, B U-R slipping. I do not see U wasting your time with this trash. My dick would not wake up on this shit.[/QUOTE]For crying out loud, I hope you don't think I went to see her. I was just venting my disgust after seeing the pic of her backside.

Thank god my friend! I though maybe the old gear box was sliping. LOL.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster;1464649]For crying out loud, I hope you don't think I went to see her. I was just venting my disgust after seeing the pic of her backside.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster;1464649]For crying out loud, I hope you don't think I went to see her. I was just venting my disgust after seeing the pic of her backside.[/QUOTE]LOL.

I'm glad you clarified.

DI

All it says is MOB. It might stand for "Move over Baby." Or "Making Our Breakfast."

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1464001]This beat-up piece of pimp flesh has an MOB (Money Over Bi*ches) tattoo on her back, put there by a ghetto thug who obviously has no trouble finding stupid chickenheads willing to be labeled as property. This one makes the girls who call themselves "snow bunny" seem like self-respecting geniuses.

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Pics are real, although maybe a few pounds ago. She's a sweet, friendly girl. Easy two call to a hotel on Rte 50. Some pleasantries, then to business. CBJ, then mish. All safe / covered. No rush. Overall a pleasant experience, will probably repeat. Especially when in need of a quicky.

-PN

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Used this agency before, cheap rates but location not ideal, and it's usually hit or miss.

However, they do use real pics and this time they look too good to ignore.

Quick visit w andrea from Colombia and very glad I made the trip. She doesn't speak much english but she's got a very friendly attitude. I would repeat but knowing this agency, who knows how long she'll be around.

She looks cute. Type of girl I like with some cushion. =)

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(619) 761-6331.

Pics are real, although maybe a few pounds ago. She's a sweet, friendly girl. Easy two call to a hotel on Rte 50. Some pleasantries, then to business. CBJ, then mish. All safe / covered. No rush. Overall a pleasant experience, will probably repeat. Especially when in need of a quicky.

-PN[/QUOTE]

I was going to accept this black ops mission this weekend and I'm glad to hear you've accepted the mission and returned with valuable intel. I'll report my own intel when the mission has been completed on this operative. And like others have mentioned, the conflict area is extremely hostile so I'll be on the look out for bogies and other enemy agents.

Be safe and watch your 6.

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Used this agency before, cheap rates but location not ideal, and it's usually hit or miss.

However, they do use real pics and this time they look too good to ignore.

Quick visit w andrea from Colombia and very glad I made the trip. She doesn't speak much english but she's got a very friendly attitude. I would repeat but knowing this agency, who knows how long she'll be around.[/QUOTE]

Sometimes I have the taste for a plump girl because they normally put out above and beyond. At any rate this girl is not the girl in the picture. I should have run then. Then she tried to give me a hygiene lecture. My hygiene is impeccable she is just nuts. Lame CBJ. She sux. Just stay away.

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I reported on my unpleasant experience with her last year. She has a variety of oThER bad reviews as well. Recommendation is "continue to avoid" this pimped trash.

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It's funny how she's not "Brazilian" anymore.

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Used this agency before, cheap rates but location not ideal, and it's usually hit or miss.

However, they do use real pics and this time they look too good to ignore.

Quick visit w andrea from Colombia and very glad I made the trip. She doesn't speak much english but she's got a very friendly attitude. I would repeat but knowing this agency, who knows how long she'll be around.[/QUOTE]The agencies just say whatever country sounds exotic, although I'd think a Costa Rica Tica implies a hotter girl than a Columbian. Agency is definitely hit or miss, and location ranges from bad to iffy, but it's good for the quick hit.

[QUOTE=Atoosa; 1466513]Sometimes I have the taste for a plump girl because they normally put out above and beyond. At any rate this girl is not the girl in the picture. I should have run then. Then she tried to give me a hygiene lecture. My hygiene is impeccable she is just nuts. Lame CBJ. She sux. Just stay away.

[url]http://fredericksburg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/im-a-georgeous-chocolate-drop-waiting-just-for-you-29/7429942[/url][/QUOTE]Ha ha. Another "germaphobe"? Black providers are just crazy with that. So you fuck 4+ guys throughout the day, but you're worried about MY hygiene????

Met with Lorena for a so-so session.

Lorena is an attractive Colombiana in her mid-20s. She is a tanned, well-toned, but petite (5'1"?) cutie. She has that classic coke-bottle shape and her pics are accurate, which I found suprising with these latina escort / massage hybrids popping up around here. You usually don't know what you're getting-bait and switch though usually the switch is decent enough for you to stay.

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The apartments they were in were in a safe part of town. She works with another girl-the other bedroom was set up the same way as ours.

Rough going at first. Lorena speaks basically no English, didn't even try. So immediately there was little to no rapport. Just a lot of hand gesturing. If you speak spanish, it will go a long way with her. Luckilly, my spanish is just good enough to do that; she opened up a little after the session was over, maybe smiling once. All in all, an ok session. She is VERY tight, and maneuvering to get in was a challenge. You'll get what you want, but she was kinda going through the motions. Lorena is very nice to look at. Perfomance-wise she was just ok-nothing to write home about.