After Fun City Troubles..
Hello fellow mongers. I know I haven't posted in months and Philly isn't really even my area but as I grew bored of the South Jersey scene, I decided to take a hop over the bridge. It was last Saturday night the 7th, after midnight so I guess it was Sunday morning. I made an appointment about fifteen minutes before 1 for one o clock and got there ten minutes late..the lady in charge was sure to break my balls. Everything was cool, a late twenty something or good looking 30 something entered the room. She had dark shoulder length hair, nice be's, not much ass and barely spoke english. She was nice, she smiled a lot and made me feel comfortable. I didn't catch her name and for that, I'm sorry. So I paid her, she washed me thoroughly, did the sexy slide, all that fun jazz.
Let me get to the point.
She kissed me all over and was very sexy, CBJ, Cowgirl, mish and the Doggy. Thing is, I couldn't perform. I dunno what was my deal but she still took care of me. She gave me a sloppy HJ using some lube and flickering her tounge on the tip of my bird. I finished, she cleaned me and gave me a message til my time ran down.
She dressed me back up and made me some tea.
Freaking delicious. I've never had earl grey with honey before.
A couple days later, it stings when I pee and I've got a cloudy substance that comes out the tip of my head. I did the research and I'm pretty sure just the bacteria from her tounge licking my head without a condom on has got me fucked up. I'm hitting up a clinic on Tuesday to clear up this matter. I posted this not to scare anyone away from fun city because I had a pretty good experience besides the matter of not getting it up and THIS. Please be careful out there.
Days later... FC Troubles Continued..
As much as I wouldve liked to run to the clinic the day I discovered the problem, I had to wait til I had a day off. Believe me I was there first thing in the morning. Now I searched for a bunch of clinics in the SJ area online and they gave me quite a list. I went to the Bellmawr clinic off of Browning road first where payment was based on income and a sliding scale so I was given a weeks worth of doxy (they wouldve have given me zithromax but I guess they were worried about my allergies) for 15 bucks. I told them I was 100 percent positive that I had the symptoms of the clap.
Things is...I am currently in a relationship and we had sex between the time I went to fc and the day I found out I had the symptoms.
So what do I do?
I can't throw away the relationship with my childrens mom.
So...I went to another clinic in SJ and did the same thing. This time I didn't give them my allergies. I also filled out the slip for a rapid hiv test. Why not I said.
They gave me a double shot (500 mg) of zithromax and sent me on my way. 115 dollars later, ouch.
So, I took the zithromax and I'm good so far. No discharge, no pain and no "urethra awareness".
I've had to slip my partner the doxy though, which I am ashamed to say. Its working so far and as much as I have had a blast in the AMPs...I don't want to go thru something like this again. Lying to my girl, dropping this money, constant worry about my equipment.. Its not worth it to me.
Be careful guys, especially the guys that love that bareback shit.
Days later... FC Troubles Continued..part 2
I'm giving her what the doc gave me, 2 a day for a week. Theres no way I'm going to get out of this situation unscathed anymore if I don't. Its the standard dose too so yea, I'm not a doctor and I get what your saying but I don't see any other way out..
Sat night following a tough L
Saturday night following the Birds tough loss my buddy and I decided that a wash would help ease the pain.
I started hobbying in Philly but haven't been to a CC AMP in over 5 years. On my travels I've been able to find SPAs that provide good non-rushed service for mongers that are looking a decent massagi and something a little extra. Not having much experience in this area I referred to the forum. Our first stop was FUN CITY. The mama was nice and pleasant, she said that she had two girls and lead us to our rooms. The girl that was brought in for me was super skinny, absolutely no curves our bumps. I said no thank you to masian and we moved on. On the way out, I noticed that mama had [URL]SpaHunters.com[/URL] open on her computer. When she saw me looking she closed her laptop and smiled.
Our next stop was the spot down the stairs, not sure of the current name. It should be called scary spa. Based on the door it looked like it was closed but I rang the bell anyway. A few minutes later, a woman answer in sweats. She let us in and told us to hold on. She came back after changing into a more revealing outfit with another provider. The mama / pitch-in provider was in her 50's with horrible enhancements. My boy looked at me, his look said be didn't want to deal with another L and we moved on. We were on our way to BELLA when I called an audible and decided to check the last Philly AMP I enjoyed, CROWN...BIG MISTAKE.
When we arrive at CROWN I'm brought to my room and Andy shows up. Late 30's-40's provider wearing a bikini. She looked great, spinner with nice Bees-a solid 7. She asked for fee, 1.6. I gave her .6 and told her I would tip her after the session. At that point it seemed like she was ok with it. On to the shower. The TS started of ok. During the wash of the dirty areas the mama came in and started talking with Andy. Apparently my boy didn't have the fee that his girl wanted so they were asking for .40 from me for my boy. Really?? Big turn off. I told them he had $ and could make his own decisions. From that point on, the session sucked. After a rushed TS. We headed back to the room. Once there she demanded her tip. I asked her if she was going to massage me? She looked at me like "are you serious?" I gave her .80 and she was pissed. She said the fee was 1. I explained to her that I wasn't a FS guy and I was looking for good massagi with a little singing afterwards. She left in a shitty mood. Came back and went right into the ST. She barely let me touch her and wouldn't really me really move -IT REALLY SUCKED! What a waste of $. When we were finished she basically kicked me out. I told her I had only been here for 35 minutes and I paid for an hour. She told me in Philly its 45 minutes for fee and my friend is waiting.
I definitely would not recommend this place. Question, is there a place in Philly that offers decent providers, decent non-rushed massage and an a la carte menu??
Happy New Year.
Be safe-TheEnjoyer.