Massage Parlor Reports

Some times a good L1 is just what you need, I always expect them to suddenly "forget" to give you the change, hence if the service is 60, I won't pop out a bengi and pray. Anyway, I was always under the impression Royal was a no fun zone. Might have to try it some day. Thanks.

[QUOTE=JohnnyD12;7071075]Had an opportunity to cross one off the Dempster list and checked out Royal after calling ahead and confirming immediate availability. Mia greeted me, got me settled for 45 minutes. Asked for 45 minutes and paid with a benny for a $60 quote. No change which I'll get to later LOL. Didn't say (or was asked) if it was my first time but put out all normal vibes which resulted in a better than expected massage. On the flip was clear about L1 which is my game and she started with a really nice sensual pelvic massage that got me right and ready. Through finish and cleanup which is always a nice touch. Upon exiting Mia asked for more tip and I confirmed the no change from earlier. She asked for another 2 which I wasn't about to short. Will try again or will hit up Cozy something right nearby.[/QUOTE]

Went to Relax yesterday morning, I saw Niko (I think) she heavily used a translator app. Table Shower was the best I've ever had, gave her $$ up front, dress came off and she joined me on the table. The whole experience was amazing but don't count on much of a massage.

Foot spa on Oakton and W massage on Dempster post posting similar ads and both respond with same text response that give Zero indication of non professional offerings. Both numbers both end similarly too. Smells of pork, but if anyone wants to be the first to check it out let us know how it goes.

Also Sunny on dempster is quick in and out $ old fashioned handy dandy.

Howard / Dodge closes with a sign telling us to take our business to Sherman spa.

At first it was ok / comparable.

Two out of the last three visits, they would only let me book 30 min when I requested 60 min, said they didn't have enough people working. The last visit they took money for 60 min visit, but ended it at 45 min.

For all three visits, the didn't even provide a mediocre level massage.

This area needs another massage spot!

Stay Safe,

CR.

[QUOTE=DMain84;7076520]Foot spa on Oakton and W massage on Dempster post posting similar ads and both respond with same text response that give Zero indication of non professional offerings. Both numbers both end similarly too. Smells of pork, but if anyone wants to be the first to check it out let us know how it goes.

Also Sunny on dempster is quick in and out $ old fashioned handy dandy.[/QUOTE]Can confirm W has at least L1 service available.

[QUOTE=JohnnyD12;7083332]Can confirm W has at least L1 service available.[/QUOTE]How she look?

Was in the area running some errands and decided to stop in. Met Sophia, nice petite Asian with a friendly attitude. English is not her 1st language but used translator to communicate so that helped. Her Massage was nice and slow and relaxing, just what I needed. I Left very happy at the end and enjoyed her sweet personality. I'll definitely be back again since she said she's here until the end of the month. Enjoy guys.

[QUOTE=Goofy89;7083632]How she look?[/QUOTE]It's been a bit since I was there but I remember a 30's little spinner who was bubbly and fun to be with. Can't recall a name.

Drove by the spa. It is a very rough area. Felt very unsafe. Drove away.

[QUOTE=SmileySam;7088932]Drove by the spa. It is a very rough area. Felt very unsafe. Drove away.[/QUOTE]Take the train next time, it's next to a very busy transit terminal and has tons of security nearby, great place to visit using CTA and completely safe from my experience.

[QUOTE=GoldKnight;7090368]Take the train next time, it's next to a very busy transit terminal and has tons of security nearby, great place to visit using CTA and completely safe from my experience.[/QUOTE]There were several groups of black men hanging out on Howard near the spa. Not sure it is for drug deals or what. Just letting folks know the type of area. You definitely don't want to park there.

[QUOTE=SmileySam;7090721]There were several groups of black men hanging out on Howard near the spa. Not sure it is for drug deals or what. Just letting folks know the type of area. You definitely don't want to park there.[/QUOTE]Those folks like to congregate on the corner but I've never been bothered by them, they're just hanging out. There's Park and rides along the Purple and Yellow lines that are about a 10 min train ride away from Relax or you can park at the nearby Jewel Osco and walk over if you don't want to take the train. I would definitely recommend it because they offer great service there with an all inclusive rate and some friendly and sexy masseuses.

[QUOTE=DeeDee86;7063692]2 up front.[/QUOTE]What do you mean "up front"? In my experience, being "kind" up front means you just get hit up again later / don't get much value. PM me if you like.

[QUOTE=GoldKnight;7090894]...you can park at the nearby Jewel Osco and walk over if you don't want to take the train. I would definitely recommend it because they offer great service there with an all inclusive rate and some friendly and sexy masseuses.[/QUOTE]GK has the right idea. The parking lot is safe and has high visibility. Do yourself a favor and give it another go.

Speaking of which, the last time I went, I drew either Emmy or Amy who was super short with natural Cs (with a slight belly and an unremarkable face). And when I say short, I mean painfully short. My neck and jaw got sore from trying to reciprocate during a blowie. Her table shower skills were weaker than average for Relax, but still a pretty good time overall.

[QUOTE=Skeever;7096489]GK has the right idea. The parking lot is safe and has high visibility. Do yourself a favor and give it another go.

Speaking of which, the last time I went, I drew either Emmy or Amy who was super short with natural Cs (with a slight belly and an unremarkable face). And when I say short, I mean painfully short. My neck and jaw got sore from trying to reciprocate during a blowie. Her table shower skills were weaker than average for Relax, but still a pretty good time overall.[/QUOTE]The parking lot is a fail safe. Walk directly to Howard. The north side -and act like you've been there but don't be cocky (look at your phone of something). The riff-raff don't hang out in front of the shop. Or. Take the el. It's busier, there is a cop presence more than not these days.