Massage Parlor Reports

Guys, I am doing some research as I am coming in town tomorrow. We are actually starting in San Diego and working our way all the way to San Fran or maybe even the redwoods by the end of the week. Should we hit a hot spot of fun I think we will remain there for the rest of our trip.

So I am just wanting to ask, PM is fine and I am happy to trade info of course, but what are the sure things in San Diego and where would you spend the week in Cali if you had some disposable income and a mind to get laid.

Thanks in advance!

Hey guys, new user and new into the hobby. When I decided to try my first AMP I looked around this forum and got a good recommendation and followed up on it tonight. I wanted to sstart my membership with an actual contribution instead of just mooching for info, so here goes.

Checked out WH Massage tonight (idk if I'm supposed to use names of these places or not) and had a pretty good first experience. Asian named Heidi let me in and took me to the back. She was short but stacked and I liked her look, so I was happy to learn that she'd be the one servicing me. She was immediately very nice and flirty, but I assumed it was an act. I'm pretty tall, and she kept making jokes about my height. She actually stayed in the room while I undressed, as she said she wanted to watch me. She asked to touch my unit and began stroking it. At this point I'm nervous because I didn't expect things to move so fast (that sounds really gay LOL) but I was afraid she was setting me up for some cop entrapment or something. Anyway, massage was .60 for an hour.

She began massaging me while talking to me and calling me "husband" in Chinese. The massage was pretty sub par, but she seemed to really be enjoying herself. Total GFE before we even got to that point. As I'm lying on my stomach she began to rum between my legs and touching my piece. I finally turned over and she began to stroke it. At this point she asked me how much I would pay if I wanted everything. We negotiated for a bit and settled on $.50 (she charged me more for the size of my unit, which was unfair but I was already so turned on that I woulda paid anything). HJ BJ FS. She called me husband in Chinese the entire time, which was pretty sexy. She got on top of me and rode me pretty nicely. She really seemed to enjoy herself. When I told her I was about to finish she begged me not to (I of course did anyway because, well, thats what I paid for). She was sexy. Stacked. Older (probably in her 40s). She never rushed me. It was a pretty welcoming experience. I actually left the place feeling like she liked me, which made the entire experience better, even if it was totally an act. I'll definitely consider going back.

I'd highly recommend yall paying Heidi a visit if you're into Asians with big tits.

[QUOTE=Mondo72; 1712967]

[QUOTE=AsianGuyInla; 1711430]Let me know if you want reviews to any place and just send me the MP name and location.

I'll PM you the reviews or whatever you want.

Hey asian thanks for the offer. Question, I've never had a RM membership. Can you give us a heads up how it works and if it's worth the time and money?

Mondo[/QUOTE]Long story short, it's worth it if you want something pretty quick and don't have the time to research or TOFTT. However, the results are VERY YMMV. I've gone to places where the ladies are supposedly super hot and / or young only to be disappointed. I think RM is mostly for want to-be mongers or older guys.

I'm asian so I always hear about how the places I go to on RM are usually for non-asians and how weird it is that I'm in there.

Because I speak the language and am nice, I usually get the goodies.

That being said, I really wish I knew how to read Chinese so I could check out the ads in the Chinese newspapers.

It's a quick fix, but it's expensive. Ideally, I can find someone to split the cost with me in Los Angeles.

Dark,

You mentioned,"We", three times in your post and are posting on the Massage Parlor board which usually is a one-on-one experience.

Are there two of you? Are you a couple, or a couple of guys wanting to double team a provider? Not quite sure what kind of things you are looking for.

Dirty

[QUOTE=Dark Traveler; 1713260]Guys, I am doing some research as I am coming in town tomorrow. We are actually starting in San Diego and working our way all the way to San Fran or maybe even the redwoods by the end of the week. Should we hit a hot spot of fun I think we will remain there for the rest of our trip.

So I am just wanting to ask, PM is fine and I am happy to trade info of course, but what are the sure things in San Diego and where would you spend the week in Cali if you had some disposable income and a mind to get laid.

Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]

LOL no double teaming in this duo. Just a couple of guys who prefer to individually get there rocks off.

[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy; 1713556]Dark,

You mentioned,"We", three times in your post and are posting on the Massage Parlor board which usually is a one-on-one experience.

Are there two of you? Are you a couple, or a couple of guys wanting to double team a provider? Not quite sure what kind of things you are looking for.

Dirty[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bigtlf89; 1713387]Hey guys, new user and new into the hobby. When I decided to try my first AMP I looked around this forum and got a good recommendation and followed up on it tonight. I wanted to sstart my membership with an actual contribution instead of just mooching for info, so here goes.

Checked out WH Massage tonight (idk if I'm supposed to use names of these places or not) and had a pretty good first experience. Asian named Heidi let me in and took me to the back. She was short but stacked and I liked her look, so I was happy to learn that she'd be the one servicing me. She was immediately very nice and flirty, but I assumed it was an act. I'm pretty tall, and she kept making jokes about my height. She actually stayed in the room while I undressed, as she said she wanted to watch me. She asked to touch my unit and began stroking it. At this point I'm nervous because I didn't expect things to move so fast (that sounds really gay LOL) but I was afraid she was setting me up for some cop entrapment or something. Anyway, massage was. 60 for an hour.

She began massaging me while talking to me and calling me "husband" in Chinese. The massage was pretty sub par, but she seemed to really be enjoying herself. Total GFE before we even got to that point. As I'm lying on my stomach she began to rum between my legs and touching my piece. I finally turned over and she began to stroke it. At this point she asked me how much I would pay if I wanted everything. We negotiated for a bit and settled on $.50 (she charged me more for the size of my unit, which was unfair but I was already so turned on that I woulda paid anything). HJ BJ FS. She called me husband in Chinese the entire time, which was pretty sexy. She got on top of me and rode me pretty nicely. She really seemed to enjoy herself. When I told her I was about to finish she begged me not to (I of course did anyway because, well, thats what I paid for). She was sexy. Stacked. Older (probably in her 40s). She never rushed me. It was a pretty welcoming experience. I actually left the place feeling like she liked me, which made the entire experience better, even if it was totally an act. I'll definitely consider going back.

I'd highly recommend yall paying Heidi a visit if you're into Asians with big tits.[/QUOTE]Nice first post man! However you pd too much as $ woulda been plenty fine or even. 8 or eighty. If you were happy than all good but in the future you can at least save some dinner scratch LOL.

Keep up the posts!

PC out

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1713854]Nice first post man! However you pd too much as $ woulda been plenty fine or even. 8 or eighty. If you were happy than all good but in the future you can at least save some dinner scratch LOL.

Keep up the posts!

PC out[/QUOTE]Yep!

Been to WH a dozen times and it is $100 for FS every time.

50

I will be sure to ask for a 25% discount because of the size of MY unit.

LOL

Geeze. That's a standard comment from ALL providers. But, still sorry to hear that you had to pay the excise tax.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688; 1713854]Nice first post man! However you pd too much as $ woulda been plenty fine or even. 8 or eighty. If you were happy than all good but in the future you can at least save some dinner scratch LOL.

Keep up the posts!

PC out[/QUOTE]I'm going to drive the hard bargain for $ next time!

[QUOTE=Willie23;1711813]I'm sure you are aware there are multiple AMPs at WWood / Olympic. The one with the table shower is the one I regularly visit for HE.[/QUOTE]I recently had a great time with Cindy at Oasis in Burbank.

[QUOTE=FiftyFourteen; 1714075]Yep!

Been to WH a dozen times and it is $100 for FS every time.

50[/QUOTE]I've had the offer of BBFS for $.5 or CFS for $. Last time that happened, I had $.05 on me and that was fine for BB. (not at WH). For the past year or 18 months, I've paid .8 where $ was previously standard fare in some places. Usually $ is non negotiable, and a smart girl will state her price right at the moment when the big head is thinking least clearly.

[QUOTE=Sasay1960;1715149]I recently had a great time with Cindy at Oasis in Burbank.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Willie23;1715461]I've had the offer of BBFS for $.5 or CFS for $. Last time that happened, I had $.05 on me and that was fine for BB. (not at WH). For the past year or 18 months, I've paid .8 where $ was previously standard fare in some places. Usually $ is non negotiable, and a smart girl will state her price right at the moment when the big head is thinking least clearly.[/QUOTE]I'd love to know where to get FS for .8! I've gotten it, but never regular.

One time, was at a crappy rub-and-tug on Melrose. Asked this Latina for it and said all I had was. 8 and she agreed. Don't think FS was ever really on the menu, and it was all sexy and awkward. Think her jeans were still around one leg when we finished. Went back for her and she was gone.

One plus with WH is that the house only takes .4 for the half.

But my recent visit was an older provider. Not the young cute C-girls of the past visits.

[QUOTE=AsianGuyInla; 1713406]

[QUOTE=Mondo72; 1712967]Long story short, it's worth it if you want something pretty quick and don't have the time to research or TOFTT. However, the results are VERY YMMV. I've gone to places where the ladies are supposedly super hot and / or young only to be disappointed. I think RM is mostly for want to-be mongers or older guys.

I'm asian so I always hear about how the places I go to on RM are usually for non-asians and how weird it is that I'm in there.

Because I speak the language and am nice, I usually get the goodies.

That being said, I really wish I knew how to read Chinese so I could check out the ads in the Chinese newspapers.

It's a quick fix, but it's expensive. Ideally, I can find someone to split the cost with me in Los Angeles.[/QUOTE]That is also why I wish I knew spanish well enough to read the ads in El Aviso on the other spanish dailies. Well thank god for Rosetta Stone.

[QUOTE=Christophe1; 1399480]After getting my share of free international pootang I wanted to stimulate the economy. Saw camel's report about not getting Jenny and sparked my reinterest in Jenny. Made the drive to weho and was taken in. Got Sehra. Did the massage. And on the flip she eventually grabbed the little tophe and didn't let go until he hiccoughed. No more than rub and tug while I viewed her potang with a little licking. Dropped a. 4 and left. Unsatisfied I called an asked if Jenny was working, she was so I got some Chinese food and returned for more fun.

On the return I asked for Jenny and she seemed super pleased I wanted her. Disrobbed down to the towel and got ready for the down and dirty. Whem she returned she stripped off the shorts to the panties. No dfk. But we got busy. Tight pootang and then surrendered the azz. No complaints and dropped a benji. She is a horny slurpy * that I, will return for. Not bad looking at all and ready and willing to give it up.

Best I have had at a cmp.[/QUOTE]Met jenny today at west. She's a sweet lady. Going back for some more of that soon.